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Wasn't your OnlineBanter pal from the other day a Scotsman?
Hmmmm..... www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18977194
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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yep, me bestest mate eva!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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He's the new big thing around here.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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norf laandan!!!!
not heard that remix before, I'm quite enjoying it.
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LP, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:44,
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woo!
just found the myspace page: www.myspace.com/mcpikeymcpikey
Pity they only did 3 tracks... come on rob, get the missus back on the mic - I smell a christmas number 1
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LP, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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Nice!
Plus a screenshot of Lady Sov... gotta be said she is a guilty crush.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:57,
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Ah, you may be out of luck there mate...
A lady friend of mine was working on her tour a few years back, Ms Sov was constantly hitting on her.
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Spongiforma squarepantsii discovered
This dates back to June 2011 so possibly GC but worth revisiting.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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mushroom eating 'researchers' watch spongebob.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:36,
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Like GTA? Like Portal?
Then this will stimulate and edify.
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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See, I'm more stimulated by the "high-velocity plasma grenades in GTA" aspect that you didn't mention...
... the way any bystander surviving the blast from one ends up flailing around on fire is indeed most edifying.
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EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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As the Mighty Tharg would have it:
I feared the result of too much anticipatory Thrill Power in one go.
But Fuck Yeah!
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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is this Attack of the Webcams?
I never trusted that fucker, staring at me all day on top of the monitor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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Atlas can fucking BOP
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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That I like.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:10,
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A Salt Rifle, for shooting flies/bugs etc.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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Does it shoot veet?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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veet?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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Can you install propellers on it?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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You mean "RIS"
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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glasscock
shame on you.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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the post page didn't say this youtube link was posted before :p
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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can you cook with it?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:27,
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On the blackboard behind him it says "cock gun"
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magnum, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:03,
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Hmm...
It's all fun and games until someone goes into a cinema and puts salt in everyone's eyes.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:12,
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Ouch!
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i want to see the cock gun
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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An absolute shit-ton of foam packing things.
So many uses!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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"They look like blue wotsits."
I love the internet
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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"Offer them to children from your Ford Fiesta"
Quick, someone let /talk know
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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I don't need an absolute shit-ton of them.
Do you think he'd split it down to a couple of metric fuckloads?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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i like the delivery options.
if i had an unlimited budget i would have him send them to a random stranger, one at a time.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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a random stranger David Cameron
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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them a million dog turds
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tickle I was away, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:39,
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I reported it to eBay
That´s an imperial shit ton, not a metric shit ton.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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Looks like Pissflaps career as a male model is going well
Also site is a grammatical knightmare (yes I referenced the 80's gameshow)
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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...scours youtube for Knightmare.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:47,
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Roots Manuva - Witness.
With the massive Sports Day we have coming up this video seems relevant, it's AWESOME too.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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Nice version of pitman's mega hit!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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top shelf material
love this remix youtu.be/Zk741SEaE8w
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:05,
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I love this remix :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2_61WdYEg
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SquidHead, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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i laughed at that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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RACIST!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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the 3 legged race made me dribble beer.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Nice one
Just around the corner from me
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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2:00 he parks like a cunt.
He's dead to me.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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The Outcasts 1985 documentary about British biker gangs in East Anglia
I've been looking for this for ages. Finally found it so I thought I'd post it.
Be interesting to see if anyone else finds this hilarious. Has a sort of unintentional Spinal Tap quality to it.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:36,
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God I seem to remember this being on!
That BBC 2 title takes me back too!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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I never saw it originally being a 20 something youf
but I caught clips of it on something with Johnny Vaughn on a few years ago and it just popped into my head again the other day. Some genius decided to upload the whole thing.
If you can't be bothered with the whole 40 mins, the talk about gang initiation at about 12 mins in and women in the gangs at 30 mins are particularly amusing. You wonder if the documentary makers weren't deliberately trying to make them look pathetic. Or its just dated in a hilarious way.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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I think it's just dated
but hilariously so! I think it's the accents. You could probably make much the same film nowadays though I reckon.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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He was on tv heaven telly hell with Sean Lock
I've wanted to see it since then too. Awesome.
The clip where he headbutts a can and lobs it in the stream like s hard bastard.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Seen that before.
I love the British folorn vibe about it. The dole, drizzle and misery.
A few of 'em are still knocking about, must be in their 60s by now.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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I remember that!
It's an ace documentary, they all look so pathetic.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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40 Minutes!
Quality documentaries, regardless of the subject matter. I find the 52 min runtime of the Youtube vid a bit ominous though, all things considered.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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I skipped to the last 9 minutes.
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Bob The Frog, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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JONO!!!
If you liked that you'll like this:
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/2011/08/
Maybe.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Ahh good post I like Adam Curtis's stuff. His Century of Self series was brilliant.
Ishallgiveitaread ta
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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That takes me back!
I don't think these guys have been around for years; think I read somewhere they got patched over to the Angels, or something
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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The can crushing and lobbing at 30:28 is pure sexual energy. Awesome.
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iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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The City is London
Ithaca Audio do a nicely 26 Video Live Projection Mapping Mashup of London musicians, Films & TV Shows.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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pop star
Qbert!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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Aww bless!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:07,
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When did you fill this out?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:08,
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Good one, kid.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Hahahha!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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hehe
cute
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:15,
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you forgot to click 'I made this'
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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Haha, Street Name: wee flaps
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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shorty saddle-bags
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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haha!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:41,
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Bless his little Nigger Crip socks.
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Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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New track I made...
I made this!
a bit housey
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fulcannelli, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:37,
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shshshshshshshshshshshshsh
:D i like the noises in the middle too. :D makes me want to travel back to 1998 and eat more mitsubishis than is good for me. the really fat ones.
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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lol
yeh, know what mean :)
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fulcannelli, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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Good effort
I have a bit of an affection for house music.
Of course, there's house music and then there's Swedish House Mafia. Fortunately this falls into the former. Nice, simple and not overproduced trash for tribal tattooed folk.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:15,
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The first portable computer
Fuck your macbook
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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Reminds me of using spreadsheet on the Mac in 1888
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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1888?
You silver surfer you
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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apple made an abacus?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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yeah
it only had one bead, but was *really* pretty
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LP, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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I done did a lol
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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hahaha!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Burning birds at the Seoul Olympics
Was reminded of this earlier. The lighting of the Olympic flame following the release of several hundred birds at the start of the ceremony. What could possibly go wrong?
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Peacocke, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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Did any get barbecued?
It didn't really look like it.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:30,
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Apparently so..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:45,
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Typical, you just love watching cruelty to animals.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:51,
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Obligatory strike-through???
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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bird-be-que!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:32,
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Hopefully at the start of our Olympics they release several hundred cats
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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Hahaha
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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After the scary sci-fi music
I was expecting to see a human sacrifice at the top of the tower.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:38,
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Were you at the opening-ceremony rehearsal last night?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:10,
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Sworn to secrecy.
*stares into distance and shudders*
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Was it a McCann?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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Olympic Vermin
Nice wee short film - quite amusing
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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lovely stuff
do you remember the animalypics?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWBMJBGzWG0
I reckon "Kit Mambo" is the cause of many a Furry, JJ especially :D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:21,
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Nah, not seen that. Disgusting furries!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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Wow flashback time!
Kids tv during the summer holidays in the 80s;)
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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Contessa!
*throws foil*
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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:10,
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I've been trying to get my kids into that
But disappointingly the eldest doesn't like it. I shall have to disown her at some point. Great film, and with an amazing cast and crew! Billy Crystal and Harry Shearer did loads of voices, Graham Gouldman of 10cc did the wonderful soundtrack, and it was a first big project for future directors Brad Bird (The Incredibles, MI:III) and Roger Allers (The Lion King). I hope some channel shows it this week.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 4:33,
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That was quite amusing!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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Glad one was amused!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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Nicely done :)
Very well shot!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:53,
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Nice.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Miss Piggy has turned stripper. - (NSFW)
NSFW
Does this make Kermit a pimp? NSFW 'cos I ain't quite sure.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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That's very specific.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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Tab in drag?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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Has to be a bloke in there.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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well now i feel bad for masturbating to it.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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Google think over 50's are silver surfers
patronising shite
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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So when were you 50 then?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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My mum is 51
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:46,
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sounds like a late starter
round pissflaps' way
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LP, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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Here, stop noncing me up!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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Well if she uses the internet
she should nominate herself!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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We all think you are an internet queen, for your age
edit: sorry wrong recipient
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:59,
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TABBY!
This is a message for you!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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www.b3ta.com/links/833255
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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"Discovering Dad" aka delving into Terry Gilliam's personal archive
A blog by Holly Gilliam, Terry's daughter, as she goes through his personal archive.
It's only been going a week, but looks worth subscribing to if you're a TG fan.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:41,
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I hope she keeps it up.
Should be some amazing stuff.
Wish it was a proper website rather than a blogspot one, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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This is great stuff..
I wish my dad was Terry Gilliam.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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Wear them down your local pool, in the kids section.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:56,
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*deletes internet history*
You could have given some kind of warning that it's pictures of men in speedos.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:59,
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Oh gosh..
they look comfy.
No, comfy isn't the right word, let me just take another look.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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Street performer cracks a tune out of a wok
That's what it looks like, aparently it's called a "hang" xxx
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lucifer101, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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Ooo I like a hang drum
such a lovely sound innit.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Really hypnotic
Like Gamelan....I had a friend/ bandmate who used to make/ find all his instruments in rubbish dumps. He used to have this massive circular saw blade that made "a lovely sound", and I remember him complaining when his wife made him get rid of it because he dropped it and it ended up stood upright cut 3 inches into the floor just millimetres from the ends of his toes! xx
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lucifer101, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:56,
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Ha! Can't say I blame her!
This guy is incredible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ojj7tgrqw
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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This is ace
Some music teacher once told me that there was only one person in the UK (or the world, can't remember, but the UK seems more likely) who can tune steel drums. I'm going to assume it was him that tuned that wok.
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Chaoslave was liquificated on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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If you want a Hang, it's going to take a lot of effort.
From Wikipedia: "There are only two people who build Hanghang, the inventors Felix Rohner and Sabina Schärer. They have a little workshop in Bern where every Hang has been created."
They're not into mass-producing, and they pretty much want you to see them in person if you're interested in buying one.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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A dog-eroo
or a kanga-nine?
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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Boing boing boing!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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Corn-dolphin
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:03,
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