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Hopefully someone finds it amusing.
I made this!
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Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:29,
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An electro Tune I wrote
I made this!
Been farting about with cubase and knocked this up. Its very squelchy and lots squishy.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35,
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not bad!
I use ableton live.
(where do you host from?)
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Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:15,
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Thanks for the feedback.
I host from hostgator. American host (i'm in the UK) so cheap and had no probs over the 2 yrs I've been with them.
Made some mixes in ableton, but couldn't get on with it for production. I like the look of the max for live in V8.
More music here if you interested, and some mixes: www.musicfusic.com
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:23,
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oh noes
links don't work :(
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weaver., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:42,
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As lovely as this is, I don't think anything can be described as squelchy unless there are bassfarts all over the place
All music should sound like someone having a shit really close to your ear.
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gronkpan, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:49,
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Bit too preset-y for me...
Nay bad though.
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mookay immune to icons since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:13,
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hey you've got some good skills going on there
just listened to your 'Rise' remix too, very nice. Have you got any signed yet?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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@Firkinfedup
Not yet :(
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:12,
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Chav talking bollocks while getting arrested (with subtitles).
I made this!
I saw this video of a chav months ago and decided to give him subtitles to try and figure out what the fuck he's on about.
No such luck, but it does provide a good laugh nonetheless. Contains a nice twist near the end of the video.
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BigHairyMarty, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:22,
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hahaha
fuck the hoff!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:21,
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Haha!
Brilliant.
Clicky
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:29,
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very good
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:36,
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I think the coppers did him a favour taking that thing off his back.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:02,
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That was fucking sweet.
Best vid I've seen for a while.
Well done.
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DieselDemon " See you in Hell ", Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:37,
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!
that
is
ACE!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:51,
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Fucking hell, what a massive waster!
Good job :D Should offer your services as a chav translator
edit: Bwhahaha :D
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:22,
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Hahahahaha!!!
I was in tears laughing anyway but I didn't expect the ending!
Wonderful! Newsletter this NOW!
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Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46,
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Fuckin brill that braw
Clickety clicklops
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acab, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:00,
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Hahahaha !! :D *enclickens*
Police beatings should become standard for cunts like him.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:16,
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Oh good lord, what a fucked up mess of fail he is!
And sadly he was prolly released without charge...
*edit* just got to the surprise ending! Nice one! LOL! :D
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..wil, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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aceness!
*clicky!*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:54,
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Her Morning Elegance / Oren Lavie
Cool stop motion concept and not a bad song to boot
GC be damned
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:28,
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That was lovely
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:42,
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That was just lully!!
thanks for that dude!
thouroughly enjoyed!
gets a click from me!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:46,
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althought thats awesome
I found that a little disconcerting. like she was being controlled, puppeteered almost. it was weird.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:51,
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I know what you mean
It was the closed eyes that gave me that impression.
Sweet anyway.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:29,
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Amazing
wonderful :-)
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:12,
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That has made my night,
Cheers.
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Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:19,
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Absolutely wonderful
:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:24,
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Reminds me of this a bit
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ygvt7G1DLs
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:10,
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Jesus, that's amazing
good link sir
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:09,
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fantastic!
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augsav, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:51,
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Very Good
Thanks, really enjoyed this. Clever stuff.
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DieselDemon " See you in Hell ", Wed 28 Jan 2009, 5:05,
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Very, very nice.
Thank you for posting this.
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rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:22,
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That works a treat.
Really nice little number too.
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mookay immune to icons since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:15,
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That's quite wonderful
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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I love this sort of thing
The mood of it, I mean.
Made me smile. Thanks for the link.
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Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:16,
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Wonderfull!
how beautifully brilliant....
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Haggisbreeder Was talking when he should have been listening on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:41,
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Would
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furey, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:49,
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Plan B - Rakin' The Dead
The story of a boy called Craig who unearths a dead body. Wittily told and devoid of 'gangsta' showing-off, I wish more rap was as good as this.
It is rap though, so anyone with a blanket aversion to the genre best stay clear.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:16,
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I am a hip hop fan..
a massive one..Liked it for nearly 20 years...and Plan B is still violence obsessed...This is a song about digging up a body.
This is also Plan B turning more and more into Eminem..
In case you're wondering, I like Stig Of The Dump, Braintax, Dan Le Sac, Yungun, Dirty Diggers, Foreign Beggars, Blade, Yungun and other people.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:33,
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Dan Le Sac is great, although the rapper in the duo is actually Scroobius Pip :P
/pedant
I see what you mean. It is talking about violence (not directly, I would add). I don't really mind what the subject matter is in Hip Hop, as long as it's told eloquently.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:49,
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oops, you're right...
I just forgot to type the whole thing (I'm pissed off because i work on a telly show and I had last weekend off. Scroobius Pip was on. Bum!)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:03,
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Something about football in the A.M?
:)
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The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:08,
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dunno what you're talking about
;)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:50,
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old stuff!
love plan b though! saw him live once in bristol!
he rocked!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:41,
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Sorry if it's old :)
I saw him at Fabric once, with a live band. It was grand.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:50,
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No worries..
he is awesome live though, i only saw him with a couple of dj's bassist and him mcing and playing guitar! it was at ashton court festival! he was ace!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:21,
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It's a bit too much like eminem this track
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:13,
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Wicked stuff
I live just yards from wanstead flats - it really does look just like you are going to stumble on a dead body at any moment, but it's usually just dog crap. Great place to fly a kite and piss around with my paraglider though.
Just a 5min walk up the flats though and you come to the bottom of Epping Forest, which is really nice, and there is a wicked walk to wanstead town via a load of old over grown ornamental lakes: tinyurl.com/wanflat - google map link - the flats are down bottom left of screen, nice park top right.
Forest Gate can be rough, but the north side (near the flats) is pretty nice. Or that's what i keep telling myself since i bought the house there...
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crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:48,
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Fast Food Dogs
I made this!
Image discovered by Epiphany, a quick video by myself with a bangin' soundtrack, what.
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McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:00,
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Fucking yes! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:02,
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*Still laughing*
Genius.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:09,
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lol!
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:45,
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Now
I have to spend the rest of the night trying to get that tune out of my head.
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35,
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haha
Well done that man.
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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What's roflmao?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:53,
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Man trapped by sofa saved by Whisky
GC?
It says no, but it must be.
From my home town too.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:52,
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i'm more put off by the fact that
he was discovered only after a snoopy neighbour noticed he hadn't drawn his curtains for two days... who keeps track of that kind of thing?
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sapincher, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:08,
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People with no friends/life
The only thing they are left with is to interfere with other peoples lives in a desperate attempt to get some attention.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:53,
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"I took a sip of [the whisky] and thought, well this isn't too bad."
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:29,
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cor he is zummerset!
wheres you home town?? i be just down the road!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:49,
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It says Yeovil.
I met a group of Banjo players from Yeovil once. That's all I'm saying. Other than that it scared me a bit.
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:37,
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?
How the hell do you get trapped under a sofa?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:51,
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soo cute!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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...until the leopard gets a taste for bacon...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:20,
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wilbur:
HOLY GODNUTS THIS MILK IS DELICIOUS
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sapincher, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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Are you a psychopath?
quiz a little way down, don't forget to scroll it for all the questions...
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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49,
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'Non-psychopath with criminal leanings'
Yep, sounds about right!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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My boyfriend and I did this earlier
and got the same answer.
I suspect this might be the only answer.
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niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:34,
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I got 'relatively normal'
not typing 'first' on internet comments saved me from criminal leanings.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:01,
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Hmm - I'm probably a psychopath.
But I like cats and fluffy things!
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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Ahh
it's the ones who get "Selfless goodie-two-shoes" who you should watch out for.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:03,
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269 unpaginated comments
is enough to turn anyone into a mental.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:33,
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first!
*edit* damn
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Peej, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:53,
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Probably very glassy - Tony Blair sings The Clash
But I watched this for the first time in ages, and wanted to share.
Has been watched a fair number of times on youtube too...
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DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:57,
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Yep, already seen it...
but i'd completely forgotten it existed, nice one!
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FunkYourself, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:43,
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Was that Armando Iannucci's?
Seem to remember it on the beeb??
Did a shit one myself here
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:39,
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rofl !
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swank, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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Speaking of rabbits (and mice in this case)
I just stumbled upon this on youtube. I like it. :)
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:39,
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very accurate
and surprisingly soothing and enjoyable
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:31,
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haha
great find, his channel is full of awesome :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21raQ8McM3g
8mins, but worth it for too many bees in the car :D
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exyzed, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:39,
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rabbit and cat crossbreed
floof or one step too far?
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17,
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That's mental!
the ultimate in fluff
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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actually...
I think that's a Manx cat. Their legs are elongated like that.
I think
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23,
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I love this site...
letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=manx+cat
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:27,
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haha
never seen that one before :D
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:32,
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I think they did a follow-up video
where a man raped a giraffe and it produced an entire basketball team
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:43,
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just a common
cat problem with inbred cats apparently: www.messybeast.com/cabbit.htm
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crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:54,
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bennyhillbullridingfails
There's still plenty of mileage in the Bennyhillifier, oh yes.
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rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:02,
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I love the BennyHillifier
But when you click "speed up this video" shouldn't the music should go up a key as well?
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:42,
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There was a video of a large shredder on here a while ago
it was massive and now the inevitable has come.
Will it shred?
it hasnt got the charm of wil it blend however
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PaulGadd -, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:58,
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The concrete bollard one was a classic.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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have the shredded a blender yet?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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Or
blended a shredder?
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:44,
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Wrath of Khan - The Opera
From the good people at Robot Chicken.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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hahahahahaha

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giant_squid, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53,
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ear cataracts?
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tedster, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:02,
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that is a bloody gif sir!
shame khan is dead :(
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:04,
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I enjoyed that.
T'was good, it was.
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:34,
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yaaay flooffy tiem
i prefer floof to the walrus self pleasure.
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PaulGadd -, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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Oh, cats
How endearing they make teh st00pid.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:47,
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Kitty haz won a ipod!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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hahaha
lovely
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:05,
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F-ant-astic
A giant ant colony pumped full of cement,and then excavated - this mass ant genocide has enabled us to see something amazing....
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Marco Van Bastard, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:28,
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Really amazing.
*cleek*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33,
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Gnarly!
Seriously, that's the adjective that came to mind. Click!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:35,
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Wow
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:50,
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Its like something from Aliens
or something
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:00,
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You are so elequent ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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And you are such a good speller :)
Hello!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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pffft!
I knew I should have checked first.
Hello back. Cant be long though, the missus is promising lemon cake and tea.
I may try and make it to a bash up norf one day. Thats if you guys would have me...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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Well we're having one on the 6th March is you fancy it
Actually no, you can't come :p
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:30,
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holy shit!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:03,
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Thanks Ants!
Thants!
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:28,
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Bless you ants
Blants
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Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:35,
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I can see those ants perfectly
-Donald Pleasants
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:51,
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haha
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:29,
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whoa!
incredible!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:15,
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watch the whole video..
then at 02:17....Watch closely...
"Mum? Dad?" Awww, bless 'em.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:26,
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I remember this being on telly. Amazing stuff.
Remind me never to read liveleak comments again though, yeah?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:31,
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Pride And Prejudice And Zombies
Pride and Prejudice. But with zombies. I must have this book.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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'It is a truth universally acknowledged....
...that a single man in posession of a good aim must be in want of a pump-action shotgun.'
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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Haha
:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:56,
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Brilliant idea!
Imagine Keira Knightley's pronunciation of "boomstick".
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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Do You Want A Sprite?
Yeah, I could go for a Sprite actually.
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wutwutinmybutt, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:58,
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the guy in the frame grab
looks like the Cesar Milan, the dog whisperer
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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oooh i love him
he could use a calm controlled tone on me anyday...
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:17,
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hmmm...
come back when you stop advertising fizzy drinks
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:29,
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