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This is a link post The Cucumbers Are Innocent I made this!
Was ist Cos?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad seeds gone bad !

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post Share your Google Doodle Music! Now! I made this!
1.) dont take my version serious. I never learned to play an instrument
2.) Download www.camstudio.org/ (e.g.) for recording
3.) upload and post it! :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice touch !

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
also Imperial March (not mine).
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess this melody...
type in following: P UIO IUY YIP OIU IO P IYY
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post I'd chuck'em a quid
Daaaaawwwwwwwww, look at the little dj :0)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post creepy.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Summat different innit.
Makes a change from jugglers and statues.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post heard that
one of those statue guys nearly murdered another one? Some sort of altercation on the South Bank. Centurion vs. cowboy i think.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!
Creepy, clever, funny, all at once, loved it!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Chimp urinating is 'scientifically interesting'
Tesco Value Wood Sealant
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post very informative
ta for posting
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You do realise that the video was made by a company that makes software for tracking cookies?
Websites will STILL be able to have an option in a user's user preferences asking if they want to allow cookies.

boo f'kin hoo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I won't be taking advice on anything from someone who says "annuva"
The spasticated tongue idiot
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post woah
That is some umbongotime level stuff, unless you're just kidding. Is there some difference between this and the bigot-y stuff that b3ta users usually get riled up about that I'm not seeing?

I don't mean to start an argument, but that kind of sentiment usually isn't accepted here from what I can tell.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.... Umbongotime is an objectictionable MASSIVE RACIST
This was a light-hearted comment on irritating vernacular. I really can't see the comparison. Mind I am very tired.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop agreeing with me.
I'm getting aroused scared.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like
that link with the crystal maze pigeons. HAPPY NOW?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much so.
*bums*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *winces*
God, you are so BIG!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you call someone an idiot because of the dialect they speak or the accent they have, that is a pretty canonical example of bigotry. Saying he's stupid because of his views or something else is generally a defensible thing to do, but making derogatory statement because of an accent like saying "I would not trust the opinion of a stupid Jew" or "what a gay idiot", which people generally don't like here.

Surely there are people who use b3ta and who speak like this guy.

I don't know how calling someone an idiot is lighthearted anyway...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Are you mental?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse still he opened with
"ok, so..."



Cunt.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Whiney marketing shite bag

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post false tits??
edit: lol wrong thread :P
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post Can you spot what else the fetishists may have noticed? NSFW
Hint: Study the photo

Answer: Isn't that her nipple??
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly sure I've cottoned on to your thinking....
but I am actually amazed that a charity for 'limb deficiency' is called REACH? I know that they want to make a point but that seems more like taking the piss.

And: "When I was young I'd always keep my stump in my pocket."
Didn't we all, my love, didn't we all.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I thought it was going to be.
fnar.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post no?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nada...

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post unless the image has changed....
..I have no idea why.. and why the NSFW???
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah c'mon
give us a hand

/taxi for McMookMac
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm stumped!
etc
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fret
it's all a bit of armless fun
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're on your own here

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it that she likes to wear red or bright pink underwear?
Or the fact that she appears to have a glass coffee table.....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post what is it we aren't seeing?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




...no I don't see it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post if the original pic was the one with lemons in it..
.. I may see what you have seen..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This one?
3.bp.blogspot.com/_YErqHUQ1H14/SnbcSQm9YTI/AAAAAAAAAEA/qFsAhSgwI1k/s1600-h/lemons.jpg
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She has a bellend for a hand

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post she's one of those lemon stealing whores!
is this some kind of fetish collision?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Stealing them for a lemon party.
No less.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post false tits??

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're right that there's something odd here
but I can't put my finger on it...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pearl necklace?
possibly
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post could be saucy undies hanging on the line
Difficult to tell though...could just be net curtains
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "When I was young I'd always keep my stump in my pocket."
faps
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Half a boob?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ill just drop this here: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000215072459
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Alexander Michael Graham has an extraordinarily amusing job title.
Apparently he does for the Order of the British Empire what his more famous counterpart of another colour does for the Order of the Garter, when he's not sarjeant-at-armsing in the House of Lords.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Aren't all of us men certified to have that job title?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Cows produce human breast milk
eeww
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good
Now we can drink milk that is actually meant for our metabolisms, rather than for a ruminant.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not wierd enough.
Now, show me a cow with a pair of human boobs. THAT'S wierd.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And also strangely-alluring
Mmmmm....come here Daisy, and let me suckle upon your soft, yielding teat.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My doggee produce tasty milk
when I pull his single udder up and down
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaa
*shudders
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the chocolate milk from his tail-pump.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's where I keep my wink-wonk warm.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I never really got why human breast milk is more gross than
COW breast milk.

And as much as I love it, cheese is just the nipple secretions of a cow that have been deliberately soured and left to go off for a while.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is also the end of all of us...
By splicing human DNA into cows, we're simply narrowing the gap for bovine disease to mutate and infect humans... just saying... I'm not much of a fan of the idea of catching a case of Mad Cow.

Edit: I can't spell...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's... not really how viruses work.
Anyhoo you can already get a case of Mad Cow... see our unspellable friends Creutzfeldt and Jakob
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't splice our immune system in.
Don't panic.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to Radio 4 this morning (don't laugh)
Interestingly, it seems that cows first caught TB from humans.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans gave leprosy to armadilloes...
...who are now reinfecting humans.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The circle of life rolls on...
...grinding all beneath it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Seemingly unpeterbed by any ethical concerns"
What fucking 'ethical' concerns? The milk is better for humans. This isn't like the pigs in Revelation Space who are near human sentience and treated like animals, they're just fucking cows.

Fuck off Sky.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another awesome review from the lads at Rajah
When you consider they were reviewing a 2001 Aussie wrestling show, managing to get Nazis, titticaca and blubbercunts into the first few paragraphs is always a good start.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Instructional Videos
From the 1940s onwards....

Hours of fun to be had. I've just been watching 'Snap Out of It' all about the importance of emotional balance.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure Comedy Gold.
I seriously hope there's one there about nuclear bombs!

Edit: Yes! www.archive.org/details/StaySafe1960

Thank you for posting this link.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post THESE ARE THE FACTS!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post try some of these
Public Information films - www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating!
Jimmy Saville and Charlie the cat.
Good times. :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post these are fantastic!
www.archive.org/details/Beginnin1951

Andy has some tadpoles and a special present to show his friend!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The first 2.30 of this one is hilarious
www.archive.org/details/WhatAbou1955
Juvenile delinquents.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post Megan Fox Sex Tape. NSFW

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thats not the type of cunt I was expecting

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There had better be Megans clunge in this video.....
www.anthonynolan.org/What-you-can-do/save-a-life/Online-application.aspx
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post was I just tricked?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No can do
Would love to help but I've received blood during surgery so I 'm no good to them, also I spend a lot of time in countries with a malaria risk.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Without the Malaria risk bit. I used to donate blood fairly regularly (I'm still massively in debt to the blood service on that front) but they changed the rules and I'm no longer allowed to.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least now I know what the video is about
I didn't watch it as I have no desire to see Megan Fox (who?) with her bits out.
And I'm no good to them either - had chemo donkey's years ago but it rules me out for life.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i've been really close to doing it before
but this kind of convinced me to sign-up. when i last gave blood they were asking people to sign up, the way they discribed the process is making my arms feel like they are made of jelly just thinking about it, but i'm putting my faith in mr brooker here in thinking, it's probably not so bad.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh wow only a 20 percent chance of a general anesthetic and bone hacking?... I think i'll take my chances with my marrow in my bones.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post How about we set up a separate list
One where everyone on it promises to sign up to the aforementioned one, upon the presentation of a Megan Fox sex video?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this. definitely this.

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This is a link post Dubsteppin

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst then
Tiesto
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post bit harsh

(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post Macgyver Intro - The cat version
ronseal

edit: the site is in Finnish, but all SFW...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched the Fall Guy the other day..
I used to love that old programme more than Macgyver ;-)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is...
...brilliant.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Always thought Macgyver was a pussy.....
yeah, I went there!! There's no joke so low I wont go there.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post You've probably seen this, but for those who havent
Interactive Google logo! I love it when they make these, it's possible to play it like a guitar with your mouse, or click on the keyboard icon and you can use your keys to play the notes. Jolly Japes!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Down the page sir :)

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
bugger
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No he isn't.
He's Chris Eubank.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post buth I do lithke teh buggery
because I am teh gentleman boxther
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Putting the 'gun' in McGuigan since 1982...

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been posted about five time already :)
But still, since you did it again, here's my contribution:

P-I-Y-T-TTYIUIO (repeat ad nauseum)


I call it "purple link"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post bits of it sound like dueling banjos song..

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post uiouiyuty

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post took me a while to figure out what you were saying there ;-) but you are right ;-)
there's a cord bit too. Strum the bottom left 4 strings 3 times, then the top left 2 once then the bottom left 4 once..

kind of :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a link post Prince Phillip and his gaffes
Daily Fail (via the proxy)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's sexist, racist or xenophobic
I think he's just bored to tears and wants to inject some fun into thing, regardless of how misguided he might be in his quest. Bravo, Phillip!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thing can only give handjobs,
there is nowhere to penetrate.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's a diamond.
Shall miss him when he's gone!


‘There’s a lot of your family in tonight.’ After noticing business leader Atul Patel’s name badge during a Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians in 2009.


Edit: so what's this proxy daily fail thingy all about then?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post some of this stuff is hilarious
I used to think of him as a little bit of a cunt. but now i realise he's just a good troll.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post Newsreader tells it like it is NSFW
NSFW for a little swear. But its the visible change in her facial expression that makes me laugh most.
Preview says no.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post She said a rude word.
*titters*

click.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
you said tit.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh, so I did!
*giggles like child*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Childish giggles are the best giggles :)

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post sweetest baby ever, belgian burger advert
bonkers belgian burger business
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post best ad ever.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
so that's what happened to Maddie.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*
b3ta.com/links/625897
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Omid Djalili is looking well

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!
He's been in the gym.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet when he walks into the gym...
at first he pretends to have a thick iranian accent, only to start speaking in middle class posh speak halfway through.

the cunt.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You like him, then?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post His act has developed recently.
Now he starts with a posh English accent and it all descends into him lobbing grenades into the audience before exposing a dynamite vest and blowing the place up.

"That old switcheroo?" we yawned.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lurking.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Orange Haired People
It's an advert for Stimorol gum. But it's got gingers in it. And at b3ta towers, we like the ginger, don't we?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the Viking invasion, all over again.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post EYE-GOUGINGLY AWESOME VIDEO OF THE SHUTTLE AND ISS
Ahem... Apparently I undersold the pics when I posted them a couple of days ago. The video doesn't do much more than the pics really, apart from give a decent impression of the speed the whole lump is rattling along at.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
But...

It's a fucking SPACESHIP and a fucking SPACESTATION. Smile. You know you love it.

I bet this reply gets more clicks and replies than your OP.
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
I just found a face. 1:12
Any Idea who this is?
Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I found another one too!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw that one too, but it's more of a skull with a whale's jawbone.
Or something.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.
It's that alien mutant from Alien Resurrection...no, not Ron Perlman...you know the one.
www.ugo.com/therush/images/articles/alien-resurrection-1997---the-newborn-310/main.jpg
Or it's just this thing.
www.123posters.com/images/g-screammask1d.jpg
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it might be Sidney Cooke
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRRw1ERj2Gc
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post One question
Where are they filming this from? (sorry for the preposition at the end of a sentence there)...
Is there more than one shuttle up there?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A Soyuz module left while Endeavour was docked.
This is the first time there've been two craft up there at once, though, so the first time it's been possible to photograph one from another.

(It's hard to tell the distance here - I guess a few hundred metres, maybe?)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, interesting. Thanks for that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You can remove the tin foil hat, now.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

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