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This is a link post News Reporter
CaC
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't approve of scaring a cat deliberately in any context, but that was quite funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post A man bun.
That twat has a fucking man bun on his head. He's a bigger cunt than that fucking cat, and I really hate cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man bun did concern me.
It's just not everyday you see cats having to face the media scrutiny they deserve.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you feel about cats with a man bun?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=srqTZfIy7_o
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about that is vile.
But the fact it's in portrait is beyond the pale.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bun.
And if a cat can't deal with its owner walking towards it talking, then fuck it and the species it rode in on.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor pussycat doesn't like it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Fairbrass DEFINITELY didn't have a fucking man bun on his head.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Though he did like to have a man's buns on his head.
Or was that his brother?
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheelie bin some sense into it.

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a prick

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a jerk
My cat likes me though because i give it zero stress
 (Sherbs, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Ray Wilkins has died NSFW
Can't find the video of him shouting at a ballboy to "give me the fucking ball" unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He had a marvellous ability to mangle a phrase too
"Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside."
"The gelling period has started to knit"
"Fabregas literally carries ten yards of space around in his shorts."
"West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren’t fouls, they were commitment."
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This is a normal post A small corner of Private Eye just got a little less funny

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Give me the fucking ball"
I remember it well.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember him throwing the ball at the ref?
'86, Mexico, England v Morocco. First England player to get a red, and the only one until Beckham.

He signed a ball for me as a kid.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad Day
Deserved more recognition than he got.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1yNX56Mho
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha that's mental
It's Hurdy Gurdy Wednesday! Noooooo
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skip to 0:54
to avoid the huge chunk of nothing much before the theme.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Dambuster recreation

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was an excellent program

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i saw a part of this when i first aired
Never seen the full run before,so thanks for posting this.

Eyebrooke reservoir just outside of Corby, about 5 min drive from home was one of the site used by 617 sqd to practice there delivery runs.The small village/hamlet of Cottingham is directly below the flight path they would have used after the bomb run.what a sound and sight that would have made. So much history here i Northamptonshire.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
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The "waaah hoooo" on that at 1min05sec sounds just like the whoops made by Major Kong riding the bomb.
 (champagnerocker, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post g
Why identity parades are ineffective when dealing with one criminal member of the alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post word up g

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steve Wright just out of shot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
That is definitely a blind spot in our minds. Because we were taught the written g we don't need to learn the typeface one. When you read, it is probable that you are seeing the letter as part of a word and not thinking about its individual shape. However, I reckon most people who have done art/graphics could probably do one.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try writing the symbol for the pound, as in currency
The majority of people put the wrong number of horizontal lines through it - even though I now know how many there are I still struggle! I guess it could be the same phenomenon - it's not something that most people have to write very often as it's usually pre-printed.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Cliff Edge I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Supertramp Live in Paris
I never saw the vid to this album.
Not their biggest fan, but undeniable song writing skills, musicianship and instant recognizability.
(Band members and stage presence dull as dish water though.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor..that's wierd !
I got this vinyl off the shelf on Sunday and gave it a complete re-listen at a not so sensible volume.
Superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Taylor Swift - 'Look What You Made Me Do' given a makeunder NSFW
Um.... reworked by someone called rugged man.

I stumbled upon this tonight and had to actually watch the original video and song.
(Tivert, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 4:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, now that's unpleasant.
The child part at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly easy to wank to, though.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post * Not a real child

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey. That's a bit much. Although, I am more inclined to ask them about their partnership programme...

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a link post New Philomena Cunk series.
TV's worth watching again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but...

"Baywatch Tapestry" lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diane Morgan came
across as a really interesting person on Adam Buxton's podcast.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a second series of Motherland.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Best Seagull / Hotel / Shit story ever!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should be a newsreader.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that
Special props to the "panicked driver" figure
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that.
Special props to Hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 23:28, , Reply)
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The Chinese love Hitler. Hitler wiry cool, they all tell me.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never got that when I was there,
but I did live in Nanjing, so they may have been a little more sensitive to the axis of evil. When I lived in Thailand, on the other hand, the kids were Hitler and Nazi mad. I blame Hugo Boss.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it was Douglas Coupland who was responsible for introducing me to the word "bootlego" to describe the off-brand stuff.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hmm

Annoying beardy bloke

I hate fake Chinese Lego, but I'm kind of tempted with this kit.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Sploosh!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Sploosh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a link post YouTube banned some gun channels recently.
What's the worst that can happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You besmirch the fine, upstanding, conservative people of the NRA by insinuation and all the time it was some fluffy, cuddly, Liberal PETA type.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, as daft as the NRA crowd are,
they're paragons of sanity compared to animal rights activists.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a link post MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Beck loser b-side
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of songs that namecheck MTV...
I recently learnt that 80s anthem Money For Nothing originally contained this charming quatrain:

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Somehow I completely missed this, or forgot about it. The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In context of a Noo Yawk fridge delivery man in the early 80s
It would probably still be kosher today
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so the dude looked like a lady?
it's enough to make a man wanna smoke crack
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now listen to the whole song
all of it...

"I should have learned to play the guitar"
From one of the best guitar players in the last forty years.

Learn what sarcasm is (or look it up) and learn what songwriting is.

I'll just put this here for you:
straitjacketmusic.co.uk/lyrics-2/

[Edit: Twat]
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now read this
all of it...

The song adopts the voice of a persona. A bitter and chippy delivery man. The persona uses the word 'faggot' specifically to offend because he's jealous.

But there's no sarcasm, the song is portraying a character, you fucking moron, I suggest it is you that needs to look that word up and learn what songwriting is.

I'll just put this here for you:
www.thebalance.com/what-is-voice-in-fiction-writing-1277142

I was also making the point, obviously went over your little head, that social mores (look it up) change over time. I'm arguing that the offending lyrics are more offensive now than when they were contemporary. Hence the L P Hartley quote. Or did that go over your head too?

[Edit: Cunt]
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It was a conversation Knopfler overheard while in a store in NY.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never liked the song, I always felt it was the weak link on Brothers in Arms. My favourite was the eponymous debut.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post This thread, hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Increasingly frequently on links these days...
the responses to perfectly innocuous posts look like they were penned by some utter fucking psychopath...and 3..2..1..
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pay attention you shit-gobbling gibbon-fucker.
You couldn't be more fucking wrong if you were balls-deep in a four-year-old. You should have your fucking head-dobber snapped in half and shoved in your eye-sockets, so that you can never inflict your complete fucking brain-wrongness on anyone again.


Actually, I have to agree - the default method to disagree with others has become personal invective. It's not exactly making the place a pleasant place to be.


You cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for standing up for myself when attacked, insulted and wrongly accused of ignorance. How utterly pathetic of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck your face.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if you are being sarcastic now.
My reply was directed at the response to your initial comment, not at your reply to that response, which I can clearly see was just a reaction to the completely over the top rant in the aforementioned post...M'lud.
 (I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I want to be over sensitive and paranoid I think I'm entitled to be. I'm being attacked on all sides now. I'll take at least one down with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you can fuck off with your trite bollocks too.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even the pretty little kittens can't help me now, I'm going full retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anger... subsiding...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0w1W5RGx9Q
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post bin called worse...
someone once called me Welsh
 (I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boy George
Tru Fax.
Probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post To be fair, I'd be distracted.
*EDIT* GC. Mea culpa.

Fuck it, have some Machadaynu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwyuB8QKzBI&app=desktop
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS.
Looks just like the bloke mentioned below, and on the popular page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe there's ONE guy wandering around with a face like that, never mind two

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, piss.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Bomb Blast
Drop a nuke on your chosen target and get estimated deaths and injuries too. You know, for lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post There used to be a website that let you visualise that.
It used a deprecated Google Earth API, so doesn't work anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember
there was one where you could see how much damage an asteroid or comet of your choosing would cause, from a small 10cm crater to total destruction of everything
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember both of those
I was just amazed that nearly three times more people die if I drop a bomb on my part of SW London than if I dropped it on Pyongyang
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly it doesn't take topography into account at all
Cause if you drop a nuke in the middle of Peterborough, it'll spread out much further than if you dropped it in say Matlock, or some other valley town.

Now I'm on a watchlist, aren't I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
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I like your attention to detail \o/ There is an airburst option - that should reduce the impact of hilliness?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post High number of WiFi hotspots in the area was to blame
In Siberia.

It's a good thing that won't be a problem in a major city or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but the parcel did go through the window

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey - there'll be no mistaking him
The only problem will be stopping him chewing his way straight back out again!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoying the comments on there massively

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:53, , Reply)

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