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This is a link post Nun dies in court fighting Katy Perry
Actual headline a bit less click baity, actual story much less so...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actual story is light on the details.
But it does point out that these nuns had already lost a court case over this property once, which they had apparently tried to sell despite not actually owning it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the most pertinent point really
singer = bad restaurateur = good
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post A life of peddling after-life insurance and now they're trying their hand at property fraud?
Sounds about right. Penguin looking mother fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU LEAVE MY HAREM ALONE!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Made on Earth, by Humans
SpaceX video of the Falcon Heavy launch, including the first footage I've seen of the centre core pancaking into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 6:26, , Reply)
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this launch was the coolest thing i've seen this decade.
 (jimby, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd probably agree
I mean, there was the wedding, and the birth of my son, but my wife doesn't read this so yes, I'd probably agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bowie is amazing

Great supporting video too ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a link post RATM not happy that Farage is using their name...

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone in that thread is looking like a bit of an idiot.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best bits of logic I've seen for a long time
"He can't be a racist, as there are laws against racism so he'd have been arrested if he was a racist."
Just staggering.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that is a dumb comment.
However RATMs assertion that he's a failed politician is amusingly inaccurate, given that the man literally had one objective which he pursued tenaciously for decades despite numerous setbacks, and one which he finally realised. To call him a failure at this point is just churlish.

The discussion about whether he is the machine or is against it is also rather daft... it's impossible to say without an unambiguous definition of 'the machine'.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks.
He has tried and failed 8 times to be elected an MP. I call that failure. he has turned up for 1 out of 42 EU Fisheries Committee meetings and still rails against the EU policies which he could have changed had he attended. I call that failure. He's a proven liar, adulterer, and embezzler of EU funds. I call that failure. He lied to the British public shored up by Russian money, and the gullible public swallowed up the lies from a proven liar. He is a dismal failure, however you look at it.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. You're bollocks.
The bit about the failed attempts to get a seat in UK parliament is true and fair. The bit about MEPs having power and influence is delusional. The sanctimony about adultery is worthy of the Daily Mail. Embezzlement? Show me a politician anywhere in the world that doesn't take the piss with their expenses. Even the EU itself isn't great at keeping the books straight, although things aren't as bad as they were in the nineties. The best even their own proganda machine can come up with is "largely error free" (http://fullfact.org/europe/did-auditors-sign-eu-budget/). Source on the Russian money claim?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's still a spivvy cunt though
I had to bin a perfectly nice coat because of him
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The coat with a different coloured upper collar? Ha ha ha.
He didn't make that coat spivvy. A lot of barrow boys turned city boys along with estate agents and second hand car salesmen did though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's called a covert coat
and it was at least semi-respectable until estate agents et al started wearing it in homage to Nigel. Cunt's name. Cunt's coat, in fairness. I work Rule XIV wth regard to coats and shoes. www.velominati.com/the-rules/
But not socks:http://cdn3.volusion.com/umhm4.sf4z9/v/vspfiles/photos/LibertyCrewSock-2.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Velominati? Good grief.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would be the same 'gullible public' that rejected the lies peddled by proven liars, frauds and embezzelers on 'Project Fear'?
His one real aim was Brexit. It's going to happen. No matter how much cunts like you who supported Johnson and Cameron and Blair's Remain bitch about it. Hell the majority of you fuckers couldn't even be arsed to turn up at the polling station.
And now you whinge constantly that "That's not how democracy is supposed to work". Despite that being EXACTLY how democracy is supposed to work.
tl;dr? Fucking kill yourself. No, wait, DON'T kill yourself, it would be a waste of good suffering.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look, the third reich obsessive is on Team Brexit
Did not see that coming
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Change your sig to 'that was stupid - and uncalled for'
Fucking hell it's like Godwin's Law never got passed through the EU Parliament before being vetoed by the Commission.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^''I'm fascinated by the Nazis and I voted Remain'

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ "I named myself after a Fascist clown and didn't bother to vote but still got upset that a majority voted OUT."

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look, here's Benito following me around like an attention-starved puppy again.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Johnson's Remain?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why let facts get in the way of a mouth-frothing rant?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ask the remoaners, they were the ones predicting a total economic collapse if we voted Out.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In case you've forgotten Boris was part of the Remain team before switching sides.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post had assumed you meant Alan
wont bother with the benefit of the doubt next time
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
please explain how your awesome Brexit vision is coming along? And what possible benefit it will bring to anyone that lives in the UK? Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please explain how you think democracy works.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is that answering my question?
However, I know how a very close opinion poll should be handled - By consulting both sides and trying to represent both sets of the population, rather than alienating 50% of people (either way). There's lots of precedent for this, including the Danish referendum where their "stay" vote won by a very slender margin, so they sat down with representatives from both side to try and address the fears/views of the leaver vote to make them feel included.

Also democracy gives you the chance to fix an error every "x" years. Democracy allows for change. This brexit debacle does not. Just shouting DEMOCRACY isn't a valid argument here (We also would have had a hung parliament with this split if this had been a general election which would have forced comprimise).

Hope that clears things up for you and you can now feel free to answer in kind?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "x" years is correct, but you remoaners don't WANT to wait "x" years, do you? And "This isn't how democracy is supposed to work" is a direct quote from a remaintard.
So yeah, my point is valid. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, we HAD a hung parliament in the last two general elections.The bedwetting hand-wringers so beloved of /links propped up the tories in the first, and the DUP in the last one. As for change, what is Brexit if not a change?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're still not answering my question "How is brexit positive in any way?". You and your Brexitard companions have literally nothing except poison, stupidity, racism and cutting off your own noses to spite others as arguments for brexit.

Brexitwunts are the scum of the fucking earth, no exceptions.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of those things you mentioned are irrelevant.
He wanted to get Britain out of the EU; Britain is leaving the EU.

The register of attendance to discussions about fish quotas isn't of any consequence.

He didn't want EU policies to be altered, he wanted them gone.

Lies, adultery, and embezzlement (watch out though, that's probably libellous), whether true or not, have nothing to do with the fact that Britain is leaving the EU.

He may well have lied to the public, and been shored up by Russian money. He may have done any amount of reprehensible shit. The net result is still the same. Just because the bully lies, cheats and breaks all the rules doesn't mean he can't punch you in the face; having the moral high ground doesn't allow you to change the facts of a situation to reflect the reality that you think is fair.

Like it or not, the one thing he wanted to happen is happening, and while I understand you hate that fact and this man with a passion, it's still a fact, and still 100% of that man's stated goals achieved.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
It's fucking Twitter. It makes YouTube comments look smart.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post SATIRE
twitter.com/b3ta/status/890297104916242432
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post At the moment I'm quite fascinated by
looking at the follow list of idiot accounts and imagining what Twitter must be like for them. They almost never follow anything on anything in the slightest bit fun. Just other angry people.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would quite like to see farage versus some sort of big, violent machine
If there are any commissioning editors about
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1478772
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post #BonoToo
I admit I did one of those American reverse punches whilst shouting 'yessss!'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of the claims seem to be against him personally though
which is a little disappointing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet....

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be worse / better.
But I'll take it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never! If I were a betting man I'd wager that organised religion isn't as pure as the driven snow.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Just a guy playing with some Lions,
getting stalked by a Leopard and saved by a Tiger. You know, totally normal everyday stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's no Steve Irwin (ie, he's still alive)
gizmodo.com/this-celebrity-studded-instagram-petting-zoo-is-a-disas-1750359929
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I'm not endorsing it
In fact I think putting all those different cats in together is pretty fucking irresponsible. As is giving a lion belly-rubs to be honest. But the main thing is never NEVER turn your back on a Leopard.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
I never saw the point of petting wild animals. Particularly as cats have that area on their tummy which when touched turns them into a sharp toothed arm clamp. You don't want to hit that spot on a lion.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can try wearing a mask on the back of his head like Indian villagers do to fool tigers:


They tried a similar idea in Africa with painted eyes on cows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So creepy!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Sorry for FB but fucking hell so much nope.
Nope nope nope.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forgiven for FB
That is totally cool. Yep, yep, yep
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fluff
It's called ballooning.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Apparently not - interesting comment from someone who seems to know about spiders part way down the page:

"I love this! But there's a level of bullshit here (entomology nerd talking).

These spiders are not falling or ballooning. They are suspended in their webs. Spiders can only balloon after they have just hatched, when they are the size of the head of a pin. Adults cannot or do not do it. It happens all the time, but since the slings (nerd talk for "spiderlings") are so tiny we only notice their fine silk strands hanging on grasses and trees. In fact many comment on how beautiful the "angel hair" is.

Second, the spiders in the video and those in the stills are not the same genus, much less the same species. Those in the video appear to be Angulate, those in the stills are genus Nephila. Both are fairly large orb weavers, very shy and gentle and cute and harmless. If they're disturbed they run away or play dead.

Spiders "escaping floods" (in Australia?) somehow keeps popping up on these faux articles in order to justify some kind of frightening behavior. Spiders don't run from floods. They drown.

This is not spiders "falling" over Brazil but shots from two unrelated events where an unusual concentration of spiders created a "bloom" over an isolated area. Happens every once in awhile.

Here's me with a friendly Nephila. Enjoy!"
 (abc, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this in sunny Yorkshire
Next to a sewage works there was a 50 metre stretch of path where the trees, shrubs and fencing looked like it had been sprayed with the fake cobwebs used in horror films. On close(ish) inspection there were thousands of spiders - cool but creepy at the same time!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post linyphiidae balloon in final adult moult

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS FALLSHIRMJAGER DIVISIONS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post blessed be
the barge pole touchers
(stubhuman, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post tings ye CAN'T touch with a bargepole
Any sort of registerable humour
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think, if the blessed complete wally at the end had been barge polled in to the water,
it would have added anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 11 Mar 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Barge Boyz would not approve of this inappropriate use of either
..barge equipment or metaphor.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Tool review starts with a joyful unboxing
NSFW If your company makes boxes and can’t bear to see them being abused.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd forgotten how much I love this channel
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lubricitous!
If that's not a word it should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post just the tip mind
and only for a minute
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 11 Mar 2018, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a link post How terribly British!
Devon vs Cornwall cream tea chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Devon.
The cornish method is fucking stupid.

You don't make a jam sandwich by adding the butter last.

Fucking pasty botherers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't spread a well set jam on a soft bed of a clotted cream.
Jammy nosed gits!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you can unless you are some kind of scone impaired ninny spacker.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish, a little dab of jam in the middle of the cream is correct
That way the jam touches the tongue immediately with a zing of goodness.

Yes, I am a jam toucher
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on there...
If the jam hits the tongue first, are you eating your scones upside down? What kind of sorcery is this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's cream first, you just can't put jam on a dry scone - makes no sense
However I think we can all agree that clotted cream is the most glorious foodstuff on the planet, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I totally agree, but how the hell is Simbosan eating a devon method scone with jam being the first thing that hits his tongue?
He must be eating it upside down risking jammy trousers.

And by god, clotted cream is what angels are made of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I can agree with any of you at least you're not Americans
They put gravy on theirs...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fucking heathens!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arguing about scones?
Are you all some sort of women puffs?

and anyway, it's cream first.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the money's right I'mm be anything you want me to be
yes, you're quite right
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, it's pronounced 'scone'.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having grown up in Devon, I approve and agree 100% with this.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have death threats been issued yet?
Seems to be fucking standard of late
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a link post grease monkey

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made it to 1.55
Have you just posted a Haynes manual with bad music? Oer does something happen?
I realise I may not be the target audience here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He replaces a cover plate with a transparent one.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and yes. I like how cleanly he does it, stereotype notwithstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post all that just to install a fidget spinner
buy one for £1.99 and stick it on with superglue.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Caturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can always bet on Slippery Pete
N/t
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Raised a smile
New OB_S__TY ad 'fail'.

Twitter link
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing too many of these for them to be coincidental.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Passed one* on the way home from the pub.
*Obesity/cancer ad next to McD's ad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This really encapsulates the zeitgeist de nos jours: (After Brexit actually happens I promise not to use two different forrins in one sentence.)
www.indy100.com/article/comedian-sofie-hagen-obesity-cancer-research-campaign-fat-shaming-twitter-overwieight-8237976
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need some funding to research whether crisps make you a science denier

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read the full thread when she first posted it. It's quite the monument to living in denial.
Her rejection of science puts her on par with flat earthers. If you're obese and don't want to change, fine, but denying the huge amount of evidence pointing to it being a very unhealthy life choice is just moronic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Hargreaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZd_OxdgmOg
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Smear test horror movie
Is it like this ladies?
(Yamyam, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Danger!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought helicopter pilots were supposed to be clever?
Parking too close to other helicopters should be pretty high up there in the rule book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post theyre all at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqDnfymqlhU
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s all very well squeezing it into a tight spot
Wonder how he was planning on getting it up again?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fnar Fnar
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more pilot-thumps-pilot action

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was very lucky that blade smacked his arse rather than chopping it
And also, what a fucking terrible time to go for a round of golf.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another one for YPLAC

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Lucky Number 7! I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
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I'm sure there are specialist websites for gamer vids. There surely must be
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probs
I don't watch them personally but anything that slims down the ultra BOLLOCKS political postings has to be okay, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 10 Mar 2018, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:46 trying to use masses of autotune to improve singing?
Didn't work :D
 (Leemondus, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post #steamedhams

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Lennart Green
An amusing half hour of card tricks. Better than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Mine was the jack of hearts
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking "No one can read minds!"
Am I right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing a woman
she's got a name begins with D - Diana...Dorothy....Dolores...
O that spirit has moved on. Now I'm seeing another woman Ethel...Edith..
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They like having the willies put up them...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Kid Creole, AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC but from aaaages ago..
He's an awesome magician. I've read his notes on how to perform some of his tricks and I've just given up as the skill required is just stupid.The way he controls cards is insane.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 9 Mar 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just started dipping into card tricks, primarily to understand how they are done
many of them are simple in principal, but the skill is remarkable
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post His skill is phenomenal
Even when you know what’s going on it’s just ... wow.

And that “sloppy” approach makes things harder rather than easier!

Talking of card magic, I’ve recently been failing to get the hang of “master pushoff” by Andi Gladwin, who used to be a b3tan back in the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'ts people!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a link post For a mere £1,600.00 you can have your own Bayeux Tapestry to add some crudely drawn cocks to
"The Tapestry contains 632 human figures, 202 horses, 55 dogs, 505 other creatures (real and mythological), 37 buildings (including the earliest depiction of Westminster Abbey), 41 ships and nearly 2,000 Latin letters – a staggering achievement."
Yet no CDCs. Folio Society missed a selling point there. As did the maker of the original. It could have had them in stitches.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Mar 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I see your sig
I worry I posted something during a psychotic break.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ignore, delete, archive, reply
briefly had (1 vote) but someone got confused, asking about if votes now showed globally, prudent to remove
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was exactly why I chose it
I live to mildy confuse
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Confuse you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Mar 2018, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love to
and I live to
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best time to post!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently I have 662 posts on /talk...
That doesn't sound like me.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, which you?
Er, there isn't any sound on /talk...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went there, and there was a lot of adenoidal clucking

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Nothing to see here, just a bag of hands

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Round of applause.
Have a bit of Random Hand:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Fp9iYG3uw
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 270 Fingers of Dr. T.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post well I eat hands
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sing-along-a-Max
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBslXprykHA
 (chuffster, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)

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