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This is a link post Solution to world hunger from several years ago.
Sam Kinison.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My kind of Reverend.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard his screaming act didn't go over too well in the UK when he was still alive.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it was a better act when he was dead.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Ms. Johnson, I'll work on my grammar.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You better or it is the cane for you young man/woman/hermaphrodite.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty as charged!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He was on Friday night live in the 80's
and you're right, the screaming didn't work for us Brits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok to scream if you're either hysterically funny or unarguably correct
He's kinda almost there with funny.. ish
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not surprised

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The joke itself is pretty good
But deliver it like a comedian, not like a singer from a black metal band.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Touch screen buttons!
Ooooh. Gimmicky.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Accidentally placing that in my pocket with my keys would put a quick end to that gimmick.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post good gimmick
me likey
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Gimmicky....
and pointless.....

tech geeks will love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not gimmicky. This is solving one of the 'problems' of touchscreens. Certainly for games on them, this is invaluable. Virtual joysticks and buttons on games are pretty unuseable. For a joypad style crosspad to pop out of the screen opens up all kinds of control possibilities.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and touch typing
you know, the word 'touch' is a hint there as to what is required
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
@0:54 is that the fonz?
 (bruxia, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting combination

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How can people eat that shit
people really love it. crazy
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know - the bread, the fried meat and potatoes, the generally fresh salad
The sheer unending horror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's not gonna show it once its been cooked, he may as well film himself putting the ingredients in a bowler hat.
And wanking on them
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's good eating!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post someone else did it...
looks tasty :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7iZpWCbPw
 (swank, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It kinda does, actually

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post A midget in a Burger King crown pours molten wax into some bloke's arse crack.
He says it burnt his bollocks.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post where do you spend your time
on the web?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I spend my time
Getting my bollocks burnt by bastard midgets in restaurants.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So awesome!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mom?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Noun, noun, verb, noun, verb.
It all sounds so innocent doesn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post something fishy about this story.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a depressing tail.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone tipped the scales of acceptable behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hastings
of all plaices
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That would never happen at the US Mermaid Parade at Coney Island
www.flickr.com/photos/tags/mermaidparade/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post An interesting Quadrophenia tribute.
www.theargus.co.uk/news/9857511.Eastbourne_OAP_drives_mobility_scooter_over_Beachy_Head/

It's all going on down there.
 (soupyrmac's pissed again, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post boobies walking dangerously!
she has guts and a nice rack as well!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't look down!
No wait, GOSH! look down look down.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Not the first time boobs have made me dizzy.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post The Mars Science Laboratory imaged by HiRISE
The HiRISE camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has managed to photograph the Curiosity rover during the parachute phase of its descent. Pretty impressive stuff!

Here's a direct link to the actual image:
www.nasa.gov/images/content/673736main_PIA15978-full_full.jpg
 (conrads_rocks, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
that's one big film studio set
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious fake
you can't see the strings!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty f*cking cool
can't wait to see some hi-res images
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit.
Not even bothered to use colour film.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on a minute,
how come it took Curiosity months to get there, but the orbiter can get its snaps off to Boots in a matter of hours...
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post #not even an instagram filter

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Deal Or No Deal 5th £250,000 Winner
This lady has got balls (literally!)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If I look at Noel Edmonds too quickly these days, I think he has poo on his face.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post His beard looks like he drew it on with felt tips!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What was that?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post in a way thats quite revolting
i don't know what she was playing for etc... but the level of emotion displayed there was often uncomfortable to watch.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I also dislike the way the show encourages 'magical thinking'.

Jon Ronson spent a few days behind the scenes a few years ago, and the resulting article is a good read-
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/oct/21/broadcasting.arts
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Nobody ever went broke..."
Preparation H.L. Mencken
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty fucking disgusting.
When DOND first came out I thought it was a cool idea for a show; now I think it's borderline voyeuristic.
Also, go guy in purple! Taking every opportunity for a quick grope!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What ! What!
Where's Cheggers and Philbin?

I wana swap my big track for Simon Say's get to fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The most sensible thing said on here today!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
And not just for her money

I like seeing people deliriously happy though. She made me smile :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the sound of the charge called
Unlawful mischeif...
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post I'm having far too much fun with this
C64ifies your pictures. Nothing went 'beep beep' but surprised if its not GC.


 (Danabnormal, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
That is very cool. Simplistic and effective. Really accurately Commodorey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft..

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
i.imgur.com/LGYG7.png
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Was always gonna happen!
 (Danabnormal, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats brill

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Sudden influx of badly dressed fat women in Shanghai
Back story: blogger posts funny stories about a pudgy schoolfriend visiting Shanghai for the Spring Festival, blog becomes internet sensation, sparking an unlikely fashion trend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Vicky Pollard?

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post Drug games?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think probably
athletes today devote a far greater proportion of their time to training.

The 1896 guys probably had jobs to go to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
also coupled with the fact that Sports Science didn't really exist then, and was certainly nowhere near as advanced.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Empirical studies have shown that 1896 is not a part of my experience, therefore did not exist.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! I posted this earlier today!
But I have no problem if drugs are used. I can't really see any justification for the ban. It's not as if athletes don't use all kinds of performance-enhancers anyway (food, equipment and so on); and it's not as if drug use is a substitute for training and genetic luck. It might make the difference between the odd tenth of a second in a sprint, but you have to be bloody good already for it to matter.

If there's anything wrong with using performance-enhancers, it's that it's against the rules, and so cheating. But that won't tell us that the rules are necessary, or that anything would be lost by changing them. Athletes would probably gain, in fact: they'd at the very least be able to minimise the health risks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
there's nothing like a spate of amphetamine induced heart attacks to inspire a generation
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a 'doped' games just to see how far it's possible to go
but I don't think you can say it wouldn't add a definite advantage.

1976 east German swim team?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post More advice on women. Last bit, I promise. Next week: Economics. I made this!
& I'm having another bizarre conversation with a barely coherent nutter in the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post my word that guy makes even less sense than me

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My partner doesn't fart (mostly)
Except in her sleep. She claims that when she absolutely has to, she hides in the loo and lets them out quietly.

It's amazing.

I have no such compunction
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife farts as loud as I do
Although they are usually noticeably less smelly. And my new baby son is also farting just like his parents /belms
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My step grandson
if there is such a thing, can clear rooms. Amazing, such stench from a 6 year old (that hasn't been buried beneath floorboards, before anyone makes that joke)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad diet.
Farts should be fragrant or not that smelly at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post chinny reckon

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This "apekillssnake" chap really is a fucking tit.
Also, as a 22 year old person of male persuasion, this was highly informative.
 (ElusiveCamel, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This should be a public information broadcast all over the world
except Germany of course
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolled hard at this one.
Usually I just smile until it aches but this one had me at the Germans.

Also married, kids, etc. Sex doll project is a shambles, I must admit.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 6:58, Reply)
This is a link post Turns out a broken phone can be pretty useful in a survival situation.
How to Use a [BUSTED] Cell Phone to Meet 5 Basic Survival Needs.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its almost worth
breaking my phone and buying a pair of tight beige shorts - v interesting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic sailing for the Irish!
LOL
(Repost as URL didn't work)
(Pewit does things down under, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
gc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that you narrating on the vid?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Was posted two days ago and is currently on the popular page. Sorry.

(ElusiveCamel, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Traffic accidents are never funny.
Although this one made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha I'm also concerned about Dalek Rappers

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Newtons cradle
of whiplash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why
you're supposed to put the handbrake on when you stop at the lights. If you're rear-ended, your foot coming off the brake pedal doesnt matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly this.
It's there for a reason.

I've had a car go into the back of me earlier in the year.
The chances are very good that your foot will slip in the impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Did noone have their brakes on?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice the man in the front gets out of his car rubbing his neck
He probably rubbed his hands in glee when he got back into his car, thinking about the money he can make on a whiplash claim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Shea Hembrey: invents 100 artists, in order to do a show of their work
This is just brilliant - how much creativity can one person have?
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Little Baby's ice cream
more here
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j0_fVzTJO-8
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
WHAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUCK??????!!!!!?????
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Whith extra `eh?´
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, That's put me off my Raspberry Ripple

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiting here for the obvious "Challenging to wank to comment"

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't been beaten yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but have you beaten yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was challenging to wank to.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Rabbit Rabbit
Rabbit Rabbit
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the only episode I've actually seen...
Might get around to the rest one day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what i just watched.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Er
*Phones Tate Modern*
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummmm
Errrrrrr????
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post smartest guys in the room
really interesting documentary about the rise and very sharp fall of enron for nix on yootoob!
(I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo
Watched all 1.49 of it. Very interesting.

plus Bethany McLean (?) = do-able.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for later. cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

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