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This is a link post William Shatner - The Captains
BRACE FOR IMPACT!..and so forth.
Some nice stuff in this.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmark set to Stun!
He's been going on about this on Twatter for weeks!
Will watch at a later stardate.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
thanks for the post, I'll have to check this out
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be much better - without the annoying sickly music.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great
and I'll have some of whatever Avery Brooks has been smoking
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally found the time to catch this...
So what do we learn:

Bill can't say Picard any better than he can pronounce Takei but he seems to have a lot of respect for him as an actor and fellow captain.

Alternately he seems to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder over the new young Kirk.

At 40 minutes in we learn Avery Brooks can do a great impression of Mrs Doyle off of Father Ted, and his head never left space, WTF is he on, at 1:21 Bill just gives up trying to get a straight answer out of him that isn't in 'piano' anymore, but boy is he happy, haha!

At 52 minutes in we learn Patrick Stewart (it's a fucking T Bill!) has a broken marriage and a broken heart! :(

At 1 hour in, LONGEST QUESTION EVAR!!

But mainly the main thing Bill likes to talk and hear about is BILL, but at 1:33 he makes up for all of it with his little epiphany there.

Enjoyed it tho! Cheers for putting it up here! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great :)
who knew that Avery Brooks was actually crazier than William Shatner
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Childhood memories shattered.
"A Little Bit More" by Dr Hook.

One of the most beautiful and romantic songs of the 1970s.

As a lad at the youth club disco, I slow-danced with many young ladies to this song, followed by extended snogging sessions as a result.

I'd never seen the video before. Until today. Now I wish I hadn't.

At 0:45 I first thought "Hmmm, that's an odd way to greet someone..."

Then at 2:15 all became clear, then was confirmed without any doubt at 2:27...

I'm absolutely gutted...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You're bigoted against people with one-eye?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He's bigoted against hippies, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post From the description I expected it to be skull-fuck porn.
Who's disappointed now?!
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post and when your socket's had enough of me...

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And now I can't get the image out of my head...
Of a hippy ragging someone's eye socket whilst this song plays in the background.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post or
Judinging by the fuzzy blur in preview, I thought he was singing to a bear.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking gay slang into account, he pretty much did.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I've only run into the four-legged variety. I didn't try singing, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So the mystery of "Do Bears Like it when You Sing at Them" is left unsolved?
Interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, yes.
They do seem to like it when you say reassuring things and back away slowly, so there's that.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Which brings up a valid point.
If our food randomly started reassuring us it wouldn't stop us.

Bears must be very sensitive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post depends on the definition of food
For bears, food is whatever runs away. So it's more a problem of adhering to a rigid definition of terms.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post True...
We'll have to get the Mythbusters out on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Hippies in love!
Well, I thought it was funny!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post say
That's a fine, manly beard.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Innit tho!?
Suits her!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems very tongue in cheek to me or maybe that was for later on?
I don't see why you're upset nothing wrong other than it being hippy soft-rock or maybe hard-rock :D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye
Then it's fun and games you can't see
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:43, Reply)
This is a link post I made a tune I made this!
The back story is that I kept myself emotionally tucked away for nearly 8 years, fell in love last year and had my heart broken. Said heartbreaker completely cut off contact, blocked me on facebook and ignored all my emails. I get on with my life.

Fast forward 6 months to now, I post on FB that I'm off to Australia soon (Woop!) and she pops out the woodwork to send me a message. Not 'How are you, sorry it's been a while' or 'sorry about what happened'. Just a single solitary line:

"When are you leaving?"

Fuck her.
/rant over
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're having sex again then after one FB message?
;)

Have fun in Australia and don't think about her
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd tuck your emotions away for another 8 years
you are obviously inadequate...

Seriously though, have a great time in OZ and move on :)
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Listening to a lot of this and thinking about the future
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt-FKNINZBU

:-)
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
Change brings new awareness
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do it man! (talk to her that is)
An ex of mine tried that a while back; it's bad news mate. Hope you have/are having/had a good time down under :)

EDIT: Shit! Sorry, forgot to say. Liking your song quite a bit :) nice synth work there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said
she's obviously young and merely an attention seeker...
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way I got 6 responses
but no one actually clicked the link to listen to the tune!

lol

soundcloud.com/sonny_jim/when-are-you-leaving
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
Having been emotionally tucked away for about the same period, I didn't feel qualified to comment on your relationship status. However, I like this track. Upbeat, interesting samples, develops well. Good luck in OZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point
Nice tune :) Better use of soundcloud than all this hiccupping dubstep bollocks it gets used for!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, really I should be using this site instead
www.b3mused.com/memberprofile.php?username=Sonny_Jim

The only reason I don't use it as much as soundcloud is because I can't upload FLAC (yet).
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked and listened to your music

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you messaged her back? I'd also recommend not responding.

Edit: Oh, yeah sorry. Listening to your track now. It's alright, in my opinion I'd lose the intro, start with a shorter one.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Post her some shit in an envelope.
From Australia.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post roo shit

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe such a service exists already
www.mailpoop.com/
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I read your post whilst listening to
this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks for future sarcasm*

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I moved to australia 10 years ago
best thing i ever did. Try to ignore her, she is probably only contacting you now that she know she can use you without consequences (as you are leaving the country). She may not be pure evil. some people are just like that subconsiously.

it's great here. seriously it's really really really good.
unless you're not white. then it's a bit shitty.
Feel free to message me if you have any aussie questions.
I'm based in sydney.
Best tip i can give you (if you are back packing around) is choose sydney last, it will bleed you dry and you can't make money fast enough to continue travelling.
As SOON as you get here, if you are intending to do casual work, get your RSA (bar license) and your traffic management (Blue Card)
www.jobs4travellers.com.au/pages/RTA-BLUE-CARD-TRAFFIC-CONTROL-COURSES

Also IT jobs are almost none existent at the moment, but you would do well if you are good at small business server.

let me know if i can help any more (gaz me).
i shall listen to your tune now.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of old pirate radio
very evocative. P.s fuck her, please have a few more relationship fails and continue producing such acid house / trance stuff.
 (arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The glass of muddy water
We met again for the first time in years at the Reading music festival. Somehow we managed to share a tent - aside from some cuddling nothing happened, but I reckon if I'd pursued it afterwards, the flame could have been re-ignited. But I didn't.

Sediment at the bottom of glass, clear water on top. She comes along and shakes the glass, making what was clear and simple into a confusing mess. Time passes, the sediment falls to the bottom and things become clear once more.


PS - I also live in Australia now. I have a much better standard of living and job I love (that I couldn't even do in the UK).

PPS - www.b3ta.com/questions/flirting/post642774
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
This is a link post Phone Hacking The Game
just scroll down a bit. I scored zero :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I scored 15
When aiming at Cameron ...

(first post, so be nice! :) )
 (HonkingAntelope Just Googled It on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis hard
Seven at Murdoch Senior
Eight at Cameron

Feeling strangely better
Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hit Cameron 144 times
It's pretty damn easy to cheat at it....
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
Only got 94 hits on Brookswade though. I blame my mouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post BAH!
I was trying to lead my shots and correct for arcing!

Since when was a custard pie hitscan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post This 'promoted video' seems to be all over YouTube at the moment.
I can't help thinking that some good must come of this. At the moment, the best we can do is make silly comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *silly comments*
*pervs* I'D TAKE TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT OF THAT *pervs*
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wha?
What was that for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking stupid, everybody knows the best way to get your taxes back
is to start a riot and loot Lambrini.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is pretty low
All they're doing is riding the back of the Payment Protection Insurance reclaim that's going on, offering to file all the paperwork for you. By all accounts the paperwork involved is pretty minimal and by no means worth the £1750 (based on their figures) they're taking off you for doing it.

Then they're implying that one of the conditions of taking you on is to smear their advert across the internet.

No wonder people think lawyers are marginally below pond scum.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post Crash Test Dummies - Keep a Lid on Things
Here you go, b3ta. I thought you might want this.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.
But thanks for thinking of us.
 (SlantedScience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:39, Reply)
This is a link post gunfight stops mexican football match

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Send in Paul Gascoigne with some roast chicken! That would sort it.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoooot!

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post I'm all for a bit of trumpet.
And mushrooms, and ace old blokes. His version of The Swan had me in fits!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post he's only 35

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT NEWS!
I like a younger man. Do you think he is single? I bet he cooks a mean Mushroom omelette.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm telling Aardvark!
*runs off*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to get one of those things
goes all strained on the higher notes lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 4:01, Reply)
This is a link post Infinite OZ
Infinite OZ is an artistic collaboration that uses Flash to bring to life the world of the Sci-Fi miniseries event the Tin Man. Visitors are taken on a wonderful journey through the many visually stunning locales that make up the fabled emerald city that may make you want to get lost there forever.


 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it
reminds me of the zoomquilt from back in the day
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What is a miniseries event?
?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Six Sketches In Sixty Seconds I made this!
Me and a chum got drunk and made this.

I think the title is pretty much Ronald Sealington.

Hopefully might give you a little chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *chuckles*
Liked the folk song muchly, and the Victorian Parkour, and the Tarot.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yippee :)
Ta very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *hehe*
My favourite was the second sketch; parody of much-loved Sunday afternoon telly. Mainly because you could see what was coming from the beginning yet it just got funnier as it went on.
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post but
why use the claw?
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it would look slightly more bonkers.
Made it suprisingly difficult to perform the task though.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm particularly keen
on Victorian parkour :)
 (sillygoose, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That was originally going to be a two minute short effort on its own.
But then I thought, nah, just stick it in. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Victorian Parkour FTW

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
I hate parkour but Victorian parkour I highly approve of.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a link post Free Burton Snowboard
"Dear customer,
You have no idea about running a business. I hope you fall and break your neck."
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The name "David Thorne" has been
I have no idea if his stuff is fake and gay or real and hetero.

Also, tl:dr
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post has been what?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post posted on here a bajillion times
already.

Excellent mix of humour and cuntishness.
 (Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post All these hours later
I can't even remember
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Brassed Off vs. Inception
I liked it, not sure about the explosions.
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pete Postelthwaite is in a hospital bed
The meta is unbreadable
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Explosions, not so hot (as it were). But other than that, cracking :)
 (sillygoose, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Superb fight scene
The camera work is... unusual.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Superstar
Rajinikanth!
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I
especially like the bit where they do a sort of 'bullet time' but get it the wrong way round so that the hero is completely static while the baddies are still moving...
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post top notch
Autoglass did well out of that
 (Turbo Blackbeard And then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
"Do YOU have a chip, crack, or annoying Indian henchman in your windscreen?

Then maybe Autoglass can help?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I worked at Autoglass.
I could say I have a career in which I go up and down the country, filling a lot of cracks with my special fluid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
wa-hey!
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Workout tips NSFW
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a porn star.
www.susanaspears.org/ NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post First pic on the site is 'susan in a futuristic outfit'
Which consists of tape around her neck and nipples. Class.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, it claimed it was duct tape,
but it's clearly masking tape. I went flaccid as a cooked noodle when I noticed that.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fourth pic down
she appears to be using a large cheese grater to remove the calluses from her clunge
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Something is wrong with
the Russian number system
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Squats with a curling bar?
Back to the kitchen!
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Horse Parkour Fail
I feel bad for laughing but he looks ok!
(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty lols.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Lots of this!^

(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fixed it!
tubedubber.com/#5mHtxFuikDs:OXNugPSrymY:0:100:0:3:true
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
superhorse!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAhaaaaa
i've just watched that about 20 times in a row!
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No guilt. Lots of laughing.
*watches again...still funny....clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hate parkour
it deserved it.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate parkour and horses so I love this

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
A mule would never do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless it was secreting drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Athene's Theory of Everything
Edit: I posted it before actually watching the whole video so now I have conflicting views on it. I have read quite a few books recently on Quantum Physics and cell biology to have a firm belief that consciousness does not exist inside the brain, but is a product of consciousness. I recommend the book "the biology of belief".
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post consciousness ... is a product of consciousness.
?
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pseudoscience Alert!
Arooga, Arooga!
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Concering Question on BBC
I'm not sure if peados are mailing the BBC for health advice in large numbers but the sixth question in this article definitely worries me.
 (Vega31, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post especially when...
....you consider no.8 also
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well spotted Gunkyfibbon....
doesn't raise any suspicions does it?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Boy with tape on his face
Entertaining fringy thing
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ace
I heard him on Radio 3 on the Comedy Prom.
works a bit better in a visual medium....
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him a few months back at a festival
really good, but I think 30 mins of it was enough
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! magnum, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He's great
Seen him in NZ a few times, he's one funny bastard. Probably best NZ act right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I couldn't tell from his accent.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch his eyebrows, it's the real giveaway

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Enjoyed that a hell of a lot more than I thought I would. Great act.
 (I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That took a long time to warm up but the last half is genius.
genius I say.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post This has to have been posted....
.....?

GC - apologes.
(jingle_man, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No
And although it digging a dead horse meme deep, it's still very funny ('cos it's true)
click from me
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