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This is a link post NHS doncaster goatse
Doncaster's 8-8 Service .. office lols
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Also this: The Generative and Transformational Techniques in Software Engineering or GTTSE.

wiki.di.uminho.pt/twiki/bin/view/Events/GTTSE2007/WebHome
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats got to be deliberate
I wonder if their website was designed by a b3tan?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard this exists
about a month ago on the news, but never saw it. Its amazing.

Thanks - excellent find
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
missed that
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that just made me...
laugh like an idiot! lol
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Since it seems to be giant egg day....
I will be making my way to Waitrose for half a dozen of these, and then I will make a giant omlette with lots of cheese.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be ideal if I was baking for a party
but I prefer the 'pre-measured' hen eggs. Recipes don't usually call for 1/14th of an ostrich egg.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You could try
measuring the volume of a single bog-standard supermarket chicken egg, and then the volume of the ostrich egg, and then you'd have a multiplier for all of the measurements in your recipe! Then again, you could always buy lots of normal eggs.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 1/24th
Weighing in at nearly 2kg, an ostrich egg is roughly equivalent to 24 large hens eggs and can take up to two hours to hard boil.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's
science fact
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody will sell me single eggs and I only use one every couple of weeks.
Damn those supermarket bastards.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you use them for?
Fry-ups or baking or what?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post An occasional egg-fried rice.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, I can't really think of a substitute then.
Unless you wanted to use tofu.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's dated march 08
so they should definately be around now, though i imagein only in the larger stores, make sure you les us know if you actually find any
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i work
in a smaller store, and we dont sell them so yeah larger stores!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think someone posted this a while ago:
I think someone posted this a while ago:

www.blogjam.com/2005/05/15/scotch-ostrich-egg/

Home-made scotch egg, using an ostrich egg. Om to the muthafuckin' NOM.


EDIT: gah, it won't let me edit the subject line. I wasn't saying someone posted your link before, just the one about the scotch egg.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Fantastic!!
I had completely forgotten about this! It almost makes me want to ditch my vegetarianism to sample a slice of it's loveliness!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup!
One day, I'm going to manage to get to borough market before they sell out of the eggs.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post 150kg pet python + 3-year-old child = predictable
Silly mother...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 'merkins are dumb
"They grab you and then they pull you into the coils and coil you," Jim Tracy, manager at Pet Kingdom, said. "Every time you breathe in, they constrict harder and harder until you can't breathe."Funny, I'd think it's more plausible that they constrict when your're breathing out, with the chest cavity getting smaller and all that...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
It is when you breathe in... its a reflexive reaction to the fact that your rib cage is expanding, showing your still breathing. Constrictors are more than powerful enough to crush your rib cage regardless of how your breathing at the time.

Though the mother really is dumb
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post man
you are ignorant
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Unintentional Littlebigplanet goatse
by some cartoonist. Maybe it's just a case of 'cant unsee'.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Unintentional?
are you sure?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a link post Burial - Shell Of Light
Very nice song from the elusive man :)

its not his usual depressing dubstep its a little hidden happy gem.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinky recording technique (which I kinda like)
Not sure if it's meant to sound like that, or the person who put it on YouTube recorded it like that.
But it sounds like they've made the record, and then recorded it by sticking a microphone up to the speaker, so you kind of get some background noise, but in a good way...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post very much intentional
this guy can do no wrong
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Burial is the poor mans
Basic Channel/Rhythm & Sound
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, of course
Thats where I know the name...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure 'Burial' have been around for years
I think I have some cool out-there deep house stuff of him from years back
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Burial rules
But this track distracts me w/the Snapple bottle opening/safety lighter clicking percussion.

Heard his bloc party remix? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEn9UfOEqqA
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post What yanks do when they're bored NSFW
Sorry for non-english content, basically it's a bunch of californians who thought "Hey, men have the right to show their nipples, why not the women too?". The pictures also speak for themselves.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of tits.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF mate?!
who wears pink boots to the beach?!
(WARNING: image V. Large)
blog.warlock.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img_2960.jpg

Odd that those carrying placards have not taken their tops off, a sure sign of commitment.

Oh and I think most guys would agree that women have the right to bare their breasts!

edit: and i just spotted the telly tubby.. so chic!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post the giant dressed as a girl
he's been 'ere all day!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Earlier today, the crowd was thrown a dummy full of guts.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried a get your cock out day at work
It was fairly low key though, I didn't try and push it down anyones throat.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Womens equality day aka "get yer tits out"

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd put an image of ainsley harriot on my nips
that would give u the 'orn
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Insane uni-uni-cycling tricks
perhaps not in insane, may be just a small headache.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I correct you
That's pretty insane. Especially the bollard jumps. So much room for error and possible face plant.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that cannot be good for your sperm count

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously
how many times does someone mash their nuts or tear their sphincter doing that? now there's the video I want to see
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sphincter
says what
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
CAFFEINNNNNNN
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you really want to see that?
Hmm....
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see some christians fed to lions.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post any one
Do the have to be of a reliougus group, either way this would be something to see.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really.
I was making a "joke" about the prurient violence-porn that seems to be becoming increasingly acceptable.
Maybe soon we will have people being killed on TV.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post By the way,
this video is by far the best of yours I've seen, your editing skills have improved a great deal in the last month or so.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post why thank you
sadly its down to effort and time.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Fight at aussie open
Ouch for the woman who gets hit 10 seconds in!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Tennis is the new football

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look
Bonsians and Serbs fighting. That's unusual.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they people who look like tiny trees?
Serbs should leave them the fuck alone.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post arf
massive pedant lols
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha i had to read that a couple of times
but now I get what you mean :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft.
:)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!
Good spot...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt so dirty but couldn't resist.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish they would...
fight like this in cricket...It would liven the fucking thing up a bit.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sport - bringing nations together eh ?

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Naughty monkeys

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
FTW! :-D
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post woman at 10 is shit...
worst rally ever
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
that would have been awesome if she done a backhand and returned it right up his face.

15 Love!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Photos of Presidential inaugaration
Some interesting shots in there. The 2nd last one of Robert Mugabe is my fav.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha haa!
I thought that was Mugabe for a moment!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The one of Tommie Smith and John Carlos
is pretty fucking good.

Made me come over all funny.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nice photos
and from that height, all of those people look like ants
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They ARE ants!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post damn!
I best boil up the kettle then
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find!
I agree with himjim, the Tommie Smith picture was lovely :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post On the same subject, have you read this?
A great article about the "other" athlete on the podium, Peter Norman.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7674157.stm
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice read!
Cheers for that!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post very interesting, thanks
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(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This link is stolen from Boing-Boing but it's amazing
gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?auth=033ef14483ee899496648c2b4b06233c

Try out the zoom !

EDIT : Sorry it's stolen from Gizmodo.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post MicroFAIL
Interview with a Miscosoft stuffed shirt on their brilliant new music service. Now please queue up for it in an orderly fashion...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahaha
fuck me.

"so why should we use this service?"

"er....well, maybe you should maybe you shouldn't, it's no skin off my nose mate....what? too pricey? i don't care........you wanna upgrade and not lose your tunes? tough shit frankly......i know nothing about the market i'm aiming at. i am a nonsense"
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
what a bunch of tossers. I'd upgrade my phone every 6 months if I could.

Edit: And for that price you'd expect to get either a 10min track or a video.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my Lord!
Good old Microsoft :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ??????
Why? Just... why?
The last two answers are just precious.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridiculous
"At the moment, to be honest with you, we don't have the functionality in-house to provide a mechanism for transferring between mobile phones and PC. We don't have that functionality available."

Is he really being as ridiculous as he sounds? Or is he claiming that no-one's developed a way to connect a phone up to a computer?

Hell, I wouldn't mind about never being able to upgrade my phone. As long as I can get all my Songsmith classics on there I'll keep it for two hundred years, goddamn.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God
The Head of Mobile "didn't realise phones were churning that quickly in the marketplace these days." You'd think he'd have done even a tiny bit of research.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's why I recently installed Ubuntu...

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
You installed Ubuntu on the strength of reading that interview?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
That whole Microsoft attitude towards customers

i.e. If they don't like it, tough.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post The Two Ninnies
Not the Nine O'Clock News - Mel Smith and Gryf Rhys Jones perform a Two Ronnies style sketch.

Classic humour which has just taken me back to my childhood and being in fits of giggles whilst camping in Devon!

*Nostalgicises*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab.
And apparently the two ronnies hated it. Which makes it even better.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know this
but it makes me love it more!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You are far to young
to have any kind of nostalgia for this!

EDIT: too young. Still can't edit the fucking subject line!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post How did I get these memories then?

EDIT: Actually - you are quite right. It finished 2 years before I was born. However, I'm sure I must have seen the repeats at some point (I also had/still have a double cassette tape of 'The best of' which is now in my car!)

*sings* With a bum, tit, how's your father, oops, tickle a dildo..
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently,
this was the reason Ronnie B pulled the plug on the 2 R's
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post No More Woolies I made this!
Quick and dirty. I imagine this has been done before and there's probably a Laurel and Hardy-ifier by now. But I just thought I'd have a shot with one of my ditties.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yay
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Fuck Woolies.

Pick n pix? Plastic tat? Charging old ladies who dont know any better top whack for albums they buy for their grandkids? Sod 'em.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post A photograh of the bravest (stupidest) man in the world
just a simple, funny, real photo that i stumbled across.

SFW unless your boss dislikes the site of far-distant, heavily obscured lion testes...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That guys got balls!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post badum..............

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ................................
........................................
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post .............TISH!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hur hur hur balls hur hur"
That guy's playing with death.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hairy balls of death

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brave?
He's some kind of Massive Cat Rapist!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Man Quiche I made this!


Quiche Lorraine is a much maligned food. As men, we have been mocked for our love of the quiche. People say it is not a food for a real man. They say it is a limp-wristed effeminate snack for ladies, children and the kind of men who read their horoscopes in Grazia. Well we disagree! We believe that quiche is a formidable and mighty food worthy of a great warrior! And we set out to prove it with this song.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
I swear by a good quiche
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
Both swearing and quiche are very manly things, so you must be very manly.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant as usual
Insane - but brilliant.

I'm not sure I ever told you, my 7 Seconds Of Love CD is on constant play in my car.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorays!
I'm very glad you have the album in your car- does it help you drive it fast?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Twster certainly does
and Winners.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes
i can see winners working for that
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I put 7 seconds songs on when I'm cooking. Its fun fun fun

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh goodie
cooking is a subject that is very close to my heart
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I also have the videos on at work to freak out my drivers.
they get very confused looking through the office of my window to see a tranny playing twister
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
For the record, I eat quiche, i like wine, and i hate football....And yet i still love the boobies!

Nowt wrong with a bit of quiche!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And your name is Kung Fu!
MANLY!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Long exposure photo gallery
Some lovely stuff here.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Dee D Jackson - Automatic Lover
Star Wars was big, Kate Bush danced oddly in deep soft focus, obviously someone decided the way to go was to combine the two...

Notice it's all one take.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i think you can buy these
in ann summers.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit it occurred to me it was missing the proper attachments,
no rabbit...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember it........tedious as HELL!!!!
There was only one 70's song that was WORSE......

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhm0NHhCBg
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes true, fucking annoying,
but some of the remixes of it are pretty good.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty good.
How you can single that out when the decade also produced Seasons In The Sun I don't know.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more binary solo.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "I thought it was a dinosaur egg"
hmmm, somebody has been smoking crack
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Why, yes it is! And to you all....

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Obama Action Figure
Oh wow

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that thing looks awesome
First time I've seen one with a suit and changable ties
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post why has he got a fucking gun?

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a gun of dignity.
It fires bullets of understanding.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the worst gun I've ever heard of.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's because
Sterotyping is everywhere nowadays
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post because he has a license to kill!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the swords personally!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Heeheehee!
I like the way the pictures get more ridiculous as you scroll down.

The picture of him with the gun is labelled "toward the end of the game", which is kind of ominous...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)

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