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This is a link post For sexy wednesday - The end result of all these posts... NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post For Sexy Wednesday NSFW
a very sexy song by Klang.
(Leemondus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Klarnk?
It doesnt look like him.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Helarious
How have I only just seen this!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It can't be Sexy Wednesday without this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWHZxXuJFzw
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Parkour flips
Fantastic skills

a zillion views but is it GC?
Is it?
(Jalf, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I see the Olympic flag and wonder how long before Parkour type events
are at the Olympics in a gymnastic arena. They'd need a skatepark kind of set up probably, so maybe it will go to the X Games first.

Further to the post below with odd noises in Kiev, would it be wrong of me to add films where the sound equipment is in shot to this? ;)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unexplained_booms
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaah.
I can see the gymnastic floor events taking on board some of this stuff; but while those floor events are there, I can't see that stuff like this'd be incorporated in its own right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:10 fuck, it's superman

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Easily the highlight of that montage. I can't do any of these things, and they're impressive, but I find teenage, barely legal nubile girls in lycra much more watchable (last second brain edit)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! Some of that was flippin' amazing!
Makes me wish I wasn't a tubby rollup smoker with a fondness for the pies.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of the ground moves strike me as being based on Capoeira?
Not saying they are, just looks like it may have had its roots in capo and may have evolved into this? Anyone know? Anyone care?
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post FLIPPIN HECK!
Some of that was amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post Did someone say sexy Wednesday?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing i find sexier
than an rejected embed request
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post God
me and you should so hook up sometime
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nipplehatarsefucksocks!
You could always click the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not going to happen :)

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post The Final Zone - It’s Cold Outside I made this!
When they said science fiction was becoming fact, I'm not sure this comic is what they had in mind.

One for the British sci-fi fans.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Capitalist Cows
quite funny, enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi!
Welcome to the Internet!
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
It's a magical world of joy and wonder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy wednesday you say? this probably counts even though it'll likely destroy your sex drive for a good week.
I couldn't watch for more than 15 seconds. Is it as creepy as I think it is?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly just horrified facination
but, what (I presume) woman would want this? Surely those mentally derranged enough don't have the money and/or think they're an onion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never been lonely and wanted a mans voice coming from you crotch to reassure you?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to 9 seconds before I had to click away
from a mixture of horror, nausea, laughing and general amazement that someone thought that was a good idea
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Any of you also suspect Chuthulu is behind this?
Could it in fact be a lousy translation of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"?
Because, that would make any man go insane. But that is also true for Kelly Clarkson.
 (Fistshaker, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst thing is...
it sounds like Mel Gibson on the phone
 (thunderbolt, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just all kinds of wrong..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhaha!
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post Whiskey review

(NoToRiouS, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If Cartman was real...
...he'd be doing this. Chewweh. Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy Wednesday
Erotic Night at The Club
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Crabsticks
Crabsticks, who'd a thought I'd have Crabsticks
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post still such a joy to watch
possibly the best thing they did
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved that
Always wonderd though how R&M get away with doing foreign accents without being labelled racist. I mean I don't personally think it's racist at all but some people get all upset about Matt Lucas's Ting-Tong etc but I've never heard complaints about Reeves and Mortimer.
 (Leemondus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a fine line
LB just play to the stereotype - Vicky Pollard dresses like a chav, talks like a chav, behaves like a chav. That's the joke.

Vic and Bob use odd characters in odd situations, their specific ethnicity is not the joke and they aren't commenting on a specific people's background, Tony would have worked if he had been African or Russian.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pepol say to me is Mika Hakkinen from Hong Kong?
I say no, he is fram Fwinnland.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
Tony talks about Mika Hakkinen and going mad, had he been in Little Britain he would probably be running a chinese restaurant with Kung Fu and firework making lessons in the kitchen
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
Oh how I love thee Vic and Bob, was nice to see the Stotts on Shooting Stars this week, as well as a 'lil explosion. The Sinead O'Connor interview is my fave - "Have you seen Titanic? ... Its out now..... Its very sad at the end isn't it?... My mum cried when she saw the end..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
I wish they had made a full series of The Club. Some of the best stuff they ever did.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post The tripods are coming :-(
Strange noises in Kiev...
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Was expecting lots of garlic sauce to spew out the middle of Kiev
can anyone else smell chicken?
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can smell fish. But that's my pants, as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post probably find if they looked out of another window a tower crane was being used or something

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post oh here comes happy toast to piss on everyones chips again...
with his "reality", well i tell you what Toast, how about just once we can live in the cuddly world of illusion for just a few minutes.

but totally a crane.

:)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed!
Change your name to Grumpy Toast!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Run for the hills!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like some pretty cool atmospheric music

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Could be a new sort of Mistpouffer
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fuck
that's eery
 (Leemondus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post where the hell is that noise coming from
most creepy...
reminds me of this
youtu.be/hFyv6t3OS3c
weird instrument that someone posted here berfore..
 (Sherbs, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post In your face!

(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like a Teletubbie to me...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
I'll have that.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Team Meeting NSFW I made this!
Have a go. Let me know what you think.
(BonkRice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the bloke in pink have an arm transplant from Amy Winehouse?
The video was very nice.

EDIT: Reply to the comments you cunt.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was thinking along the lines of your edit.

Is this the first instance of a lurking spammer?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think so.
I wonder why go to all the effort of making a video, uploading it, posting it on here and then not enjoying the fun of interacting with people who can be bothered to write a reply.

Or maybe the arm transplant went wrong and they fell off so he can't type.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
i replied you winkle!
 (BonkRice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HooraY!
Enjoy yourself here!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
beg your pardons. those are birthmarks, not tattoos. thanks for the comment.
 (BonkRice, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A comment!!
Now go over to b3ta.com/talk/ and join in the fun. You will make lots of new friends.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes - they love to see new videos, so be sure to post it.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The do though, don't they?
Tell them /board sent you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha!
the 'Stubbo' manoeuvre
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stubbo
would never make a video like that though.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf did I just watch??
I think I've just turned to the gay side
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post After you with mind bleach thx

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post MONSTER TRUCKS! YEEHAA!
Predictable but keep your eye on the truck on the right.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Boddingtons...
There's a few of em, I'd frogotten about this un. Was meant to be for sexy wednesday, but what the hell

Edit: and the preview pic sort of gives it away
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that one.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember both of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have...
...cracked more than one out to that lass in my time
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post MASSIVE pain in the arse game
(20- arrgghh)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
what a MASSIVE pain in the arse :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to visit
any site that has the word 'addicting' in the URL.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably all for the good,
it's more addictive than crack on toast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy wednesday isnt happening then? Oh well - have this anyway.
Spluffing myself into a frenzy over this gorgeous thing, which is up for pre-order tomorrow:
www.sideshowtoy.com/?p=36145&utm_source=facebook_081611&utm_medium=social&utm_content=300107_JessicaRabbitPF&utm_campaign=prod-blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for the Woman in Black
very generic and in your face. Was hoping for a subtle chiller like the book/old tv version. Also, What's with the american accent on the annoying child narration?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I know nothing about TWIB I'm afraid
But I fear this will be undone by Radcliffe's "acting". Post Harry-Potter he can't be a star for long surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to see this at the theatre as a 15-year-old on a school trip
Whatever bravado and pessimism (how can the theatre possibly be scary) we displayed before we went in was well and truly scared out of us by the time we staggered back out. I wonder if the film will be scarier? Something tells me it won't be. Thanks for posting though, not seen this as a trailer in any cinema...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I picked up a copy of the original TV version a while ago
and found it's genuinely quite unnerving. Nice to see it remade
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post tv version is fantastic
the opening of this with the house and marsh got me excited, but the extra scary children and writing on the wall just seems too heavy handed
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on stage
there was only 3 actors, it was pretty mince. However this film looks slightly better.
 (bobmcbobbity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another insult generator
Which is so formal, that it feels like you're being complimented.

"You laugh at adverts in the places they want you to laugh"
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
these would have been better written down. He's not good at badly insulting people and I can't stop thinking about the fact he has 3 christian names. 3!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst he can't quite pull off some of the insults verbally
They are fantastic all the same.

"You are as likeable as Paul McCartney would be, if he hadn't been in The Beatles."
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt they are good
I was merely suggesting they would be more impactful if written down I just didn't like his delivery is all. To be fair, I am a twat so I'm probably wrong in the eyes of the majority...
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Roberts is his last name
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I misread his last name as Robert
I hang my head in shame at misreading it :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Most aren't up to much...
...but I did like:

"In a distopian vision of the future, you would remain exactly the same".
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This one was a bit wierd:
'You are a fucking twat'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that just made me laugh
Send it to him as a suggestion.

Be quite clear it's a suggestion.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :-) LOL

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
twitter.com/jlukeroberts
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Psychobird. Talking Heads vs The Golden Filter. NSFW
A stupendous mashup by Phil RetroSpector.

Somewhat NSFW due to semi naked ladies in Pyscho scenarios.
(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Finding evidence of extra-terrestrial life on Earth, what are the odds?
Well, 20-1 according to Paddy Power. Seems a tad stingey.
 (Leemondus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What's with the piccie of lenticular clouds?
bizzare website
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea
probably because they look vaguely ufo-like. Vaguely.
 (Leemondus, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarre spellingz
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post psht
I knew it had a double something in it
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haven't those crazy Swedes seen "The Thing"?
waits for the "they're not Swedish, Mac, they're Norwegian..." quote
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Circular thing spotted at bottom of lake
Chances of Alien life increase by 50%....... Occam's razor innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

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