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This is a link post Indie Game Review: The Forest of the Bloody Jack I made this!
Been away for the weekend, with barely a splinter of Internet so haven't linked this here yet. It's VERY indie, very weird, and very very Russian.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol that ending

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thou art late!
I watched you on ThouTube, I did!
 (I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's the correct place to watch?
I don't know. I just get drunk and play games. *shrug*
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's FRIDAY!!! \o/
Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry.
Have a wank and a takeaway anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is pretty shite.
Our $20 Kmart special looks better than that.

Ottery is also MUCH more exciting at this time of year!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a town i've never heard of

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there for the barrel running.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking shitty barrels!
how do they work?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post They set them on fire and then run around with them on their backs.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ottery pathetic

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Pollinating organs
Kay, what ARE you actually doing?
 (samuelmanual, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
my...
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kay, can you pollinate me when you're ready?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Work that shit, Kay.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Comments are disabled for this video."

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
probably for the best
 (copafeel, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you fuckety much!
saw this years ago on the telly box and been trying to find it online since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can't explain away your browsing history that easily

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just watching that
I've produced a lot more seed than she got from The Incredibly Naughty Plant of the Kalahari...
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Squally pocker dum mate, strewth.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a tough job but someone has to do it!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you that
mad spakker with tattos of her all over your body?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the guy
who has tattoos of THAT GUY on MY body

p.s. that's my voice singing is this weird video.....
 (largoembargo ???, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before I click play is this going to get me on a register?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post One you're not already on you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was ok but
the g-string pig below was better, albeit quite similar to Miley Cyrus
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100%
true
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 3:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Sent from my iPad

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many thanks
Even more helpful and less sarky to explain your working. Thus beta plus instead of alpha.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok.
You had: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=eGvulXI4bm0
You needed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvulXI4bm0

Basically in the URL delete anything after the "watch?" bit up to the "v=" bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Next question: Apple why? Google: why?
Ps I will forget all that in time for next pad post. Deliberately.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the Count
at the start?
 (835Rocks, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Clash cover sunday?
In a Mersey Beat stylee. Works rather well -plus Thunderbird esque puppetry
Edit: if anyone likes this, could they kindly post the embed link - I’m on the iPad
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post A pig walking whilst wearing G-string underpants NSFW
Not sure
(Sherbs, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post #challengewank
Is that what they call a cocktail?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed way too hard at that.
Possibly the three glasses of bubbly didn't help.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
twinkletush.com
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yuck that would get well shitty

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if it makes a 200 psi seal.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering why I had clicked that already.
Now I know.
 (WiggZ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rebecca Loos the notorious pig walker would live this.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ln
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody auto complete is getting out of hand....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post With your record
It should have learned by now. You need to set the AI to ‘filthy’
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the house
Nothing was stirring not even the mouse.

The breathing was heavy the zipper was down
Cameron was prowling and the pig wore a frown.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post DAT ASS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post THOSE MEMORIES

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE SWEAT

(Sherbs, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer my PM to fuck a dead pig
rather than the country.

Amirite?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Satire™

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is just the sort of thing I come here for
...and Cameron, of course
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So that's where that thumbnail comes from
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i for one will not click the i like this button, because that is not my fetish. but i found it disturbingly funny

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've now got a shameful search history, but this might be the original:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKIK4PTMxqE
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Scarfolk Council on Europe
Because we all love a debate.
If you want to avoid this one from a week or so ago, then instead reacquaint yourself with The Council via their latest post from Friday: scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2017/12/the-fingers-on-lips-campaign-1978.html
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Crivens! Where's the bloodthirst gone? And why is this the most popular with 5 votes?
The world's gone to hell in a handbasket.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Come on Theresa give it up love
Christmas No.1
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh Buffet, have you met Bonnie Prince Bob? Made something quite similar himself recently. I believe it is still popular, but I'm voting for this one too because I still likeee. [edit. ffs, can't help but seem passive aggressive. apols]
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry if it's Glass Cock
saw it on twitter but the Man from Glass Crockery he say no


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Merci beaucoup
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What town or city is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whitehaven
His name is Mark Bowes, and this is a video stolen from his channel, subtitled and squarified.
Do what you will with this info.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for the additional information.
He seems quite the character. Much better than fellow local Derrick Bird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post The Phantom Shitter I made this!
The Phantom Shitter is back.... this time with a shitty reboot.

Anyone who has worked in an office would know of him. That person who defecates in random places. who is he? Where does he come from? This trailer explores the darker side of man.... or something to that effect

anyway hope you enjoy.
(SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant.
Very good short.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
No french required
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellente

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merci

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
It’s been a while since we have been overrun by Teutonic hordes.
Statistically, they should have been here last Thursday.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can relate to this
nice one
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post tres drole

(ozof, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 4:27, , Reply)
This is a link post The bar is very low indeed
Rupert Sheldrake attempts to convince us that science is just as much bunk as anything else and ends up expressing something which is more redolent of the works of Lewis Carroll. Its batshit mental.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post after 10 seconds, i'm thinking
what an absolute and utter cunt.

maybe it gets better after that 10 seconds.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 2 Dec 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post got to about 9 mins in
what a total fuckwit
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 2 Dec 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bailed at "morphic resonance"
Have a silly mumsnet thread involving a blow up doll instead:-

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3102545-aibu-not-to-want-a-sex-doll-as-my-neighbours-christmas-decs?pg=1
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He used to be a proper biologist
And a very good one, according t Wikipedia. Then he went off the rails a bit.
His old colleagues at Clare College gave him a bit of a sledging: ‘..Not that they were aggressively hostile; they just made fun of it. Whenever I said something like, "I've just got to go and make a telephone call," they said, "Ha, ha, why bother? Do it by morphic resonance!"[8]’.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got the distinct impression he was
setting up theories as Immutable Laws then finding an exception, which is then used to allow the woo in.
Also Lewis Carroll quote about Laws was silly.
I guess it sells well to conspiracy/rebel/kidult audience who want to be different.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.

(roysin, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The retro emcablulator probably on the blink again
A decent place would get,that Rockwell Automations one
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post My curiosity is piqued. I'm going for it!
edit:

I made it to the bit about constants being constant and I'd had enough
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Struggled, strained, and made it as long as i could...
...but had to concede with the 'rats learn things at the same time' bit that he's pretty much in the same pigeonhole as the timecube guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Dunning-Kruger...
 (emptyspace, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post aha
so stupid people are too stupid to realise they're stupid. Makes sense I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have stolen this
for use another time, thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool - bertie was just passing it on... from generation to generation...
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell#Mortals_and_Others_.281931-35.29
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should redirect Trump's page

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post redolent
I had to look that up.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Redolent:Adj Akin to something you might read on Reddit
Alternatively:
"Well we screwed up that Lent, let's do it again from scratch"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 3:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post also
bare feet and a suit
 (horrid, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This very post
That was a warning sign, but his words don't help disabuse the notion that TEDx had plummeted in quality. I expect the next talk was a crazy cat lady smelling of cat pee and rambling on about kibble.
 (Dreadful Scathe, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is as bad as when Dawkins talks on Theology rather than Religion.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post They Came Together NSFW
...is fucking brilliant.
(brandthedoggy, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Because that clip makes it look utter shite.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just Watched the whole film,
Convinced the Mrs that it was gonna be a rom-com.
She wasn't impressed.
 (Tuftedshag, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a link post A new Bob Mortimer podcast at last.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oooh yeah!
 (tonyharrison, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had tickets to the love show last month
and was so sleep deprived I forgot about it until the day after.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish someone would edit
all the South African stories together.

They never fail to make me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Weirdy Rhymes - The Phland NSFW I made this!
*I comped this - My dad made this

Episode 5 (out of ten) of the series he was making before he passed away last year.

NSFW for minor Plasticine nudity.
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those bubbles are ominous.
It must have been wonderful having a dad like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
These are classic =)
 (Sherbs, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 7:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Warning Bell - Joan As Police Woman
littering from a vehicle

In other news, Amazon must be testing future uses of their drones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post blessed be the internet age for making these things available to us

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, have you read the comments on that Amazon article?
If this is the level Fox News is at, no wonder they all support Trump!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alice Cooper scrubs up well.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you are worried about the coming dronapocalypse
You’ll be happy to hear that you can get full service and upgrades for that Shilka “mower” in the backyard.
www.minotor-service.com/en/zsu-23-4-shilka.html
Does not say anything about MOT tho.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must've posted this comment on my tube journey home last night.
Rum festivals: Not even once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post <s>R<\s> B

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every day's a Bum Festival with me, Sweetcheeks.
*winks ineptly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post The prophecy has been fulfilled
He's been watching you
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it looks like Hitler
Double b3ta prophecy!
 (spunkyD, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely star tattoos on the wrist
say I, in a passive aggressive way
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Techmoan Karaoke
The horror of MIDI
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The horror of MIDI

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Techmoan
6:10 lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:20, , Reply)

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