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P0wning Obama/Mccain spoof
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:45,
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To all the kids having their feet massaged,
NSFW
I feel as if this would be more fitting.
Hang on a minute while I do something
CLICK THIS FOR WHAT I MEAN!!!
or clicky linky
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:41,
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Mr Sheldon he dance no more
'ning there my good man.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:54,
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Hello,
stuff will be following. Promise.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:54,
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No worries mate
No rush whatsoever. I understand Fable 2 has quite a draw ;)
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:56,
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It is rather woosome yes.
I really need to give it rest, but I might have 10 minutes in a bit.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:01,
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Ah yes
10 minutes indeed.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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Just don't get COD4,
10 minutes becomes 2 hours in no time.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26,
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hello chaps
I have no idea what you are talking about but I thought I'd say hi :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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Quick blackdogmanguitar,
frag it.
*makes explosion noises with mouth*
oh, and hai!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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Hello RBF Esquire
I have no idea what you're talking about but I thought I'd say hi!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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Hai.
and how is the soliciting going.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Pfftt!
*planting claymores*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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I shall set up the sniper rifle near the grassy knoll.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Careful now,
you'll bring out the tin-hat brigade saying stuff like that.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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BE PREPARED!!!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Haha
Nice!
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Hello
How is Tuesday for you?
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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Who me?
My dodgy minces can't tell if you're talking to me or Toria!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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Well hello to you too!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
Although The COD 5 one was for you ;)
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Tuesdayish
I'm bored, I'm stuck in the office on my own all day, except for a brief interlude at 2pm when I get to go for a meeting to tell me how to so something I already know how to do.
*sigh*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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Tuesday is the worst day of the week anyway
That is FACT proved by SCIENCE.
Didn't know they held meetings about quaffing cider though?!
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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I'm holding out for COD 5
Only a couple of weeks now I believe.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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Resistance 2
looks pretty good as well.
You want to get COD4 though - it is just fantastic, though my kids are much higher ranked than me.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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I keep looking
for a pre-owned, but they're still going for £30.
Might have to part with the cash after so many golden joysticks though.
That sounds so wrong.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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Kung Fu Clowns
Go on spend a minute of your life watching clowns fight each other with balloons.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28,
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That was worth watching again.
A long time ago though mind.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:30,
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I wish I had foot massages when I was an unruly schoolboy,
instead of blowjobs from the french teacher... oh, hang on.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:15,
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Foot massage?
I'm the foot fucking master, don't be ticklin' or nuthin'.
They should be given foot massacres, little gits.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:17,
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I dont know why we dont just push the boat out
We should send murderers and rapists to health farms instead of prison.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:25,
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Disabled Athlete Doesn't Overcome Shit
"I thought through dedication and a lot of hard work I could conquer my handicap, but I was wrong."
The valuable lesson here: it's hard enough to be one of the best at something as it is, and if you're disabled, well, just forget it.
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Chinaski11, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:29,
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pah!
noob cripple
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:53,
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You are Wise
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:55,
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It's only 16 months to get used to loosing a leg.
Thats not a very long time. He should play wheelchair basketball.
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BindiBaji, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:22,
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I'm going to change my name to
"Attention Seeking Twat"
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:29,
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Are you Jacob Dyer?
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krang, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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My favourite name change, is abloke who changed his name to
Jellyfish McSaveloy.
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BindiBaji, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:11,
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my fave ....
RHYME-MASTER JOEY JOE JOE TOASTERFACE
? wtf!!!
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:08,
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its more the fact he was quoted as saying
"Oh i just thought it would be a random name"
its clearly family guy!
Also hi everyone its been a while
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:13,
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Oh Hai,
how is Uni, more important, how is you ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:45,
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I remember you!
hows things?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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my own personal favourite name change:
After being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft, 30-year-old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to 'Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards'. The bank has now asked him to close his account, and
Mr.Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance, by cheque, made out in his new name. (The Guardian)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:14,
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HaHaHaHaHaHa!
Genius...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:26,
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Girls can't throw
but they can bloody well catch! Somebody should sign her or something
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:19,
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Shuddering fuck!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:28,
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viral
couldn't tell you what for, but it's a viral
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applehead herp derp, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:29,
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I can smell it too.
Damn advertising corrupting everything.
(Just thought I'd write that and see if I get flamed)
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Zuowan, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:46,
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i seem to remember gatorade
whatever the fuck flavour that is
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connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:52,
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alligator flavour
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:19,
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Has doubts
But she sure it purdy.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:39,
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GC & Fake spring to mind...
I hope this helps?
Thanks,
Bye.
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:42,
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Just out of interest,
why does that matter?
It is an amusing video none the less!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:52,
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it does matter imo
just like people who spend £50 on some GAP hoodie with big letters on it that advertise GAP why would you want to consume advertising in that manner?. there are no shortage of mildy funny youtube videos out there you could watch instead. virals are designed to trick you into sharing advertising with your friends by faking amateurism. i think more advertising is not really a helpful thing in life, however subliminal. they now have campaigns whereby they pay popular people/taxi drivers etc to work in positive messages about products into their conversations with you. the only way to put a stop to it is to mention to people when they are being advertised to when they perhaps don't realize.
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connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:04,
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I totally agree with you
Just the other day I was walking down the street drinking a can of Coke (TM), when I saw a giant advert for Coke (TM).
Anyway, the point is to buy Coke (TM)
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:32,
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Damnit
I hate being advertised to. I'm boycotting Coke (TM) now.
Unless you knew that and want me to buy Pepsi (R) instead. Maybe I'd better boycott that as well.
Good job I don't like either of them really.
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Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:32,
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i'm not sure what you mean
i feel strangely thirsty though..
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connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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memories
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:17,
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I don't remember it,
but it is genius.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:22,
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That is absolutely fucking amazing!
Agent Muu will love it.
For fear of sounding like a pretentious twat, I fucking love how short films and animations can get to a point so fucking quickly, and leave you feeling such a heavy emotion in such a short amount of time!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:26,
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While I wait for this to load
Short films really are a superior medium, especially in the internet age of quick attention spans. They're concise, fast paced, and only need to deliver on one crucial point or idea. And usually a lot more time and effort is poured into them, since there's less duration to worry about.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:34,
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Well I am telling you.
You will fucking love this one :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:40,
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and so i did
fucking brilliant. which i could come up with such an ingeniously simple concept...
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:42,
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Aye,
but that is exactly the reason they are oscar winners and you aren't :D
Did you get my gaz?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:52,
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i got your gaz
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:37,
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i thought it was good,
but it certainly didn't leave me feeling any heavy emotions :P
In fact, it reminded me of this game :D
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:20,
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Who is Oscar?
I don't remember it.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:27,
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ace
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connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:13,
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classic stuff
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mutated monty, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:01,
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bloody great! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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I like it, but I probably would have let the box fall off before the people.
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gronkpan, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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A short long walk
I made this!
First outage wih my new camera, can't wait to go again.
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KnackerDwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:02,
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looks great
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connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:18,
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Beautiful
Enjoy your camera :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:37,
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Some good stuff there.
What camera did you buy?
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Fluffster, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:52,
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Nice work
I like that muchly.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:49,
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thanks everyone
it's a canon hv30 with a homemade 35mm adapter.
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KnackerDwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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wow, that was astonishingly nice
beautiful even! lens filters? or was it just magic... either way, good stuff.
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JonothanCainer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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no filters
just some great light and a touch of colour correction in post :)
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KnackerDwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:43,
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really really lovely
what's the music?
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espionagebob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:36,
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ta very much
Music is: The Light by The Album Leaf
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KnackerDwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:21,
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No!
You mean something on the internet with hands looks like something else on the internet with hands?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:29,
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Fun puzzle game with explosions
Tis quite fun
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the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:58,
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level 14 is a fucker
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:02,
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I concur
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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Cute game
I'm having a hard time getting past level 10 though. I'll have to figure it out later.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:24,
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Jake Thackray
In honour of the BBC2 documentary I'm currently watching about this wonderful, sadly departed poet laureate of the Northern absurd.
NB: he's being ironic, he's not actually a misogynist in the slightest. :)
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57,
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I shall click this as Jake Thackray was ultimate win :D
Woo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:44,
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Saw him live
Genius.
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Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:23,
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Matchstalk men
The link below reminded me of the first single I ever bought.
Still brings a tear to my eyes
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thereisnopoons until, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:08,
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Link to a live stream of puppies.
All together now, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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diffy maybs, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:49,
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what's with the annoying noise?
I do hope they're not in a puppy processing factory :(
edit: I assume it's rain.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:52,
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Or a fan?
One just squeaked!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:56,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
They are asleep but the one in the blue collar looks like its having a dream :)
EDIT: Ooh they are waking up!
EDIT EDIT: They've gone back to sleep!
this is better than pandacam!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:54,
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He's dreaming of the day
when he escapes his life of factory-working drudgery to take to the stage and dance with Sadlers Wells.
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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:15,
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dude
wtf?!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45,
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Fucking. The. Puppies.
It's not rocket science.
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mookay immune to icons since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:22,
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If the other Party Winns
A shockingly accurate prediction of what America will be like if the democrats/republicans win
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slippery doctore, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44,
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Children In Need - Redeem Yourself
I made this!
Wunderman invites its employees to help take phone donations at their call centre.
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nickhearne, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:06,
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"redeem yourself"
I need redeeming then do I?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:15,
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Disturbing snake man.
Man with snakes through his sinuses, very unusual images. Not nice for snakes though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:05,
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In the old country . . . they call that nasal flossing !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:48,
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gooooooaaaaaalllll :D
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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And Another!
That was liquid football!
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Jorvic, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:37,
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One of the funniest things ever commited to video
I've got my nephews to shout:
"The goalie... has got FOOTBALL PIE... all over his shirt" - whenever they score.
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simon shitting mason, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:56,
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Can I tempt anyone with a game of Isketch?
b3ta room open, hop on baby!

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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GC
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Zuowan, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:07,
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MC
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weaver., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:37,
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hahaha
That's the first time I've ever played that and it cheered me up immensely. :D
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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In that case
You must have one of these! :

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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Thanks!
I'm a convert now. And thanks to all who caned my arse.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:12,
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Whatever floats your boat!
;)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29,
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thanks toria - that was brilliant ;)
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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:31,
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It is officially
The. Best. Thing. Ever!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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I had fun

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:05,
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I was really up for this
except I've somehow installed the new version of shockwave that won't work with iSketch. Gutted.
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Pesky Young Scamp, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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