Henry's Cat - The Jingle
"...so take a second look."
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 23:21,
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Henry's Cat's cool...
Roobarb is cooler...
Bob Godfrey is coolest!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 1:22,
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Meanwhile, in Aberdeenshire...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:53,
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I see no trees interfering with play so the offside rule does not apply
In my day it was jumpers for goal posts as all the trees were cut down for firewood to keep us warm at night. Happy days.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 23:46,
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By Popular Request
Have it, you caaants.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:28,
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B.A.D were way ahead of their time
So many of their songs on heavy rotation here.
I dig the Carbon/Silicon stuff too.
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I've got one of them black guitars like what he is playing
Bond Electraglide, all electronic controls, aluminium fretboard and totally unreliable :-) The company went bust because they cost much more to make that they sold them for..
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The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrell
The Marijuana Sasquatch Sighting vid reminded me of this from the Creep Show
Starring Stephen King
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That gave me an irrational fear of mold for some time.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:22,
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Did some mold come and make you scream like a girl?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:26,
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No, I just resorted to shooting any mold I see with my pistol.
Amazing how that helps one cope.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 23:14,
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You're my favourite yank
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 23:38,
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while screaming like a girl
with your eyes shut and firing far from a proper triangle position.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 0:11,
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thanks for selfie
age/location?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 1:10,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNjL9_rCJc
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:38,
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You've obviously never been to north wales
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:28,
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They were shit-scared that the Lovecraft Estate were gonna sue them over that one. Trufax.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:43,
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there's this documentary I have yet to get hold of:
Meet the Hitlers. it's about people that still have the name Hitler living all over the world. Some are nazifucktards, some think it's a bit of a burden, some say fuck that, it's just a name.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 20:51,
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You should also get the spinoff Who Do You Think You Aryan
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:13,
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After I'm done with this season of Dancing with the Stars of David
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:39,
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Which one of you etc. etc.
Incidentally, I like that they blur his eyes to make him harder to identify, as if looking like fucking hitler wouldn't be a giveaway.
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Call me old-fashioned,
but whenever I plot to kill any of my wives, I like to double check details of things like phone numbers etc, and I prefer to conduct business in a way which doesn't keep copies of my conversations in an easily searchable format.
But that's just my approach.
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Only 1 at a time,
But those bitches aren't getting divorced, that's for sure.
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Find and rent a hitman from the twilight zone
Big Audio Dynamite init. Best band in West London.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XvCkve0x2I
2.54 for the most relevant bit.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:18,
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The test of time has not worked for Big Audio Bollocks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:40,
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you are evil
and must die.
Evidence for the prosecution:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlY_Nzc90sU
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:49,
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If you insist: *shouts* "YOU'RE OLD FASHIONED"
Caps Lock for the deaf old git.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:11,
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actually looking forward to 4 years of awkward handshakes now
The judge gets the final arm tap in though, so he wins
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it's his "alpha male" mentality
Macho handshakes to show who's boss is his thing. In his book he says he always shakes hands with someone with some piss on his fingers. As it gives him a mental edge over them.
He's a fucking headcase
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 20:49,
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the Putin handshake will be excruciating
No idea what to expect
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if Putin did jujitsu instead of judo it would be very nasty indeed.
But this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfvIraXICs
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:21,
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I must remember to do the Mallrats thing if I'm ever unfortunate enough to shake Trump's hand.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:05,
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I once had a handshake with some US defence contractor
who turned his hand so mine was underneath. I mean totally deliberate powerplay stuff.
I asked 'why did you do that?' 'yes, you know, turning your hand over on top of mine.' 'how did it happen then?' 'you did do it didn't you? Is that a salesman thing you got taught? Or is it a brotherhood handshake thing?' and so on in a great and excruciating public inquest about what he did and finally explained the origins of the handshake and what it meant. The cringe was magnificent.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:28,
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Translation
An American squeezed my hand and made me squeal like a little girl and I got away from him as soon as possible and yelled at the hotel cleaning maid to reassert my sense of self.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:38,
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Apparently not true...
http://www.snopes.com/trump-no-wash-trick/
He would seem to be a headcase but it's important not to undermine real criticism of him with fake stuff.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:47,
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here is how i have always pictured trump.
www.cc.com/video-clips/zpuyqq/upright-citizens-brigade-ass-pennies
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:38,
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I think he was intending a nice two pat bro hug, but Gorsuch wasn't having any of that gay stuff.
He stood still.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 20:50,
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And here's Trudeau, anticipating the two-pat bro hug and stiffening his left arm
i.redd.it/idvxkvzpknfy.gif
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 21:10,
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that's excellent
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 0:58,
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the tug is definitely some kind of move that he repeats though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWbP8eC-SIw
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 0:57,
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every single leader on earth is now being briefed on how to deal with his handshake,
it's going to be a fascinating watch.
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Hand Squeezy Death
Eddie Izzard - starts at about 2min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGqfmLMWyo
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A real blast from the past
Tons of bongo flicks on Betamax. Including the intriguing 'Ginger's Sex Asylum". And they could all be yours for £200.
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Betamax is the only format for jazz flicks.
It's a little known fact that the data centres for the well known bongo sites are in fact rack upon rack of betamax machines. Pressing play on the screen starts up a betamax player. International law dictates it.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 17:18,
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There appears to be a porn version
of Hannah and Her Sisters.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 17:30,
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Well that's
clearly legal
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 18:10,
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There is a certain amount of curiosity about "He-She Bizarre Pervert"
But I don't think I actually want to watch it.
Pretty sure Ginger is the porn star that appeared in a Wing Commander game.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 22:32,
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Richard Stilgoe's Finders Keepers megamix
Deliciously abysmal kids' quiz show which began with Mr Stilgoe actually performing the theme tune and creating rhyming couplets for each week's contestants. Someone has glued them all together and it's marvellous.
*At 1.08 I misheard "Victoria likes rimming - it's the name of her cat..."
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1.44 is my Junior School
I think Edmund went on to be editor of Maxim or Loaded magazine
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 16:11,
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Marijuana Sasquatch Sighting
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 15:36,
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That reminds me, need to get my ghillie suit dry cleaned.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 15:42,
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Reminds me I need to head to the dispensary.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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Reminds me I've got one of these in the mail today!
Most difficult 5 month wait, ever.
lift-innovations.com/collections/grinders
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 17:25,
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patent pending wedge design to cut your tobacco/dry herbs
*cough*
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PooPants, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 1:02,
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Great - I just clicked on that on my work PC
I can't wait to see what targeted advertising pops up during the day.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 7:29,
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Won't anyone think of the baby SwampThings trapped under the ice?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 16:00,
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I dunno, point a camera anywhere in public
and some cuntytwatter just has to make a complete knobend of his/herself.
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Super Delux - Emo Trump
EDIT: works better if you have the sound up
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:59,
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I completely missed the point watching it at work with the sound off.
Then I plugged in my headphones. Abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT job!!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 16:03,
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good point
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 17:11,
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This seems pretty b3tan...
It's helped me through a Monday morning at least.
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Darkwave is popular here?
I guess 3 out of ten regulars is something. As I've said x times already, I like Carpenter Brut. carpenterbrut.bandcamp.com/
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 10:49,
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8 minutes in and so far liking this.
Have a click
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 10:57,
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That looks interesting, will give it a spin later.
Cheers.
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Varmint, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:34,
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Lovely stuff
I do love a bit of electro synth: Mitch Murder, Futurecop!, Timecop 1983, College, Miami Nights 1984, The Midnight, Lazerhawk, Power Glove, Chromatics, Pertubator, Oneohtrix Point Never. And I'm done.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:43,
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For sucking an hour of my life up, I mean. I love you, really.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 13:42,
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Sounds like the Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon soundtrack!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 16:36,
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High Contrast - Shotgun Mouthwash
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 9:57,
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Cities and memory project
Heard this on the Radio this morning. Interesting project.
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Into The Breach - Announcement Trailer
The makers of FTL have a new game coming.
Looks a little bit like Advance Wars which if true would be bloody ace.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 7:47,
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Into
Don't force your archaic middle English on me.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 8:12,
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Ok, just to then. But not into.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 13:23,
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But what if you want to go inside the breach rather than just go up to it?
My personal lexicon just cannot cope with this grammatical quandary vis vis a vis breaches and my personal relationship with them.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 13:51,
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Because clearly it's a Henry V reference.
I can just about handle dropping the archaic preposition but retaining the same meaning but changing the meaning with another preposition is, frankly, de trop!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 13:56,
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Or rather than a Shakespearean reference we could take it literally where it means to take over someones task when they are no longer able to do it themselves?
Rather than Henry V getting his troops ready to storm a gap the the city wall defences.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 15:15,
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He knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that!
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!
www.b3ta.com/links/Henrys_Cat_The_Jingle
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 0:29,
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It's a bit low poly
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 8:22,
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No thanks, I just put one out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 8:38,
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Bring back Carnage Heart
then we'll talk.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:23,
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New one on me, looks a bit like Front Mission 3
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:29,
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It was the grid-based brain-programming that was the most fun.
You could write some exceptionally complicated battle strategies into the robots; trying to keep an effective distance from the enemy, but also forming up with allies, signalling for assistance and state changes to behaviour like suicide runs when badly damaged. Or just try and keep the program flow as simple and as fast as possible.
I once tried a cheat that let you take manual control of one of your bots, and got hammered in seconds. Left it to my programs to fight it out from then on.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 13:55,
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That sounds a cool concept, like making your own little mini ai.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 14:59,
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Show Me What Democracy Looks Like
I made this!
Starting to work with some more timely ideas in this "Down the Rabbit Hole" new reality of ours.
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I think you meant 'diversity' not 'democracy'
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 8:58,
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+ and it doesn't work either
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Feb 2017, 9:08,
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Diversity doesn't work?
All them dancers are fiddling the benefits then?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 10:31,
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Democracy and diversity are pretty good things. Dictatorship is a lot more efficient, but too many people get shot.
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Yeah. Waste of bullets.
Gas 'em instead.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Feb 2017, 19:16,
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Gassing is a logistical nightmare
Free porn and comfy couches should reduce the activity of 50% of the population to "insignificant".
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Feb 2017, 9:43,
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Trump as president and Brexit.
That's what democracy looks like.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 11:48,
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HURRAH FOR DEMOCRACY!
FOUR MORE YEARS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Feb 2017, 12:46,
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Yay!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, pinkos only like democracy when they get the result they want. Otherwise they are rather contemptuous of it, and start moaning about the evils of populism.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 14:01,
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And that statement still works if you replace
the word "pinkos" with "people".
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 14:22,
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No one likes it when their team loses. Would be a bit strange if they did.
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Not really.
Left wingers are much more inclined to demonstrate and protest. This is partly because of the historical links of the Left with trade unions and their ability to organise and mobilise, and partly because they are all a bunch of whining little bitches.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 15:00,
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The pendulum swings both ways. People who don't understand that on either the right or the left don't understand history, or life.
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And the right historically is made up of utter cunts like you.
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I dislike democracy, but not because I'm a pinko...
...but because I'm outnumbered by people who are vastly more stupid than I am.
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Samples from Windows XP
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 1:10,
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be you know.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2017, 9:00,
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Something beautiful has come out of something shite
I thank you - I enjoyed that.
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