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This is a link post she can sing

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lux Interior was more succinct....a tad less soulful
Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said, Sam, you don't look human
Took some scissors, went snip-snip
Said, Now everybody's gonna think you're hip
Sam felt his head and said, All women are bad
(Cramps - All Women Are Bad)
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
But does she blend ?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post She'd be even better if she left the crossword alone for a sec.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post I made a short and vaguely seasonal animation... NSFW I made this!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Heart warming
:D
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Heart hearth warming
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzBpJ1XYwc
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 evar in R burning loins...

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Jolly festive.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They've Got Wood.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post chest nuts roasting on an open fire :D
top animation!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Brief description of British and European armed forces equipment
Spearfish sounds like it could you a realy bad day if you are on the wrong side
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post wtf is that?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Look it's not a protest if you having a good time.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkdqCTcDkbc
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Dateline: 9/11
Nevah forgit.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to believe after thousands of years of human evolution those girls at the beginning had no idea of what complete and utter bell ends they came across as
it's simply not possible
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You cannot speak about Jamaicans in that manner!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the way the girl in the middle tried so hard to put the melody into her rap
whilst the the other two just belted it out completely oblivious it was probably meant to be some form of musical effort, you know with the percussion and all
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They keep that up and no man will want them. They'll die as dry husks.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Young women must be warned about the perils and dangers of distracting their fragile minds with any issue more topical than what they prepare for the dinner table

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is that .gif of Kirk punching a ladY?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the middle one is either retarded or stoned out of mind
both??
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I came across this by typing random video id.
TRUFAX
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey that's fun
I got this vimeo.com/152364
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck them
awful awful people :(
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Watermelon

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT A MELON

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post WART. EH? MEL. ON.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
WATERMELON!
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post best watermelon video
has never been beaten, will never be beaten.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew what that was before I clicked it

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's no grapefruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbCamJxaGHc NSFW
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I also probably know what that vid is of...I wont chance it

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's RACIST!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post Driver in Calgary has a little trouble backing out of parking space
ronsealio
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way you managed to shoehorn Canada into the title
Would never happen in 'Murica 'cos they're not dog-dang socialists.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're beginning to be a one-trick pony. Can I just write a note to your Overlords that you're defending the Parti sufficiently and you can call it a day?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You can send it c/o Obama, he'll pass it on to me when I next see him.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you tell him that if he's going to actually do the immigration thing to actually do it?
I looked at those two executive orders and they are nothing like what he promised on TV. He may just be setting up the Homeland Security head for a fall ...
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads*
SINGING "It's like ray-eee-ayne on your wedding day"
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
dictionary.reference.com/browse/ironic?s=t
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd, American cars are noted for their manoverability over here.
Nimble as fairy sprites it is said.

[edit]
Oh, Canada....
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I lived in Canada for a number of years. Best way to get the upset is to say you're from America.
Ooooh, they don't like that one.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Do American tourists still say they're from Canada so they don't get abuse / kidnapped?
BTW I was in Capri for my honeymoon earlier this year and on a coach with a few of your kind.

Please could you tell every other American that it is not necessary to SPEAK OUT LOUD EVERY FUCKING THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH THEIR FUCKING SKULLS?

Thank you.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
and Canadians hate them for it as it puts the Canadians at greater risk.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post H8TRZ B H8TN
I'm not sure the loud talking is singular to Americans, but it does beg the question as to why they're not getting enough attention in their lives.

You had some American's on a coach on your honeymoon?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully just for 1 day, but bloody hell it was hard work not to push them off the lovely Almafi coastal road.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Almafi?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, what a way to go.
I had a girlfriend like that once: when we were in public I was sure she was talking to everyone around us when she spoke to me. Attention whore of the first degree.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You had an American girlfriend?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Capri FTW!
Capri is fucking excellent. Waiting to go to Ischia next time ...
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thats the place were they have that stream running accross the road isnt it?


Oh btw typical BMW driver
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post We were stating in Sorento and travelling out each day.
Lovely part of the world.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post most pretentious diet evah
thanks bad science!
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a massive dump and then sniff my pits
if they're not to bad i'll skip the shower, smoke a fag then drive to work.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ALRIGHT PETER ANDRE

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, worryingly accurate.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to return some video tapes.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts on post-Peter Gabriel genesis*

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Almonds...
...ACTIVATE.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post sprouted probably
Yeah. Just checked that.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cultured Vegetables'?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this one
"Our vegetables are... different".
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "Americans who hold passports"
is the politer term.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not entirely sure I would know what to say to someone when offered a cup of tea
PG Tips or 'A cup of ginger and liquorice root tea?'
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a bit missing which damns it slighty
food.ninemsn.com.au/img/2012/evans-diet.jpg

found it by searching for 'activated almonds'
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I googled 'Activated Potato'
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an Irish Sleeper Cell isn't it?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
context? this is the internets. glad that knob was slagged off by the publication, even if it was rather diplomatic.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i want some emu meatballs

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post I sold a Christmas cunt on etsy. I made this!
I didn't expect that, so I came here for a little brag.



Anyone got any better ideas for childish filth I could cut out with my Laser?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
One of my favourite words
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what she said.
Looks lush too. My neighbour would bloody love that, Imma gonna send her the linky.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, your seductive neighbour
not the 'art student' who winks at you as you walk past her front window in her diaphanous nightie, hanging like gossamer over her well rounded breasts as her tongue caresses and toys with a shard of marmite covered toast?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm. I fear your imagination has heavily embellished an anecdote that wa.......
HEY PUT IT AWAY
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the alcoholic, bender music.. it's ruined me
b3ta.com/links/1254210
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.That's a little too thought through. Applauds

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post how about
Jim fixed me?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 3D print, then glitter?
Materials "Laser", cor! I'ld like a pendent made of laser!
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cunt made of pure light.
Or just a cunt cut out of acrylic sheet and then covered with glitter. One of those is true.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
a cunt made of pure light is a beautiful thing. Both bringers of life.
It is also a favourite word of mine, for special occasions like sex and meeting the prime minister (my mum told me off for that one).
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I love etsy
People will buy any old shit.

More of this sort of thing!
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post More?


I also make classy cunts. Three years and it hasn't sold.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post well mexico

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post God I bloody love lasercutters- great fun.
How much for a cunt badge? Same typeface, but manly colours/non-glittery?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sparkles aren't manly?
Cor
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well I do have these lovely manly keyrings available in 'cunt'


But I could quite easily knock you up a badge with a bright red cunt on a white background too for around a tenner and postage. Just go to the 'request a custom order' bit on etsy.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That wood/perspex finish is well nice, love the cursive "yeah" too.. B3tan discount? *wink* *wink*
I jest.
Totally gonna order one this afternoon, you may get an order from my neighbour too.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait: You're a female??
I'm out. The very idea.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Straining my eyes here, can you make it bigger?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^too much wanking
off sailors
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being jel of my terrific hair

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post nice work !
i need a lazer cutter soooo badly
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've wanted one for ages too, 3d printers are cheaper now though.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post So which US based b3tan organised a furry convention over the weekend?
I'm thinking possibly Coxxy/gunmetal - though he would been particularly knarked off at the state funded emergency services sorting things out/trying to turn everyone into communists at the end.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst ... Down there ...
But you were bang-on with the gunmetal guess; he posted it.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah. Well, he definitely organised it then
The monstrous neoliberal that he is
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post People are strange

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post when you're a stranger

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Ultimate Allahu Akbar Fails Compilation
5:10 ftw
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it,
so there...
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't play it because I don't want to see the dog go 'spload.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Really?
Seriously?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post this video does not exist?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post At least it's sorry.
Can you be sorry and not exist at the same time?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even in Googles cache
are you sure this exists?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Such are the mysteries of the Internet

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts on "Tales of the Unexpected" theme tune*
*dances in front of the fire, in the nip*
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew the prop buyer for that show, they were all massive alcoholics.
truefax
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post My assumption is that anyone who works in tv or the theatre
is a massive alcoholic, and probably a bender.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds plausible and highly likely
alcoholic, bender music
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Was just watching that, after I reminded myself of it.
It's mint.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This video appears to be not existing

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, not existing videos are among my most popular links it seems.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Frozen Iron (18sec).

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea why this exists

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's to counter-balance the existence of UKIP.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Idiots fighting things
things that arent people. Or alive.

2.33 made me laugh
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post every single injury justly deserved
0:14 is the best one
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's clearly a male thing.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:33 is amazing

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post 12 days of Tubgirl and Goatse NSFW
Something festive!

(NSFW, but not that bad. Finally a use for 3-D printing).
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the christmas spirit

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Heart-warming.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Imma just leave this here.
Warning: Upworthy link - likely to contain wooly lefty handwringing.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what they want you to think....
I'll get my facts from sleep deprived women on mumsnet thank yew very much.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah mumsnet.
Officially the Worst Place On The Internet. Even worse than 4chan, anything involving furries, buzz feed and QOTW.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing wrong with 4chan

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ...that fire couldn't fix

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post if people who think vaccines cause autism dont manage to reproduce, would that be a bad thing?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the kids fault and might be a bad thing for all the secondary infections their kids pass on to others.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking at your archive
Goat really was quite a fucking mentalist. I wonder where he is now
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Junior minister probably.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com
One thing i've noticed about ALL of this conspiracy nutter mentalist hat stand operations is they are exactly that, and littered with Paypal/credit card/payment options to spend money..
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss him, though he could be less rambly.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post New Word I made this!
Dave and Ed are making up a new language.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
isn't it just
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)

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