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This is a link post How a dead duck changed this man's life. NSFW
TED talk, features themes some employers may find unsuitable for the work place.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post stewart lee link (no not that stewart lee)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmyZoFChDOQ


he was right
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Last Ex
Canadian instrumental soundtracky stuff, like early Portishead? you'll love this.
A sort of cross between Randall and Hopkirk (deceased) and John Carpenter's The Thing soundtrack
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Even using your description,
I cant picture that in my head.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, all those references tick my boxes.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Please let it be true

Sorry I've not been around much, work is a bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait until the European Fecal Standards and Measurements
confirms it's him.
 (I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to go out on a limb and say that that site doesn't look like a valid news source

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post But Toasty
it's on the INTERNET, man!?!? Are you not persuaded?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No way

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post another triumph of internet neutrality

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post AS if You WorK
you MUdDleD old HIPPY!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Adventure tii....aarrrgh!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Urk
Adventure Time is ace, can't put my finger on why though: It's more than the sum of excellent writing & nice animation.
...am currently working my way through season four.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ Dream of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvsxhpBI3Y
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Adventure Time too.
It is a prime example that you can have an "adult" cartoon without
forcing adult themes/edginess.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ROID RAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *has a fit*
actually, just had a nap
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post its a childrens cartoon that doesn't even try to cater for children
which is great, as many children hate cartoons for dumbing down
all the references in it are for adults
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Adventure Time: The Movie – Gritty Reboot
Adventure Time: The Movie – Gritty Reboot
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of heart in it
and some great imagination and general insanity. Some of it is somewhat disturbing, I can't tell if I should be letting my 4 year old watch it, but she seems to enjoy it, and I certainly do.

Saying that all the current CN stuff is pretty good, Regular Show and Gumball are my other favorites. Im 30 by the way :S
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post The perils of pulling the first photo from Google image for your article
Seriously though, isn't this libel of some sort?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't have thought so, the text is quite clearly referring to someone else
it's just an editorial mistake
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post My current favourite esoteric twitter moment.
Gary Lineker and Marina "Deanna Troi" Sirtis bantering about footballers' work ethic, remuneration, and hairstyles.


 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha rather nice

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post New York Court Hears Case of 'Personhood' for Tommy the Chimp
Next they'll be over here, taking our benefits and jobs, then they'll be on TV doing adverts and stuff...for tea maybe.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post FPV quad racing
Wow. Some amazing piloting skills here. I couldn't do this course at 1/3rd the speed!

also worth a watch: more sedate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRL_EgE_SXc
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more hawk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhDG_WBIQgc
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww poor hawk...
I was SO hoping for this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORXmKxe-iHk
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post When it crashes and the rotors turn forlornly
somehow that makes me sad
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post Damage limitation - Sally Morgan sacks her husband and son in law
I can't quite get my head around that, is she staying married to him, are his homophobic and violent attitudes ok to live with, just not be in business with?

And why didn't the spirits warn her this was going to happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely she saw this coming?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What can't you get your head round
Husband made her look bad, some PR twat somewhere says "best way out of this is to say publicly you're ashamed and sack him" she does as shes told. She doesn't have to disagree with her husbands twattish behaviour, she just has to pretend to.

Oh and I'm pretty sure you already know why the spirits didn't warn her. Its because her husband isn't dead, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She's full of shit
She says her husband has nothing to do with the business, after she sacked him from that named position. But he's a director of the company.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay icon though? Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that really is a homophobic slur

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that lying old swindler is no icon of mine

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she demonstrating how she had her hands around his neck when the video went out?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't scrolled this far down the page.
What utter scum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post A very long but quite interesting article AGAINST net neutrality
Discuss?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
*misreads*

 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Hyenas and lions battle for buffalo
noisy animals

Skip 0:07-0:14 if squeamish (someone is seen filming it in portrait)
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:25, Reply)
This is a link post Bad jelly the witch. By Spike Milligan
Because everyone should listen to this once.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:17, Reply)
This is a link post And stay out of Woolworth!
Some interwebs plonking about at Clooney ' s only memorable performance made me LOL. But, then I found THIS: m.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2p9kNnnyg

I am confuse
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 4:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Great film
Clooney's always had this problem of just playing George Clooney, but this was excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want Fop, goddammit... I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Well, ain't this place just a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere.

(Another excellent yet little-seen Clooneython = "Welcome to Colinwood." Very funny film.)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post Well, this is fucking scary as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Great to see Sir Jimmy again.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Still doing his old
'hi kids' routine
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post something something something portrait
something
 (I helped save b3ta! Lt.Rightenant, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
That would have been punched in the fuck @ about 0.05
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It should have a boxing glove on the right hand there.

(Sherbs, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Sex dolls just don't do it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post thats because you are the one that is meant to do the work

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably made for the hilarious up-coming Trick O'Treat season in Merka

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post It's my candles day for about another 6 minutes
Have some Madlib. BIATCH! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Giver 2014
Nice fillum. Not gay porn.
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:59, Reply)
This is a link post Is it me or is Chris Moyles slowly losing the plot?
Things I've noticed..

1 - He looked better when he was fat
2 - He looks bloody terrible
3 - He looks bloody terrible
4 - I think he's trying to be funny in these videos but I think he's losing his marbles.
5 - Did I say he looks terrible?
(GeeFunk, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Coming to a psychiatric ward near you

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The sooner he gets a slot on a modest London commercial radio station to mark the end of an unwarranted career, the better.
That he did so long on Radio 1 is unbelievable.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
I think he looks about 100% better actually. That's a shit-ton of weight he's lost.
 (Leemondus, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post YEah...
I guess I'd start doing random YouTube videos if I had no job and pots of money...
 (GeeFunk, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine
what an insufferable cunt he must be to not get work in a field already full of insufferable cunts. Maybe he is one of the more'demanding' ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 1:45 and it was harrowing......
But not as bad as the utter cunt who replaced him. One monday morning I was on the train and there was a nick grimshaw wannabe who did not buy his ticket at the station and thank christ the conductor went straight to him "ticket please" wannabe pulls out student rail card "leeds please" (single of course) conductor "not with that you're not, you're paying full fair mate" to which the floppy twat replied in the most annoying whining voice "fucking hell" you could hear the teeth of my fellow humans on the same carriage grinding at this point, after more whining and cuntery from this twat he was frog marched off at the next stop. For once I actually smiled on a monday morning,very rare for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Weebl?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Moyles was alway shite.
He looks like Frank Skinner.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, it's like Teen Thangz, only not funny.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post video killed the radio star

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful
i just choked on my tea.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thought he'd be too busy
with the second hand car business to record a video.

Removed from the context of a radio show he comes across as mentally ill. kind of like John in Garfield-without-Garfield
 (cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:52, Reply)
This is a link post Uka-bluesa-lele I made this!
My first uke thing. Not a musical genre natural to the Polynesian joke guitar.

youtu.be/ttaZARhDDHU
 (835Rocks, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
Google Maniba Hal, for just one example of exemplary blues ukulele
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They all seem
to favour the tenor ukeleles. Really, you might as well bung another couple of strings on and call it a guitar.
 (835Rocks, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I drunkenly ordered a a solid body electric ukulele in a hideous cherry sunburst a few weeks ago. I'm not sure why but I think it was to piss off the twats who turn up at my local for an open mic night and play crap 80s songs in an ever so slightly ironic way.

After a week of thinking about using it as a novelty key ring, then another week of trying to get the bastard to stay in tune for most of a riff because of the effing nylon strings I think I've got to the point where I like playing it.

I've tuned it to open D which I know reasonably well on guitar but it doesn't seem to make much sense on the ukulele for some reason but I'm getting there.
 (Lord Custard, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Post
pics/vid/audio?
 (835Rocks, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's one of these symphonymusicstore.co.uk/index.php?id_product=356&controller=product

On its own just in to an amp it sounds shitty but it cost 27 quid. It's nice to fuck around with when you use pedals or software. My audio interface is knacker at the moment but I'll try and get something posted by the weekend
 (Lord Custard, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:15, Reply)

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