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This is a link post 'Why I want to marry serial killer who butchered 49 victims
and have his baby'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously that's where I have been going wrong with the ladies
Not enough murdering :(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bitches love a bad boy

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Presses "upset" button

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post what the shuddering fuck balls is that?
I thought at first it was some god-awful fan made remix made to annoy GB fans, but no - that's the actual new theme tune, isn't it?

Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What was clearly the best thing about the original?
"Obviously the bassline..."

Ok, great - let's get rid of that then...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that sucks donkey balls
Consider me upset too.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you 2016

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for shit rap bit*


And there it is.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not upset.
Ghostbusters died with the first sequel and got my grieving done then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:10, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYrQmLuoCL4
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:12, Reply)
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Part of an anti-hype drive?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
they've worked really hard to strip Ghostbusters of any of the charm the real one has.
yolo cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not bothered what it's associated with, it's just a shit song regardless.
All these films always have shit songs, it's like a tradition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post horrible
(but I still think the film is going to be ok-but-forgettable instead of awful)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's the best we can hope for at this point.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have been this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVYOfJuGpk
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What the shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post London Bash - Final Details
Alright? I've just updated the location/time etc for the London Bash (9th July). Some notable attendees, including Pissflaps, Jabberwoc and Frogbeat, so do feel free to make an appearance.
If you want to take part in my Trufax/Gake quiz, please gaz me with the following:
An unbelievable ace fact about yourself
A complete lie about yourself
There will be prizes for just about anyone who attends so get your asses to The Royal Oak on Tabard Street, SE1.
Tabs will NOT be there, thank shitting Christ.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I intended to attend
but my life is a long rollercoaster of non stop parties (i.e. I've got to go to a toddler's birthday party), so I think I'm going to continue my 100% record of missing it.

Sorry.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully we're staying there this year?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not. I don't like their beer much. Probably head somewhere else. Lord Clyde or The Miller...

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 50/50
will the much mooted Pissflaps vs. Prufrock fistfight actually be taking place, or is that just yet more brexit hot air?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
As pissflaps isnt a 12 year old boy.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not what he's been telling random men in chat rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs had a flounce again
VengaBoys or carpet munching wedding?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post Gone Is Gone NSFW
New band from Mastadon, ATD-I and QOTSA members.
NSFW - some side boobs
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post Girl tricks mother into thinking her head has changed shape by using an app.
The actual 'joke' is mildly amusing at most, what I am posting this for is just to share a conversation with a mother and daughter.
Just LOOK at how the mum texts, types, acts..etc... It was hard to read as I kept forgetting who was who. And people wonder why UK children are so dense.

Cheeseburger link, sorry.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what we'll be discussing when the jihadis arrive

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I see it all the time on Facebook
There was a girl I went to school with moaning recently that "the teechers at my Ellies school doesnt no how 2 teech. She is struggling wiv her riting and they doesnt seem to b able to crack it. So frustrating!"
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You should encourage them to homeschool the child and then make a documentary about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As I don't know the mother personally,
could it be she wants her daughter to get the education she herself didnt? As in, wants better for her child?

Or is she a stupid thick sprog-dropper off of the netmums?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post b)
And she was at school with me. She was offered a decent education. She was just busy smoking fags and sucking off sixth formers behind the bikesheds.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:57, Reply)
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Thats what I regret doing in the fifth year as well :(
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post EURef...good luck everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a link post Nork Clouds
phwoar! Anything but the EU referendum tbh
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:38, Reply)
This is a link post Kim Wylde played Download festival at the weekend with Lawnmower Deth
you would think it would be ironically good.

it's not. It's unironically terrible. But it beats:

a)Portishead
b)Referendum chat

#notvoting #dontcare
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post she should stick to the gardening
they probably should too
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Reply)
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I liked that, it just seemed like she couldn't keep up with the new pace of her song
 (Conthortius, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there. Didnt see them though.
Maiden were awesome :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good plan.
Let's try and keep the 1 or 2 boring, self-opinionated cunts on here in this thread for the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I'm above all this'
The most ridiculous form of apathy
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, can't speak, someone's put loads of words in my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:42, Reply)
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loads of words a massive cock
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
That's more like the b3ta i know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
massivegenta
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
The years have not been kind to Jean-Claude Van Damme.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a lost Brass Eye sketch?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
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 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, good old King Bobby.
I met him a few years ago. A really lovely bloke, and it was like shaking hands with a JCB.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:44, Reply)
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Coincidentally, 'X' is the only letter of the alphabet that Bobby George knows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting bored of all these experts telling me how to vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:05, Reply)
This is a link post Raccoons make a chain to help baby raccoon over wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games until someone gets rabies

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Rabies can be fun and games too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *foams at the mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *Inserts penis...
...joke here*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Raccoons
... the only mammals to have a bone in their penis.
And an animated series on Canadian TV.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *insert "insert penis joke here" here*

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games until they kill a baby at Disneyland.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That baby had it coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You say that like it's a bad thing

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that in the B3ta 'compulsory landscape watch mode or get ridiculed by hipsters' format
... and all it is is a racoon pulling a wee racoon across a white pavement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Trash Pandas!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some right ultrafucks about

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post are their helmets white because of all the tinfoil?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:12, Reply)
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A think called crank magnetism: idiots tend to have bad ideas and they are attracted to bad ideas, so I'm not surprised this holistic fruit nut has more than one bad idea.

Also: still waiting for an apology ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It does have shades of Diana.
Christopher Hitchens - Diana The Mourning After Also thought it would be less political to give the money raised to a mental health charity, under the circumstances, but if the 3 chosen is what she wanted...
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Some bollocks, some fair comment:
"when that dead person is being deified out of all proportion– rather as Princess Diana was after her death – by a mainstream media hand-in-glove with a prime minister who is desperate to create false hysteria in order to sway the most important decision of our generation"
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post At least Elton Johns keeping his gob shut this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffy Kitten competition winners

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post trying to think what his face reminds me of
been bothering me for days

finally worked it out.

total recall: Mars
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post true!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Nice come back Jagwar
Mercedes advert and Jaguar's come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Should I buy a Merc for its egg production,
a Jaguar for its superior metaphor, or maybe a Bentley for its first class zoomability on a bridge?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:26, Reply)
This is a link post OK, it's explicitly leaning towards Brexit, but it's a serious psephological analysis.
And very interesting on how voting works. Or doesn't. You decide.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a tip for internet users:
Bookmark articles titled Why X Will Happen for after the event in case X fails to happen. It may save you time and facilitate gloating opportunities.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So, you couldn't sleep either.
Regarding the link, interesting reading, but the boring long-and-short is that the bookies rarely get these things wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Best poll there is...a bunch of gamblers sticking money on one option or another.
I don't expect they would let anyone know that data, at least not in detail?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post However bookmaking odds particularly online ones now don't necessarily track the likelihood of an outcome
They are all calculated to entice people to bet in a particular way to ensure that the bookmaker remains in profit against their tracked risk. A large bet in one direction or another in a fifty fifty option can skew odds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lt.Rightenant, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Fine.
Just so we're clear: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/juncker-tells-britain-you-wont-get-a-better-deal/
I did look for a non-shite news source for this, no dice. He's on camera saying this. These are FACTS folks. This is OFFICIAL. I checked iPlayer and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck him and fuck Luxembourg for the tax evading deals he set up.
Sorry, are we going to suck the cock of the bloke who gave Amazon and others a fucking tax dodge?
Fuck him and his corrupt cunting friends sucking off the EU gravy boat.

Had many Jobs in the UK have been lost because of these dodgy tax deals?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hop, not hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Luxembourg isn't a real country silly!
That's just make believe!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ENTER THE POLLING STATION VIA THE CATFLAP!
you filthy little englander, you! smiley face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post In? Out? In? Out?
Shake it all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Out
Tried the shake thing but it went in and wouldn't come out.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Deleted scene from The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post I hate to be the one encouraging violence...
... but some people do just need to be beaten with sticks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post tldr
anyone want to summarize?
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Risible arse marries equally risible arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:24, Reply)

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