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This is a link post For lovers of Heath Robinson / Steampunk etc.
A complex machine for opening and pouring a bottle of wine. Quality gear!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
very much. This is the best thing I've seen this year!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply brilliant.
That was wonderful, warming and a WINNAR!
Thanks for posting it.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad
people appreciate such bonkers engineering!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely amazing
what a clever bloke!
*clicks hard*
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing!

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Engineering at its finest. How the hell does he come up with these sorts of things?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuffing ace
Best thing I'll probably see all day.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that, cheers!
:)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As a mechcnical engineer
I highly approve!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning!
UNEXPECTED BONO!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
Not that I don't appreciate the gizmo, but as a metallurgist, could I applaud the brilliant advert for castings technology.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:59, Reply)
This is a link post Burnt Face Man NSFW
A crap cartoon that is twisted so twisted, There are 8 episodes to watch. nsfw bit sweary

Enjoy
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Burnt Face Man
Good stuff, haven't seen this in aggeeeees.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they're all here for your pleasure
www.burntfaceman.com
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss David Firth
Discovered him through b3ta, he's gone a bit quiet recently. Last I heard he was writing Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, then his wikipedia page got deleted.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Niceness
*clicks*
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post The Biggest Swiss Army Knife!
I really thought one of these images was Shopped, but it's actually real!
How, in the Cocking Hell, are you meant to use that?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it has
a special tool to help you use it. . . .
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooohh!
A special tool for my tool...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why it's 500 quid
Without the special tool it's a tenner
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And it's got a
Golf Green Repairer
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You're really not.
It's meant to be a collector's item, hence the display stand.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There'd be less knife crime if Kids had to carry them around, I reckon!
;-)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it'd be slower, that's for sure

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha
"just wait until I get my slashing rapier out. no wait that's for getting stones out of horses hooves - this one - no canvas eye maker - bottle opener...

DAMN where's the geezer gone?!"
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
...It's a £500 Joke Ornament? ;)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Burger King promotion,
Two for Ones and all that stuff..
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Burger King is shit.

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had a penny, for every time somebody posted up something to do
with Burger King this last week, I'd have £3.68p

(Which would then allow me to go buy a KFC Chicken Fillet Burger Meal! ;)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had a penny for every time I have been ill after a KFC,
I'd have about a pound.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god yes
we are ALWAYS ill after KFC
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Burger King goes through me like their burgers:
Flaming Hot and slightly green.

And I love how they used to put MSG on their chips so they'd taste better :/
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You had about a hundred KFC's...
...and were ill every time?

I'd stop after about, I dunno, thirty. Unless you were purging, or something.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a sucker for punishment.
And Popcorn chicken.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post kfc is a bit "I don`t care I`m drunk"
Post pub I went into the chinese where I used to live and regularly enjoyed and there were 3 idiots wibbling about a takeaway.
( the fick excuse you get for proper studends these days by the look and sound)

They had started to order and then faffing and farting about changing what they wanted and pissing off the queue and the owner.
When one said "sod all this, lets go for a ken"

the boss said "good! you go kenflylat an I can serve proper customah".

that`s it with my mates ever since: "kenflylat"

you can`t do a caribbean accent in text but kendirty fried chicken sounds very close when my mate says it."kendutty".
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/Whopper_Sacrifice
then again www.b3ta.com/links/Lose_friends_Gain_burgers
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Public Wankbooth
All very interesting, but personally I'd have built them with the glass the other way round....
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I see what you mean by Wankbooth. *clicks*
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd have
to give it a try wouldn't you?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
'Nobody can see you during daytime, but what at night when the mirror is one-way in the other direction? People could also coming up to the wall and cupping their hands between their eyes and the glass, and then see quite alot of the action going on inside the toilet…'

Speaking makes our English good yes?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The quote
is "To read makes our speaking english good," but that's close enough/
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I spake gooder england than you when I was a children

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Bull goes crazy in the stands.
Trying this out with the Billy Hillifier.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:22, Reply)
This is a link post don't care if it's gc!
my awwww! gland is brokeded!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 3:17, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY SHIT THAT'S CUTE

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!
Finger nomming wobbley cuteness overload!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is the cutest gorram thing I've seen in my life evar.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post nom nom purr nom nom squeak nom awww

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Australian 'fun' park writes cheques its butt can't cash
We should all take the day off and go to this place.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post Best advert ever.
I'd like to say apologies if this is GC, but as it turns out the glassco.cx website has expired and a Google for relevant phrases on B3ta didn't return this.... So - I tried.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post is it bad
that i could tell what that was without clicking
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
I remember it from 1994! And it made a reappearance recently...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me think of my step grandad
Though i never saw him jig like that, the miserable old git ;)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Glee!
Great advert. :D
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I had this song in hy head fro about 80% of my childhood
HOOTS MON
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
and now I will have it in my head for 80% of today.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he the 'Donald wheres ya troosers' bloke as well?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that was some other mentalist

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post why after all this time are people still trying glassco.cx?
here ya go

b3ta.com/search/links

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LINK TO THIS ON THE PAGE?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
Greatest advert ever. That is my childhood right there.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously
Shut up with the GC apologies. This is the biggest GC of all time BECAUSE IT WAS ON TELLY! DOH! But we loves it so more of this yes please!

/click!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:45, Reply)
This is a link post Nerdy Keyboard Hero
I've had this stuck in my head all day.

What do you think?

Happy Friday!

sorry if GC ./relurks
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ronald Jenkees
Is his name, he's made some awesome tunes, check him out on youtube at uk.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a living God.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-FC3DLKwc

This guy is a true genius, that video is incredible.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucknuggets!
This guy is AWESOME!
Have a well-deserved click. =)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hello youtoobes

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post Now I know why "The Secret" has such a profound influence on people's lives
Amazon review


says not GC
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system"
Hahahahaha - fucking excellent.

Big click from me!!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
clicking on this link resulted in a propper guffaw!
thanks :)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication
aka, got drunk and wrote 'i woz ear y2k' at the bus stop
what a sad tosspot.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post How much further did you read?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly a whole paragraph
i couldnt bear any more,
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You're missing out. Start again and read all the way through.

(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read one sentence further.
You know you want to.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Proper LOL! :D
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
nicely writed
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
www.b3ta.com/links/264961
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:15, Reply)
This is a link post Merkin cops fail quite spectacularly
Would be better with Benny Hill music (I'm not sure if it's staged)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm pretty sure that's on set of a movie.
you can hear the director on the radio.

which movie though?
guesses please.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post set of an advert ide gues
Im pretty sure ive seen the ad posted on here at some point?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post its fake
it was on here ages ago (im shouting gc :P) but this was debated. answer is yes. it is staged tho. benny would make it perfect.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say
Benny Hillified?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
much better
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Morris - My Wrongs #8245 - 8249 & 117 NSFW
I hadn't seen this short Chris Morris movie for ages and I actually enjoyed it much more this time around! Probably NSFW because of occasional swearing and Duck chomping.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post His new film recently had a cash injection, which is nice.
www.warpfilms.com/#page=NewsPage.30
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the title says it all.
this will be great!

on a related note, what did you think of the new it crowd? i dont think it was good as 1 and 2, but then again i have watched them alot and may need to give it more of a chance.

the work outing is still the best so far (tho prdicle son isnt too far behind!)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post have this
de.youtube.com/watch?v=Gje3B1t4eSo
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog is way better

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i absolutly lvoe this
paddy considine is the best thing about this country.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 5:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Him running around London Waterloo
was the best thing about Bourne Ultimatum. That scene is done so well. Also amusing to see Matt Damon taking out CIA Spooks in WhSmiths!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post Crayon Physics Finished!
Just completed the demo.

like a childs version of 'phun' absolutly loverly.

Have a go!

Website a little slow due to demand (Email to say was ready only came out a few hours ago)

download link: crayonphysicsdeluxe.s3.amazonaws.com/crayon_release52demo.exe
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think
This is working?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just
Very Very slow
If you trust me...

crayonphysicsdeluxe.s3.amazonaws.com/crayon_release52demo.exe

This is the link i got directed to for download of the demo... :)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't working for me.
Edit: Working now. That's ace!

*click*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it worked
just very slow, as the man said.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Its sort of like the magic pen game
magic.pen.fizzlebot.com/
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer magic pen
seems almost excactly the same

EDIT= cant run the demo on my eee either
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange That
Considering

jayisgames.com/archives/2008/04/magic_pen.php

Magic Pen was made based on the origional Crayon Physics game... Though I suppose the (albeit it slower) flash makes it cross platform.

Runs fine on my (windows XP) EEE PC - getting ready for a long flight....

Each to their own.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Chap thrown out of Tory party for dressing up as Maddie at fancy dress party
Ronseal etc. Wonder how he did the eye?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Maggie then
So I was thinking, jees theyre taking the hero worship a bit far arn't they these days?

This how ever is fucking gold..I fucking hate the tories
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if hes a fan of this site?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, the mccann's demand an apology!
haha
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post something like
'sorry we left our 3 year old daughter alone in a hotel room in another country unsupervised in an unlocked room'

like that?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Wonder how he did the eye?"
put his dick through it like half of Portugal by now.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a link post I read the newsletter and.. I made this!
.. made a site that tells people what the day is.

Only I can't be bothered to populate it with real data so I made it so that anyone can say what the day is.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post belly fluff woo!
*clicks*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this am funz
Ed: Refresh does not bring up new results.
- It does,..sometimes
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post top fucking smashing lols

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post +Time
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a link post Has anyone else been given some good news today?
The people I work for are thinking about making another 10% of staff redundant before Summer.

Edit: UK and Ireland seem particularly concerned!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post here it is, North America-style
www.google.com/trends?q=Layoff&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha thanks
Do Americans have an Easter blues period then like the new year blues we seem to get?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post we, unfortunately,
have blue-balls... all year long.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Lazy Town Bing Bang Song.
This has already been watched 3385523 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?

Yeah, I expect so. Who are you? Either way, its something nice for a Friday evening. I enjoyed it and maybe others will too. Is that such a crime?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yes...
yes it is...
:D
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i wanted the camera to pan down just a little bit more
".....WHORE...."
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this very much

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post she would get it!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pink pubic hair is always a turn-on
*Cherry Popping Blog
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:36, Reply)
This is a link post Nominative Determinism...
and a silly name. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Stephen Dick Payne...
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post wooo, funny name corner!
*click*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post also why are all b3ta medical types in manchester???

(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say Manchester?
jelly.b3ta.com/calendar/event/17878
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i know his sister
nora cunt ache
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Belgian van hire
Check out the logo
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post better fasten seat belts
for that ride
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

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