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This is a link post The main reason why you shouldnt add your boss on facebook.

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(__, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?
The girl or the boss?
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the boss
has a point, he's saved her from years down the line being trapped in a job she hates.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've also had e-mails from Nigeria.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I pissed myself when I heard that line
Hallo Kimberly,

Sorry that you are losing your job. Now that you are needing monies, maybe you could help transfer six million dollars from my dead uncles account to the UK...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cackton

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Morph flash mob at the Tate
I cant help but feel a certain b3tard who was campaigning for a permanent Tony Hart section at The Tate(Or was it the National Gallery?) might be responsible for this.

Edit: Oooh this was my 200 linky post. Im glad it was something nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a lump in my throat after watching that
What a lovely way to say goodbye.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!
I LOVE THIS!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww
sad but wonderful :)
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I awwed.
I like how each little Morph had it's own little decorations and things. Tony Hart would have liked the diverse inspirations, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully
Reminded me of this...

digitalrightsmanifesto.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/field.jpg
 (hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post No wonder there are no forests left!
Awesome wood cutter
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome bit of kit that.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post from the uniformity
of the tree size and layout, im thinking that's a farm for paper or something rather than a natrual forest
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
can I buy one in B&Q?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Catfish Noodling..............FEMALE Style
*Note To Self*

Be v-e-r-y nice to redneck women if you meet any...
...fear is NOT an issue with them.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The fish don't seem to be putting up that much resistance, considering.
Maybe they've GTRFH from the wet redneckettes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I could only watch that for so long....
the music will live with me forever
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What an awesome song
*downloads*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *paints dick like a catfish*
*waits*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd
shove their hand up your jap's eye and out around your banjo string, y'know that, right?


Ow.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ummmm...
well... i guess its better than nothing

*continue to wait*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Replace "Catfish Grappling" with...
... "Cousin Fucking" and it's still a catchy tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "If you're ever down on Dixie...."
,but which one is Dixie??
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post An incredibly difficult Mario level (perhaps level edited?) NSFW
With a hilarious commentary. NSFW because of the language.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And part two NSFW
www.collegehumor.com/video:1756133

Again, NSFW because of language. Anyone know where to get these levels?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need to patch a ROM image
www.neogeopro.com/stuff/Super_Mario_Forever.zip
 (Tael, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post he's incredibly annoying

(iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post SICK THIS BAN FILTH!!
Click!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the joke.
but it seems to be over 20 minutes too long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that's an awesome level.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Marty Chang's Computer Tips NSFW
Marty Chang gives us unusual advice on computer repair.
NSFW due to a bit of swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post W-E-I-R-D...................therefore.....
*CLICK*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post Wine pairings for Pork Brains in Milk Gravy NSFW
A couple of hardy wine experts try and find the ideal wine to go with what is widely agreed to be the most disgusting and unhealthy food, tinned pork brains with milk gravy (which has been on here before, I think, so you probably already know has 1170% of your daily cholesterol)

ED: Mildly NSFW due to 1 swear
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell!
that's amazing! I wonder what they taste like...
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post From the wine man's reaction
probably not very nice
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post MAN THING I made this!
I've been reading a lot of Man Thing comics recently, and was inspired to make a song about it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This is goddamn awesome.
Where did you get the sound clips?
 (Cap'n, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post I'm going to apply for this job
Shouldn't be too hard
 (__, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Scooter fail
This guy was supposed to speed out on his scooter in order to demonstrate some sort of point, instead he goes colliding into a bunch of stage props on live TV!
(redflame36, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post HEHEHE

(augsav, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's superb!...
.....bit that got me most was the lone person who started to clap!! Almost as if that was meant to happen - the loons.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another breakbeat mix!! I made this!
Here's some more breaky goodness, I dunno how many people are actually listening to these but there you go. Even if this isn't your kind of thing, skip to the last track (at about 25 mins), I can't decide if it's ultimately cheesy or actually good but it should make you smile.

Tracklist:
Headcase (Screwface remix) - The Autobots
2 Dragons - Trixie
Intergalactic - Napt
Violence (Rogue Element remix) - Nitro
Boolash - Rektchordz
Ghetto Blast - Deekline and Wizard
Make It Real - DJ Quest
More Life (Screwface Remix) - Wavewhore
Pink Panther - Cut and Run
(Robbvayne, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Last Track
Is cheesy, but good...
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice mate.
keep up with the good work.
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post What's Elmo been up to?

(__, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Sesame Street Day?
bit.ly/U5Fp
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ace but
NSFW TAG PLEASE
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrisy was last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Christian t-shirts
I think they are real, although my first instinct was spoof.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I might by an "ex-fornicator" one
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post they might as well just have one design "ex-person having fun"
also that guy looks a bit young to be an ex-slave
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Might buy one and cross out 'ex'.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the "ex-masturbator" shirt
The statement would technically be the truth if I wore the shirt between wanking sessions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post As good
as the last couple of times it was here
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This pickled me:
"I'm so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil's urge to purge."
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah yeah
he just wants a glorified wanksock in a variety of colours.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
urge to purge

I like that
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
EX-masturbator
or a fully removed 'ex', just to leave masturbator?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be ex-masturbators
but they're still wankers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post The count censored
the count from sesame street takes on a completely different perspective with a few bleeps
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post seen it before
but it's so good, it deserves both another outing and another click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That was so funny
I **** the spiders on the wall
I **** the cobwebs in the hall
I **** the candles on the shelves
When i'm alone i **** MYSELF!

he he!
 (redflame36, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's counting great
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just realised
that the count sounds very much like the guy from Gogol Bordello. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM (see?)
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered where I'd heard that song before...
He's the guy from Everything Illuminated!

but yes... I totally agree!

tubedubber.com/#B-Wd-Q3F8KM:p_81l4DXlwM:0:100:0:0:true
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 7:42, Reply)
This is a link post Cat seems to love being spanked
Been viewed 166275 times, but I cant remeber seeing it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Has JJ seen this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who do you think is doing the spanking?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this vid a while ago,
thought i'd try it and you know what, my cat bloody loves it too.

It's a little wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting...
it seems almost certainly mildly sexual for the cat judging from this one's reactions, possibly some kind of 'submissive to owner' pack animal instinct thing, and has got me wondering how many other animals would react the same way now. Certainly certain humans seem to like it! ;)

Anyone got a dog to give it a go on? If so, let us know.

*edit* Oh wait: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kVHyORobIk the spankers lack of dress here makes it seem even wronger too...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My monkey's the same

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine does it to me
Took ages to train him, worth it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post All monkeys love being spanked
FACT!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems to be a known thing on Youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG9I4_443zg&feature=related

How odd...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly
he was trying to achieve this:
tubedubber.com/#1SF7G9UjVi0:nE1mlwUIKO0:0:100:10:0:true
 (Bobsworth likes cheese, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Knot a problem?
One to Hull please.

Still, its usefull. Unless you work with sound equipment in which case you know.
 (thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You try that method
Put it in your jacket pocket once you get to work.. wander around a bit at lunch time, put things in the pocket and then take them out again.

Then try and get your headphones out when you get on the tube on the way home... all that method does is GUARANTEE that they'll be tied in a knot.

Don't get me wrong - it's great for organising cables that'll sit at home in a cupboard, but you put that in your pocket and you're screwed.

Edit: I've discovered the best thing for headphones in your pocket is just to 'scrunch' them up - don't try twisted or twirling them, that just knots them. You still get the occasional knot - but much less frequently.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Until recently I reckon I spend five minutes a day untangling headphone cables.
That's over half an hour per week. Although recently I've been winding them into a ring, clipping with a bulldog clip and putting them in a baggie. No more tangles. However it makes me look more anal than an actual anus.
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post the problem i find with headphones. the ear covering type ones
is that the cables are always like 5 metres long. rather than the 2.5ft you actually need to go from your pocket to your head.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mixing meteric and imperial measurments in the same sentance
Thats a mandatory £1000 fine.
 (Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Needless tension applied using that process. If anyone tied off my XLR leads like that, they'd not be working for me again.
 (northmale, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post For me
it's make a loop appropriate to the type of cable, to prevent damage to the copper cores, then about 2-3 loops before I'm finished, wrap the wire around the loop like a coil, as I'm looping, then insert the two connectors through a couple of wires in the loop to prevent them untangling. No stress on the wires, takes about 1 minute to undo at worst, everyone's happy!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Much better way is the "devil horns" technique.
lifehacker.com/software/life-hacks/keep-headphone-wires-from-getting-tangled-152499.php

Works for any wires. Once complete you can scrunch up the cables as much as you like and they'll almost always untangle freely afterwards.

Devil horns ftw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post twists per loop...
I think that works because when you coil wires normally, you put a slight twist in per loop - because you're doing a figure 8 with the devil horns, these twists cancel out.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post wifi

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bluetooth
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:55, Reply)
This is a link post How has humankind survived without this
A museum of marmalade. Tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Hidden images on money

(Peter_G, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius.

(I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit I was all ready for something I'd seen before.
but no. FRICKIN AWESOME.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments are hilarious.
'lol...but seems pretty fake to me -_-'

I wouldn't mind, but the name "GagFilms" is up for a good few seconds before the video actually starts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous stuff!
Truly wonderful, and yes, do read the comments (mainly from merkins) who just don't get this style of humour complaining it's fake!

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "But why did you miss out the one with the Golden Gate bridge, helicopter and shark!?"
Was that you? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post This man...
...is an analogue god. Check out his covers of electronic synth-pop favourites!
 (theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That lummy!
Just watched the OXYGENE 2 video and it's pretty amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy bejeezus
This guy is good! Maybe change the URL to one of his videos to let others really see the genius on here!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A41hqxjrE8E

also, I need this for the DS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB61JjkrMcc

edit: never mind them... check this one out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ZBTnyn2tM
 (exyzed, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This one stuns me, NOBODY should be able to play this live!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V66pMP4nz4&fmt=18

Also, first time I've come across this &fmt=18 ext to make a Youtube track play in stereo thing too!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)

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