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This is a link post Zombie fan shoots girlfriend for not thinking like a bit of a zombie
Surprised we've not had it.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt have happened if she had a gun too.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post See, if he was such a big fan of the Walking Dead
then he would've taken her out with a headshot...utter bollocks :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Nowt like a family business
Even if it is mum/daughter porn...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the mum
The daughter has a face like a dropped pie.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post the mum is nice
but so is the daughter!

I appear to be on their website
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet
Jesus!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
"It was weird, you know?" uhh... yeah....
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as freaky as me and my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post just need to film it now
rather than just as a hobby...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post then post it on wideeyes domain down there. vv

*grabs coat, runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Laterz, you wouldn't want to be late for your shoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post /strokes chin

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post /\thats not your chin your stroking/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post as Rule 34 states: "If it exists, there is porn of it"

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the interview was a bit weird.
Then the last question/answer O_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post I often wondered how small dogs managed

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now
www.prochan.com/embed?f=74d_1353002031
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this Prochan exactly?
I keep seeing it pop up in links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/904800
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll enjoy this then
www.yapfiles.ru/
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post O.o

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats with all these 'prochan links all of a sudden?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post M4SONIC - Virus (Live Launchpad Original)
Some sort of musical contraption thing... Im sure some 'cool' type will inform me what it is and to 'get down grandad' or some other cool 'buzz' words...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mistake me for cool
But I have seen these cropping up in the last few years. Oddly what he's doing is comparatively simple for what it can do; I think he's just pressing buttons to trigger the sounds, but I've seen this programmed to play stuck back, mod it...all kinds of jabba.

Here's one where someone's using different parts to play back loops while he does other stuff: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
But there seems to be no space for the wax cylinders?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no stylophone

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be
S'all about how you set it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at Rolf Harris*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate name
May well not be real, but I had a little laugh anyway.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post May be fake but definitely gay

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.mnpa.co.uk/AboutMNPA/Pages/SeniorManagementTeam.aspx

Dirk Bacon is my favourite name ever.

Believe it or not, until last year this senios management team also had a 'Sarah Sex' on it.

www.mnpa.co.uk/News/MNPANews/Pages/Simplification2yearson.aspx

There is a marketing girl for a Soho venue (no, not one of those) who used to email my old company all the time trying to get us to hold corporate do's there. Her name was/is Amber Staynings. I know a Charlie Lines, also.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to roll out the old favourite again
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7107486.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Retires from game*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. I've never seen that before.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Parents must have been smoking pot when picking the christian name

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Or she showed a major sense of humour in her choice of husband.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/58b662f026/amazingly-unfortunate-names

as ashamed as I am at posting a FoD link, there's some propoer belters there.

NSFW, I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of Dirk Bacon's Co-Workers...


... this guy's the smuggest.
 (stealthbanana, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirk
and this guy should get together.

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/4085/1328099189/thumb.LenChicken.jpg
 (ccc, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
*ahem* I give you Miss Sally Mangina

sun.iwu.edu/~iwunews/sports/mangina.html
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Mom

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post DaC

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that was too cute.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking creepy if you ask me
And I like dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Queer chap behind a bush
Skip to 0:25, this is begging for some meme action..
(empois, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Had to do it:

http://memegenerator.net/slightly-aroused
 (empois, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post NOM! eat athlete
url tickled me...that is all.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Sgt. Larvelle “Motor Mouth” Jones as a kid?
police siren perfectly mimicked.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what happens next.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls up deckchair*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And it was only yesterday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post well the police get called out a lot.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And there it is...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Has the LHC caused a time loop?

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post I do like The Quietus
...and here's their top albums of 2012.
Sadly, Gangham Style chap or [name] off Britain's Kidz got Singin' aren't featured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's have a mass debate!
Knock one yourself out :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that, Jammy?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ninja editing :P

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *furiously debates*
Edit: Wow, that was actually surprising, a lot of my friends are on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop teasing, you rotter.
There's a lot of good albums there mind.
I am currently listening to "The Death-Defying Unicorn" which in spite of being a "prog/jazz hybrid concept album"*, is excellent.

*a combination of all my scariest musical words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Going to buy that Swans album this afternoon, been meaning too for too long now.
I didn't even know some of my mates had released anything this year, yes, i guess i am a very shit friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs!!!
Someone has put a load of that awesome gig i was at up on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzyjpBe80Q

It makes it all look calm, it was LOUD, mental and rammed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not speaking to you, you incorrigible tease.
Well, okay, I am: Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant quality, i'm amazed by how good it is considering, it was ridiculously busy and hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post LOUD, mental and rammed.
sounds like Tabbys last squeeze :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Gira looks old
Saw Swans sometime around the late eighties in Manchester (I think). They were very loud then too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am ashamed to admit
that of that entire list, I've only ever heard of three of those bands. And I thought two of them were dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, tell us who they were....

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll show you mine if you show me yours first.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just curious, not picking on you or being a musical snob or out :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right.
In that case, Cohen, Motorpsycho and Killing Joke. Never heard of the rest of 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of them...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right? "Cohen"? "Cohen"???
Ben?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Music isn't a contest. Tbh, a lot I've only heard through The Quietus....
"Tighten that Muscle Ring" by Hirsute Pursuit was a great find- industrial, funny & extremely rude. Well worth a listen.
But not in earshot of your mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well "my mum"
Your mum's language would make a docker blush.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^he's picking on you, not me^

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's stating a fact
This is my mum's favourite track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eif0AY_8Weg
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof,
what terrible production.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's part of the art, you philistine!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hexvessel are on there! Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, yeah, right.
No HESES December Return though, for shame :(

I'm in the same camp as Tusk with this link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Any band who's name begins with "The" are cunts.
ABWNBWTaC
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thelonious Monk?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't think an exception to this*, Of course by rights it should've been "The Oasis"
*The Residents being the exception that proves the rule.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I can think of several- though most of you will consider them cunts.
Even though there probably is no such thing as universally recognised uncuntishness I submit: The Beachboys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would excuse The Fall, up until about ten years ago. And The Goombay Dance Band, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to google one of those two.
Guess which one.

I really am a sad sack :S
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
The St Winifred's School Choir?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Therapy?
They Might Be Giants?

okay, you're probably right.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post See also:
Bands with "and" in the name. Bonus points for "and the".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but what about 'The The'
Mad as a mongoose but a great band
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think "The The" qualify as a band, so are exempt.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I would recommend the Beak album, utterly fantastic
Can't quite bring myself to get the Swans LP for some reason. That's a great website also, never seen it before, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't heard of any of them (cept Cohen)
Nor have I heard of The Quietus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Really!? *sniff*
Of course, I liked ALL of them before they got famous. On 'The Quietus'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked all of them until they got famous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Killing Joke and Scott Walker had albums out this year? Blimey!
I'm so out of touch with new music and I just don't care
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Gruesome Safety At Work video NSFW
Glad I don't have a real job!
(Leemondus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I got scared 18 seconds in with the Title
it got worse form there!

*gets popcorn*

a guy working with my dad lost a finger by getting his ring caught like that
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I lost a finger in a ring once.........
she coughed too hard
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It always struck me that these H+S videos are an excuse to make you watch snuff.
I mean, who the F really wants to watch that tat in real life?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post at a previous company the H&S/general dogsbody guy showed everyone the Bradford football fire video
until he was told to stop
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Was it even vaguely relevant to your field?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nope, we worked in a small office
it was just to make sure we left the building in the event of the fire alarm. Every single person could exit the building in under 30 seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.
"That would teach them to not cheer in case of fire!"
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I was shown this at a place I worked at once as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
well it was an actual H&S video, not just from his personal collection
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh
I'm trying to masturbate.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor
this is like watching the opening scenes of Casualty, wondering who is going to get maimed and how?

*Don't go near the open-sided flailing machine*

*Ewwww*
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!!!
That is fucking grizzly. It's worse than the German fork lift video.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The gas bottle into the canteen
Classic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Im almost crying with laughter at that one!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It was like something out of darkplace

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Kevin Rowland.... what was he thinking?? NSFW
Too bad I can't find a clip of him at the Reading Festival in 1999, I was there and it was fucking surreal to see him wearing this outfit. I happened to tape the highlights from that year off of ITV, will see if I can put it on YouTube myself one of these days!!
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocaine is an awesome drug.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I snorted some of my own dandruff once
it did fuck all
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post strange. I did that and got off my head. And shoulders

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It annoyed enough people and got enought press that the dress was a great idea.
Sadly, the music he put out to go with it was incredibly dull.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
That album only sold about 20k copies worldwide. Never heard it so I can't comment on whether it was the music or the marketing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Tongues still too big for his head

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the great comeback
which wasn't
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate Kevin Rowland
I fucking hated him then, the fuckin hipster Hampstead Gypsy and his 'right on' fucking dungarees

What a cunt

Come on Eileen, why don't you terminate that wanker with a blunt turd encrusted axe.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post Refinery explosion in Mexico
30 fatalities RIP
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Feeling hot hot hot"
/me goes to hull
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder why this pickup didn't reverse or something.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder where that guy appeared from

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's another bad one, from Texas City, 2005
Very detailed explanation of what happened, 55 mins, so be warned, it goes on a bit, but I work in this industry, so I guess I found it interesting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuJtdQOU_Z4
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend work at the Castleford refinery back in 1992.
He took a late lunch, which saved his life. When he was finally let back into his office to collect personal possessions there was nothing left. He says the thing that sticks in his mind is that the phone on his desk had melted into a pool of plastic.

www.newsrt.co.uk/news/anniversary-of-hickson-s-blast-814551.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, wow
that was much more shocking than i had expected
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post My 6000th /links post! So have some Daft Punk

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratuthingies!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And this reply is my 500th links post
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Post Whores the lot of ya!

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ..he said, in his 750th post...

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I make a thread about it?
Timing.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOYAYHOOPLA

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but to be fair....
¾ of them were "CaC"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, and proud of it!
CaC
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray!
(replied using my 1,079th post). Wish I would have saved it for something better ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you must be very happy.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that is quite a lot.

I feel lazy now..
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
3,458 here. Some even made sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
This is my 5878 post :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!
This is my 5975th post!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Making candy cotton like a pro
It was never like this when I was a kid :-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more banta
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There's room for art in everything, it seems...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Serious skillz
Would love to see a CDC one
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon I'll ask for that when the next pikey funfair comes to town.
I'm sure they're bored of just selling it ready-spun in plastic bags.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the presenter has taped a baby mask over his own face.
Freaky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Stand still.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate 'very creative' couples, even when they split up

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post How I envision that Gangnam Style bastard's future, courtesy of Big Train.
Just replace "Streets of London" with "Gangnam Style" of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot how hot the one who turned up in "Eastenders" was
and Kevin Eldon reminds me of Neil Young with that hairdo!
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Great clip, great show.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It truly was.
Got both series on DVD. The sketches that don't hit the target are so few and far between. Definitely one of my favourite shows, but I'm always surprised (and a bit pleased) that it's not more well know. Also had a lot of time for Man Stroke Woman (from the good bits that I remember anyway) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBQjmrRkjw
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Electric Six at Reading Festival once
and in between every song people shouted out for "Gay Bar!"... after they finally did play it everyone left. lol
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Big Train
The first line is "Hi, I'd like to buy a ball please". You have make do with what you can get on youtube.

edit: and the link that I forgot www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSu9svK5p9c
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid, simple and somehow genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Big Train
My favourites are poisoned monk prank and Tom Henderson.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Awww not Tom Henderson The Mans a Wanker!
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So Touchy!
...sorry, wrong sketch show
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me, do you speak English?
No, sorry, I can't. Maybe that guy over there can?? (paraphrasing, been years since I watched my DVDs)
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post if only George Michael had seen this

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I do this at gigs I'm not particularly enjoying...
...they always look bemused, though one drummer did get it once...
 (Megamoss, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Decay (2012) - The LHC Zombie Movie [full film]
Free zombie film from folks at CERN, don't know if any good.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
will watch tonight
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked for the weekend.
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's not time-waster.
Still, interesting project.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post if there is sex i might watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Star Wars lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post in the future, historians will permanently label things like this as 'huh?'

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a whole CD of it. 'SPACED OUT, The very best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner'
(chosen as a third Cd to make up a 3for2 offer in HMV years ago)
Track listing.
1- King Henry V. (Shatner)
2- Elegy for the brave. (Shatner)
3- Highly Illogical. (Nimoy)
4- If I had a hammer. (Nimoy)
5- Mr Tambourine Man. (Shatner)
6- Where is love? (Nimoy)
7- Music to watch space girls by (Nimoy)
8- It was a very good year (Shatner)
9- Ruby don't take your love to town (Nimoy)
10- Hamlet (Shatner)
11- A visit to a sad planet (Nimoy)
12- Abraham, Martin and John (Nimoy)
13- Lucy in the sky with diamonds (Shatner)
14- If I was a carpenter (Nimoy)
15- How insensitive (Shatner)
16- I'd love making love to you (Nimoy)
17- Put a little love in your heart (Nimoy)
18- Sunny (Nimoy)
19- Gentle on my mind (Nimoy)
20- I walk the line (Nimoy)
21- Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (Nimoy)
22- Everybody's talkin' (Nimoy)
23- Both sides now (Nimoy)
24- Spock thoughts (Nimoy)

Fuck it. I'm going to listen to it now. I seem to remember Shatner singing 'Mr Tambourine Man' as if said man was attacking him with said tambourine.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have this too.
It's great entertainment, but shite music.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Tambourine Man's my favourite Shat song,
but it works better on the original album 'The Transformed Man' where he segues from a poetry reading into the bad acid trip of MTM (with a cry at the end on par with 'Khaaaaan'!).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post KhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnNNNNN!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just bought on Amazon
Used £3.26 delivered :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post In the future there will be digital historians who dig through the internet
They will summarise that much like the ancient egyptians we too worshipped cats, except that we believed they spoke in broken english and ate fast food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is your Spock on drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I see now why his singing career never took off

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
Wasn't this par for the course at the time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my fav Hobbit thing ever:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPZzFIPKZc
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the best thing ever to watch first thing in the morning!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post As my screen name will attest to....
I aprove of this post!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)

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