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For lovers of Heath Robinson / Steampunk etc.
A complex machine for opening and pouring a bottle of wine. Quality gear!
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Grindstaff, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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Thanks
very much. This is the best thing I've seen this year!
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catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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Simply brilliant.
That was wonderful, warming and a WINNAR!
Thanks for posting it.
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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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I'm glad
people appreciate such bonkers engineering!
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Grindstaff, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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absolutely amazing
what a clever bloke!
*clicks hard*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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amazing!
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Wow.
Engineering at its finest. How the hell does he come up with these sorts of things?
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Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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Chuffing ace
Best thing I'll probably see all day.
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Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:46,
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I really enjoyed that, cheers!
:)
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..wil, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:54,
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As a mechcnical engineer
I highly approve!
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KnackerDwarf, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 16:31,
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Good find
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acab, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 16:58,
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Warning!
UNEXPECTED BONO!
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meccadave, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:06,
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Nicely
Not that I don't appreciate the gizmo, but as a metallurgist, could I applaud the brilliant advert for castings technology.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:59,
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Burnt Face Man
NSFW
A crap cartoon that is twisted so twisted, There are 8 episodes to watch. nsfw bit sweary
Enjoy
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:51,
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Ah, Burnt Face Man
Good stuff, haven't seen this in aggeeeees.
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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they're all here for your pleasure
www.burntfaceman.com
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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I miss David Firth
Discovered him through b3ta, he's gone a bit quiet recently. Last I heard he was writing Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, then his wikipedia page got deleted.
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Cap'n, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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Niceness
*clicks*
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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The Biggest Swiss Army Knife!
I really thought one of these images was Shopped, but it's actually real!
How, in the Cocking Hell, are you meant to use that?
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:18,
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Maybe it has
a special tool to help you use it. . . .
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>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:46,
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Ooohh!
A special tool for my tool...
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:00,
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That's why it's 500 quid
Without the special tool it's a tenner
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>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:05,
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And it's got a
Golf Green Repairer
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acab, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:50,
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You're really not.
It's meant to be a collector's item, hence the display stand.
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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There'd be less knife crime if Kids had to carry them around, I reckon!
;-)
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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it'd be slower, that's for sure
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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ahaha
"just wait until I get my slashing rapier out. no wait that's for getting stones out of horses hooves - this one - no canvas eye maker - bottle opener...
DAMN where's the geezer gone?!"
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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So...
...It's a £500 Joke Ornament? ;)
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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Burger King promotion,
Two for Ones and all that stuff..
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Fluffster, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:40,
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Burger King is shit.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:17,
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If I had a penny, for every time somebody posted up something to do
with Burger King this last week, I'd have £3.68p
(Which would then allow me to go buy a KFC Chicken Fillet Burger Meal! ;)
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Darklord, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 7:43,
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^this
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:47,
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If I had a penny for every time I have been ill after a KFC,
I'd have about a pound.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:23,
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Oh god yes
we are ALWAYS ill after KFC
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:56,
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Also, Burger King goes through me like their burgers:
Flaming Hot and slightly green.
And I love how they used to put MSG on their chips so they'd taste better :/
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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You had about a hundred KFC's...
...and were ill every time?
I'd stop after about, I dunno, thirty. Unless you were purging, or something.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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I'm a sucker for punishment.
And Popcorn chicken.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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kfc is a bit "I don`t care I`m drunk"
Post pub I went into the chinese where I used to live and regularly enjoyed and there were 3 idiots wibbling about a takeaway.
( the fick excuse you get for proper studends these days by the look and sound)
They had started to order and then faffing and farting about changing what they wanted and pissing off the queue and the owner.
When one said "sod all this, lets go for a ken"
the boss said "good! you go kenflylat an I can serve proper customah".
that`s it with my mates ever since: "kenflylat"
you can`t do a caribbean accent in text but kendirty fried chicken sounds very close when my mate says it."kendutty".
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:53,
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/Whopper_Sacrifice
then again www.b3ta.com/links/Lose_friends_Gain_burgers
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Lord_Munkee, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Public Wankbooth
All very interesting, but personally I'd have built them with the glass the other way round....
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Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:34,
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hahah
I see what you mean by Wankbooth. *clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:06,
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You'd have
to give it a try wouldn't you?
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moogy boobles, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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'Nobody can see you during daytime, but what at night when the mirror is one-way in the other direction? People could also coming up to the wall and cupping their hands between their eyes and the glass, and then see quite alot of the action going on inside the toilet…'
Speaking makes our English good yes?
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..wil, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:19,
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The quote
is "To read makes our speaking english good," but that's close enough/
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:26,
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I spake gooder england than you when I was a children
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Bull goes crazy in the stands.
Trying this out with the Billy Hillifier.
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Jake-of-all-Trades, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 4:22,
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don't care if it's gc!
my awwww! gland is brokeded!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 3:17,
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S CUTE
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 3:45,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!
Finger nomming wobbley cuteness overload!
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..wil, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:24,
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That
is the cutest gorram thing I've seen in my life evar.
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:25,
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nom nom purr nom nom squeak nom awww
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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Australian 'fun' park writes cheques its butt can't cash
We should all take the day off and go to this place.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:03,
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Best advert ever.
I'd like to say apologies if this is GC, but as it turns out the glassco.cx website has expired and a Google for relevant phrases on B3ta didn't return this.... So - I tried.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:00,
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is it bad
that i could tell what that was without clicking
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:34,
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Me too!
I remember it from 1994! And it made a reappearance recently...
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:27,
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Makes me think of my step grandad
Though i never saw him jig like that, the miserable old git ;)
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Jorvic, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:57,
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Yes
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:29,
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Glee!
Great advert. :D
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:32,
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I had this song in hy head fro about 80% of my childhood
HOOTS MON
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:33,
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^this^
and now I will have it in my head for 80% of today.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 6:50,
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Was he the 'Donald wheres ya troosers' bloke as well?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 7:26,
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that was some other mentalist
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:00,
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why after all this time are people still trying glassco.cx?
here ya go
b3ta.com/search/links
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LINK TO THIS ON THE PAGE?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:11,
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Ah
Greatest advert ever. That is my childhood right there.
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Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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Seriously
Shut up with the GC apologies. This is the biggest GC of all time BECAUSE IT WAS ON TELLY! DOH! But we loves it so more of this yes please!
/click!
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KnackerDwarf, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:45,
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Nerdy Keyboard Hero
I've had this stuck in my head all day.
What do you think?
Happy Friday!
sorry if GC ./relurks
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kade, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:04,
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Ronald Jenkees
Is his name, he's made some awesome tunes, check him out on youtube at uk.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:12,
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Thank you!
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kade, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:13,
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He is a living God.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-FC3DLKwc
This guy is a true genius, that video is incredible.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:43,
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Holy fucknuggets!
This guy is AWESOME!
Have a well-deserved click. =)
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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hello youtoobes
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:44,
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"I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system"
Hahahahaha - fucking excellent.
Big click from me!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:59,
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excellent!
clicking on this link resulted in a propper guffaw!
thanks :)
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:08,
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At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication
aka, got drunk and wrote 'i woz ear y2k' at the bus stop
what a sad tosspot.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:13,
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How much further did you read?
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Jorvic, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:26,
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sadly a whole paragraph
i couldnt bear any more,
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:13,
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You're missing out. Start again and read all the way through.
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cupboardy, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 9:36,
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Just read one sentence further.
You know you want to.
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Cap'n, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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Hahaha!
Proper LOL! :D
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..wil, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:43,
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ha
nicely writed
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:18,
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Meh
www.b3ta.com/links/264961
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 8:15,
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Merkin cops fail quite spectacularly
Would be better with Benny Hill music (I'm not sure if it's staged)
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:49,
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i'm pretty sure that's on set of a movie.
you can hear the director on the radio.
which movie though?
guesses please.
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Markku *sneezes*, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:10,
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set of an advert ide gues
Im pretty sure ive seen the ad posted on here at some point?
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Jorvic, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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its fake
it was on here ages ago (im shouting gc :P) but this was debated. answer is yes. it is staged tho. benny would make it perfect.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:28,
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Did someone say
Benny Hillified?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:34,
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That's
much better
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 11:14,
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Chris Morris - My Wrongs #8245 - 8249 & 117
NSFW
I hadn't seen this short Chris Morris movie for ages and I actually enjoyed it much more this time around! Probably NSFW because of occasional swearing and Duck chomping.
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JamTallons, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:43,
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His new film recently had a cash injection, which is nice.
www.warpfilms.com/#page=NewsPage.30
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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the title says it all.
this will be great!
on a related note, what did you think of the new it crowd? i dont think it was good as 1 and 2, but then again i have watched them alot and may need to give it more of a chance.
the work outing is still the best so far (tho prdicle son isnt too far behind!)
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:51,
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have this
de.youtube.com/watch?v=Gje3B1t4eSo
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FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:03,
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My dog is way better
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:21,
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i absolutly lvoe this
paddy considine is the best thing about this country.
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iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 5:37,
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Him running around London Waterloo
was the best thing about Bourne Ultimatum. That scene is done so well. Also amusing to see Matt Damon taking out CIA Spooks in WhSmiths!
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JamTallons, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 14:40,
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Crayon Physics Finished!
Just completed the demo.
like a childs version of 'phun' absolutly loverly.
Have a go!
Website a little slow due to demand (Email to say was ready only came out a few hours ago)
download link: crayonphysicsdeluxe.s3.amazonaws.com/crayon_release52demo.exe
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:18,
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I don't think
This is working?
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PassTheKhat, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:25,
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Just
Very Very slow
If you trust me...
crayonphysicsdeluxe.s3.amazonaws.com/crayon_release52demo.exe
This is the link i got directed to for download of the demo... :)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:29,
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Isn't working for me.
Edit: Working now. That's ace!
*click*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:31,
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it worked
just very slow, as the man said.
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largoembargo ???, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:36,
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Its sort of like the magic pen game
magic.pen.fizzlebot.com/
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69duffbeerdude have a beer on me, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:47,
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i prefer magic pen
seems almost excactly the same
EDIT= cant run the demo on my eee either
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PaulGadd -, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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Strange That
Considering
jayisgames.com/archives/2008/04/magic_pen.php
Magic Pen was made based on the origional Crayon Physics game... Though I suppose the (albeit it slower) flash makes it cross platform.
Runs fine on my (windows XP) EEE PC - getting ready for a long flight....
Each to their own.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:59,
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Chap thrown out of Tory party for dressing up as Maddie at fancy dress party
Ronseal etc. Wonder how he did the eye?
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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I read that as Maggie then
So I was thinking, jees theyre taking the hero worship a bit far arn't they these days?
This how ever is fucking gold..I fucking hate the tories
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Jorvic, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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I wonder if hes a fan of this site?
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:14,
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lol, the mccann's demand an apology!
haha
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 21:36,
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something like
'sorry we left our 3 year old daughter alone in a hotel room in another country unsupervised in an unlocked room'
like that?
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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"Wonder how he did the eye?"
put his dick through it like half of Portugal by now.
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IPFreely, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:57,
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I read the newsletter and..
I made this!
.. made a site that tells people what the day is.
Only I can't be bothered to populate it with real data so I made it so that anyone can say what the day is.
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:11,
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belly fluff woo!
*clicks*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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this am funz
Ed: Refresh does not bring up new results.
- It does,..sometimes
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:09,
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top fucking smashing lols
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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+Time
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:04,
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Has anyone else been given some good news today?
The people I work for are thinking about making another 10% of staff redundant before Summer.
Edit: UK and Ireland seem particularly concerned!
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thistle, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:46,
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Haha thanks
Do Americans have an Easter blues period then like the new year blues we seem to get?
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thistle, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:53,
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we, unfortunately,
have blue-balls... all year long.
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largoembargo ???, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:59,
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Lazy Town Bing Bang Song.
This has already been watched 3385523 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?
Yeah, I expect so. Who are you? Either way, its something nice for a Friday evening. I enjoyed it and maybe others will too. Is that such a crime?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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yes...
yes it is...
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:27,
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i wanted the camera to pan down just a little bit more
".....WHORE...."
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Lord_Munkee, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:40,
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^this very much
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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she would get it!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 20:06,
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Pink pubic hair is always a turn-on
*Cherry Popping Blog
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:36,
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Nominative Determinism...
and a silly name. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Stephen Dick Payne...
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Scary Dave, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:17,
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wooo, funny name corner!
*click*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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also why are all b3ta medical types in manchester???
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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Did someone say Manchester?
jelly.b3ta.com/calendar/event/17878
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:00,
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i know his sister
nora cunt ache
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wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:53,
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Belgian van hire
Check out the logo
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lolwhites, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:13,
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better fasten seat belts
for that ride
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largoembargo ???, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:39,
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