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This is a link post Big Train. Another classic.

Always time for one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Always time for one of these"?
Is that some reference to me not being married?
 (PassTheKhat, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not afraid of you.

(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ace
they filmed that round my way!

That's the top of Walthamstow market
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
there is ALWAYS time for Big Train.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaargh!
Had forgotten all about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh you beauty! My younger brother will hate me now, as we got pics of him grooving away in Majorca to this very song :):)
 (Motti, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
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We're the big T club!
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post AKIRA KITESHI - ULYSSES
Nice samplage from the very excellent Akira Kiteshi.

also check this one for ming-ness:
vimeo.com/9680518
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Phillip Schofield

(I helped save b3ta! ^, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post guh
i was SO annoyed when him and gordon sang along to the theme tune back when i were a nipper - i always loved to hear it.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post superb
now where's the City Of Gold remix?????
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Here's a man who just loves to DJ..

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post in the name of everything in the world...
that is wonderful in this life...please tell me this clip is for real.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope so. He's bloody fantastic.

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post gawd bless him
he's way more entertaining than the average 'bored bloke at a computer' type DJ that im used to seeing.

Then again - i cant imagine him doing a dubstep or breaks set.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:10, Reply)
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Give me half a pint of what he's had, please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good God, man, half a pint of acid?
You're out of your head!
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 5:49, Reply)
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This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If... If we could somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
 (PassTheKhat, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
that's heavy
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
If only everybody were this happy
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The wonders of research chemicals

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah =)

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
givin' it laaaarrrgeee!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember my first E

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one of him
to have when I play my music, he is awesome, so happy!!
 (I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Bloke!
I've got an image of the camera turning round and its a just a sofa with a radio times and a cat on it
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
what I thought, it would make it all the better too.
 (Soop Don't you hate Perry's wife?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post The dancer is a spy!

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post thats ace!
Hope that was hand animated and not just a lazy mocap load

EDIT - yah, it is! That guy got some animation skillz!

Spah sappin may dance moves!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
i enjoyed that but made me want to do this tubedubber.com/#ufoyZgTfySI:XxcnH4bVE30:0:100:0:2:true
 (??no-idea??, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post I'll have a cold one please Mr.Robot.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mrs. Darklord does it faster
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So after the robot has finished
smashing the fuck out of the fridge door it neatly grabs a beer! haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's 2010...
and this is what robots are like?? I'm not holding my breath for Hoverboards in 4 years to be honest :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post Tin Foil Hat you say?
2 clips from the Canadian show Testees.

*edit sorry it's been borked already.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This video contains content from FOX, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
=(
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Still playing for me atm.

Tried to avoid all mention of the show in the title, name and no description/tags to try and fly under the radar.

sorry :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i get that too :(
I think we are on the wrong continent (USAian here)
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Im in britland
doesn't work for me either.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:37, Reply)
This is a link post Chiquita Banana
Such a lovely old dear, if only... uh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post he's that convicted paedo isnt he?
dirty old fucker


fucking burn him
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
First I've heard. Got a sauce?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post Chiquita Banana
What a lovely old dear, and with such words of wisdom. If only we could find her a husband for her golden years.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post She is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post Danny Dyer
Seem's like a nice young man! : /
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont have the vocabulary to express what a total cockend that bloke is

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Still would...
But only if I had some gaffer tape or my mp3 player handy.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh now thats
upset me. Just before bed as well. Tonights nightmare right there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
around 0:48 the sound is cut and it seems he says something pretty racist
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Gramio?
I'd have thought he'd had a kilio at least... coke cuelled fockney munt
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post what a towering fucking spunk nugget
Shit eating mockney prick sucking bellend.

And he has terrible pronunciation.
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:37, Reply)
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knobjockey
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Poo-whisperer
I invented that word/phrase, it's mine...

Poo-whisperer
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 7:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "This is what you get from running round South America looking for Football Hooligans"
"Don't try this at home, kids!"

What's he on about?
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it from his TV show
"Danny Dyer Shits His Pants Whilst Running Around Looking For Football Hooligans When he could Have Just Stayed At Home And Shat His Pants AT Upton Fucking Park Instead"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Tuesdays, 9pm only on Bravo Mockney Spunktrough +1

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
What a dickless cockney gangsta wannabe tosser.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post Snoop Dog on Coronation Street
Thought my friend was taking the piss when she said this, but apparently not.
 (tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post More obscure chillout. I made this!
Another ambient number that oozed out my melody gland.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurpunk, a documentary about sweet friggin dinosaurs! I made this!
myfirstposteverthisissoscarypleasebegentle. :o


Dinosaurs are awesome, so I compulsively made a little scientific movie about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Riki Takeuchi, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Dinosaurs ARE Awesome
it hasn't been proven but it is scientific fact.

Cool movie. Almost gave me a seizure at points...
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:41, Reply)
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This is totally cool and I'm going to show it to my six year old son who is a paleontologist.
 (Adso of Melk didn't do it, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is seriously one of the best films i've seen in yonks.
Well well well well well good.
I too subscribe to the belief that dinosaurs became extinct
because they were simply too awesome.
 (mopie, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:45, Reply)
This is a link post Funny looking camera... NSFW
I was looking for a camera, honest!
 (Dicko, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS?
RIS?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it just looks like a pink camera to me,
what am i missing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post Camoflange
Ronseal? Ok so it's not camoflange but camoflage, amazed this is real...
 (tonynibbles, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's camelflage.
Weird.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post FOR FUCKS SAKE
First they give them bras and now this. wtf do I have left now?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Raoul Moat on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.
Worth it for the crappy Geordie slang.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hows things going these days?
You still studying animation?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post he seems to like it!!
super spinny cat
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
She keeps coming back for more, so i vote this kittenwin!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Never piss off a designer.
This might be as corny as Corny the Corn Flake Boy with Corns on his Wheaty Feet but it genuinely made me LOL, which is a rare thing. An office lady asks a favour from the designer to help find her lost cat, with hilarious results....
 (BrotherTrousers, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is genuinely brilliant
 (vortex2k7 ^____^, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post good posters
maybe I need the back story about why the designer's so pissed off but he could have said "no" and saved them both some time and hassle
 (I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
is true, but if that was the case then it wouldn't exist and therefore I wouldn't be typing this meaningless reply. Or something.
 (BrotherTrousers, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post because it's what he does.
like this: www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise that it was this guy
kind of makes sense now - although not quite as much as the others I've read where he pisses off complete twunts
 (I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post David Thorne
is my hero!
 (DrewciferCDXX won't kiss you for a dollar, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 5:03, Reply)
This is a normal post because it is fake
it's fake

fake
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
This is ace
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post David Thorne's quite well known around these parts...
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue434/

But if you liked that, check out his site here:
www.27bslash6.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post his stuff's great.
I like this one: www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

'Purportedly Magic Jew' :D:D:D
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that ages ago.
All the ones where he fucks with his son's teachers are ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If the quotes from his son are genuine
then his son is pretty cool too!
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Darn it,
I thought I had dreamt that I had seen something like it before! Cheers for pointing it out, I can have my cocoa now...

EDITS: Ooooooh it was him that did the pie chart one as well!! What a guy.
 (BrotherTrousers, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post His book is really good; just a collection of the most entertaining stuff from his site, but excellent nonetheless.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post fake as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post While it does make me laugh
I can;t help feeling that this guy is a bit of a cock really - The exasperated tone the replies to him are written in is exactly how #i feel - why annoy people just because you can?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:34, Reply)
This is a link post How Goldman Sachs gambled on starving the world's poor - and won
"By now, you probably think your opinion of Goldman Sachs and its swarm of Wall Street allies has rock-bottomed at raw loathing. You're wrong. There's more. It turns out the most destructive of all their recent acts has barely been discussed at all. Here's the rest..."

Found via nivoser's link here

jesus. what was it Kurt Vonnegut said about things getting worse and worse and never getting better again?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to march on Wall Street
Find this Mr Goldman Sach (who I assume is related to Andrew Sach and caused all that trouble for that nice Mr Ross and Mr Brand) and piss in his coffee
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
click just so that people will read it
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a great piece as well
thanks for the reply, late or no : )
More people should read Johann Hari, so I'll click this post too.

the food speculation article made me so incredibly angry
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:35, Reply)
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I recall that the explanation for the precipitous rise in food prices world wide (and rice rationing in the UK for a while) was - no reason/no idea, probably just a fall back alternative to boosting oil prices up to 150$ in mid 2008, just speculation to boost somebodies bonus.
 (Benzyl, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone care to post a tl;dr?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post My latest Napkinville comic: "Benjamin Franklin: The Father." I made this!
Napkin courtesy of Dave’s Downtown Taverna (Harrisonburg, VA).
 (T-Bone51, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Shock King !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:28, Reply)

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