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Visit Ellesmere Port - You know you want to

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
awaits every reply to say:

"Don't you mean "insert name of your town" ?"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Are they naming names these days? Goodness.
Whatever will they think of next?
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Don't you mean Luton?

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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Life can be confusing at times......so just take advice from this fella
....and appreciate the Zen of H20.....

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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm not a capybara
and I like doing that too
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Gotta love capybaras
He looks like he's thoroughly relaxed
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Capybara's seem to have a simple life
: )
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Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Carybaras...
...look a lot like Timothy Spall...
(Megamoss, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)

"Don't you want me Deirdre?"- (Human League parody)
Performed by Keith Law.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Hi Res images of the table of elemants

Pretty AND educational, enjoy!
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

eee that's grand.
Nice images and good info on each element. Nice find.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

i dunno
it seems like it was translated to english from another language. lots of incomprehensible sentences. Especially in the Lanthanoid description
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

just you understand english not good

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

They really don't like nuclear power.

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Wow at the bismuth crystals!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

bismuth is the shizz

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

OK CHAPS, TIN FOIL HATS AT THE READY NSFW
*nsfw due to the odd sweary bits*

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Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Nice cabinet

(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I was thinking the same thing : D

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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

ah, you tube.
Giving the mentally ill a voice.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Wow
is she still on the loose? I remember her from some previous videos she made about some sort of imminent danger.. something about new order soldiers trained to create chaos in the states and put the whole USA under martial law.

More scared for her than scared of what she says.
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

what have you been doing with happy toast?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

So many

really *wrong* replies I could give to that....

Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Sophy. I made this!
Sophy is 40 tomorrow so I made her this.

^{MOAR HEAR}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

40 is the new 30.
Thats why i feel 28.
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JamTallons, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

This makes me roughly 23.
So I endorse this method.
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

This makes me approximately
not liable for statutory rape.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

That
makes me 33 today. Yay
(Begbie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Wonderful!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I like this a lot :)
Therefore I pressed *click*
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Excellent stuff
*clicks accordingly*
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

A new Dance Craze that could catch on
"Yuyuyuyuyuhuhui!"

*I just about lasted to the end*

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Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Words can't discribe how awesome this is
(v11cu96, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

some one chuffed she's married her son off :)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

needs a donk on it

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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Roughly translated it means "Piss on my tits"
FACT!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

would you though?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

would

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follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

donk it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLtyYQF5-C0
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

In which a blind busker, who dressed as a Viking, demonstrates counting to nine.
Yep, it's Moondog. My favourite Moondog is still this, though.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I love Moondog
The album Bird's Lament is on is all brilliant. In fact, pretty much everything he's done is brilliant.
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Polar Bear's Disco Party
I sort of felt sorry for the Hare, but then I thought 'Fuck him, the evil little cocksucker'.

Go Furtive!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Okay, I need to stop listening to that on loop before I die
of cute.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

thats lully

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I have man flu and this might be the best thing for it
*click*
(Jazzspasm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Bristol stays classy
Couple get married and follow tradition by heading to KFC for the reception. The brides parents went to Mc Donalds for their wedding recpetion twenty years ago.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

aah leave them alone.
ive been to plenty of 'classy' wedding receptions where the foods been worse than kfc.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

As money tightens
one should eliminate ceremonial trappings as in weddings and burying of the dead.
(sandcracker is eh, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

When myself and Mrs.Oat were looking for a place to get married we checked out the official list of approved places for civil ceremonies. Pizza Hut in Dundee was on the list. They don't seem to be on anymore, though. Must have been a one-off for a pair of Jam-town romantics.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I saw this on the news at the weekend
and thought "Good Luck to em"

My wedding went to about £40 a head, so we had to cut numbers.

Doing this means they'll have more people at their wedding, for a fiver a head, and to be honest smoked salmon is nice but a hot, greasy KFC tastes so much better.

At the end of the day, it's easy to sneer at people who've got less than money and you, and a wedding is suppossed to be about what YOU want to do, not what 'soxciety' tells you you should do.
Why get into mountains of debt just so people can have a three course meal because "that's what you do at weddings"?

sorry, I'll shut up now
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)

^this

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

do you really think the only alternative
to an expensive 3 course meal is fast food?

this aint about the money its about people who would choose to celebrate thier wedding in a KFC... the same people whose children will have asbos. FACT.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Personally, I'd have gone to Wimpy - there's a wider choice of menu and you really can't beat a knickerbockerglory, if they still do them.

I'm serious, by the way. We could have got twice as many people to our reception if we'd done Wimpy and it'd be hilarious to see everyone in full evening wear piling into one of their diners.
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

shut up all of you that think this is "sweet or charming"
your opinions would change if this couple moved in next door to you...

anybody having thier reception in a fast food restuarant should be added to a list...im not going to say what happens to those people on that list... but im just saying... its a good thing to have.

chav scum...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Dan Bull - Bored of the Brit Awards I made this!
With the all-so-important Brit Awards around the corner, I thought I'd post this.

Dan Bull does not want the Wanted, only heard of Jessie J yesterday and is diammetrically opposed to Cheryl Cole. Infact he's just bored by the Brit Awards.
--
Written and performed by Dan Bull (B3tan Housewife)
Animation by me.
Forced into a cupboard to make an offspring by the beeb.

Enjoy! x

(woahbot WHOA!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

U iz well old grandad
I agree with pretty much all of this.
I wonder how many of the "acts" will be "live"?
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

WHOA DIVISION!
Excellent work. And while I agree with the sentiments, I'll still end up watching the fucking thing.
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Each year
I hope that the KLF will return with their machine gun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CDButf0go8

Each year I hope it won't have blanks in it this time.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I really like the lyrics here:
Deerrp derp doooo. Shooobiidoooo. Wooobboooboooo.
(woahbot WHOA!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

i want to watch this!!!
but i'm on a shitty work pc with no videoness. later later later later.
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tickle I was away, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Marraige proposal fail

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:51, Reply)

in a shopping center/mall ?
Also........gawpers.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:56, Reply)

my name's Karen
you dick!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:01, Reply)

seriously, what did he expect?
Was he trying to embarrass a 'yes' out of her?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

What the hell? Poor him for thinking that was a good idea, and poor her for being subjected to it.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

She had a lucky escape
She did the right thing. I mean, did you hear how bad his singing was? A lifetime married to an off key vocalist? Urgh, hellish.
(DaemonNinja, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

He's never going to be able to play Dead Rising again after this.

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Monty Propps, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

or set a new high score

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

makes me wanna sing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y55wvdcCJfk
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I call shenanigans on that
Why didn't the camera follow her out of the mall?
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krang, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

yeah this is just too good to be true...
im with you... i think its an acting project or some sort of thing.... who asks a girl to marry them on valentines day? how fucking corny is that.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

lol, Poor bastard....he proper set himself up for it though.
(v11cu96, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

What the hell?
Seriously. A shopping mall food court? You might as well propose in the frozen food aisle in Tesco.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Fake?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Squirm
real or not that was an ordeal. Silly boy.
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Funtime shabba, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

SMOGA I made this!
Here's a short vid I finished last month. Wanting it to feel like it could've been found on a dusty charity shop VHS shelf, it spiraled into deep madness somewhere along the way!

"Everyone knows yoga is good for you. Everyone knows smoking is good for you. But do you know how to get the most of out of both these lifestyle choices?... SMOGA!"

(EnDee, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:29, Reply)

Haha, I collect rips of old shite like this and therefore love it :)

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Monty Propps, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Hahaha!
(Oops, clicked the wrong reply/like button! 'Pologies Endee, Mr Propps)

This deserves many more comments for its excellence!

Also, any chance of making a genuine instructional for the Beerga one? I, er, "have friends*" that would consider that the best exercise routine ever!

*Def not me.**

**Might be me.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

heh
Smoga!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Gary Numans "Are Friends Electric" instrumental cover. I made this!
Following hot on the heels of "Cars" and M.E. I give you my version of "Are Friends Electric" Like the others this is a work in progress but nearly finished.
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:10, Reply)

Back to The Future NSFW
It's the "recreate old photos as you are now" thing, but done much more professionally than I've seen before.

NSFW for one pair of breasts.
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Zuowan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:07, Reply)

wow
those are fantastic, do you reckon a bit of photoshop was involved, because rooms get decorated/changed etc.
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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:11, Reply)

I don't think photoshop - I think "finding similar wallpaper" etc.

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Zuowan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:21, Reply)

a lot of stuff has been recreated but
the obvious photoshoppery would be the exposures at least. Still great tho! :D
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 3:35, Reply)

Yes, quite impressed by the recreation of old film stock,
would love to know how they did it.
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Zuowan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 3:45, Reply)

alien skin exposure
is quite good at doing it
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 5:46, Reply)

There are a bunch of plugin filters
that'll do it for you.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

They are sooo good.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:17, Reply)

I think.....
The ones in front of the original backgrounds are much more interesting for some reason. maybe because they look harder to recreate. The ones with plain backgrounds or a simple curtain is just 'oh look, they look a little bit different'.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:41, Reply)

This is all the shades of awesome.
Cheers.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Great link, cheers

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Nice
The bath pic made me laugh, was that one shopped or did they have areally big bath somewhere?
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Great :)
And theres a lady with her tatty bojangles out!
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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

i think i will start a
chebs over the ages montage in a similar vein, I mean vane...
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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

This is great :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

a really good set

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Reminds me of this:
www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 4:51, Reply)

Dawwww.....Kitty Motel gets a new outdoor cattery!
All the special needs cats now have an outdoor place to feel the sun on their fur. How LOVELY that they have people to love them.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:57, Reply)

when people do this kind of thing
I love them
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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Church is one hellva drug

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Darklord, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:06, Reply)

Sign me up, Jeebus!
Looks fun! (I jest of course)
(Leemondus, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:22, Reply)

Bloody Freaks.....
Who let them near the laughing gas?
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 5:09, Reply)

Are they retards looking for a miracle?

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:52, Reply)

lady at 2:04
exact imitation of a girl I went out with at the height of sexual ecstacy
(Jazzspasm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Wonkey Donkey
I saw Ant and Dec in panto when I was a kid with my family. Me and my cousin shouted "Wonkey Donkey" throughout. We thought it was funny, they probably thought we were twats. Anyway, this clip has had me in stitches after a shitey day so I thought I'd share.

(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)

GOPHER CHAUFFER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i still have an original Gordon the gopher puppet which still squeeks,
my names gordon that's why i still have it lol.
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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:53, Reply)

Its a bleurgh, bleurgh. Bleurgh Bleurgh!
Cracks me up. I think I still have my Gordon the gopher too, although I'm inclined to think it was a hand me down at the time.
(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

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