thats just so cruel
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)
The people outside, or the ones driving?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:54, Reply)
Blond giving pole dancing lessons....with interesting results.
Only NSFW because of subject matter.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
what the hell i didnt expect that one to expect. also how retarded. she is only holding on it with her legs and the blond one says "spread your legs" and she actually does it- i think she deserved that. is that some dutch tv show? also is it staged or real?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:49, Reply)
My first foley test - all sound effects sourced from soundsnap.com
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:44, Reply)
Is it animated? If so thats tripley woo!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:02, Reply)
It's not animated, just shot with a depth of field adapter which makes it look nice and soft.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
Just what I needed after the jar thing up there ^ *points*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 22:02, Reply)
They look like something Rob Bottin would have designed.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)
either that or 'man just came in her mouth rather unexpectantly'
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)
I wouldn't even attempt to eat that, you gotta draw the line somewhere
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)
I'd eat two of those mutha's, with added mushrooms and chilli sauce.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:20, Reply)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)
I was playing this track on Guitar Hero and realised how great it is. I was going to make a video like this one, but this guy beat me to it.
Here's the track, but LOUDER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5SVDYBNrY
@:P
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:50, Reply)
It's not like you to go posting paranoid right-wing smears...
Oh: wait.
It is.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)
a random example:
"im glad we finished my family's fallout shelter last month. were almost done moving ammunition and firearms into it and were still waiting for the crate full of bibles to arrive.
point is by january well be ready to weather the nuclear fallout and recivilize the wasteland with god fearing americans like our founding fathers intended"
I'm hoping/assuming that's a pisstake :)
This being said, the mention of Rush Limbaugh in there made me remember this gem:
www.bushflash.com/nazi.html
NSFW lyrics and needs speakers
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
If he isnt he'll be out in 4 to 8 years.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)
He'll be out in four to eight years... unless he dies? Very insightful.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:50, Reply)
given it's filled with such unwavering truth.
I reckon it's because it's secretly a CIA disinformation site to distract us from the REAL conspiracy.
The real one probably involves emus, the cunning bastards.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)
how long the "get it while you can" tag had been there...
And wikipedia says that it's been online for 7 years.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)
Not the video. I see too much merkin news on here :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:19, Reply)
dick posts video made by other dicks getting arsey about some dick or other.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
Also ZOMG OBAMA'S A MIND CONTROLLING COMMUNIST MUSLIM TERRORIST FOREIGNER
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)
One day I decided I would make some kind of thing about everything, like a dictionary type dealy, but all different. A collection of stories about every single possible thing.
I won't lie to you, it'll never happen, because I misjudged how many things there are, but I'm getting there.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)
But kudos and a click for being funny, inventiveness, and a sweet url. :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)
and you win a golden painted kitten for "I misjudged how many things there are"
friday just got even more laughtery, if ya can believe that
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)
I went to California with work recently and spent some time at UCLA, making x-rays using sellotape. We also went to San Diego to find out why having fat friends can make you fat, how Nanotech could stop terrorists and why plants can't recover from jetlag.
All here in text and audio for you to enjoy...
As always, this sounds spammy, but I'm proud and wanted to share...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:27, Reply)
Good fun too - the actual amount of x-rays is quite shocking, when he first puts the geiger counter on top of it. Carlos Camara is a really nice chap too, more than happy to give up his time for me to come and play in his lab.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
Just been having a nostalgic moment for Peter Sellers over on /board.
Preview says no, so have it!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:24, Reply)
Seriously, I'm racking my brains to figure out who might have made this table, and why. I love the first line too, just in case the title didn't give things away...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:22, Reply)
they were looking for stamps with fish on them from mongolia :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
Oh dear. Epic fail at the Mirror. Unshopped:

edit: what a way to celebrate candle day
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:49, Reply)
I can see blogs at work as they are blocked, is there a link to the article?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)
for idiots. Oddly if I were to define pure evil I think it would take a bit more than a pigshit thick plan to kidnap my own kid and claim the reward money. Something involving eating their faces or fucking them in the eyes would be more in keeping.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)
She's good at lying, a bit stupid and a horrible mother, but pure evil? That was David Warner in 'Time Bandits', wasn't it?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)
/actually, what am I saying, it'll never happen sadly :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)
Previously, she was the innocent girl who was used by her greedy, nasty mother to try to net some cash. Now, it seems, the Mirror have discovered that Shannon is pure evil...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:21, Reply)
As in she is the mother who gave birth to pure evil.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)
when in fact, it could be interpreted that the little girl is pure evil.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)
991969 times
beep.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
Someone might already have posted this. Read the whole thing for context, but it's the poem (read it to the tune of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air') at the bottom of the page.
I had to lie to the rest of the office about what I was laughing about for fear of getting lynched.
If you're worried about what sort of comedy might be found in the sad fate of Baby P, you're probably best not looking.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)
and closed it i'm pretty thick skinned but that aint funny
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:35, Reply)
I wrote a similar one but I wasnt happy with the first verse
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)
But I have been thinking of rewriting the lyrics to Candle in the Wind, but rather than mocking, pointing out that Baby P is just one of many thousands, and instead of directing all of our outrage at one case, we need to fix the problem in a larger context.
Now that I've said that, it doesn't seem worthwhile
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
The Adult Swim UK youtube channel is currently showing free full length episodes including robot chicken and Tim & Eric. Woohoo!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)
it's like a bad acid trip in places, completely weirded me out now.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)
..most 'sketch' shows, some parts hit and some parts miss. But, for me, when it hits, it's like a Mike Tyson right hook. The tiny hats part with the winking noises being an example.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
Is this not more popular? The humour is perfect.
EDIT: This one is also fantastic:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8iAi-Mp6o
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)
on Youtube (hits wise)? Or generally? It's very popular on the Adult Swim network, i believe. Never going to have a mass appeal.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:50, Reply)
Interesting bit of kit for any techno-geeks out there. I'm thinking of buying one just to arse about with but at £250 still not convinced it's worth it to have my cat shit on its head.
/edit here's another link to an amusing video review much in the vein of the chap that does the crap toys review on here sometimes :- www.qwerf.com/?p=303
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:03, Reply)
tell me what this thing is for? Is it intended as a security device, a means of saying goodnight to your kids, I don't get it?!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)
I think so if you're away you can use it to spy on your cats. Or reasonably deaf, slow moving burglars. Providing you live in a bungalow.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:06, Reply)
Is your town on here?
A Short Example..
Stoke
"I visited Stoke several years ago and I have to say that it I quite possibly the worst place I have ever been (after Hull).
There seemed to be a grey charcoal colouration to every element of the city. The paths, roads, buildings and the people seemed to carry the same grey gloom with them as if possessed by body snatchers. It’s almost as if Stoke had been covered in a depressing film of dust after a nuclear explosion. Then the city council had replaced all the destroyed buildings with red brick eye sores."
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)
By quite a margin, too.
EDIT: my town is on there, inasmuch as that I was born in Stoke, spent my childhood nearby, and then was an undergrad in Hull. I quite liked Hull...
EDIT2: What, no Birmingham? Now that is a horrible place. Lived there as well...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:07, Reply)
I left Stoke in 2005.It would certainly be high on my crap towns list, but it does have the best selection of dodgy takeaways in existence. Does it still have that building right in the centre that looks like a big middle finger?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
the town closest to where I grew up - Newry, nor the town I live in - Telford, are on the list. Which is surprising, as Telford often shows up on those lists.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:27, Reply)
I love Whitby, I go a couple of times a year. Are you from there?
It is the dog shittiest place in the world though
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)
I once went to Ostia Antica and that is the dog shittiest place on earth.
You couldn't walk along the pavement without stepping in it - genuinely fucking awful.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:01, Reply)
"In the evenings, the smell of hops from Banks’s Brewery permeates the town like the stench of a trapped animal slowly decaying in a drain pipe."
Michael Thompson
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:56, Reply)
It smells like home.
Hey Jahled, I've been speaking to people at ZSL today - Do you know a Kate Jones, or Andrew Cunningham?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)
we're all feeling sad because Bobby the gorilla died :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)
everything they say about southend is false, i actually love living here
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:03, Reply)
"It has a higher murder rate than Chicago, per capita, with none of the excitement."
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:38, Reply)
"In Yatton, the elderly are like dirty, damaged vultures. They converge at awful jumble sales. They rummage and fight for socks and underpants that have been torn from the stiff corpses of their previous ancient occupiers."
I've lived there, and wholeheartedly agree!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)
some of these are hilarious, most are ridiculous.
Did you know that in Denver it is illegal to lend your next door neighbour your vacuum cleaner? Brilliant.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:43, Reply)
"The highest speed allowed on national freeways is 120 km/h."
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:16, Reply)
in a couple of cases of the English ones several hundred years ago in fact!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:34, Reply)
Movies of supernovae simulations ... follow the "Multimedia" links.
The rest of the VISUALIZATION articles (look for FOCUS+M) in
that issue have other interesting multimedia stuff too.
Eg: Wormholes
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:41, Reply)
I gotta find a codec now, without installing some shitty codec pack that fucks my pc up.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
the website has now been sold, and I'm sure that anyone from here looking at the supposed amateur photographs still on the site (which has been modified a lot, including removing the procedure to claim your money back) can see they weren't taken on a cheap camera etc..
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:40, Reply)
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