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This is a link post God hears everything

(evilengine, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Stormtrooper Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post British Boffin Invents "Selfie-Slayer"
Uses a rPi to block users access to shitty social media sites like instagram, by detecting the packets and then disconnecting their narcissitic shitty phone from the WiFi network...works on nearly any public wifi system.

Brilliant invention.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post but also illeagle

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And would make people sickasaparrot

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use droidsheep,
or faceniff to do this already.

Well, obviously I DONT, as its illegal and that BUT.. If I WAS going to, then I would use them.
And wifikill to kick them off the network completely would also hypothetically be used.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "but the focus is crushing hipster vanity"

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Model Has Six Ribs Removed In World's Smallest Waist Bid
The fuck?

Yeah... you look real nice love :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaah!!1
could not make it past the intro, made me feel all queasy.
 (sithemong, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my books she was fair prettier before all the surgery.
Still, each to their own I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post because worlds ugliest fake tits was already taken?
I can't believe a doctor could ethically do this
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post There don't appear to be any ethics in plastic surgery
Nearly all of these "extreme" surgery victims appear to need serious counselling, rather than surgery
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/smallest-waist-living-person

Still, 16 inches is literally smaller than my arm, unhealthy :(
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post that looks like it's been badly photoshopped

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.cathiejung.com/cathie-jung-manteo-2011.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh I know it hadn't it's just it doesn't look right
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post either way

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's an inspiration to those of us who want to change the way we look to achieve greatness.
I've always dreamed of having my femurs removed so that i can become a world champion limbo dancer
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insectoid
Like a wasps petiole.
 (Sherbs, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mentally ill

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post money money money money money

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 pinter

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He took his time

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd that it happened now
As opposed to when it might have been seen as the right thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably hoping the war would distract people

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think HT just got it
I would like to think his concern for the BBC is why he's gone
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post for "stepped down"
read quietly and politely fired.
 (sithemong, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I figured this was nearer the mark
When you reach a certain level you're never fired, you're merely encouraged to resign.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who can get duped by that quilted, inept, planetoid crook deserves what's coming to them.
What a massive twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a link post bank note printing company De La rue announced a 38% drop in profits
and is restructuring there business model.

question is how can a company that actualy prints money be it notes or coins actualy make any money when it is being paid in what it makes?

Can any else on here understand the screwed up mentality of this ?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot more money out there than there is cash.
Next they'll be demanding that all cars and houses are paid for with paper money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Company provides a manufacturing service, company is then paid.
Demand for their product is dropping due to competition from technology companies. This is not a complex scenario.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't understand, how come they don't just pay themselves

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that might be a bit illegal

(sithemong, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No your not getting the point of the question
if i make some thing and give to some one in exchange for payment, how can what i give them have more value to me after i have given them it and they give it back to me?

over simplified to buggery.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I get you
Why would anyone buy a ten pound note for eleven pounds. That would be silly.

Edit: Even sillier if they paid cash!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know we dont use the gold standard and have nothing to actualy back our currancy with any more
except empty promises that have no value and are left with the notion that physical money has any value, it reminds me of a similar questionabout the NHS, how is it cheaper for a private company to do the work and and still charge to make a big profit when the NHS could do it and ponly needs to pay costs?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post because
Until they give it to the BoE it's just nicely printed paper, it's only when it's given to the BoE to put into circulation that it becomes money.
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly...
The Bank of England Wizard Lords imbue it with their financial magic.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a Wizard but a Witch...the Queen in fact, who promises to pay the bearer the correct sum..
...the Queen does this by licking each note as it leaves the bank.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're not understanding cash
...Its worthless in and of itself. Its only the promise of the Bank of England (or Scotland!) that makes the plasticky paper note worth anything.

Simple.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post no i understand that and get that part of it
but the being paid in what you make bit
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They make papery plastic to order
They are paid in money.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the fact each one is unique and can't be copied.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I presume they are controlled in the amount they can produce
and are not allowed to just spend it themselves.

i.e they can't just say "Well we're a bit short this month" and then go and print £1m in cash to tide them over.

Just guessing, though...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post No only the Bank of England can do that...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess coz money has serial numbers so it can be accounted for.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post just Ask Jeeves it

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Murder? Shurely shome mishtake?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is my surprised face --> : |
do you by any chance read or work at Private Eye?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neither.
The news has just rendered me a little tired and emotional.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
don't worry, not long now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he just hated doors

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post His lawyers must be kicking themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I bet they still charge him an arm and a... spring.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post this must have fed some lawyers a while

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Dec 2015, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Merrika Fuck Yeah
This is about how I feel tonight after watching my TV...

Oh, and this is pretty well done as well
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh, a gun law debate on /links?
How novel! What, I wonder, will I learn this time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stewart Lee = Pro guns
Limmy = No guns
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
coffee spoons
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know you have over five times the chance of being shot by a gun in the US than you have of being raped
but it's not nearly as much fun
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people. Americans kill people.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullets don't kill people,
BrokenCoccyx kills people
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what he's up to.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post By collating the pertinent information in this thread
I'd guess killing people.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Killing people is the new not killing people.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post the third knuckle on his cell mates right hand?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a link post The Bastian Schweinsteiger advent calendar I made this!
The must-have 24 packs of potato chips this Crimbo
(dogfood, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It suits him
 (dogfood, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post red dwarf never really took off in germany

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Red Baron did though.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Schweinsteiger'
Sounds like Cameron's nickname

Dave 'Schweinsteiger' Cameron
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really want that advent calendar
Also Schweiny sounded a bit Jamaican there!
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best 20 euros I ever spent
Not great on the accents - that wasn't an artistic choice!
 (dogfood, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post drinking sternburg?
powerful.
 (johnsonthemegafauna, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you don't want video views
but sometimes Marcus Wearing has some mannerisms that remind me of you, so it might be topical and easy for you to do a Masterchef based video.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY ADVICE.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Not being bullied enough at school?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever photographed that should be shot
I can't see where that coat ends and the bag begins.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the point?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure it was
It's product photography in which you can't see the product.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
A plain white top, and a model who isn't such a perfumed dandy, and it'd look a whole lot better
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lionel Messi is a goth?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could fit three assault rifles in that

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a link post batman superman zack snyder nonsense
so many questions, mainly "why?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that all looks massively forgettable

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll reserve judgement until I see it
Not much we haven't seen in this genre now zzzz. Quite liking Eisenberg's Luther though. For all his faults, Snyder seems to excel as casting. Shanon's Zod was fantastic IMO.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Let's completely reveal the exact moment of the biggest title-related twist!
And right there in the trailer!
Go go power lucky hyper marketing team!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Hilary Benn
Hilarity Bin
EDIT: any anoraks who want to watch the whole of his speech go here www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuMZ_fm0mPc
The reception he gets at the end is well deserved and pretty amazing, if you watch a lot of HoC stuff that is. If you don't, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 4:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.facebook.com/Mhairi.Black.SNP/videos/784073008388831/
www.facebook.com/Mhairi.Black.SNP/videos/784073008388831/

interesting comparison of his father again with the corbyn in the background
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 5:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very apposite.
Father and son are both very good orators, albeit with, I'm certain (we'll never know for sure since the elder has passed), diametrically opposed views on war.

Jez, however, is far more convincing sitting behind dad than he is sitting next to son.

It's tough at the top.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 5:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post An amazing speech
Nice to see some people haven't lost the will to fight fascism
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the bombing will fix all the problems there

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than doing fuck all
As their carnage continues
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post killing innocents
is better than not killing the guilty?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post cricket applause.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You do know that they bad guys are openly killing innocents?
Because they don't do exactly what they say?

Yes, there will be some innocent people killed, because that's a war... one the bad guys declared on me, you and everyone else that's allowed their stupid niaive opinion.

War's not a great option but it can solve problems ... much more than completely inacitivity does.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post show me where i had an opinion?
you fucking idiot
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 3 Dec 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So when do we start bombing Kuwait and Quatar?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post in quatar of an hour

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't Kuwait

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh man!

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The use of "us" is a bit creepy
The poor sods at the pointy end will not include anyone in that room.
 (frenchtoilet, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Childish rhetoric.
No-one is doubting that the sods need tackling. They're just arguing that doing the same crap that's proved ineffective over and over again isn't going to make a blind bit of difference to the problem, and is just going to devastate innocent parties even further.

But childish rhetoric seems to be what passes for political debate nowadays, so what the fuck. Makey go big BOOM. LoLz.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Talentologist?
Oh fuck off.

Up there with CXO (Customer Experience Officer), CaC (Candidate Attraction Consultant, no not a criticism of feline companions) for filling me with bile and rage
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 4:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your replication is meneged prifessionly
They're not cloning me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her skin colour matches the logo pantone.
What a drab, empty individual.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck war, let's dance!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of Lemon Jelly
I just got a new daughter today and I'm going to damn well post something I like!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
Are you calling her Frogmella or Lo'tar?
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had designs on godzilla.
I was overruled. Massively overruled.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post eBay?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post eBay is crap for good quality vinyl.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bought an inflatable baby?
Hope it's easy to clean
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've brought her into a world of war. What the fuck were you thinking?
Congratulations all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of winning and crushing everyone else beneath my heels.
What do you think a world of war is?

Thanks btw :)
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations

I had my first 10 days ago.

She really enjoys drinking milk, sleeping and shitting.

Haven't had time to introduce her to music through sheer exhaustion from feeding/changing every few hours. All good though :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeping seems to be popular right now.
Feeding is starting to kick off. No shits yet but I confidently expect them to be minging.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post the first one is proper grim, but milk shit is surprisingly innoffensive
then it all gets horrible when you're weaning them
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget teething!
Which seems to add a few tablespoons of vinegar to the mix.

Congratulations BTW, Welcome to the top of the rollercoaster!
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's your duty as a Dad to give her a solid musical foundation...
...that she can be ashamed of in later life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this
It's never left my ipod. Great track.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations! I believe that robots are our future
Children, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats on the bairn

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
Both of my skids were born with this album playing in the background.
 (perkusfux, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had your old daughter broke?
It congrats to you. I've got a 12-week-old lad and it's a lot of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What these^ cunts said.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a bit Spaced after hearing this.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to hear about milky shits but I do want to hear this. Congratulations on the sprog!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post B3tard Scot gets carried away.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where in Ireland is Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Yep.
Again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 23:49, , Reply)

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