Kitties!
Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones urge everybody to vote on Nov. 4th.
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Hahahaha
Great shot of the black kitty wrestling the white kitty there!
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Thought I'd drop this here
www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm
Dunno if it be seen before, but I'll try to keep poitical stuff on as few threads as possible
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:07,
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Barack Hussein Obama and Raila Odinga
"The person who made me proudest of all, though, was (half brother) Roy..he converted to Islam"
'Dreams of My Father' - Barack Obama
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28,
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i wish i could watch, so i could disagree with you.
as it is i'll just wander off feeling smug cos i'm not a fecking loon.
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:32,
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George HW Bush
and QEII are cousins - 13th cousins, I think.
Mind you, I'm distantly related to the yeast in a jar of Marmite, and I don't think that that's any more or less important.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:51,
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didn't i hear somewhere that obama and brad pitt are distant cousins?
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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Your intelligence is infinite
It has no discernible beginning.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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pffffffft!
EDIT: also, what's the gist of the vid? i can't see it. it's not seriously "OMIGOD OBAMA HAS A MUSLIM HALF-BROTHER!!1!!" is it?
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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Oh, I dunno.
I watched the first couple of seconds and then realised that I'd rather have blunt rusty cancer of the Aids.
Apparently knowing a Muslim is evidence that you're a terrorist. Or something. Really, who cares?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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I bought my flat from a Muslim
Should I turn myself in now?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:53,
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You funded terrorism.
Unless by "bought" you mean "claimed squatters' rights".
Dekion'll be out to get you.
EDIT: Piss of the mind.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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hahahaha
i wish i could watcth the video now, just so that i could refuse to watch it.
but yes, MUSLENOBAMATERRISTLOLZ!!1!!
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:54,
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You are terrified of EVERYTHING!
and you seem to feel the need to try to spread this around to eveyone in earshot regardless of their wishes.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:12,
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That's nothing
I have it on good authority John McCain doesn't eat bacon every day, once met a man in a turban, and his slogan "Country first" is clearly stolen from the hotbed of radical Yorkshire nationalism, "Yorkshire first" the regional development agency.
Trust me, the potent Yorkshire Islam he will unleash terrifies me.
(incidentally, you must spend a FORTUNE on tinfoil. Do the manufacturers invite you to conferences?)
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:35,
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Don't be silly.
Foil is made from aluminium.
Aluminium is mined from the ground.
Muslims walk on the ground.
Therefore aluminium is terrorist. And possibly ethnically suspect, as well. And communist. And un-American. And ghey.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38,
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All of these!/\
As an ardent supported of the unelected quango that is Yorkshire forward, I can testify to their socialistic leanings, they are currently funding renuable energy schemes creating thousands of jobs, which our elected officials tried to put a stop to... *raises fist in air
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Jorvic, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:18,
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just a question, main topic aside.
why do you post links like this, knowing the (general) repsonse they get?
Have you taken on the Goat's mantle in his absence?
/What's happened to him, by the way?
You're a decent enough fella, with a very surreal sense of humour (as I've said before) it just strikes me as odd that you keep posting these type of /links when in general they get shot down,
often with polite (and not so polite on occasion) requests to keep the links to the fun stuff in life, knowing what often happens when this stuff gets posted.
Nobody really debates here to a practical or resolved conclusion, it's just arguing. On. The. Internet. :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:42,
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I sort of miss The Goat.
I hope he's ok. He was always good value, even at his most deluded.
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kikilookeylikey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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Also...
...Rage Against the Machine do not represent the apex of political analysis.
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A Number 2 Accident...
Classic line - "Its was half my fault, and it wasn't, you know what I mean?"
:-D
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:22,
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!
The collapse of English society continues.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:14,
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I am dying to know...
what he is going to change into? He doesn't appear to have a change of strides on him. I guess he will have his trousers in the sink and then under the hand dryer - back on the sauce in no time
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your sig, from spaced surely?
and the other great line from that same episaode is "i knew i should have bought big fat cocks" or something very very similar.
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:08,
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Haha, yes it is, I was wondering why you had quote marks :-D
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:19,
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Hmm...
I shall keep an eye on this and see if continues to be great...
*RSSes*
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teedyay, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:53,
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Video encouraging people to vote (for Obama) in the US elections
"I am worried John McCain will bomb my goats"
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custard, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:59,
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Damn!
I hadn't noticed the Brian Leiter reference...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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I was scouring the metro website looking for this pic!
Some fine shoppery at work there.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:29,
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It's fine shoppery but it doesn't look right
the bone structure etc. just doesn't fit when the skin colour is changed.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:44,
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Obama just looks like a younger, less bodybuilt, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
IMO
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:46,
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I think Obama looks fine.
Mcain looks a bit weird though, the texture is wrong.
And yes, Obama looks like a skinny Schwarzenegger there.
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The sad thing is
if the colour of thier skins were like this I reckon it'd be a whitewash.
I've misssed the whole point of this haven't I?
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Jake Thackray sings Brother Gorilla
Really good program on BBC2 last night about him.
Didn't know too much of his stuff but I've had this bloody song in my head all morning.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10,
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Invisible Octopus
How I would love to have this natural ability.
Rare footage of Mimic Octopus
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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Thats
Tuesdays for you.
Anything can happen!
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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I am cold
and tired
and grumpy
and bored
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06,
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That won't do
Have some fluff
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcYkZhlVlc
But by Christ turn the sound off
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:25,
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It's far more amazing than that video lets on though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oQBYw6xxc
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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Awesome clip too
thanks
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57,
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I first saw this in a TED talk
Only 5 mins long, and has other amazing creatures - Well worth a look, if only to see the above in HD as well
Great trick!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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What a clever Octopudding
I want one
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:53,
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Good lord, they could be anywhere.
*checks behind fridge*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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Wow, that's spooky!
Though, when it scooted off, was I the only one that made Zoidberg-esque 'wuuuub-wub-wub-wub' noises?
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De-cloak!
Fire the disruptors! Warp speed!
Bloody Klingons.
/Star Trek geek
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Pickled octopus
is yum. Spear the cunt.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 7:47,
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Jap's practise for a rhino attack
The Tokyo Zoo doesn't mess around when it comes to training for a rhino attack, complete with dramatic music.
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I'm no expert in the field
but I'd imagine they'd need slightly more protection from a Rhino than a volleyball net.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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It's like a
B-Movie - aceness - I love it!
Put a theatrical score on anything and it works.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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2 Pumpkins 1 Cup
2 Pumpkins 1 Cup, a beautiful love story.
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crab_bloke), Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Oh my good Lord!!
Thats fucking excellent!!
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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Holy crap
that was right on so many levels, yet disturbingly wrong as well! You appear to have studied the original a little too well!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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I am still crying with laffdum.
HAHAH!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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Kung Fu Nuns!
This is a short a few friends of mine made a few years ago. (Actually ends at about 1:50)
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The Kenny Everett Show.
I love Kenny. Some pre-b3taesque style stuff too.
Enjoy.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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As instructed,
I enjoyed that. :)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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That's cheered me right up, I love Kenny Everett.
thanks :)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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I cant believe that was 26 years ago
feels old :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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The Stupid Vote
The Daily Show's Jon Stewart and John Oliver discuss the Stupid voters (or what we'd call 'the silent majority') - Funny stuff...
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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I Like the use of the word "Fucktard"
Nice to see JO is a b3tan.
Hello, John!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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Kings of Siam
Watching Balance reminded me of other great animations from the Fourmations era. Think The Sandman has been posted a few times, so thought I'd go for this one.
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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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A Prank Call that doesn't feature a retired Spanish waiter. Just a retired actor and a 'mobile mechanic'...
I made this!
If you like what you see/hear, be our friend, subscribe and leave heart warming comments.
If you don't; still do all of the above, just insincerely.
Also, check our some of our other calls, including "How Much Can You Order from a Chinese Take-Away?" and "Waterstone's and the Nazis"!
Cheers y'all
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Has a slight wiff of Phonejacker about that.
And spam.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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prank calls:
for retarded people, by retarded people (russell brand anyone?).
also, you know it's spam when there is a space between every line... why is it always that way?
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You got a point there you know.
We must find out.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Spam spam spam
Please don't create an account on here purely so you can publish your 'work'.
Granted though, it was funny; but fonejacker have already done it :)
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Apologies if you think it's spam...I did tick "I made this" rather than do a "Hey, I found this hilarious clip - check it out" bullcrap. I thought it was okay to do that? If I should be posting on another board here, then let me know!
As for the spacing, I just believe grammar and punctuation still have a place on the internet!
As for the retarded comment, I'll let it pass because you like Jascha Heifetz.
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So you are saying that it is not spam then?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Erm...
I guess that depends on definition. It's certainly not a "hit and run" post. To be honest, I thought the board was partly here to show your own work.
I first discovered this site after I saw it linking to one of our videos a good while back. Since then I've been the occasional lurker. Added a new video, and thought this would be a good place to put a link, get some feedback etc. But now I have an account, I will happily comment on other threads and post discoveries of my own - especially after such a warm reception! Haha
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Fair enough,
carry on.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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TBH i think everyone's being a little harsh, but that's what happens when you've still got an L next to your name.
s'not exactly spam, it's something he made, which has been marked as such, come one /linkers, go easy!
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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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Hello just spa...
hang on a minute.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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This isn't spam
It isn't selling anything, it doesn't have any adverts,and you made it yourself
I think that the only youtube clips posted here should be "I made this" ones
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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Is that...
...an apology for the 'spam' accusation, or the 'by retarded people, for retarded people' comment? :)
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Has Andrew Gilligan been caught sock-puppeting?
He's certainly being very careful about what he does and does not deny. More here:
torytroll.blogspot.com/2008/11/is-andrew-gilligan-repeat-sockpuppet.html
He appears to have been using anonymous comments and/or alternative accounts to pass comment on his critics while pretending to be someone else... and it looks like he's been at it for quite some time.
Fascinating for those who care about such things.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:52,
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for a minute i thought he had used his sock over his cock and masturbated furiously...
what a disappointment! this is why i hate politics.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYNgocAIzlE
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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I love Nerf Herder.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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Shame.
Seems like closing the door after the horse has bolted, charged into the cowfield against the Rules of the Countryside, fucked everything in sight, got the stable lad fired for talking to the RSPCA, charged back to a hero's welcome and been put out to stud for £50k a go. Christ that analogy was tedious work.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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arf
Watching him try to squirrel out of it is actually quite entertaining
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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