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This is a link post How to create unique but easy to remember passwords for different websites.
I think its a really good idea as its simple and clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
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hang on....

ROOOFFLES

hey come register at my website using this please

thx
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of a good idea
Except as is pointed out it's quite easy to see a pattern.

Better would be to insert the reference to the website randomly, e.g. after the 1st, 2nd and 3rd characters.

Password: utmea

Facebook password: uftamcea

Makes it much less obvious what you're doing.
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
I tihnk the point of this article isn;t for someone to blindly follow what;s been written but to invent their own way of using the websites url mixed with a base password to come up with an easy to remeber combo.

eg.

pass12 and b3ta could become anything from pass12b3 to passta12 to pass12cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Or just use the same password for everything
and don't tell anyone what it is. Just a thought.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post How to leave really negative feedback on Ebay I made this!
After reading Scary Duck's Fab letter of complaint I was reminded of something I used to do. I never thought one line was enough to explain why I had left negative feedback on ebay so I direct people to my site for the full story.

Warning 1) This is probably only of interest to people who use ebay

Warning 2) There are many many many words.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post she sounds bonkers

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Towards the end I had formed a similar opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post A lengthy,
but enjoyable and informative read! Laughed out loud at the packaging section.
 (KingLawrence 4 GASH, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
I know you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, but that bit did have me chuckling like a loon when I was writing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't use ebay
But found that an entertaining read
 (Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I thought it would bore the pants of anyone who didn't understand how it worked. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post A very interesting read, that.
She sounds like a right mentalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa
that's a sophisticated operation to make £13.35 profit over 90 days. good one for showing her up though. Cheeky bitch.
 (poochengeez, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Her website is amazing too.
It's impossible to tell if she is a deliberate scammer or just an illiterate nutcase.

I looked up her house on StreetView, and sadly there is no sign of anything mental. I was hoping to see thousands of china swans in the garden.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are talking about Knit and natter...
... can you remember the Britain's Got Talent episode which had the old women on the stage knitting and talking to each other as an act? They were called knit and natter. I've often wondered.
 (I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A+ link, would click again

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That, my man,
Is bloody fantastic!

Christ, imagine if it had been a tenner?!

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
I had to deal with a seller doing similar things for similar seemingly insignificant amounts. Had a look at the feedback and found that they had been very distressed that their packages kept getting lost in the post. They'd been getting lost in the post for at least 18 months, with the 'Christmas rush' invoked, the 'Easter hiatus', the lesser spotted "Summer holiday malaise', etc.

She did eventually send a 'replacement' (I sent it about a months ago, guv!) and when it arrived - bear in mind that the item was three live water snails - they were wrapped in damp toilet tissue inside a childrens' jewellery box. She also begged to be given positive feedback.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fuck that was awesome

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Desparados wanting to win 365 hotel nights...
..people have to say why they deserve to win. As usual, some funny, some desperate, some fabrications and some are not even trying to impress the judges..
 (I helped save b3ta! Signify, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Here's my entry
www.greatestholiday.radissonblu.com/chris-miller/1116665/
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post vote for me and i'll vote for you!
www.greatestholiday.radissonblu.com/william-tyrrell/1171660/
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Done :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post product placement is shameless
I can't take credit for this...all i'll say is T.O.s!!!
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the old Reeves and Mortimer sketches...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcP2Dt_Hx9A
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S AN TOFFEE ONION!!!!1!1!!1

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Gibson is a proper loony NSFW
Leaked audio of an abusive phone call to his ex.

NSFW due to....well, pretty much all of it.

Whatever happened to Riggs, man?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Crystalline phallace?
3rd posting of this at least. Sorry bout that!
I'm pretty sure she knew it was being recorded, and he was pissed up. All the same, he does seem to be turning into a colossal asshat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Transparent Todger

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Silicate Pudendum.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds bonkers

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Fireworks Jet Pack
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha :D
that's quite well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Fnar
From the Hong Kong Standard. Screengrabbed as the website is awful, page 20.

 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Camera trickery to make real life NY look like a miniature model NY
It will make sense when you watch it.
 (MrKipling43, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm
good ole' Tilt-shift :D
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I might be wrong, but I think that's called 'tilt shift' photography.
I've see a few people over on /board having a go at it and it's a pretty neat little effect!
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, looks like it's recorded with a tilt-shift lens, with added higher contrast to complete the miniature look
Very nice

I did some pictures in that style. Although I don't have a tilt-shift lens, so had to resort to photoshop trickery (lens blur filter).
(If you're interested: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/sets/72157594202637375/)
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yea... i agree - what with the, um, lilt shaft bit... and the, erm, higher... thing on the, um.. anyway
was gonna say the same thing pretty much tbh
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post lilt shaft!!!
Totally Tropical Taste SHAFT!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to mention a possible higher saturation too
but thought that was a bit obvious
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer the lower saturations tbh
like flora or benecol.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post Ravey minimix goodness I made this!
I played a very short set in Exeter on Saturday to a crowd which mainly consisted of parents with young families and general townsfolk. I tried to play as many tunes as possible, this is the result. Surprisingly, little kids seem to enjoy gabba a lot more than you'd think...

Tracklist:
Evolution Intro
Rotterdam Termination Source - Feyenoord
DJ Red Alert & Mike Slammer - Fuckin’ Hardcore
Soundbites - CrazyHyperShit
Concord Dawn - Morning Light (Klute remix)
Spor - Kingdom
High Rankin - Doom
Brisk - Airhead (SMD remix)
Force & Styles - Shining Down (Slipmatt remix)
Silk Cuts - Silk Cuts 8
Luna C feat. Dave Skywalker - Smash Your Brain In (Full Stop)
Lenny Dee, Randy & Sickest Squad - Brrr Stick ‘Em
Floxytek - Euphoria
Lost Cause - Silicon Hell
Current Value - Fear
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe so where exactly were you playing? (birthday? fete?)
top mix btw :D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers :D
it was at a live outside radio broadcast for the local community station I play on, at Exeter Castle. I think it was to celebrate the end of Exeter festival, was a good night. Fireworks at the end and everything!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post are you a DJ on phonic?
my band gets played on there a bit, and we played at the birthday bash they had earlier in the year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I am indeed!
me and Noisemonkey do the Evolution Bananas Music Show every other Saturday. What's your band's name?
*spams*

 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)
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I enjoyed that, especially the Prodigy remix bit :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have come
if I'd have known about it....
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll let you know about any future stuff,
should hopefully be resurrecting our club night in the autumn!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Poing
By Rotterdam Termination Source, is one of my personal favourites and I have an original release version.

The only other name I recognise on that mix (gonna have to listen at home) is Lenny Dee. A mate of mine who has terrible, multiple form for this sort of thing once went up to Lenny Dee backstage at a party and unwittingly asked: "Oi! Mate! When's Lenny Dee on?"

Faceless techno bollo's I aks ya!
 (Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Feyenoord is on the b side of Poing so you probably own a copy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Spor - Kingdom seems to be a requirement for any darkstep dnb mix currently it seems!
 (I helped save b3ta! Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten Kills Donkey NSFW
Obviously a dog would never do this, but I just want to show you how vicious cats are.
Darksided with Rave music, so you may want to turn the volume down.
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought
the donkey put up a good fight!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post True
It was a mean battle
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe that's a real donkey!
Cute cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Click for exculpating canines from such behavior up front.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Fish Outta Water I made this!
A little lunchtime game for you! Control the fish in his running machine and jump, duck & kick obstacles to see how far you can get!

We were randomly assigned team members to take on programming, artist and sound responsibilities. The challenge was to then create a new game, from scratch, within 48 hours!

While I didn't make the game itself, I produced all the voiceovers AND music!
 (I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe nice work there
loving the music btw!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
I'm going to make the music available for download through that link when I get home from work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
the first boss thingy got stuck in the middle of the screen after a few jumps :( gave me a chance to enjoy the boss music though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You're supposed to jump on it!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post NSFW - 'cos of swears - iPhone 4 Vs HTC Evo NSFW
Funny 'cos it's true.
 (jingle_man, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT THE ONE WITH THE BIGGER GEEBEE'S
Yes I do!
 (Buccaneer, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty
Boy.
 (jingle_man, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
but a bit too long
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post yank trailer for sexy beat seems to be advertising completely different film NSFW
I like the way it implies don logan causes the boulder to nearly get him, and the way they leave the word "spunk" but cut the word bubble
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Weird shoes
The feet ones are freaking me out.
 (Jalf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love a pair of the
Pokemon wedges, or the stupidly spiky black ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it took some source from here:
ifshoescouldkill.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hell
yes i want transformer shoes
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post those cork ones rock

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they really are corkers

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post rubik's cube animation
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
I quite liked that
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything Zardoz should have been...
...but wasn't
 (Horrified Onlooker, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview frame looks like
Andross.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Do a barrel roll!

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *Barrel rolls*
*Deflects lasers*

I guess I should be thankful.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hhhhhmmmm..
Watching this, I can't get it out of my head that all rubik's products are shit. V-cube FTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post The single greatest letter of complaint to a car rental company, ever I made this!
"See that battered old roller skate? The one with only three wheels someone's just pulled out of a swamp? That's your car, that is. A car constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead."



1. Hire a car

2. Discover that it is, in fact, constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead

3. Ask for your money back

4. Ask for your money back again

5. Resort to sarcasm, LOLs and TEH INTARNETS with references to: Alexei Sayle, Back to the Future, History Today, Jeremy Clarkson, Adolf Hitler, the Incredible Hulk and ...err... Cheryl Cole.

"I bet you've never driven any car, knuckles white against the steering wheel, screaming "AAAAARGH! NO BRAKES!" at a red-faced, uncomprehending cyclist sweating like a transvestite in Marks and Spencer.

6. Post letter. Wait for reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you can report them to the trade standards
www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/

and if you're feeling strongly in the right try and get a charge back on your credit card.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still early doors for that kind of thing
But yes, that's all lined up and ready to go

TEH LULZ first
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough
being silly is always good.

Here's 2 useful links.

1) How to do a EECB (Executive Email Carpt Bomb) consumerist.com/2007/05/how-to-launch-an-executive-email-carpet-bomb.html Make sure your emails get to the top of the company food chain.

consumerist.com/2010/07/six-ways-car-rental-companies-can-get-tricky.html It's about US rental agency's but some might help you get in the mind of the UK ones.

*edit ( .blogspot is blocked at work so I can't see the post so I don't know who you've emailed)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's directed at the MD
Here is is on Google Docs
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll stop trying to help now
You've obviously on top of it all.

Good luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I can't wait to see their reply :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "On pills foer me neeeerves!"
I'm gonna start putting that in my complaint letters... god bless Bobby Chariot

and you
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
top letter, but legally, you should have stopped driving the car immediately on realising it had faulty brakes, but good luck with it all the same!
.
Just keep the pressure on - you will get your money back eventually, especially if you start adding reasonable charges for your time, effort and out-of-pocket expenses in dealing with the problem (i.e. postage and stationery costs)
.
also - don't wait to write to Trading Standards and your credit card company, do it anyway and CC the car company in. Your credit card company is ultimately liable as you actually purchased the service from them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
Newman & Baddiel's "History Today"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh
I have one of these that I sent to Barclaycard.
I'm betting I'm not the only one either. Perhaps there should be a QOTW based on shitty* sarcastic letters to faceless corporations (or is that too much like "Sticking It To The Man"?

*sorry, I meant shitty as in being shitty, not as in quality. Cos this is a VERY fine letter! Kerlick!
 (I helped save b3ta! MademoiselleDave is drunk and on the internet again on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "The single greatest letter of complaint to a car rental company, ever. I made this! "
It's nice to see you don't blow your own trumpet or anything ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody else will
Not even the wife ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post fnar fnar!

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It got you from A to B didn't it?

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Bionic Cat

Hope this isn't GC. Oscar, the cat, gets two new feet. Made me well up a little.

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a lovely cat too
I watched this on BBC iplayer the other day, the vet who performs the surgeries is a top bloke, and Oscar was so sweet.
The programme was enough to make me (grudgingly) appreciate why I paid my licence fee this year!
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for sure!
That's the top of my priority list when it comes to the license fee, "more deformed cats receiving artificial limbs".

Gotta love the BBC!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like a happy pill?

(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No I much happier now I've just seen that video thanks
*glee*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reasonably sure this has been around the internet 3 or 4 times now.
I hereby dub it SK rather than GC though due to it containing a cute cat, and general heartwarmingness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this stroy but not looked into it past the surface.
As far as I could tel lthe cat has recieved prothetic feet. How's that bionic? Are the feet linked into the cats nervous system in any way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No, but
the metal posts the feet are bolted to have actually been accepted by the cat's immune system as normal bone. Skin and marrow are starting to grow around (and in) it.
From a medical standpoint this is an astounding breakthrough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, thanks to the BBC and the license payer
they crafted special bio feet, similar to those of Robocop. They fire lazer beams and can launch the cat up to 540ft in a single bound.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Bionic cat' sounds better than 'cat with prosthetic feet'

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post we have the technology

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post but we don't wanna spend too much....

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems to be fifty-year-old dental technology.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_implant
 (I helped save b3ta! Lemmy Caution Everybody relax - Caution is here., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome work
Awesome kitty.

Shame about the stupid speech balloons some retard felt abliged to add, but that's Youtube for you :/
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile... in Soviet Union...
Soviet Vet - Ve ar ver sorry mista cat... ve have not monies nor purmishun frum british man vet to let yu hav de specul feets.

Soviet Cat - *holding remaining front paw to sky* I vil take vat iz owed to me!!

(cue nemesis cat)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post You think Dr Who's implausible? What about WW2?!
A funny article that acknowledges the implausibilities and deus ex machinae of Dr Who - then contrasts with the so called 'documentaries' on the History Channel to great effect.
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I tired to read it, but.....
when I do I just picture it being read by some gormless, leather jacket clad, goatee bearded, role-playing geek know it all who sounds like Mr Bean.

Because that's how he's written it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a link post Stevie can play the shit outta anything
ronseal (apparently it was posted in sept09 and jan 10... still its fucking great so i'm posting it again)
(Swany o¿o, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:56, Reply)

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