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This is a link post Vrroooooom....... thwak
The guys reaction of "ahwell.... weeee " afterwards despite being covered in blood
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he land on the Hudson?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:06, Reply)
This is a link post How To Cope With Death
A rather nice, touching, short animation from Channel 4 (who have blocked all the YouTube postings for the UK, but the copy here is on Daily Motion.)
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Channel 4, 2002, back when the channel was pushing the boundaries of animated art...not the shit it has since become...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to uni with the guy who made that
don't even know what he was doing there, he was already massively talented
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting! Does he have much other stuff published?
The style reminded me of Belleville Rendezvous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a hard guy to find on the internet
according to imdb he made a film back in 2011 called "Wrinkles"
www.imdb.com/name/nm1282993/

God knows what else he is up to. Probably locked away in a studio somewhere crafting a masterpiece.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of some old folk I've worked for in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Last episode, just yesterday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwlLMSgcfo

www.reddit.com/r/krainagrzybow/
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is worse than that Bob Ross deep dream thing.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Le Cinq, Paris: restaurant review
Hilarious Guardian review where a meal for two, including service and modest wine come to £520.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post far more saitisfying than a good meal

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post bag of frites on the way home then

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
Also, the line about "older gentlemen and their nieces" was delightfully venomous.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Milk skin?
Rich people really will eat any old shite, especially if it's served on a moss-strewn roof tile recovered from the house of a blind old shoemaker living just outside Verdun.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth scolling all the way down to his own photos of the same dishes, rather than the stock photos Le Cinq supplied.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ stock ones are pretty nice though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, but what he got IRL was nothing like those.
Those onions looked like droppings from a troll with colitis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ‘Like a Barbie-sized silicone breast implant’

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, Jay Rayner is a wank.
He's part of the problem. I think skipping a few meals wouldn't do him any harm either, the fat prentious cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post OR more meals of the 'stale air capsule' kind?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post tend to think food critics should all be fat sheds

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
At least then you know they've experienced a lot of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post and he looks like
a time travelling evil french king.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
I'd have bangers and mash any day rather than this.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The menu sounded as pretentious as it must have been revolting
I think people pay to be pampered more than fed at that place
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Food blog idea!!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post Are You Normal?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting Neds Atomic Dustbin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZhmQ0JC7Cg
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post kill your television

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are You Experienced?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVCt_mAAZpQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a flying saucer good bye.
fucking love this. I recall coming up a few times watching this 'back in the day'.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDB3S8MQo-k
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.
I don't know if you've watched the Devo vid, but it does have a Hendrix lookalike - it's Devo's version of the Hendrix classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post We are normal
And we want our freedom
youtu.be/KZXI9RJSgok
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post nice masks

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs HRH Queenie to finish it off

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i foresee a spitting image reboot called uncanny valley or summat

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They're awesome!
But they seem wasted on those guys. Just sort of timidly bobbing up and down. Get your cock out and whirl it around for god's sake!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 3d prints?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
they are the creation of Landon Meier

https://www.facebook.com/landon.meier.16?fref=ts
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a link post Car commercial, hamsters.
Can anyone tell me what they were trying to do?
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post create something that would be shared around?
ugly car though
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously, but it is not not even remotely funny or shareworthy really.
Just a carcrash of ideas without any clear vision.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yet you shared it
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, but it hardly has any views. Here is my safe space where I can await fellow chosen connoisseurs judgement, without really adding any substantial publicity.
I'm sure I'm not going to buy this car too.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody furries

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post AH-A!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take one fuckable hamster please.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess it was trying to say that the car feels like it's powered by a hamster in a wheel

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it certainly has the looks to go with it

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Gere.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You can shove your Kia Soul up your arse.
I'm in the market for a car, not a tarted-up Transit.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm... what do they do with the normal hamsters?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaffer tape and lubricant?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right? Inconsistent!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post The female black stork (AKA Mrs Karl) has arrived
live feed from the nest in Estonia pontu.eenet.ee/player/must-toonekurg.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 09/04/2017 14:43 LK-must-toonekurg First mating after arrival Kati
perv.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post When it gets to the stage in a relationship where you make the bed together
I am definitely like this- just sort of attend very carefully to one wrinkle or corner of a cover until, as if by magic, the whole bed is perfectly made.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone get those birds a ventolin

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Backed Into A Coroner
A collection of autopsy reports and death certificates including 2 Kennedy's, Elvis and Malcolm X

While old, apparently no GC.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post It's all gone wrong for Sean... :(
Edit, "Shaun".
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this aimed at lonely New Zealand farmers?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post was gonna RIS,
but then I realised you meant Shaun
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Arse biscuits...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 5:58, Reply)
This is a link post Rick Wakeman's acceptance speech from a Rock hall of fame thing
starts at 7 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems he only has one list of gags.
I heard all those when I saw him live about five years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bit too blue for my taste.
I prefer his Dictionary Corner material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview is like perspective reversed

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Ah, that's what liquorice is
Also, "anus extract" heh
(enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I expected
to have been called a crabwanker or something by now. Is no one being casually abusive to strangers any more?
 (enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 4:42, Reply)
This is a normal post some of us don't talk to strangers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Black gold

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post so
did he actually put any liquorice in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post BLACK

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So, the ingredients are as follows:
Sugar, corn sugar, milk sugar and some flavouring? Holy tooth rot batman. (Also, you're a complete, doll raping chair sniffer - feel better?) fascinating BTW.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You've missed butter.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
The doors are just scared of up arrows in blue circles . It's a sort of metaphor for life perhaps
 (enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post shopdropping ghosts more likely

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post like the legs of a couple of prossies

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post Historical photographs: NASA before PowerPoint in 1961 I made this!
That's one small step (ladder) for man, and so on and so forth
(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Landscape.

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Before whiteboards
more accurately. PowerPoint isn't used for sketching out mathematical equations. /pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder why they didn't use an overhead projector and acetate?

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post high overheads

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that's more suited to a lecture hall isn't it?
rather than them working on equations "live" as it were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Howard Stern Making Fun Of Bill O'Reilly Sexually Harassing Women 04/03/17 NSFW
Howard Stern ripping the shit out of O'Reilly, made me laugh anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post PCP is a hell of a drug
Twitter link

NSFW, contains VERY high, naked man.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Care in the community

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say he was VERY high. It's only a kerb, man!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 0:16, Reply)
This is a link post Showreel of Iceland in Sci Fi films

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post oOOOOOOOoooOOOOOooooH!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post Tbere's only one Horse Race ...

(mr_mekon, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah...
Good old Derek And Clive.They taught me so much about wanking.
 (chuffster, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You want to report that

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post Its the grand national today in the UK
so have an appropriately glassy cock. Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The Grand National is shit now health & safety have got it.
Some things are better with extreme carnage.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, the jumps should be topped with razor wire and and their should be a pit they have to jump over filled with lions

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Constant cantonade, machine gun enfilades, mud, lots of mud, wire entanglements and loads of rotting flesh.
With encouragements from General Haig blaring over the tannoy.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post White house piss barfing I made this!
Had some fun with cg fluid simulation on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
The joy is in the detail of the audience
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks, yeah I threw a couple of rotten easter eggs in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what's going on here.
Spicer is just doing what he normally does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
teh facedbooks for teh exposeds eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I just make the sausage
Not my BBQ
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 3:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook :(
I don't want Mark Huckleberrg knowing I have a smearballs fetish...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post understandable
even though Zuckerballs is a robot and a sexual predator.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 3:10, Reply)

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