Lux Interior was more succinct....a tad less soulful
Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin' Delilah said, Sam, you don't look human Took some scissors, went snip-snip Said, Now everybody's gonna think you're hip Sam felt his head and said, All women are bad (Cramps - All Women Are Bad)
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:47,
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Yes.
But does she blend ?
(zacherynuk@echo off, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:52,
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She'd be even better if she left the crossword alone for a sec.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:04,
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I refuse to believe after thousands of years of human evolution those girls at the beginning had no idea of what complete and utter bell ends they came across as
it's simply not possible
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:44,
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You cannot speak about Jamaicans in that manner!
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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I liked the way the girl in the middle tried so hard to put the melody into her rap
whilst the the other two just belted it out completely oblivious it was probably meant to be some form of musical effort, you know with the percussion and all
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:53,
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They keep that up and no man will want them. They'll die as dry husks.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:59,
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Young women must be warned about the perils and dangers of distracting their fragile minds with any issue more topical than what they prepare for the dinner table
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:04,
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Where is that .gif of Kirk punching a ladY?
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:56,
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the middle one is either retarded or stoned out of mind
both??
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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I came across this by typing random video id.
TRUFAX
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:57,
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(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58,
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I like the way you managed to shoehorn Canada into the title
Would never happen in 'Murica 'cos they're not dog-dang socialists.
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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You're beginning to be a one-trick pony. Can I just write a note to your Overlords that you're defending the Parti sufficiently and you can call it a day?
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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You can send it c/o Obama, he'll pass it on to me when I next see him.
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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Can you tell him that if he's going to actually do the immigration thing to actually do it?
I looked at those two executive orders and they are nothing like what he promised on TV. He may just be setting up the Homeland Security head for a fall ...
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:52,
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*reads*
SINGING "It's like ray-eee-ayne on your wedding day"
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:54,
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ha!
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26,
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I lived in Canada for a number of years. Best way to get the upset is to say you're from America.
Ooooh, they don't like that one.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26,
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Do American tourists still say they're from Canada so they don't get abuse / kidnapped?
BTW I was in Capri for my honeymoon earlier this year and on a coach with a few of your kind.
Please could you tell every other American that it is not necessary to SPEAK OUT LOUD EVERY FUCKING THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH THEIR FUCKING SKULLS?
Yes
and Canadians hate them for it as it puts the Canadians at greater risk.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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H8TRZ B H8TN
I'm not sure the loud talking is singular to Americans, but it does beg the question as to why they're not getting enough attention in their lives.
You had some American's on a coach on your honeymoon?
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:41,
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Thankfully just for 1 day, but bloody hell it was hard work not to push them off the lovely Almafi coastal road.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:47,
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Hey, what a way to go.
I had a girlfriend like that once: when we were in public I was sure she was talking to everyone around us when she spoke to me. Attention whore of the first degree.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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You had an American girlfriend?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:01,
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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:13,
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Capri FTW!
Capri is fucking excellent. Waiting to go to Ischia next time ...
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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thats the place were they have that stream running accross the road isnt it?
Oh btw typical BMW driver
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:55,
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We were stating in Sorento and travelling out each day.
Lovely part of the world.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:00,
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
($$✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:38,
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I have a massive dump and then sniff my pits
if they're not to bad i'll skip the shower, smoke a fag then drive to work.
(herd of chickensFirst part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:45,
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ALRIGHT PETER ANDRE
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:57,
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^ this one
"Our vegetables are... different".
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:14,
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"Americans who hold passports"
is the politer term.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:51,
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I'm not entirely sure I would know what to say to someone when offered a cup of tea
PG Tips or 'A cup of ginger and liquorice root tea?'
(Harpago¯\(°_o)/¯, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:05,
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AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:12,
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context? this is the internets. glad that knob was slagged off by the publication, even if it was rather diplomatic.
(sithemong, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:03,
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i want some emu meatballs
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:09,
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Anyone got any better ideas for childish filth I could cut out with my Laser?
(lumpytuna, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09,
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Wonderful
One of my favourite words
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:10,
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^what she said.
Looks lush too. My neighbour would bloody love that, Imma gonna send her the linky.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16,
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Ah, your seductive neighbour
not the 'art student' who winks at you as you walk past her front window in her diaphanous nightie, hanging like gossamer over her well rounded breasts as her tongue caresses and toys with a shard of marmite covered toast?
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:21,
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Hmmmm. I fear your imagination has heavily embellished an anecdote that wa.......
HEY PUT IT AWAY
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26,
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It was the alcoholic, bender music.. it's ruined me b3ta.com/links/1254210
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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Wow.That's a little too thought through. Applauds
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:22,
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how about
Jim fixed me?
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12,
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3D print, then glitter?
Materials "Laser", cor! I'ld like a pendent made of laser!
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:14,
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It's a cunt made of pure light.
Or just a cunt cut out of acrylic sheet and then covered with glitter. One of those is true.
(lumpytuna, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:22,
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Oh
a cunt made of pure light is a beautiful thing. Both bringers of life. It is also a favourite word of mine, for special occasions like sex and meeting the prime minister (my mum told me off for that one).
(moogy boobles, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:32,
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I love etsy
People will buy any old shit.
More of this sort of thing!
(LP, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:20,
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More?
I also make classy cunts. Three years and it hasn't sold.
(lumpytuna, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27,
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God I bloody love lasercutters- great fun.
How much for a cunt badge? Same typeface, but manly colours/non-glittery?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29,
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well I do have these lovely manly keyrings available in 'cunt'
But I could quite easily knock you up a badge with a bright red cunt on a white background too for around a tenner and postage. Just go to the 'request a custom order' bit on etsy.
(lumpytuna, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:22,
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That wood/perspex finish is well nice, love the cursive "yeah" too.. B3tan discount? *wink* *wink*
I jest. Totally gonna order one this afternoon, you may get an order from my neighbour too.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:27,
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Wait: You're a female??
I'm out. The very idea.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:40,
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Straining my eyes here, can you make it bigger?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:13,
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^too much wanking off sailors
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:30,
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Stop being jel of my terrific hair
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:35,
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this video does not exist?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:48,
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At least it's sorry.
Can you be sorry and not exist at the same time?
(lumpytuna, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57,
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Not even in Googles cache
are you sure this exists?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:51,
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Such are the mysteries of the Internet
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:53,
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*puts on "Tales of the Unexpected" theme tune*
*dances in front of the fire, in the nip*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:55,
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I knew the prop buyer for that show, they were all massive alcoholics.
truefax
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:59,
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My assumption is that anyone who works in tv or the theatre
is a massive alcoholic, and probably a bender.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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Ha. Was just watching that, after I reminded myself of it.
It's mint.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06,
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This video appears to be not existing
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:56,
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Yeah, not existing videos are among my most popular links it seems.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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That's what they want you to think....
I'll get my facts from sleep deprived women on mumsnet thank yew very much.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:22,
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Ah mumsnet.
Officially the Worst Place On The Internet. Even worse than 4chan, anything involving furries, buzz feed and QOTW.
(Amorous BadgerNAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:35,
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nothing wrong with 4chan
(SpookySpoonwww.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:06,
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...that fire couldn't fix
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:28,
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if people who think vaccines cause autism dont manage to reproduce, would that be a bad thing?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:40,
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Not the kids fault and might be a bad thing for all the secondary infections their kids pass on to others.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:01,
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I was looking at your archive
Goat really was quite a fucking mentalist. I wonder where he is now
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:23,
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http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com
One thing i've noticed about ALL of this conspiracy nutter mentalist hat stand operations is they are exactly that, and littered with Paypal/credit card/payment options to spend money..
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:58,
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I miss him, though he could be less rambly.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:09,
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New WordI made this!
Dave and Ed are making up a new language.