I found an old HDD and found on it a "Favorites" folder full of a selection of B3ta Pics circa 2002/2003!
PB: Zip of folder here
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/zip/favourite.zip
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 18:04, Reply)
Marketing department should have really thought of a better name...
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and it's the best wank ever.
Don't know about the fifty uses thing I've had mine since July, and it's showing no signs of wear. I think it's important to wash it each time...
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)
for that authentic aroma.
That thing looks pretty mean and I bet after a months use, you would have a plastic recycle bin full to the brim with empty lube tubes, that would get the neighbours talking...
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)
Im sorry but Im pretty sure that shagging Krytons girlfriend can not be classed as enriching anything no matter which lotion you use. And you can only use it 50 times. That would last the average teenage boy about a week.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 2:24, Reply)
Pretty cool animation, aside from the rather annoying grammatical error.
Not sure the campaign is going to have any more effect than all the other stuff on TV about healthy eating/shit food.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)
wheres the grammatical error? Me no so clevaah
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Saw a hairdressers in South London the other day called "Kut's for Kid's"
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JMG's been doing that for free.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
I hoped it was meant to be ironic, but I'm not sure now.
On the news yesterday they said only 6% of people understood the link between obsesity and health problems. Not sure who they asked for that survey!
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It's a good little film but people on here create just as good animations from their bedrooms.
Is that an advert that is part of a £245mill project?
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)
TV spots, newspaper ads and the like, I imagine.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Prime time slots a few hundred thousand, not millions.
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me to look into using their logo for our breastfeeding support group (as formula really increases the risk of being fat).
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
Like This
www.smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html
Or this
www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp
Or this
www.signgenerator.org/books/dummies/
etc and so on
Edit:
www.mycoolsigns.net/en/flickr/big/black/b3ta_links
Is rather cool.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
I thought he was going to spluff all over it's pointy sides for a minute there.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:19, Reply)
You dont need 2 wings to fly apparently
true - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LveSc8Lp0ZE
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Completely fake, although I wouldnt have been able to tell till it landed without a noise and came to a halt in half a second.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
www.morphthing.com/celebrity/4856394
www.morphthing.com/celebrity/10172582-Gwyneth-Paltrow--Jason-Lee?d=1
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:43, Reply)
with this useful free tool. looks interesting, the sort of thing b3tards would like.
an example here - not made by me, but it made me laugh a bit.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)
will knock one off later, i will also make an animation.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:51, Reply)
It absolutely refuses to load anything, ever, including my end product.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)
"The Militant Atheist varies in appearance (fig. 1), although he is most often a white male. It is next to impossible to identify him from his physical attributes alone, at least from a distance (some claim there is a look in his eyes -- a deadened, beast-like stare -- but as far as I know this has never been confirmed objectively). In the past he has favored beards in emulation of historical Atheists, particularly Charles Darwin and Karl Marx, but this seems to have fallen out of fashion with the changing times."
confirmed objectively hahahahahahahah as if that ever mattered to them.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:09, Reply)
I'm finding myself become increasingly tired and irritated by these stupid people.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)
to the converted and simply annoy anyone who has an open mind.
'Fig 2' did make me titter tho :D
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:44, Reply)
these people exhaust me. my other half is a fervent atheist, and also happens to be the son of a priest. Both are chilled out about the other's opinion, as it should be - all belief, even lack of, should be respected. This link just makes me feel tired at the world...
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:23, Reply)
of course not, and he'd be the first to point out catholics don't have the monopoly on the title 'priest'.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I got called a cunt and a hypocrit (probably true but anyway) for saying the Pat bloke should shut his trap. Same goes for this guy.
How about every one realise theyre an insignificant speck of dirt in the scheme of things, their opinion is their own, fair enough let others hear it. But dont be so up your own arse when you do, and show a bit of respect. ie. dont base your whole argument of your belief on calling other peoples beliefs devoid of inteligence etc.
Its not black and white though, i worry about fundementalists and cults and brainwashing..
But if some one believes in scientology without being brainwashed 9how ever unlikley that is) theyre more than welcome to it.
I dont totaly understand why I'm a cunt for thinking that, but there you go.. I dont mind being called a cunt if I am for thinking this guy is a self rightious prat, with nothing better to than get a kick out offending people. What he spouts is so fucking Daily Mailesque to me.. anyway.. i may be a cunt.. but here's the cunt im talkign about.. b3ta.com/links/261011#post261090
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)
But where is the line? You say that Scientology is OK as long as the person is not brainwashed but surely that's the point - it's a subjective standard. I think it would be safe to say that all people who truly believe in whichever faith would never categorizse themselves as brainwashed, and that includes me, as an atheist.
But there is the problem. Scientologists would say that because I have been to a therapist in my distant past I am a victim of the 'disease of psychology', and would view me with as much distain as is heaped on them every time they are in the news. It helped me at the time however, and no-one can tell me it didn't, no matter how many books they have written or how much evidence there is to the contrary.
People don't want to believe they are a insignificant speck of dust, and I think that this need for people to feel important and loved is why religion is such a big deal - everyone wants to think that there is someone looking after them at all times, surely?
I just don't really it it bother me. I am not religious, but if someone wants to be, and they feel it helps them, then all power to them. However, if they expect me not to poke a little fun at it from time to time then they are having a bubble bath.
Sorry about the rant.
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I suppose I'm all for a bit of discussion on forums etc. I do it all the time.. I gues I find it anoying when bloggers (especialy v.bloggers who just like the sound of thweir own voice) but their opinions on a pedastool?
hmm I may have to give this some more thought, its hard not to be hypoctritical about this?
It my belief that every ones beliefs are as worthy/worthless as every one elses.. but I suppose if some one's belief is that their beliefs are more worthy than others, who the fuck am I to disagree ;)
Hmm its a toughy... i gues its just that i dont draw the line at hating emo v.bloggers and that i hate v.bloggers in general.. well self rightious ones..
The only problem is for my degree i'm doing a module on web 2.0 and as such have to make a blog at some point.. maybe I should do a self rightious v.blog on how much I hate v.bloggers?
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)
I think i'm just too old to get that worked up about things anymore. Except Leeds United consistently being more shit that they were yesterday, and reality TV. Oh, and I also could do without emo youtube stuff, but that can easily be avoided by just not watching the videos...
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)
I think there is a good litmus paper and that is: Is it true?
If the religious tits would stop indoctrinating children at a time when they are, pretty much, conditioned to believe what they hear then I would agree with you.
EDit: Also, from what you have written, I don't think you have really listened to Pat Condell - this does mean that I take your views with a handful of salt.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 18:37, Reply)
Not having kids my self I dunno. But surely its hard not to indoctrinate your chilren into what you believe?
Anyway i grew up in C of E, went to sunday school, went to a C of E primary school, got confirmed when I was 11 or what ever. I managed to work out I was at least agnostic by the time I was 15.
I do have a problem with people indoctrinating their kids to be homophobic through the guise of religion, racist through religion etc. etc.
But as far as personal belief, and joining with other people at a place of worship with a similar belief I dont see a problem with it.
Same way if some one wants to own a morris minor, and wants to join a group of other people who own morris minors ever sunday or what ever.. theres not alot I can do about that.
Charitable status i suppose is an issue.. Not saying there arn;t issues with religion etc.
I just dont think an attitude of intollerance helps things.. the less people are intollerant the more im happy.. Even if it does make me sound like a hypocrit when i have a go about them ;)
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)
Launching a giant cross into space?. Spoof site?
'Orbital Cross Alpha will be both shocking and awesome.'
Just wow.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:04, Reply)
is a very well-constructed spoof, and a great example of Poe's law in action.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
It took me a damn long time to realise it was fake, but a bit of research and this pretty much confirmed it.
Think it's the way they link to real Christian sites that makes it so damn believable. Plus, yeah, they're not really saying anything that fundamentalists don't believe, they're just saying it in a way that makes them sound even more obviously ridiculous. It's brilliant done. Would really like to read an interview with whoever writes it.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 17:29, Reply)
GC? prolly. newslettered? more prolly.
preview says no. is the woman an instructional woodcut, or is it symbolic of something? fuck it, who knows. it made me smile.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Keith Loutit has done some great videos of Sydney (beach, monster truck show, harbour) which seem quite great. All the people seem like playmobil or somethin.
Monster truck has been here yet, but not the other ones.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 9:57, Reply)
dunno if its been posted before but what the hell.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 9:43, Reply)
Also, what the fuck is with the christmas bells? LESS BELLS.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)
AHHHHHH, that voice he sounds like he's putting kids in bags
other than that its good:)
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
Ronseal. Sorry for the jpeg format, that's how I received it.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 9:28, Reply)
has really cheered me up after a shockingly bad day. Thank you sir.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)
many edits and some dead images, but now 5 pages worth: forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=540777
(, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)

New Dr Who Matt Smith's sex scene with Billie Piper in Diary of a Call Girl.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 9:06, Reply)
Spect the one he dropped came out of his wages though!
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i like the little shimmy when he drops a brick !
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don't mean to burst some bubbles but I suspect this to be a viral.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
It's the Royal Phil orchestra, playing John Williams hits, as scenes from Star Wars are played on a huge screen.
It is not a girl dressed as a man, singing 'Whoops Mr Vader, where's my hand?' , and other such jaunty Tim Rice songs etc
I do see a Image Challenge coming out of this though.....
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:16, Reply)
And I was hoping for 1000's of kids screaming "He's behind you!" as Darth Vader walks on stage...
;)
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
2 m ins in.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZBM0QLAZM&feature=related
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