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This is a link post Whats's more 90's than Doom? Nothing that's what.
Also have some scans and artwork John Romeros just released on his twatter.
twitter.com/romero/media
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Rockin'
I don't seem to remember there being this much music. Or any at all for that matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it depended on which sound card you had.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't seen the name John Romeros in years as I haven't really kept up with games news.
Seeing it immediately remind me of this:

Romero is playing a "milkmatch" - a deathmatch with a twist. "Whoever loses the best of two out of three has to drink rotten milk out of a jug that's been sitting there for months," Romero explains, laughing maniacally. His eyes are rooted to the screen. "You pour it into a big cup. It comes out in like yellow blocks."

Boke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *makes notes for next B3ta Bash Quiz*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that game
so much
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post E1M1 has gotta be one of the finest bits of midi music ever programmed.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oo i got the panning the wrong way round
https://soundcloud.com/usernameiscatchy/level-1-ruff-desk-mix
 (mr ruffles, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it is awesome
What's your point?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Slack-jawed and speechless
only looks like awe.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Enforced rectal feeding of hummus"?????
Fucking hell, america.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit extreme for sure.
Why didn't they use something nice instead like chicken soup?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lack of cooking skills?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They could used tinned?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat little fingers

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hummus is just enhanced chickpeas

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Activated chickpeas?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you implying that you pop chickpeas up your bumhole?
I think you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post Stewart Lee being helped out by Christ NSFW
I know you lot love Stewart Lee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been trying to find this link for fucking ages!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks :D

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in the pro-Lee camp and this is a masterpiece.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That joke's much better when Joe Pasquale tells it

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post 90's Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post old lady old lady old oh!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post 90's Friday? Hell yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Even with the sound off, you can tell she's Scottish by her Dougray Scott bottom lip.
Doesn't need its own thread but I heard Hole's Malibu a week or so ago, and it's been lodged in my ear ever since.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :D amazing
and what a finish
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post All those hours on the training ground were worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post LIQUID FOOTBALL!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just like watching Wimbledon in 1988

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Back of the net
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thriker!

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a foot like a traction engine!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post I wrote a little silly song about coffee yesterday...mmm coffee I made this!
I've tried to feature every single variety of coffee available, just cos.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like this
lovely stuff. I like coffee a lot. Proper coffee. I have grown to realise after decades of drinking strong instant coffee that it is SHIT. A year or 2 ago I bought a stove top coffee maker (a 6 cup bialetti one) and it has totally changed my life.

Everyone needs to have one. Those electronic espresso machines are SHIT and USELESS you need a stovetop one.

Also I like songs, especially songs about things. and also stuff. So yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man, I've been given a slot at a festival in the summer, but now that I'm bandless am having to write material again
I'm thinking of silly little acoustic songs like this. I might start it off slowly and get faster and faster live so that it's more than a minute long, like a caffeine rush. haha.
Also, those stovetops are awesome, I switch between that and a caffetiere, my old man lives in france and sends me coffee, which is nice of him :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth every bean...
www.amazon.co.uk/Bialetti-Brikka-Espresso-Maker-Cream/dp/B0001DJT7G
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Good stuff.
I'm with the young Stallion above, although my conversion came at the hands of Monmouth Coffee in London. Never owned a stove-top thing, French Presse all the way. Hadn't tasted instant coffee for a few years and couldn't believe how foul it was when a 'friend' made me one :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like freeze dried rat shit, and I assume tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You missed out Pact

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I wouldn't shamelessly advertise that noncey glug

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post Moving into Early 90's Friday........
the JAMS comment on the recent weather bomb
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
This is a link post Girlfriend coats toilet paper with pepper spray
Ring stingeree
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Viral Brothers"
fuck right off
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They are called that because they have ebola

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post #ladettebantz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't care who the video came from. That guys ringpiece is on fire and that's all that matters
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake shirley.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post 51 beautiful sentences from literature.
Liked the Wallace Stegner one and this one:

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.”
—Nicole Krauss, The History of Love
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They missed:
"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! "
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter" - Nietzsche

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite Wodehouse quotes:
"Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellow man which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Big Data " Dangerous" NSFW
Great Song and hilarious video
(goatsy open wide, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, highly listenenable, highly amusing and highly disturbing
In about the right measure.
*click*
(You could have given a hipster beard alert mind!)
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post worth it despite the beard

(sithemong, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post More 80s electornica Thrusday

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the guy from Mouserat?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Chris Platt before he lost weight.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dreadful dire Merkin music and no way electronica, just the usual Vh1 fare you post every day.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was afraid the wardens wouldn't let you online today. Hallo!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Jet Black pope?
Fiveskin?
Threeskin?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot the most important skin.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Aryan coloured?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post How To Summon a Demon (1m 26s).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I just stuck a rollingpin up my arse and got there in 1m 25s
Beat that
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The rolling pin?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr....no ta, Spazzy. You win.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Watch what happened when a 30 stone man entered ‘Mr Gay UK’
I would be surprised if he could find it ...
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gays are so bigoted.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They're very 'fattist.'

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never make it. As established earlier, I'm an American who looks like the Michelin man, has a small penis and hates everyone.
May be why I fit in so well here.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard you've only got 9mm in your pocket

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse! .380
Waaaaaaaaahhh!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Come come,
We don't hate you, just what you represent.

Erm, that was meant to make you fell better, but it does not sound right.

At least you have the balls to take a beating and still be cheerfully upbeat,
putting you way above the habitual NRA is GOD troll that infests the internets these days..

Shit, that sounds bad too.

Last try; You're cool, just don't shoot me bro'.

I give up.

Just keep posting, whatever happens, we got to keep talking.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEx5ovtkivo
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Canadian.
The land the ruddy English stole from us before we could sell it to America to fund war against England.

The bastards.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I could give you Jean Jacques Goldman, but he has that Welsh guy singing with him.
And La Bas just doesnt do it for me.

But I have a soft spot for Yves Duteil.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking elevator muzak
How con one lsten to that tripe.

"American" Can't explain everything.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Tabs. :(

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Was he on fluffing duties?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post felching duties

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 6:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Blegh
Dirty bum-sniffing homos
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post You must be out of your brilliant mind
1986. I'm guessing two-thirds of you never heard this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post the other third of me did. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I had sex to this in the school disco.
Luckily it was only three minutes long...
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing you've moved on to slurries for your self-degradation.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ...with Mr Jones, the 53 year old geography teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mrs Bell? you dirty old dog ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post love that track
and a great album
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the better songs from the eighties

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post magic
i haven't heard this for years.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it granddad
No one wants to hear your boring classical music.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Not Available in my country
But this live track is.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 3:47, Reply)
This is a link post 80s Electronica Thursdays?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
And if we're on this kind of thing...

Suicide - Diamonds, Fur-coat, Champagne

www.youtube.com/watch?v=34nu225IX4E
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What the Crivens?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Later video, fan-added
The song itself is of it's time, classy, wonderful.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And this...
Fad Gadget - Ricky's Hand

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7ghGP5YWLU
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And this...
John Foxx - Underpass

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA-aFWOZOw
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Numan Wanabee
But not bad :)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You are fucking joking.
Dennis Leigh (for it is he) is acknowledged as being one of the most influential musicians that the universe has ever known.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post remove the s from https and it will embed as a reply

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew
Many thanks
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I mis-heard the name of this when I saw him at Reading Uni
So I ended up shouting "Underpants" at the top of my voice, not knowing why I was getting strange looks from the people around me.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather spooky
Going through boxes of old shit and all my 80s/90s albums in plastic covers of course a couple of days ago I found "You gotta say yes to another excess" and had a nostalgic moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant LP and a hugely under appreciated band
Salut Mayoumba off that still is a great tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my favourite piece of driving music.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)
This is a link post Art Of Noise - Close To The Edit - live
Like a bit of this
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That-there Anne Dudley was interviewed on Radio 4 the other day
She is rather wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post And that bass from 2:30 is well-lush (as the youngsters say nowadays).

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The not live version was on MTV a lot
back when it was a watchable thing... I liked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 3:50, Reply)
This is a link post [New Techno, House & Electro Releases] "Smak My Badger" EP34 I made this!
Get warmed up for the weekend with my weekly radio show mix of the latest tracks from clubland.
(BadgerSmaker, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You are getting better at this
Really cool, keep it up, wave at us from the stage on your future arena tour.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Thanks!!! Next show is tomorrow night 8 GMT on insanityradio.com would be great to hear from you during the mix.
 (BadgerSmaker, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)
This is a link post Red Dwarf - documentary on series 1.
Honest and amusing look at making a telly programme for the beeb in the late 80s. And a fine one at that.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he rape that woman in the end?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it's very hard to rape a woman in the middle.
Er..I mean DJ Ray Teret does...I've said too much...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not according to the law of the land.
He was aquitted.

Though he still strikes me as a dodgy cunt.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What could possibly be dodgy about wanting your taxi driver to stop off at services for you to buy some grot-mags and snort some coke in the bogs,
And then asking him to pull over at the next layby so's you could snort some more coke and have a wank?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Too fucking right.
Any cunt arrested for anything ever should be subjected to the only true form of justice : trial by media, the court of public opinion never gets it wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post HI TABS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's gotta be Coxxy

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially shoplifting, hi Tabs!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Skag head Scouser.
Not you Pissy... You're far different :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't skag, it was coke.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, crack if you're being pedantic

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Coke on the come down I believe.... Maybe.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A shit one you mean...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the LOVELIEST HATD. :(
So LOVELY, and yet, so WRONG.
:(
*Sad panderings*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post STOODGE! *leaps* *grabs*
*wrestles*
I do love you but YOU are wrong.
It's as funny as the IT crowd.
And that's as funny as cancer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But cancer's really serio...
... oh, you scamp! *shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
I GOT YOU!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
That's TWICE you've been WRONG in ONE thread. I might have to revoke your LOVELY Card if this goes on.
*Stern look over glasses*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *gasps*
but I AM lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post But wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This man is one piece of sleasy shit
How he gets any work is beyond me
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't have an hour to spare.
Worth watching 4:30 - 5:00 for a good gag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Great watch

Thanks :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 23:11, Reply)

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