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This is a link post Giant Ant Colony
Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post he's populaaaaaar
He's very very, very very POPULARRRR /maid marion and her merry men's it
 (UTB, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see where Vic Reeves got his Masterchef sketch inspiration

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Still "RIS"ing like a good 'un.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Wavs of virtually every song sung in The Simpsons
Username: 1
Password: 1
Not collected by me!
 (I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Brilliant! I'm gonna put all of these on my MP3 player for the car, wind down the windows and be the hippest geek-chic chav ever!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't find
'spring in springfield', which is the only one I'd really want...
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for that
I don't think it's there
 (I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the third one...
"Maison Derrière"
 (Tael, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!
Well spotted.
 (I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post woah
that is excellent. jesus, who bothered to do that? well done to them.
 (styxely lurking since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Donwloaded and big Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers dude!
cant find rapping ronnie reagan, is it there?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find.
Spider pig, spider pig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten eating a cracker
whilst winking....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
Say no Moer ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Man he is CYOOTE!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Om nom nom nom
Nom Nom!
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
On a much less interesting note, I was just watching the office, paused it, and it's playing in the background of this video.

Spooky.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Puerile cover of Cat Steven's Moon Shadow I made this!
Moon Shadow? It means nothing. It might as well be about some cunt on a moped if you ask me.
(Warning: contains much swearing and no pop shield for the microphone)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mitch Benn did a bit when Cat Stevens was being hassled at the airport for being a Muslims.
"I'm being shadowed by CIA goons,
Goon shadow goon shadow."
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have now had time to listen to this
And laughed like a child. Newsletter!!!!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!!
Nice one. I'll be singing that when I'm out riding my (proper) bike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post What's the last thing you expect to see while watching Masterchef?
I saw this last week, but couldn't find an editable source. Sorry for the vidcam capture, but I've tried to make it as unjarring as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "when you said you were cooking peacock...
I expected something else.."
 (UTB, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
alien cock
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ewww he ate the tip!
also, holy moly the girl has insanely bleached teeth
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be Greg "Bobbit" Wallace...
I've heard he likes a good cucumber as "It just gets Toughfa!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've had a wank to her
*consults wank archive* (again)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Well spotted!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!
I watched this when it was on and thought the very same thing!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Noticed that too :D

Also, on Bargain Hunt yesterday, they bought a chutney dish that looked like a cross between a CDC and the USS Enterprise :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds magnificent.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post pork and scallops
hahahaha
 (gorecki, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 1:12, Reply)
This is a link post Death Slugs trailer I made this!
Drunken fat people make a short film about mutant killer slugs.

As immeasurably silly as it sounds.

The full (10 minute) thing can be found here:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgn6XiPoq4

Glad I stayed behind the camera on this one.

Probably SFW but has swears and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic!
I love the slug sequences :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Mr Propps!
:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
"mate this beer tastes a bit.." "here we go!" ha
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
Well funny
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post YouTube Comment Fight!
Glassy? Preview says no but it's had 1/3 million views already. However it is only two days old.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously, that was great
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post In homage to Crazy Gideon ...
Have the Safestyle windows advert - techo remix :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never understand techno remixes.
It just sounds like they're playing it on CD and the player's breaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because
a) it's not techno, it's hard house. Techno's funkier, deeper, more subtle and most importantly, remotely listenable.
and
b) these 'techno' remixes are made my people who wouldn't know a decent remix if it sat on their face.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post just out of interest
how would one know if a remix was to sit on one's face?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i wholeheartidly approve of this message

(iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a link post Who would send David Attenborough hate mail?
Creationists, thats who :(

(BBC News link)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Creationists are just like real people
But without the brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I normally enjoy going into a big rant about those regressive retards, listing all their faults and the short comings of their beliefs, but that summed them up perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'm fond of the word "creotard" to describe them...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post To paraphrase that grin-toothed physicist, Brian Cox
Anyone who believes that creationism is a credible theory is a twat.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He said that in the Radio Times IIRC
Good man!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's quite attractive too.
And he calls creationists twats.

I don't think a girl could ask for more :D
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly he's taken
his wife is a b3tan!

*waves at her if she is lurking*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah - but to use an analogy - just because I don't own the gallery, doesn't mean I can't admire the pictures within...
:)
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post She knows he has female fan groups and finds it quite entertaining :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like him as a bloke,
from what I have seen of him, and his approach to science and such, but I do have to say I prefer my science from old men in bad jumpers :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
You forget that he's a twat too though...

smile smile, awkward shrug, oh look i'm pretty and I do science... the beeb can't get enough of me!!
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're either jealous, or you fancy him :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Cox is full of win
and science in equal measures.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post but he's second only to Stephen Fry
in the Can-Do-No-Wrong league :-(

Big blummin meanies
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And Tony Hart :(
Who was in my dream last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with Stephen Fry?
He's a tolerable comic actor, a decent raconteur, and tolerably smart. But... really.

I have to agree with the Willie Donaldson and Hermione Eyre appraisal of him: Stephen Fry is a stupid person's idea of a clever person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He's your perfect uncle
Just someone terribly nice that you could rattle on with for hours over a bottle of red.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
I'm sure you could pass a wonderful evening in his company. Still, I'm not sure he'd be my first choice.


Mind you, I don't know who would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the old dinner party question
And as I recall, you spent and enjoyable night with a group of lushes that made short work of a bottle of Blue Nun, and came up with interesting cocktails using the dregs from glasses, not too long ago ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT'S THE ONE!
Yup. Balls to witty erudition. It's overrated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post After a certain point...
"I fookin' love you, mate" *hic*

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have you both know
I can be drunk AND erudite and also am put out at not automatically being Enzyme's first choice as dining partner. I'll remember that next time I'm in a restaurant with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd taken you as there by default.
I should have made that clear.

Punish me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You tell 'im.
I never thought he'd have Kerry Katona as number one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well...
She's pissed and on drugs. I think I might be in with a chance...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on
I'm usually pissed and on drugs and you've never been that lucky.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point...
:(

I fail at drunken druggy women, clearly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post to put a positive spin on it,
it shows that I am picky about men ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thanks.
Makes me feel a WHOLE lot better, that.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I find him incredibly irritatingly smug
I tried to watch his documentary on depression but switched off when he bemoaned that he owned 14 ipods, 'oh poor me I just can't control myself'.... head up arse....
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post HERESY

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Stephen Fry on QI for the same reason
that I love Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge, and I used to love William G Stewart on 15 to 1.

He is asking all these questions, but you really get the feeling that he does actually know the answer to most of the questions without actually having to look down at his cards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering the general level of stupidity in the human species
This is hardly surprising. Being a godbanger involves taking umbridge with anything that doesn't fit your own personal Jeebus and obviously being one of the most erudite, educated, informed, enlightened and entertaining characters on the planet he's in for more than his fair share.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Godbanger
What a terrific word!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Attenborough is a legend
Quoting the article,

In the interview, Sir David said that people asked why his documentaries did not give "credit" to God for the creation of life.

"They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds."

"I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball."

"The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs."

"I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator."


I love this man
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I would be intrigued to hear a creationist view on the eyeball worm.
It seems like a simple refutation of 'god is love' yeah right, and the eyeball worm fits into this compassion how exactly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness...
Michael Behe (I think) did admit that God created malaria. So at least he's honest enough to bite that bullet.

It's a shame it's not true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Attenborough is my favourite person of all time
To the extent that when hypnotised in front of an audience, I was asked who my favourite celebrity was and said "I don't like celebrities, I like David Attenborough" (he then made me talk to 'David' in the audience, then convinced me I was a gorilla)

This only affirms my admiration
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
However, appeals to the apparent moral failures of a creator strike me as being less powerful than simply pointing out that the existence of a non-material and non-temporal living thing is incomprehensible.

I can tolerate people believing in fairies or unicorns - I can imagine a world in which winged homunculi or horned horses exist. It's not this world, but there's nothing incoherent about it. However, a world in which supernatural beings exist simply doesn't make sense.

(I was impressed by Jonathan Miller's point that he doesn't call himself an atheist because theism seems to him to be too absurd to waste time opposing...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, indeed
The most convincing argument, for me, is that to 'create' the staggering amount of complexity in the Universe you must concede that the Creator him/her self must be even more staggeringly complex.

Which is impossible, of course, as complexity doesn't just appear, it's the product of evolution! So who created the Creator? And so on, and so on...
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to write some hate-mail to Attenborough,
right after I punch this kitten in the face.
 (Necroflange, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Ewan and Thingy (Ep 7 of 9) Under Par I made this!
The world premier of another installment of the Ewan and the other blokes epic adventure walking to the pub. Thingy reveals a hidden talent and Ewan has a party. 3mins
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I love these :)
A Facebook fan page needs to be started for Ewan And Thingy :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been mooted before.
Moot.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post btw loving your work
partic the Amy/golum and BT montage. excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers mate
I'm just worried about my YouTube vids given the current purge :(

I've already lost one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to watch twice for the "whats in your pfockets" song
just classic
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
Thanks doood I must admit I'm pfucking pfroud of that tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I was cycluing around all day singing
"what's in your pfockets, Theo Pfetis?",
and didnt realise until I was track standing at some traffic lights and got some random looks off pedestrians.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Saw the 'I love it' one on TV yesterday, certainly brought a huge grin to my face, many thanks for making these my good sir.
 (5347, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post These are awesome.
Most amusing thing on YouTube since Soupy Norman (that's high praise).
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post If you don't buy from Crazy Gideon...
...YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!

I almost did a tiny wee at this...
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Otters and Unexpected Heroes!
Is there any better type of news story, on a bleak Tuesday morning?!

Overdose of cuteness!
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay :D Baby otters ....
nearly on a par with kittens and cubs.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Cubs?
As in young Scouts? Baden-Powell wouldn't be happy...


... or maybe he would, if certain rumours are to be believed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
'Scouting for boys' indeed :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww!
I'd love to try curried otter.

Tarka dhal.

Badum-tish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The version I know is:
I had a Tarka Dhal the other night... But it was a little otter than I expected it to be.

*tumbleweed rolls past*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it now
you're just trying to curry favour with him

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!
We'll stand for naan of that around here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
More terrible puns cumin soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not faaling for this line of puns
damn it
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes hand*
well done that naan.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley
Mahaan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Rice to see you

(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha !
this WINS teh internets !
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww
well done Mr Postie
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! What's this Crimewatch business?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a mention on Crimewatch!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, AND?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't kill anyone I promise.
It was only in relation to this case:

www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/howtheycaught/manchester_triplemurderer/index.shtml

I didn't get named, they mentioned the "court associate" (which is my job title)- I took the verdict in the trial and he kicked off, then he got floored by a 5 foot tall female dock officer. That was all it was :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Argh!
There's a greengrocer's apostrophe in his fucking surname!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post bother's you that
does'nt it?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that
Proper CSI plot with the race against time :)

And I'll say it again, you have a fascinating job!

When you've not been on Teh Nun...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
it pays the bills.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're in hiding now?
Or was the photofit safely rubbish?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The pocture of me looked liek this



EDIT EDIT: Just noticed the subject line reads like something the policeman in Allo Allo would say
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You are George Harrison
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Raymondo Person - Odd little webcomic NSFW
This webcomic I like has just started getting updated again (Dec 2008).

NSFW may contain cartoon depictions of eye-poo, regular swears, prostitution and general nuttyness.

Enjoy.

(Preview says maybe - so apologies to the board natzis in advance.)

Make sure to check out his other stuff too.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Never seen that :) I like it....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
I thought someone on here would.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
compulsive reading!
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post The Force is trong with this one...
A guy in Switzerland can "see" , despite being medically blind.

Sounds very fake, but the paper which it references is genuine - if you have access to ScienceDirect (like what I do, guv'nor), you can read it for yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
I think I've heard about this before. His eyes still work perfectly, it's just the part of his brain that interprets what they see is broken.

It's not massively unreasonable to suppose other parts can detect basic visual cues.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Was in NewScientist about 2 months ago I think

just before my subscription ran out :(
 (crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true
the man can't see but the brain still gets information from the eyes so his instinct to avoid objects in his path remains intact while he's not able to visually recognise or "see" what he's avoiding
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ...otherwise known as cortical blindness
(wikipedia link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_visual_impairment )

I used to see patients with this when I used to work on an acute stroke ward - granted it's not as common as your regular lost-all-use-of-arm-and-leg stroke.

People can see, just not enough to interpret building models of aircraft.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the wiki link
The brain never fails to amaze me, the only shame is that we seem to do most of our figuring out how it works when it's broken...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Brains are truely weird things.
None so weird as a non-dominant hemisphere stroke; those guys don't often believe they've had a stroke at all, and make an attempt to get out of bed.

Also, if you're interested in such things, look up 'visual neglect'. Often leads to people being quite literally, half-dressed...
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That visual neglect thing is pretty wierd
I see an educational half-hour on wikipedia ahead...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's genuine
Brains work in strange ways, I know from personal experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yours does

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
You should have seen me when I couldn't speak, but could sing Nick Cave songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post As with the other responses...
... it's genuine. It's a nice little demonstration of the difference between awareness and consciousness, or - to steal and misuse a theme from Sartre - the difference between consciousness and "consciousness (of) consciousness. "Seeing" usually implies knowing-that-you're-seeing; in this case it doesn't. But the sight is still there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a pretty subtle difference
isn't it pretty hard to differentiate (even sematically) between conciousness and awareness?

Surely you can't have one without the other, e.g. if unconscious, you're not aware, and vice versa...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Not all that hard
I'd've thought that this story gives a fairly good example of the difference. He's "aware" of the world around him - he just isn't conscious of that awareness.

Consciousness, we might want to say, implies awareness; but the relationship isn't reciprocal.

On the other hand, I may be getting way out of my depth here. "Mind and world" philosophy really isn't my thing: I always drift off during those papers...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post if you're ineterested in this kind of thing
There was a brilliant Reith lecture back in 2003 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/reith2003/) by an eminent neuroscientist talking about such things
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, whatsisface
Ramalamadingdong Ramachandran.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he's great
he is everything that useless fucksock out of heroes wants to be
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got his book Phantoms In The Brain
Recommended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post This is what newscasters do during commercial breaks
.. all of them. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post how peculiar...
it feels slightly viral. Is it?
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it's real...
well...the presenters are real anyway..

www.wgntv.com/bio_jackie_bange
www.wgntv.com/bio_robert_jordan
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
at the end I thought he was going to say "several hundred people died today"
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ha this

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that!
Cheers! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post was good.
methinks it's fake. Aren't people usually counted in silently?
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post usually they say it out loud until 2
so they go "5, 4, 3, 2..." POINT AT NEWS ANCHOR
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Smells Fake
goes on for far too long as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post too long for what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely firal. Vake?
Still awesome, though.
 (digitdean, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Things bears love.
Amusing little comic about things bears love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Reminds me of my favourite Far Side cartoon with the bears and the bedtime story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
acenessss!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
This is lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Perhaps it was funny at the time
Sounds painful, whatever it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, those cheeky reporters - and I quote-
"A spokesman for the BMJ said that, 34 years on, no-one faced the sack for failing to spot the implausible condition."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
yep :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I suffer from bongo bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm affected with
Guitar Gonads, I really should stop fretting
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I have trumpeters anus
a really extreme case
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got turntable-glans

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwaa hahahaha.
^ *wins*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Whereas b3ta reflux is a real and recognised condition.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Police make drunk Aboriginal man sing and dance NSFW
"A LAUGHING police officer instructed a drunk Aboriginal man in Katherine to sing and dance while he recorded the event, and the footage was later posted on YouTube."
Sydney Morning Herald article
(Tael, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive been to Katherine a few times and you really are pushed for entertainment
Unless you like canoeing and drinking a lot in which case your OK.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *considers*
uni in england, or canoeing and drinking in Katherine?
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post removed huh?
you naughty naughty person!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

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