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H.R. Giger facehugger/Moomin rainbow Klanger cake
Not a great video but the cake is ace.
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Sherbs, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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yes
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:58,
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yes
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:28,
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yes
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:15,
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Probably.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:43,
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CaC
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:08,
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A cat being a cunt to a poor puppy
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:18,
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I watched Part 2 of that video and it literally blew my mind
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:47,
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I had not
it did blow my mind.
People are very odd
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:04,
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Don't You (Forget About Me) - A Tribute to 80's Teen Movies
All aboard the Nostalgia Express* - how many can you name without resorting to the list under the fold?
*Token blacks welcome
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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I find the lack of Molly Ringwalds pants disturbing.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:16,
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BLIMEY
There's some memories right there.
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Minkster, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:44,
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Welcome to Jurassic park
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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Jimmy Mallet
I made this!
This is possibly the most coherent Murphy has ever been
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bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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Ans the moral of the story is
always check the username before following the link
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:54,
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just imagine how much more
insufferable the cunt will be when there's a SNP and Labour coalition after the next election.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:25,
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bob or jim?
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:40,
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Jim is fucked.
As is the Scottish Labour Party.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:46,
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nice
murphy really is a tremendous bell end likes.
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:19,
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Made in Chelsea goes to Paris...
I made this!
it had to be done....
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db123, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:57,
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I didn't think this racist stuff could get any worse.
Now I think I might have been subjected to my first few seconds of Made In Chelsea as well :'(
FFS
We need a new 'NSFW' tag that warns people they're about to watch brainless shite.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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fray man i really don't want to be an internet cunt and get all godwinish
but i bet you can think of a more racist precedent than current levels of racism. :D
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:23,
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Oliver Proudluck never gassed no Jews!
(I googled 'Made in Chelsea cunt' and picked the most ridiculous name, FYI
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 18:32,
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It is possible there wasn't any space for that guy
it is possible they pushed him off after he tried to push on. It's also possible they were conscious of how this might be perceived given he was black and burst into song celebrating how everyone calls them racists as some kind of defensive mechanism. It is then entirely possible this had nothing to do with anyone being racist.
Not that I am advocating rowdy yobish chanting on a metro train or anything, but as with everything in life it's possible there may be less to this than actually meets the eye.
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:50,
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does lols
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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^Chelsea fan
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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#racistbantz
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:17,
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Is that actually made in chelsea to start with, or is it a spoof?
Genuinely confused. If that's not a spoof...how in the fuck...?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:51,
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its kinda made in chelsea
to promote each season they do song skits...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXbuGPuS6OziQQIIij24xsU46QrOjrXJJ
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db123, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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Declassified USAF internal training film
Simulation of nuclear exchange from first contact to several days later...
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:55,
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Cheers, love this sort of thing.
*bookmarks for later*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:59,
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Do you like Hulk Hogan? Do you like videos?
I made this!
Have a Hulk Hogan video that we did.
youtu.be/ivKkGK4r6o4
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:21,
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Worth watching, just for the lady at the end
She's lully
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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That was great!
Thought I always thought "don't do drugs" and "Stay in school" was more of a Mr. T thing.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:18,
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A Musical Atomic Leg Drop !
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:02,
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I Hate Basketball
But I like this a lot.
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Big Ramifications, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:59,
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I was waiting for a herd of Triceratops to burst out of the garage on the left half way through
but they never came
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:18,
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I Hear You Brother
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lYWdenDYzU
Needed a random dinosaur.
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Big Ramifications, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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YES
More of this sort of thing!
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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Haha, that's fucking brilliant!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:13,
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Ok, so I've spent 6 months and 19 days irritated that I missed my 10th b3taday
So here's my (personal) glassiest cock.
ie: the first thing I think ever saw on b3ta. Still makes me laugh :D
*salutes malevole*
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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that was terrific
*click*
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:11,
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If I remember rightly,
this made it into the old B3ta TV pilot.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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so that means you're the same age exactly as me then
or is there some trickery at play here?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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hmm
No it would appear we're exactly the same age. Spooky
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:03,
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ive missed all me candels dayz
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colmcq2, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:10,
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"wrong place at the wrong time" hmmm
I bet if he wasn't chanting he was still giggling away like a complicit Richard Hammond
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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speaking of UKIP
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ukip-candidate-wonders-what-happens-5189256
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaa fucking hell, nice recovery though, "subsidies, I meant subsidies"
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:57,
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Hahahahaha
Fucking hell
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:04,
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When renewable energy runs out, WE ALL DIE
Really. No sunlight, no wind, no waves... the planet will be dead.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:48,
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*Party of the people*
"a former pupil at the £30,000 a year Millfield public school"
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:02,
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How about this little gem from the graundad article:
www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/feb/19/chelsea-fan-in-paris-metro-video-posed-in-picture-with-nigel-farage
Mitchell McCoy, a 17-year-old Chelsea fan who was also on the train, has spoken to a number of media outlets defending the incident, claiming there was no racism involved. He told LBC: “The carriage was full up, there was no room for him to get on and he tried to force himself on. He was really aggressive, pushing himself. I’d say it was self defence, pushing him off.”
Asked whether the pushing and chanting were connected, he said: “No of course it wasn’t connected. The press are trying to make something out of nothing.”
At the time of the incident, McCoy sent a number of tweets which he later deleted, including one which read: “Our captain is a racist a racist a racist and that is why we love him we love him we love him.” In replies to other tweeters, he claimed people in the video were his friends and that the fans weren’t “letting white people on either”.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:04,
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:26,
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He's public school educated?
That punctuation is terrible.
Write out a hundred times...
"racist est dux est , et ideo racist est racist diligitur proximus diligitur proximus diligitur"
before evensong or no spotted dick for you!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:46,
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"Chelsea ite domum"?
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:00,
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Lets be fair though. That chant is pretty funny.
Finding it funny and posting it doesn't make you a racist.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:26,
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It's not funny at all
Its perpetuating the idea that being a massive racist is fine and its glamorising it. The club bear the responsibility for this, for backing their racist club captain to the hilt though, instead of firing him, like any workplace that wasn't a football club would do. Hell even UKIP fire the people who get caught doing racisms...
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:17,
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eViLegion is a racist a racist a racist
apologist
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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Public school?
Was he too wimpy for ruggar?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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"Mr Parsons’s aunt Louise told the Standard that the incident had “come out of the blue”
Much like the majority of UKIP voters, eh?
#LilbitofpoliticsthereladiesandgentlemenImBenEltonGoodnight
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:36,
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Have A Listen To You Floggers
Comedy site, correct?
Everywhere you go there's some Left-tard flogger getting up in your biz. Take it elsewhere, gents.
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Big Ramifications, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 3:34,
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Seriously? Another one?
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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^this
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:43,
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This is good news.
I think.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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You mean based on 1 good film from 36 years ago, one ok 80s machismo-fest and then
Alien 3, 4, Alien vs Predator 1 and 2, the comics Alien versus predator/Terminator/Batman/Robocop/Superman/Judge Dredd and Blomkamps decidedly average Elysium?
Yes, very good news.
Fingers crossed its got a main robot character, that would be great
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:11,
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This might be bad news.
I think.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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bet the power loader has a South African accent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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Fokken pronz...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:20,
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I might be the only person in the world
Who liked Alien Resurrection.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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Nah...there's two of us...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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Nope
I thought it was great fun. Wasn't a horror by any means, but I liked it plenty.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:21,
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I liked Alien 3 but don't tell anyone
I prefer the horror/suspense films to the ones with guns in.
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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3 was ace.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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It was ok but just seem to be 'almost'
almost as if some of the characters just got in the way with the basics of what I really wanted it to be, which was xenomorphs terrorizing humans set in a dark environment
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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I liked it for the most part, let down by bad dialogue and acting
same as Aliens
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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Game over man!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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“You’ve blown the main transaxle… ease down, ease down”
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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You missed out "You're just grinding metal"
Now I hate you. Stop doing Aliens wrong.
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call…
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:37,
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I think some bits of it are really good, but I thought the hybrid plot/whatever was daft
I like Alien 3 too
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custard, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:50,
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It can be milked
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:06,
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Just reading about this
A hearty sense of relief they've separated this and the Prometheus thing. I suspect it might have dawned on them after Aliens, the films were pale shadows of the first two; something I hope they keep in their sights
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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May I take this opportunity to reiterate how much Prometheus sucked and blew, simultaneously?
That everyone concerned with its production hasn't been drowned in their own effluvia sickens me.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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I to find it an affront to civilization everyone involved hasn't been locked in gibbets and strung up on lampposts
for people in double decker buses to demonstrate their displeasure with flamethrowers as they pass
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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*reads*
*gets thrown out of library for wanking*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:08,
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I've just had to show the Director of the Menagerie du Jardin des Plantes around this one
an irritable inconvenicance, I was busy here on b3ta
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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OOOH LAH-DI-DAH
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:38,
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*rolls naked in his own effluvia masturbating feverishly*
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:36,
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I liked Prometheus
It entertained me. That is what a film should do.
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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It's nice that you were distracted by the PEW PEW SHINY SHINY
to notice that it shat on & then raped the original film. Repeatedly.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:43,
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whhhaaaat?
I liked it too, would you rather another guardians of the galaxy or Lucy?
People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
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Ohhh... well if YOU liked it Tits then I take it all back! ;-)
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:39,
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*weeps*
nobody's ever been so kind.
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I still HATE you.
I hope a tramp endlessly shits diarrhoea into your held-open mouth to a looped soundtrack of Whitney's "I will always love you".
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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Well that saves me the effort of asking what you're doing for half term.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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He could just watch Prometheus repeatedly
To achieve a similar feeling
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:21,
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"I will always love you"
is a classic song written by Whiteney Houston, and is one of my faves.
When you say hate though, like really hate or love/hate?
You love me really.
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It was written by Dolly Parton
In 1974
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:48,
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whhhaaaaaaat?
Guardians of the Galaxy was a fun film with good characters and plenty of humour.
People like you are the reason why we have safe "knicker fizzers" like 50 shades of grey.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:10,
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Guardians of the Galaxy
was shit. Boring, same old crap. Couldn't make it past 40 mins without wanting to skip forward, ended up just leaving it at that.
I was looking forward to it but it turned out crappy. Shame.
Seriously though, at east there was effort put into Prometheus, and it's only part 1 of 3, so didn't explain everything.
If people can't watch a film without talking animals and comic strip characters, well, I may as well go on my shooting rampage today.
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Well I for one is happy Ents are getting more mainstream work in hollywood rather than being pushed to the background.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:43,
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Always worth dragging out
www.b3ta.com/links/815353
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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 16:14,
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We all know mutated monty isn't of sound mind
not like the rest of us here.
;)
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So aparently Russian jets tried to invade cornwall yesterday...
First the Spanish in 1595 and now this.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:39,
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People keep getting uppety about jets being scrambled to meet Russian bombers on exercises.
Forgetting that if the Russian planes simply want to head in a westerly direction, they have to pass fairly close to UK airspace, what with our airspace being to the west of Russia and all.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:42,
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But if fills up news feeds and keeps as in a state of fear which the shape shifting feckers who rule us want
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:49,
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Keeps reinforcing the point that Russia is the enemy
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:56,
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Well invading Eastern Europe is acting a bit enemy-ish isn't it?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:10,
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russia haven't invaded us i don't think but we sent troops to aid the white army after the revolution and so kinda invaded russia eh?
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tickle I was away, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:46,
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are you in a state of fear?
do you want a cuddle?
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:46,
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That's no reason not to shoot them down.
Starting WW3 would be Cornwalls most significant achievement for decades.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:50,
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You'd have to be a pretty good shot to take out a bomber with a pasty
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:51,
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Front part has explosive, rear compartment propellent
guidance and ground beef in the middle.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:53,
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ooh-aah akbar
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:59,
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lol
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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A stinger crammed with cream teas would do the job
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:55,
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I heard they were easy to jam.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:58,
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I'm sure if the RAF decided to go on exercises in the pacific crossing close to Russian airspace there would be a bit of posturing from them.
Also Putins been playing silly buggers all over the North Sea, Channel and Irish sea for a while now.
The cold wars starting up again and all this is relevant.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:59,
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I think this one might get a bit hotter
Russia is in a weaker position than it was at the beginning of the cold war, its more susceptible to any more economic sanctions the west will impose if Putin starts throwing his weight around in other former soviet bloc countries. He could be backed into a corner where war seems like the best option to him.
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:10,
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Ha
The Russian economy and Putin's grand plans for it have backfired with the collapse in oil prices, because Putin put all his eggs in one basket and planed economic growth based on selling energy. An actual war with the west is the last thing he needs to perpetuate his woes any further, especially given his military forces aren't in any shape to take on Nato
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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Thing is
The Russian military is in a pretty terrible state at the moment. They've been starved of funding for so long now there's a serious safety risk to their own crews from their own equipment. Their only aircraft carrier is basically unseaworthy at the moment.
They'd announced a massive upgrade plan building new ships, fighters and missiles, and a potential new bomber was on the drawing board, but that was all to be funded by energy money.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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Well he's probably assuming NATO is not going to retaliate starting WW3 isn't he?
And given past events he could be forgiven for assuming that and could be why he's still fighting this by proxy.
AS for the economy, that's not stopped nations being aggressive in the past has it?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:17,
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I believe the main complaint is that the Russian bombers
are not filing flight plans (or are deviating from plans filed), and are switching off transponders.
This is illegal, and dangerous.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:26,
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Royal Thug Life
NSFW
Old vid, I guess, but I don't care. Deal wid it.
I know it's not hip or modern to like the royals, but I like them. And these two do at least give an outward appearance of normality.
NSFW for swears.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:38,
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haha!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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you're not my real brother.
...you don't know how right you are...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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Brilliant
Loved the Scumbag Steve cap.
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Big Ramifications, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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^This
Lolled both times I watched it, but not until the glasses, spliff and hat were put on the screen.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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ROYAL BANTZ!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:15,
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Surfing tips from Australia
NSFW
Possibly NSFW (there's an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka-dot fucking swear)
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:18,
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I don't know who any of them are.
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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How can you not know who these guys are?
That first one, he's the TV bloke from Australian TV who does those TV things, and that other bloke well he's that surfer bloke who apparently does surfing things and sends creepy unsolicited texts to the first bloke's girlfriend.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:09,
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Serious shit going down in Newcastle
The locals are livid
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:07,
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broken britain
it's the first sign of the apocalypse
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:10,
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END OF DAYS!
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SpunkyBackpack, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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fucking hell, the sidebar on that site is a whole heap of cheery
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:25,
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Oop Norf Innit
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:26,
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I just noticed that
A bit grim
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:50,
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Just reading other stories from that rag: They are keen on the old wife-beating up there, aren't they?
Lindsey Pringle was beaten black and blue, left with a broken spine, shattered teeth & permanent eye damage "I think he loved me too much but he showed it in the wrong way,” she said.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:48,
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Words fail
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:54,
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Tough love
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:01,
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yep it's a real problem there
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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I think there's still another 4 within waddling distance
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:33,
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Woo! Breaking News!
I look forward to the rolling 24hr broadcast.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:08,
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an interview with Harry Shearer
NSFW
WTF podcast
Edit: NSFW swearyness
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:53,
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Do I need to know who Harry Shearer is to enjoy this?
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:00,
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The Fonz man! The Fonz!
Edit: Oh wait, no that's Henry Winkler.
Edit edit: He's the chap who does loads of voices in the Simpsons and is the bass player in Spinal Tap.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:03,
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yes that's the one
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:18,
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He was excellent in Nixon's the One too.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:21,
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And he scored a shit-ton of goals for Newcastle
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:40,
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Arrgh! NSFW swearyness
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:17,
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Oh sorry about that
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:19,
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Giant pet raccoon rides owner's back
Something to do with 50 Shades of Grey?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 7:55,
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Life needs more people crawling about their kitchens on their hands and knees with raccoons on their backs
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:36,
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Gordon Ramsay's new show format?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:58,
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That is one fat fucker
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:47,
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Fat raccoons
Not one, but TWO fat raccoons in a kitchen
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:56,
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Are fat racoons in kitchens a thing now?
#FRIKs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:05,
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A single raccoon in the kitchen is so last year
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:50,
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