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This is a link post Larger-than-average beach ball

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd I hope that's real.
I remember the oversized balls the "special" kids used to play with at school. They'd run at it from both sides causing a kind of Newton's Cradle effect where they would be simultaneously repelled while the ball remained still.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That needs 2001 Space Odyssey over it.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Coming to a Sony advert near you no doubt...

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Am it paintin tiem?
The LOLcats epidemic hits the world of art exhibitions.

My favourite is the 'Where's mah bucket' walrus recreated in plaster

I can haz installation?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
marianne goldin's stuff is lovely - I curently have her "OMG, is fulla starz." pic on my desktop, which is her version of the cheesy cat looking into space pic.
Woo lolcat art.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop watching that.
I can't stand listening to artists talking :(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
it was great until the speaking began
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great.
I wish I was there.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
Tv has been doing it for ages, but now ARTISTS are making a fortune by stealing from the internet?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing pumpkins!
Check out the predator one :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You had me at 'Predator'.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post been posted recently, and no doubt will be again before Friday
they are all of the awesome though :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Oasis Parody I made this!
Oasis's new album - some interesting influences including Bob Marley and a bit of Scooter
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty spot-on
:D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
I rather enjoyed that :D

Writing songs are easy. It's just like making sandwiches, but with your face :D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Neil Innes sucessfully sued oasis over this song
FACT!!!

Thats how spot on that is.

*clicks*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
The cunts rip off everyone!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZHHXrBXzkc

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NwUzBueAsN4
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The BASTARDS...

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo! I'm a big Neil Innes fan...
Nice to see that again, reminded me that I posted that a while ago - shocked to see it was January 2007...

www.b3ta.com/links/57206

Good to see things haven't changed...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *click!*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Steven Wright on The Late Late Show in May
Further to the link on the popular page, a nice song and interview from Steven Wright....
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post craig ferguson is a strange one
i am scottish and had never heard of him until recently.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He used to have a comedy show on channel 4 years ago
Then buggered off to Merka and made it big.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post DEAD SET IS ON TONIGHT!!!
Did you here me, did you?

DEAD...SET...IS...ON...TONIGHT!!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post have you seeeeen this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5ywNqbJrM
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I am spluffing by the minute.
I may have passed out by 10 oclock.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm dead set on seeing this tonight.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get your coat for you ;-)

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message
I notice you've stolen my phrase. Firstly, why? Secondly, carry on.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly, because it is an awesome phrase,
Secondly, cheers ;-)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome :)
It's not like you can own words and phrases anyway.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I own the letter E, and get paid 5 pence per usage.
But I am too busy spending the profits on crap from QVC.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholhartdly approv of this mssag
Great, now I look like I'm using predictive text. Which is for retards only. If you can't spell, you shouldn't be allowed to type/write, let alone have access to software to keep you thick.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont get me started on bloody text messages.
People know that if the text is not written in some sort of comprehensible way, then I do not reply to them.

Grrrrrr!!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post whtevr dde

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Like charlie brooker...
but this looks shit.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh ta!
Totally forgot about that!
Woo-ness is afoot :-)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats ok luvver

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I know I know!
~runs around in crazy wild and excited circles~
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post So, what do YOU think they make vanilla ice cream out of then.
Well, you might be wrong.

Last paragraph says it all.

*sicks*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never ask for a flake in it again...

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
it has certainly solved the mystery of white poo.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
Salt is made from sodium (poisonous) and chloride (poisonous)!

and being as poo is approx. 70% water, the chances are that at some point you've drunk water containing molecules which were once part of a big stinky, post curry, poo.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I jsut didnt expect it to be in ice cream, thats all.
;-(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post Southpark Cloverfield
"I'm so startled!"
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post watching that episode before
it's great.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Phone/Iron accident!!!
Probably fake but its funny!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Stevie Wonder, is that you?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that has to be faked.
still gave me a very predictable giggle though :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post but that T-shirt looks so well ironed

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Multiple fluff in "fluff saving eachother" BBC news story
Brilliant.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic :)

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I half-arsedly approve of this message.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mega Awwww!

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that video
it's pretty damn heart meltingly brilliant.

I don't even mind watching it again ;-)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The firefighter is
The father of Muriel in Muriels Wedding?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Hulk Sings Puny Song!
Ronseal?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminded me of this
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post ZOMG! There is an entire site dedicated to the Loos/pig incident!!! NSFW
I'm getting that tshirt:D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Katie Lee - The Will To Fail
A cut from Katie Lee's 1962 album Songs of Couch and Consultation, an early concept album also featuring songs such as Repressed Hostility Blues, I Can't Get Adjusted to the You Who Got Adjusted to Me and Schizophrenic Moon.
The video just fits the song perfectly.

I would also like to nominate this song as the new b3ta national anthem.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this is ace!
click
kitch\\\\111
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Dear God
Please watch the video of Prescott trying to connect with younger voters.

And the bit where the girl describes herself as "middle class" rather than "working class" is just pure gold.

Cheers
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I was under the impression that a Pikey couldn't be a chav as chav stands for Council House and Vulgar.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Council housed and violent
is what people say around here!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post or:-
Council House Adolescent Vermin
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have chavs where you live?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know.
I can't see out of the Bentley's tinted windows.

;)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it a bastardisation of Chatham?
That was what I was always led to believe.

But hey :D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I was told
it was Chatham Average
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Chav is a very old word..
.. in the east end of London it used to mean baby.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, I couldn't watch it
without wanting to stab both my ears with a fork.

Prize numptyhead that he is
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha '...but I don't work'
pure comedy gold :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Her on b3ta all we have is the lurking class:D

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the convenient link to his book under the video.
Also that black chick is hot.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find she's mixed race.
/PC blog:P
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post NOW ya tell me!
*mops up*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No dear, you're not middle class
You're scum.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "A knee in the temple, and a dagger up the clitoris"

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Had to Google that.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post How is she scum?
I'm sorry but that's a bit of a cunty thing to say.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Podge and Rodge interview Rebecca Loos. NSFW
Mildly NSFW
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it true you pulled of a pig...
pffffft.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember watchi that:P
EDIT: See link above
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post I remember when Russel Brand had a soul. NSFW
Fucking hypocrite.

Sorry for the double linkage. I am off now.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what's this about? sorry i can't watch whilst at work, but i notice you menitoned something about kerouac further down and i'm intrigued having just finished on the road.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a part of On the Road,
where Russel is mentioning how Jack cherished the homeless people he met. If you watch it, he gives them money, his copy of the book, and some peanut butter which was left for Jack Kerouac on his grave. Seems like a shitty thing to do, but he does it with meaning, and it was especially poignant when he passed it on to these people. He also reads poetry that is Irish and so black at a meet.

Save this for later too.

Its all on youtube, book mark it, its great ;-)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post tah muchly.
i'll look into that at a later date!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yass yass

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Tropical Diseases
A charming little ditty about Tropical Diseases. Done as a little Irish ditty. Stick with it.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is really rather spesh :)
it gets a woo from me
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Podge and Rodge rule!
EDIT: The one with Shaun MacGown is great. THe first question they ask him, 'What is your secret to healthy living?'
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I never heard of them until now.
They sound great.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is my fave
Wher we find out that Dara O'Briain used to be a family gameshow host:P

I originally found them on links.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they
Do one Shane MacGowan aswell ?


That felt good.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Could this site be as annoying as the person it is about.
If that were possible.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
www3.barnesy.org/links/240388
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a site that will get on your nerves
get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a site that will get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I read about that this morning.
Very fucking childish.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Prank phone calls.
The last resort of a talentless, unfunny prick.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The man is 70 years old, and they take the piss out of his family on air?
He was funnier than both of them together will ever be, without resorting to crude insults.

Although saying that about crude insults, those two are clearly cunts of the highest order.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post if it was chris morris
you'd all be calling him a genius now, b3ta boarders, how boring sometimes are thee
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message
Chris Morris would not stoop to such twatness.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally disagree
Prank phone calls are never funny
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve
of your approval of this message
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message
approving the said message.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve
of the approval message approving the message of this message

We could do this all day.....
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, lets...

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve
of you doing this all day!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidence to the contrary
www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid that link only proves the original point
being as it is as funny as a bowl of sick
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You're so wrong you should be in jail.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't listen to all of them admittedly

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post chris morris would have made it funny...
!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post im with you man
this is bad taste but also funny... anyone who comes on b3ta, a website that satirises 9/11, the kidnapping of madeleine mccain, paedophiles, people who have died recently and any number of other bad taste subjects are a little hypocritical to jump on the bandwagon on this one.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Its ok if WE do it.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly approve of this message

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Andrew Sachs must
have crap management, though.

Most guests on that show get the same treatment (which, to be honest, is probably better than patronising someone for being old), and comments had been made on the previous week's show about his granddaughter.

Presumably it should be his managements job to check what they are getting him into.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post enjoy your lunch
Mmm cheese please
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *licks off*
The girl below could 'stick her finger in it and wiggle it about'.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*

(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell
Do you get salad dressing stuck in your arm like that? The mind boggles!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Go great as a starter
haha just watched part 2, what comes out next would go great over pasta!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The second part
beats reggae reggae sauce any day.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)

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