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Gawd I hope that's real.
I remember the oversized balls the "special" kids used to play with at school. They'd run at it from both sides causing a kind of Newton's Cradle effect where they would be simultaneously repelled while the ball remained still.
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seekew who?, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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That needs 2001 Space Odyssey over it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:08,
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Coming to a Sony advert near you no doubt...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 20:43,
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Am it paintin tiem?
The LOLcats epidemic hits the world of art exhibitions.
My favourite is the 'Where's mah bucket' walrus recreated in plaster
I can haz installation?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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ooh
marianne goldin's stuff is lovely - I curently have her "OMG, is fulla starz." pic on my desktop, which is her version of the cheesy cat looking into space pic.
Woo lolcat art.
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niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:06,
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I had to stop watching that.
I can't stand listening to artists talking :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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^this
it was great until the speaking began
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:21,
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That was great.
I wish I was there.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:10,
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so...
Tv has been doing it for ages, but now ARTISTS are making a fortune by stealing from the internet?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:21,
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Amazing pumpkins!
Check out the predator one :)
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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You had me at 'Predator'.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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been posted recently, and no doubt will be again before Friday
they are all of the awesome though :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:13,
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Oasis Parody
I made this!
Oasis's new album - some interesting influences including Bob Marley and a bit of Scooter
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tedriley74 says hello., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:14,
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Pretty spot-on
:D
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no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:49,
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Ha ha ha!
I rather enjoyed that :D
Writing songs are easy. It's just like making sandwiches, but with your face :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:01,
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Neil Innes sucessfully sued oasis over this song
FACT!!!
Thats how spot on that is.
*clicks*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:05,
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The BASTARDS...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:23,
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Woo! I'm a big Neil Innes fan...
Nice to see that again, reminded me that I posted that a while ago - shocked to see it was January 2007...
www.b3ta.com/links/57206
Good to see things haven't changed...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:53,
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*click!*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:03,
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Steven Wright on The Late Late Show in May
Further to the link on the popular page, a nice song and interview from Steven Wright....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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craig ferguson is a strange one
i am scottish and had never heard of him until recently.
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connor, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:30,
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He used to have a comedy show on channel 4 years ago
Then buggered off to Merka and made it big.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:27,
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DEAD SET IS ON TONIGHT!!!
Did you here me, did you?
DEAD...SET...IS...ON...TONIGHT!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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have you seeeeen this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5ywNqbJrM
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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I am spluffing by the minute.
I may have passed out by 10 oclock.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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I'm dead set on seeing this tonight.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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I'll get your coat for you ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:05,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
I notice you've stolen my phrase. Firstly, why? Secondly, carry on.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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Firstly, because it is an awesome phrase,
Secondly, cheers ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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You're welcome :)
It's not like you can own words and phrases anyway.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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I own the letter E, and get paid 5 pence per usage.
But I am too busy spending the profits on crap from QVC.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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I wholhartdly approv of this mssag
Great, now I look like I'm using predictive text. Which is for retards only. If you can't spell, you shouldn't be allowed to type/write, let alone have access to software to keep you thick.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:48,
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Dont get me started on bloody text messages.
People know that if the text is not written in some sort of comprehensible way, then I do not reply to them.
Grrrrrr!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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whtevr dde
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:00,
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Like charlie brooker...
but this looks shit.
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drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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I can't wait!
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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oh ta!
Totally forgot about that!
Woo-ness is afoot :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:00,
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Thats ok luvver
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:09,
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I know I know I know!
~runs around in crazy wild and excited circles~
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:18,
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So, what do YOU think they make vanilla ice cream out of then.
Well, you might be wrong.
Last paragraph says it all.
*sicks*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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I'll never ask for a flake in it again...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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Well,
it has certainly solved the mystery of white poo.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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OMG
Salt is made from sodium (poisonous) and chloride (poisonous)!
and being as poo is approx. 70% water, the chances are that at some point you've drunk water containing molecules which were once part of a big stinky, post curry, poo.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:22,
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I jsut didnt expect it to be in ice cream, thats all.
;-(
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:25,
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Southpark Cloverfield
"I'm so startled!"
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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watching that episode before
it's great.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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Phone/Iron accident!!!
Probably fake but its funny!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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Stevie Wonder, is that you?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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I think that has to be faked.
still gave me a very predictable giggle though :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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but that T-shirt looks so well ironed
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:23,
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Multiple fluff in "fluff saving eachother" BBC news story
Brilliant.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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Fantastic :)
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Monty Propps, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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I half-arsedly approve of this message.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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Mega Awwww!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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I love that video
it's pretty damn heart meltingly brilliant.
I don't even mind watching it again ;-)
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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The firefighter is
The father of Muriel in Muriels Wedding?
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PassTheKhat, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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Hulk Sings Puny Song!
Ronseal?
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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That reminded me of this
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA
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thereisnopoons until, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 22:26,
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ZOMG! There is an entire site dedicated to the Loos/pig incident!!!
NSFW
I'm getting that tshirt:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:56,
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Katie Lee - The Will To Fail
A cut from Katie Lee's 1962 album Songs of Couch and Consultation, an early concept album also featuring songs such as Repressed Hostility Blues, I Can't Get Adjusted to the You Who Got Adjusted to Me and Schizophrenic Moon.
The video just fits the song perfectly.
I would also like to nominate this song as the new b3ta national anthem.
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Zuowan, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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this is ace!
click
kitch\\\\111
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:20,
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Dear God
Please watch the video of Prescott trying to connect with younger voters.
And the bit where the girl describes herself as "middle class" rather than "working class" is just pure gold.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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Hahaha
I was under the impression that a Pikey couldn't be a chav as chav stands for Council House and Vulgar.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:44,
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Council housed and violent
is what people say around here!
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:12,
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or:-
Council House Adolescent Vermin
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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Do you have chavs where you live?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:14,
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I don't know.
I can't see out of the Bentley's tinted windows.
;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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Isn't it a bastardisation of Chatham?
That was what I was always led to believe.
But hey :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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I was told
it was Chatham Average
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seekew who?, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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Chav is a very old word..
.. in the east end of London it used to mean baby.
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MikeXPose, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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Nope, I couldn't watch it
without wanting to stab both my ears with a fork.
Prize numptyhead that he is
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:47,
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hahahaha '...but I don't work'
pure comedy gold :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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Her on b3ta all we have is the lurking class:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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I like the convenient link to his book under the video.
Also that black chick is hot.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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I think you'll find she's mixed race.
/PC blog:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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NOW ya tell me!
*mops up*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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No dear, you're not middle class
You're scum.
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Monty Propps, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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"A knee in the temple, and a dagger up the clitoris"
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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Hahaha!
Had to Google that.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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How is she scum?
I'm sorry but that's a bit of a cunty thing to say.
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Zuowan, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 0:08,
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Podge and Rodge interview Rebecca Loos.
NSFW
Mildly NSFW
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:35,
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Is it true you pulled of a pig...
pffffft.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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I remember watchi that:P
EDIT: See link above
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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I remember when Russel Brand had a soul.
NSFW
Fucking hypocrite.
Sorry for the double linkage. I am off now.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:03,
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what's this about? sorry i can't watch whilst at work, but i notice you menitoned something about kerouac further down and i'm intrigued having just finished on the road.
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Just Flange, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:14,
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This is a part of On the Road,
where Russel is mentioning how Jack cherished the homeless people he met. If you watch it, he gives them money, his copy of the book, and some peanut butter which was left for Jack Kerouac on his grave. Seems like a shitty thing to do, but he does it with meaning, and it was especially poignant when he passed it on to these people. He also reads poetry that is Irish and so black at a meet.
Save this for later too.
Its all on youtube, book mark it, its great ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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tah muchly.
i'll look into that at a later date!
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Just Flange, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:25,
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yass yass
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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Tropical Diseases
A charming little ditty about Tropical Diseases. Done as a little Irish ditty. Stick with it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:47,
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That is really rather spesh :)
it gets a woo from me
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:05,
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Podge and Rodge rule!
EDIT: The one with Shaun MacGown is great. THe first question they ask him, 'What is your secret to healthy living?'
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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I never heard of them until now.
They sound great.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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This one is my fave
Wher we find out that Dara O'Briain used to be a family gameshow host:P
I originally found them on links.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:47,
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Did they
Do one Shane MacGowan aswell ?
That felt good.
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gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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Could this site be as annoying as the person it is about.
If that were possible.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:44,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:54,
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I know a site that will get on your nerves
get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a site that will get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves
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Scary, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:27,
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I read about that this morning.
Very fucking childish.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:23,
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Prank phone calls.
The last resort of a talentless, unfunny prick.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:31,
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The man is 70 years old, and they take the piss out of his family on air?
He was funnier than both of them together will ever be, without resorting to crude insults.
Although saying that about crude insults, those two are clearly cunts of the highest order.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:32,
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if it was chris morris
you'd all be calling him a genius now, b3ta boarders, how boring sometimes are thee
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:35,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
Chris Morris would not stoop to such twatness.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:36,
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I totally disagree
Prank phone calls are never funny
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:36,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:37,
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I wholeheartedly approve
of your approval of this message
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:40,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
approving the said message.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:42,
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I wholeheartedly approve
of the approval message approving the message of this message
We could do this all day.....
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:47,
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Yes, lets...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:48,
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I wholeheartedly approve
of you doing this all day!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:58,
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Evidence to the contrary
www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
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Zuowan, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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I'm afraid that link only proves the original point
being as it is as funny as a bowl of sick
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:46,
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You're so wrong you should be in jail.
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Zuowan, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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I didn't listen to all of them admittedly
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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chris morris would have made it funny...
!
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drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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im with you man
this is bad taste but also funny... anyone who comes on b3ta, a website that satirises 9/11, the kidnapping of madeleine mccain, paedophiles, people who have died recently and any number of other bad taste subjects are a little hypocritical to jump on the bandwagon on this one.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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Its ok if WE do it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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I wholeheartedly approve of this message
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:12,
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Andrew Sachs must
have crap management, though.
Most guests on that show get the same treatment (which, to be honest, is probably better than patronising someone for being old), and comments had been made on the previous week's show about his granddaughter.
Presumably it should be his managements job to check what they are getting him into.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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enjoy your lunch
Mmm cheese please
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Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:13,
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*licks off*
The girl below could 'stick her finger in it and wiggle it about'.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:19,
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*bokes*
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:20,
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How the hell
Do you get salad dressing stuck in your arm like that? The mind boggles!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:27,
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Go great as a starter
haha just watched part 2, what comes out next would go great over pasta!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:38,
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The second part
beats reggae reggae sauce any day.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:43,
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