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This is a link post Mueasuring gases in the cinema
can tell you what kind of film people are watching
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 29 May 2016, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hey Thomas, was the film last night funny?"
"My readings indicate that it was"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 29 May 2016, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Are you sure it wasn't all that sauerkraut you had before die movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 29 May 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a link post American documentary about Britain made during the Second World War.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 May 2016, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
This, also, is very good: www.amazon.co.uk/Instructions-American-Servicemen-Britain-1942/dp/1851240853
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 29 May 2016, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP porno vid.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 29 May 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's very much 'Leave the Europeans to their own devices', isn't it?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 29 May 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was referring to their fav period of 1940's, Churchill, Nazi Germans, soldiers, etc.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think UKIP fans would find some of the tone of the vid more than a little patronising.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure
UKIP fans, or BUF as they where known the,n were clearly on the German side.
They did not exactly win WW2 as I don't recall German being a obligatory subject in school.
And were/should be treated as the perfidious traitors that they were/are.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 30 May 2016, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The Riot of Spring
Nice animated score for a piece of complex music, so outlandish at the time, there was a near riot at the first performance - on this day in 1913.

Now it sounds rather like a film score.

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZ7lfdhVQw
- a drama-doc on the development and riot themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 May 2016, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try that on Guitar Hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 May 2016, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
love this.
can't imagine a performance today being so out there that it had a similar effect.

(the docu link is a bit mangled though, but usable)
 (Melatonin, Sun 29 May 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post When Sonic Youth performed their 'Goodbye 20th Century' album, instead of the usual noisy rock their fans were hoping for,
the atmosphere was similarly testy.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 29 May 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The LA riots of 1992 were directly attributable to a Maroon 5 concert
All the more remarkable since the band weren't to be formed for another 9 years. That's how riot-inducing they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 29 May 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
i can totally see why that caused such a reaction at the time, parts of it sound like an orchestra having a nervous breakdown.

Weird how its impossible to hear it now without imagining corresponding movie scenes, in fact it sounds like a lot of bits have been cribbed over the years by movie composers.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 29 May 2016, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally cribbed by John Williams for Star Wars!
The start of part two (about 15 mins in), compared with the Dune Sea from Star Wars. You can blend them seamlessly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't so much the music that caused the consternation
It was Najinsky's choreography, which culminated in him, dressed as a Satyr, humping the cast-off dress of a nymph in the grand finale.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sun 29 May 2016, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that Debussy's L'apres-midi d'un faune?
I've seen the Rite of Sproing as ballet so could be wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 30 May 2016, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Curse my faulty memory of avant-garde ballet, you're right.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Mon 30 May 2016, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Speed 1.5
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The still makes
me want to play a music visualiser / Frogger mash-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 May 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really liking that

(Sherbs, Tue 31 May 2016, 3:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Knees
Short story
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 29 May 2016, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post articulate

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 29 May 2016, 6:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Bank Holiday Bovver

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post toyah willcox
Yes please!
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which teletubbie was she again?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 29 May 2016, 1:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you say such things !
* Slaps face and throws down glove.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 May 2016, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lisspi Loo

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Ghostbusters trailer over-analysed
Dude seems to know what he's talking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the latest incarnation of this franchise I understand?
Oddly all women meaning any and all criticism of how shit it actually is, is instantly reduced to a feminist complaint about how shite society is or something, not how shite the actual film is. A good cloak girls
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post From your comment
I actively didn't want to click on the link because 'ugh, another person arguing about female ghostbusters'. Then I read it anyway.

It's an article going into depth about why the editing of the UK version makes for a much funnier trailer than the US cut, because timing.

So, uh, why the weird non sequitur complaining about how any legitimate criticism of the film is batted away as institutionalised misogyny?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 29 May 2016, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand your comment, and have no idea what cat boy was talking about.
However I learned today that one of the leads in the new one is the fat bird out of Bridesmaids. That wasn't a great comedy, I mean it wasn't anywhere near as funny as Some Like It Hot or Dr Strangelove, but by contemporary standards it wasn't bad at all (diarrhoea bit excluded), and she was far and away the funniest actor in it, so I might give it a whirl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 May 2016, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree - I think it looks like it'll be fun! Not a work of genius, but an enjoyable thing to watch with friends
and we don't know what it'll be like yet anyway - trailers can be misleading, after all.

My comment above was wondering why Jahled's saying "Ugh, it's all women so you can't tell it like it is and say it's shit - this is a female conspiracy!" when the actual link doesn't talk about that or anything like it. It made it seem like the link was a critique of the film, or of having the central characters be female, as opposed to simply being about different trailer cuts, and actively put me off clicking on it.

I mean, 'A good cloak girls'? Really?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 29 May 2016, 4:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think jahled was commenting on the link
was commenting generally about the film, and that commentators that have said the film looks shit, have been classed as sexist and only hate it as its women in it.
I have seen trailers and it DOES look shit solely because I loved the originals and would probably find any remake shit as well.
The fact it is all women in it just preses my 'why change it for the sake of it' buttons so I would be automatically inclined to not like it, whoever was in it.
'Good cloak girls' I got the impression meant the cast, as their fall back on excuse for why/if the film was panned would be because it was all women in it.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Spy" was a pleasant surprise (same actress and director as the new Ghostbusters)
So I'm hopeful for this despite the bad edit of the first trailers.
Plus I think the neon ghost design works
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 May 2016, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also liked Spy, and The Heat also.
The Boss, however, was utter, UTTER shite.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Their only job.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tony Flannigan hahahaha

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That show was brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 29 May 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What
Show was/is that?
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 31 May 2016, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a link post An explanation of the adult swim short: This house has people in it
quite a long watch but interesting
Also a link to the original 11min short if you haven't seen it already
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I
(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure what to say about this
Other than "oooh."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 29 May 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post It's just a prank bro!
Depressing
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post everything recorded in portrait is a prank

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should take to social media and get everyone who share the same sense of moral outrage
to get down there and void their bowels on the floor.

Flash pooping. It's the only language bullies understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post and thus was born the latest social media craze the shit bucket challenge

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job no one brought race in to it.
..oh they did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope the Border Force have been notified.
Or the local skinheads.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vile little SJWs trying to stop normal people's right to taunt those more vulnerable.
The vast majority of normal people are sick to fucking death of them trying to stand up for those who are less fortunate. I bet the guy filming doesn't even have a job.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you being ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post dontcha think?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post a whole bunch of cunts both sides

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Question.
I have never quite understood this 'come outside' thing. Is open air fighting better? While willing to smash another human face into a pulp, is it bad manners to knock a chair over doing so?
 (TSLunch, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I guess it's out of respect for the establishment
but seeing as it's their establishment you'd want to break their own chairs over them wouldn't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey - i may be really angry, but i'm not that angry
jesus, what kind of a monster are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 May 2016, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it derives from not wishing to be barred from the pub you start a fight in.
You're not likely to be barred for fighting adjacent to a pub, but, in most pubs at least, fighting inside is infra dig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 May 2016, 3:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You calling my pint a puff?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 29 May 2016, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit pointless in this case
as he would effectively be fighting the landlord, which is going to get you barred no matter where you do it. But I suppose instinct kicked in.
 (TSLunch, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outside means you can run away
when you challenge someone you really wouldnt want to be trapped in a room with.
Usually the piss weak ones want the challenge outside, to twat you as you come outside, not ready or their mates are outside, or access to planks, bars, bottles or other weapons.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would I be wrong to think that he should of tested the temperature of that keg with his tongue?
And could he done for greenhouse warming
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post What heathen national of luddites drinks cold beer?
Weirdos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it warms up you might be able to taste it....
I wouldn't want to take that chance
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Milo Yiannopoulos assaulted and threatened by BLM 'protesters' at DePaul University
Best comment: "Guess how many new Trump voters these fools just made?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't they just crack that twat on the skull with a cricket bat and snap that stupid woman's legs?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering the same
The BLM/SJW are their own worst enemies, and their vile little culture of trying to police other people's opinions is probably in it's death throws, because the vast majority of normal people are sick to fucking death with it, including wider society. I suspect society has noticed all the rioting, all the trouble, all the demonstrators at political rallies over there have been instigated exclusively by one side, trying to shut down other people's right to free speech
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cricket, the sport of British Imperialism and white privilege?
This is just the kind of discriminatory behaviour we have come to expect from you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so now you're insulting asexuals too?
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just don't care.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ok hun?
Chin up, cheese rolling on monday :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope no one from Stroud turns up.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll all be at home fucking their sisters

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post when attention seekers collide
where's the assault? skipping through I caught the "he said he'd hit me" bit but it seemed to mostly be about whistling and whooping
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It cannot be said Milo is not in love with himself:
www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/05/27/milo-gets-queens-welcome-uc-santa-barbara/


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There isn't one.
Much nonsense, no actual stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a link post The US created a new serian rebel army and called it "New Syrian Army" wow!
They were worth millions!
They were well trained!
They had the tools and the commitment!
They were having a final meal together before changing the World and fucksocks...
...
"Cue to US general facepalming"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That went well

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post All went to plan
until those meddling bearded chaps rolled up in the clapped out truck*


*might contain traces of TNT.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are so racist to criticize President Obama. RACIST!
As he just declared, you need to "morally evolve" so you can be as enlightened as he is. YOU are the problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know right?
As soon as anyone criticizes that uppity nigger they get called racist. What gives?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get ready for: 1) Peaceful protesters that destroy your property and injure your police; 2) a tax audit; 3) a drone strike

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the US is like France.
But more drony?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, what, noooo
An me thinking ISIS was better than Asad.


Btw
ASDA pfff anagram.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they may have woken up to the reality
there never has been a 70,000 strong army of moderates, and virtually all the opponents of Assad's regime are hardcore religious nutters, except for the now semi-autonomous Kurds in the north.

Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of people have died in the turmoil America has encouraged. Way to go America
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd really like to see those shitty gulf states reap what they have sown in terms of the jihadis turning up on their paymasters doorstep and wreaking havoc there.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile
Asad is mopping up rural Dasmacus to free up resources to free Aleppo.
And the Kurds pulled the old one/two on Isis to push to within sight of Raqqa subburbs.

What have the US supported FSA done? Fight with other bearded fellows over beards?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great isn't it.
The gulf Arabs are still being given the nod/wink by USA#1 to keep on funding their proxy jihadis in Syria and the poor little nutjobs are consistently getting hammered by the Assad coalition.

I wonder when the gulf funding will dry up, hopefully soon.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is long over due
it might, you know, make them have a long hard think about the wisdom of encouraging jihad and wahhabism in general
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before and I'll say it again...
...Assad is a winner and the right guy to lead Syria in wiping out all these jihadi scumbags and other foreign invaders.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur with this
We support plenty of questionable dictatorships and tyrants, why is he so different?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post His wife is prettier than mine
"Slams fist on table"
THAT WILL SIMPLY NO DO
"Waves ISIS flag"


This might be be funny, if I did not think that US diplomacy was not above such random behaviour.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the disasters of judgement over Syria and Libya, following Iraq, have shown it's shambolic, deranged face for all to clearly see
and it's fucking ugly
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This piece of shit is what they died for, well done, clap clap:
www.panoramio.com/m/photo/76808602
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Private Military Contractor Training: Stress-Test

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Real training that could actually save your life.
I would like to have a go.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *kicks sam in the head*
Two more left!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm not gonna shoot dat fookin prawn!"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nottingham looks nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remind me not to go looking for a cleaning contract job with the military
Mind you I've seen the bogs in the officers mess on a Saturday morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who needs a right ear drum anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 30 May 2016, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Fire your gun"???
It's a rifle, a RIFLE. Clearly not a military bod, and he's not even teaching any sort of drills either.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 31 May 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Pest control

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see it's not bass players/drummers being specifically picked on.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, honestly, it goes without saying.
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend? Homeless.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
they could not turn up on time ..., or something
 (Big Throbbing Gristle, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this not just a rip off of...
..Eric Cartman and the hippies?
 (Red Lemonade, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It clearly is. And not half as funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 29 May 2016, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a link post A chicken robot
Stole/distilled from Reddit for your viewing pleasure
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hKUOv2HFnI
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Are we bored of SpaceX yet?
They landed another one. Here's a sped-up onboard view.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That really is
fucking clever.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's actual speed, not sped up at all?
Mind boggling if it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clue:

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! Thanks for that.
Well, if it's all sped up then that is shit easy, obs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hands Varmit a can of baked beans, a hammer and some SMD capacitors"
Ok, lets see you eat those beans, mr "Easy Shit".

"Waves tenner"

Edit: And no munching those caps because "jelly bean components".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it a claw hammer?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try try
"removes peening hammer, replaces with wood mallet"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
and how would you open the tin with said materials?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOu tell me
"Lock door, strolls off"

See you in a week.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post you hammer the tin to shit.
It will eventually split open.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 29 May 2016, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you an engineer?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta da!
Piece of piss:


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good effort!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are we bored of SpaceX yet?
Not at all. I find the whole thing right fascinating.........




.....but then again, I am an engineer.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Election expenses exposed

Information on Channel 4's investigation into the expenses scandal, worth a read for those interested (and you should be). A blatant breach of the rules and therefore the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This good investigative journalism is hugely undermined by its blatant political bias.
For some reason C4 is only going after Tories. Of course they should be done if they've done wrong. But why are they not reporting on the Labour, Lib Dem and SNP MPs who have been doing exactly the same thing? Why are they not reporting the fact that some Labour MPs and one Lib Dem MP are being investigated by the police for misdeclared election expenses? Why do you think no politician from any party is making much of a fuss about this? They are ALL at it. But C4 news' agenda means it's just the evil Tories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Survival
It's probably a good way to try to avoid privatisation.

If enough Tories are found to have broken law, by-elections take place, the government falls and privatisation avoided. If the government remains, CH4 privatised, and you can kiss good-bye any kind of investigative journalism.
 (rolandino, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tin foil hat

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree

I have read elsewhere that all parties are being investigated but as you say, any MP's involved should be included in the interest of fairness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:37, , Reply)

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