
I was supposed to be reading with a nice cup of tea!
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:45, Reply)

80s hair and all, I think the 1958 original was better.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:04, Reply)

music performance, not quite on the level of the clips from musikladen that have been popular earlier
hoping this isn't GC, music isn't that bad...
marked NSFW only as explaining it might be difficult
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

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just love the contrast with 70's man and racial stereotype americans*
*apart from her /\ do you think her feet are warm in them there boots?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)

as for the americans, I'm guessing the casting director for a German music show might have had a bit of a challenge on his hands, to paraphrase an old public safety film:
are there many of you cherokee lads in Dusseldorf?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

So far, so meh.
I've been festivalling for decades, but I've never seen what appears at 13:02
(bbc iplayer link)
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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I saw a clip on the BBC site and it had that pair of cunts Chase and Status looking knowingly into the crowd as if somehow realising their music is shite but yet relieved none of their mouth breathing 'fans' have noticed.
Yeah, not my thing.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'll pass thanks, even if you do get to see big fat fatties crowd surfing...
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I've watched about 20 seconds of it, and shared my festival experience
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)

it's no small feat and it's nice that people were into the mission of it whatever their reason and no matter how insipid the music.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

they did the same at the BBC Hackney gig a couple of weeks ago. I'm guessing it's something to do with crowd control but might be wrong
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:45, Reply)

I'd rather just see the original and laugh naturally at how shit the products are.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)

ever thought that your cassetes could do with rewinding faster ? then the ronco speedwinder is for you.
dipspared at the amount of dust and fluff on your vynl collection? then you cant do with out the get the dust and fluff out of my record grooveomatic.
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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)

would be gaffataping your hands inside a pair of boxing gloves and supergluing your shorts on
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

my mate sold me his old one for £40 after my shitty cheap-as-chips non-smartphone sony ericsson gave up the ghost!
I bet you own an Android phone
you do... don't you? Admit it!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Haiku Songs! Easier to write. Right to the point.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)

And tbh, the horse should've shot him in the face with a shotgun, the lycra-wearing, bearded CUNT.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

They don't take to strangers, especially when there are young around.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Never again.
Is what I said.
Then I rode a horse a second time.
It was even worse than the first time.
Never again.
Is what I said.
Again.
This time I meant it.
I've never ridden a horse again.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:32, Reply)

you just deagostini'd me through the comments of the youtube. You truly are a bastard.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

but you're right, he could just be deformed.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

could be right and he'd been eating tinned food without opening the cans...I challenge you to a duel upon the moor in the morning to settle this. Choose your weapon, Sirrah!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I like my opponent to see my duelling scars upon my nips.
Thankyou, however, fluffybunnykiller.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:32, Reply)

thanks to tightlycraman and his cycling shorts of containment
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Why video games would suck if there was no Hitler!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Nice vid and it's convinced me to contine not bothering with computer games.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

And the entire premise is that he can't stop. So he needs to find a scientist to turn him off.
GET ON IT TV PEOPLE
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

"he hasn't got a steel collar on." Then I realised it's probably a gag on "Blue-collar man". A RICH FEAST OF WORDPLAY ABOUNDS IN THIS TELEVISUAL HIT IN THE MAKING.
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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)

and this a year after the first Terminator film. hmmmmm
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

what kind of contrivance is this 'space hopper' that you refer to?
is it some sort of device to make you look like a cuntard whist scarfing small people ?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

The Wife's out jogging tomorrow. I'll recommend she does this for the whole route.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

you know
got............ like you know
how shall i put this?
ahh i know
does she by any chance have jumperlumps that have shall we say a mind of there own, and if so where would be an advantageous place to observe this strange yet satisfying phenomenon
also poidh
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Sadly never made it past a pilot by the looks of it.
According to imdb, the familiar looking Charles Rocket "Acquired a certain notoriety for uttering the ultimate obscenity on live television during the final moments of the February 21, 1981, episode of Saturday Night Live."
Turns out the "ultimate obscenity" was fuck, not cunt
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)

80-year-old Josephine Lamberti from Los Angeles wants to collect 80,000 subscribers on Twitter - one thousand for each year of life. "I want to do it before I die" - she explains.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Have you no shame? That could be somebody's grandma!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Keeps creating fucking profiles. DESTROY HIM!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)

this one also appears to be a spamming cunt too
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92184
www.b3ta.com/links/8_of_the_Most_Unusual_Tunnels_in_the_World
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)

They build these sites with 1&1. You can report abuse here [email protected]. I suggest a mass pedo alert or something.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)

This video will be of particular interest to a certain b3ta person.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I suppose his intent was to be all raw, but it's a poor way to communicate.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I have been following this one for a while now and the chav accused of shooting this foreign student dead is now showing off in court trying to make out what a hard-man he is(nt). I wonder how those in the legal system (police/judges/solicitors/stenographers/etc) do their job day after day when many of the people they deal with are just like this person.
EDIT: I was originally wondering how many other people like him are wandering around the streets doing similarly awful things?
From the self-confessed killer: "I love prison. I get to watch Coronation Street. It's got a phat canteen.... Lock me up. Does this face look bothered?'
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I'm not sure he's the type of person who would respond well to being taught a lesson in any kind of penal system. All you can do is lock them up.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

So if you can wait a couple of weeks until its finished I'll tell you exactly what we think!
By the way we don't have stenographers any more, they all got made redundant and replaced with computers.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Heinous crime and unrepentant perpetrator. At least under the U.S. system, I am ethically bound to assure that all possible rights are asserted and all reasonable arguments are presented.
It took the court a while (which means I did my job), but after a few months, they affirmed his life sentence.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

"I can see no violation of his rights, neither can I see a reasonable argument in his defense."?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

It was not easy. I had to read reams of police, victim and medical testimony, which was sickening. But, as an officer of the court, you put those things aside and focus on assuring that under the law, all rights are defended.
Now, this is in no way to defend shyster lawyers who will say or do anything to get a client off. Ethics runs both ways.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Morals, pah!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)

A good example is The Firm. He was soo worried about not violating attorney-client privilege, but the Rules state that if you know your client is lying or testifying falsely, you must report it to the court.
Now, had the script been changed to: "It was the mob, they kill people, I'm a people, I don't want to be killed", I could have enjoyed it more.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

as it makes me so cross. Did you know judges in Britain have never used gavels? No? Neither do tv producers.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

They do in the states, but it's like every doctor wearing a stethoscope. Without them, they just couldn't be a doctor.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

when someone kills someone else in obvious calculated cold blood and still they deny murder.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

...to making use of people of this is context of environment. In a peaceful, civilised society they are a menace and a drain. In the context of minefield clearance however...
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)

( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

"The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader..."
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

off the top of the poops.
Awaits seeing it on Liveleak.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Even though it is over a year old, I bet that story has been the Falmouth Packet's most popular story ever since it was published.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

But on the way out the house you think to yourself " ooh don't forget tissues" ?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

soundcloud.com/morphtec/willy soundcloud.com/morphtec/willy
soundcloud.com/paolino-rimini/titty-t
soundcloud.com/emelinefougeray/fanny
soundcloud.com/haileyelise/sets/poo-1/
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Sweet Album, helping me through this LONG LONG LONG Monday....
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

visions of johanna makes me cry every time i hear it.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Was discussing this album today at work..nice timing! Ta. *click*
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

The tunnels are mostly human creations that commonly pass through the mountains and hills. But there are tunnels that have a very unusual purpose, appearance or location. This is a list of tunnels that you can not see often, because they are rare or unique. That is why, some of them have become very popular tourist attractions.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Looking out of a window on the side you'll just get a green blur.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

13? How the hell did they manage that?
Impressed.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

We could spend millions to employ a couple of hundred people for 10 years and find they haven't even broken ground.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)

reminded me of this:
www.entrances2hell.co.uk/
I'm glad it's still online.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

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( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Mainly for the confusion it provokes in Americans.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)

www.amazon.com/GiGi-Professional-Brazilian-Waxing-Kit/dp/B000CCSXFU
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

9 posts, 9 links, 3 to the same worldgeography shiteblog.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Some people don't like clicking reddit links so here's the list.
Just posting this as it may save some bods a few quid.
Day 1: Anomaly Warzone Earth, The Baconing, Cave Story+, EDGE, Lone Survivor.
Day 2: Botanicula, E.Y.E, Oil Rush, Splice, Universe Sandbox,
Day 3: Bit Trip Beat, Braid, Bunch of Heroes, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, Runespell Overture,
Day 4: A Valley Without Wind, Atom Zombie Smasher, Blocks that Matter, Sanctum, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP,
Day 5: Audio Surf, Gemini Rue, Greed Corp, Tiny Bang Story, Ys: The Oath in Felghana
Day 6: Awesome, Defcon, Space Chem, Ticket to Ride, Trauma
Day 7: Avadon, Dungeons of Dredmor, Qube, Vessel, Zombie Driver
Day 8: Demolition Inc, Hoard, Sol Exodus, Swords and Soldiers HD, Wings of Prey,
Day 9: Capsized, Jamestown, Revenge of the Titans, VVVVVV, Zeno Clash
Day 10: All Zombies Must Die, Beat Hazard, Bit trip Runner, Eufloria, Machinarium
Day 11: Hydrophobia, Orion: Dino Beatdown, Star Ruler, Waveform, World of Goo
Other confirmed bundles:
1C Collection Pack
Adam's Venture Complete Bundle Retail
Anno 2070 Pack
Batman Arkham Asylum, Batman Arkham City and Batman Gotham City Imposters Bundle
Bethesda Collection (BRINK, Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim, Hunted)
Bioshock Franchise Pack
BIT.TRIP.BEAT Bundle
BIT.TRIP.RUNNER Bundle
Carpe Fulger Bundle (Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale, Chantelise, Fortune Summoners)
Civilization Collection
Command and Conquer Franchise
Dawn of War Franchise Pack
Dead Island Complete
Duke Nukem Bundle
Foreign Legion Bundle
Kalypso Collection (Tropico, Jagged Alliance, Airline Tycoon, etc)
Majesty Franchise
Paradox Collection (Magicka + dlcs, Mount and Blade, etc)
Pendulo Adventure Pack
Railworks 3 - Summer Sale Collection
Red Orchestra Franchise Pack (ROW)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bundle
Saints Row: The Third Franchise Pack
Sniper Elite Franchise Pack
Square Hit Collection (Hitman, Tomb Raider, Just Cause 2, Deus Ex, Deus Ex Human Revolution, Quantum Conundrum, Thief)
Stardock Collection Pack
Strategy First Complete Pack
Sword of the Stars Franchise
THQ Collection (Dawn of War, Warhammer, Stalker, Nexuiz, Darksiders, Metro 2033, etc)
Total War: Shogun 2 Pack
Victoria Franchise
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Pack
Wings of Prey
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

However, there's quite a few games there that are excellent....
Blocks that Matter & Cave Story are *lovely*
(I even sampled Cave Story for a song I did).
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Got tonnes of cheapo deals bought but never played.
Those two I think I have, might give them a try now.
Thing is I can't fire up steam without giving Civ5 a "quick go" and that takes up my whole afternoon.
Wish Half life 1 was on there.
Not played that in ages but can't pay a non reduced price for that.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

But I'd be surprised if they weren't on sale as well.
Spacechem & Deus Ex Human Revolution are the standouts here.
Edit: Just checked the reddit link - these are just the bundles! All the single-game sales are yet to be known!
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

*rips off hoodie, does sexy dance*
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Almost shat myself laughing with this one
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

This is still my fave. Well, one of 'em- 30 rock is so good.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Although at first glance at the preview, it looked like Shatner in one of the Star Trek movies, so that's a start.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Congratulations: you've achieved the impossible & gone down in my estimation.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Unfunny, fat and violent keep him out of my top 10.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

but i'd kneel in front of him... if you now what i'm saying, am i right Tab...am i right?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucO7Ilc9zsg&feature=player_detailpage
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Featuring video effects from 1979 that would make Cyriak jealous.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

all mine are liquid...whats your secret?
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

And from Minneapolis. Just sayin'
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Someone is going to have to clean those bed sheets.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

it is often hard to find out who actually sang what. Certain modern girl groups spring to mind. My favourite story is the Rah Band. This guy put all the music together in his house, but couldn't afford a session singer.
So he nagged his reluctant wife into doing it. To both their surprise, they had chart success.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H49Je_Bb41M
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

That intergalactic operator is a real catty queen
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

and didn't even realise they were from the same song until now
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

my reference to you was totally tongue in cheek.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

of professional (hot) dancer versus a real "trier"....
A great song. Even if it is as camp as a Christmas in Brighton.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
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