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...And something for the weekend, Sir?
I really have trouble believing this is real
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 7:42,
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It's 'real' in as much as you can buy the thing.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 7:49,
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An heirloom
to pass down from generation to generation.
Oh... wait...
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 9:12,
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Ha!
"Here you go son, let's hope you have more luck with it than I did."
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 9:59,
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"Drizzled with lube"
That's just wrong. Also, "Heritage prophylactics"? Sounds like they're going to be made from hand-stitched kid leather.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 9:56,
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Should have duchy originals branding.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:21,
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Had this on yellow vinyl
Made me feel cool at school
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:11,
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Rioty protest thing in Lahndahn today
EDL pro Robinson thing. Not on my TV news, my grauniad link seems to tone it down... but have a google. The Indy says it's hundreds, The Sun thinks it's tens of thousands and a right old pickle.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:41,
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Oh FFS
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:51,
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Free Tommy? - free willy more like

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 1:37,
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Mostly dodgy old men, unsurprisingly.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 12:25,
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You just insulted 50% of B3ta.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 13:49,
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50%???
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 13:55,
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The others are NRA sponsored shills that love a bit of getting smacked down the Old World Way
And Russian spam bots.
Or so they would be if we were still vaguely relevant.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 17:20,
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SPAMCUNT
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 17:39,
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Yep, you are right.
Those are the other 53%.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 20:37,
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My work here is done.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 21:23,
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** Shakes Fist **
..... has nap.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 14:48,
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A picture I never imagined I would one day see
Looks a bit like Brandow on that placard and I hope they all cleaned the saddles after. Fancy getting that rental after someone has wiped their arse all over it.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 14:50,
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He’s the British Mandela
But, like, obviously not black. Or forrin...
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 9:42,
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To be fair, Mandela wasn't foreign in his own country either.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 11:28,
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Pingu
A bit of Pingu
Season 1 Episode 1
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Sherbs, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:34,
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When my kids were little the only saving graces among the shit they watched on TV were Pingu and Spongebob
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:42,
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I was in my teenage days when it first was around. I had grown out of cartoons and shit kids watched but i used to like to watch this.
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Sherbs, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 8:03,
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video surfaces of how Ksenia Sobchak got hold of all that money to give to Corbyn
NSFW
- I'm beginning to think that phone prank on Boris wasn't a hoax at all

Click to play
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:14,
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Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking and Arthur C. Clarke
God, The Universe and Everything Else (1988)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 17:52,
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Arthur C dressed like a star wars officer.
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 22:40,
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^ the force is strong with this one
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:12,
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Hahaha great awareness at that junction
Cheers!
Edit: Perhaps in a parallel universe they are going the right way and everyone is going backwards. Big crunch all is reversed and we live our time again backwards.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 20:59,
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Is a great choon but hardly hardcore
How we have all got older and cling onto this as TBH not much else since. Even the local village down the road is having a nostalgic rave night.
www.events-pi.com/housemouse/
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 21:20,
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In my defence I didn't claim it was hardcore, but generous soul that I am, I will provide...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 21:36,
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Goes Gabber!
Checks Rotterdam Terror Corps discography. OK maybe not.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 22:43,
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Wedlock with the greatest tune of all time
bar none:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD617_NiHas
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crab_bloke), Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:43,
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It's the best part of the warthog
but it tastes like arse. Travel food with Anthony Bourdain.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:41,
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Puts my catfood stirfry to shame
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colmcq2, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 17:15,
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Best part of the Warthog?

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 22:25,
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Got to love the thinking here.
Ok, we've got this here plane called a Warthog how shall we put some humorous paint on on it?
Shark face?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:33,
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How do you know when someone is a vegan?
don't worry ...etc
Also: Anthony Bourdain is dead ;(
Which reminds me of when I was in a night market in Kuala Lumpur and I was thinking that this is exactly the kind of place Anthony Bourdain would come by...and then we saw him walk past with camera crew. He was SUPER tall.
RIP Anthony xx
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colmcq2, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:24,
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I read today "Let this be a lesson that mental illness is very real. If traveling the world, meeting extraordinary people and eating amazing food can't fulfill you, there's something wrong and it's not your fault. I loved his show. It taught me a lot about the world and I am forever grateful. Rest easy, Anthony."
edit also: kat von d from link? seems like an antivaccine arse into the bargain
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:16,
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yeah I know. Crank magnetism.
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colmcq2, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:33,
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Just wait, they'll tell you.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 16:09,
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She should have used one of these, they're Fair Trade and vegan friendly:
www.fairsquared.info/fairtrade-products-en/condoms-en/
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 20:45,
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Not just a vegan, but one who won't vaccinate her kids.
And for that sole reason, she's an absolute cunt.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 23:54,
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Japanese game show thing involving bums and bananas
all very funny and lacist. I wish I could have used a non facebook link so if any of you find one, I'll happily edit the post.
edit: youtube link is www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCOe85rVDw thanks Varmint ( how'd you find it anyway??)
also...does anyone have a link to Derry Air?, Clay's(?) old posts of easy listening playlists. I have devoted some time to this too but with no luck.
ta me dears
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:02,
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https://deriair.blogspot.com
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:42,
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Tusk.... you diamond! thanks.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:48,
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Unfortunatly
the playlists don't work :|
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:00,
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yeah, just found out. bugger but at least i have the titles...and i missed the artwork so ta regardless.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:10,
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Here, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4v3NOw2eE
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:49,
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and YOU have THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXg6UB9Qk0o julie london
and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNzSo3cnJOc chris montez
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 16:57,
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Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCOe85rVDw
Good luck with trying to edit the subject line.
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Varmint, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 21:01,
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Thanks V, as above. Yep, thought I could change the url but not the subject (as per, Yea, even unto the Middle Ages) but nope, you're right about that too.
the vid you linked to has more...including the set up.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:27,
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How did I find it?
Took absolutely ages. I went to YouTube, then I searched for "Japanese game show bananas", and then, er, that was the first hit. No too difficult, but the advantage was it gave me the link to this beauty, which I think beats the bananas:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLx9Z1-rIVA
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Varmint, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 20:55,
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Deltron 3030 - Virus
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 13:11,
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not listened yet, but judging by the cover I expect to LOVE THIS
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colmcq2, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:27,
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yeah its kinda cool
I like a bit of intelligent rap me
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colmcq2, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 14:29,
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Deltron 3030 is ace!
I recently found Marlowe who is/are of similar ilk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9tp2EcK3CY
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:44,
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Sidecar instruction
Jocular sidecar motorcycle safety
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 9:25,
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Nicely done
Worth watching to the end for the stop-motion dance!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 10:46,
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Some tricky stuff
Glad to see they used a professional bear.
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Varmint, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 16:40,
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Soon you'll be ready for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ROvJtstemo
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 16:45,
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Oh Balls!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 1:38,
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Lol..it seems as though the dog cared for the hairy bollocks cat
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Sherbs, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 6:31,
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Now this one has balls
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Agc13hueaJg
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Jun 2018, 11:18,
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Cat bin lady 2018
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 9:41,
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Hahaha!
Dog wants to know what's in there.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Jun 2018, 10:56,
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World Cup anthem
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:27,
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Ha!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:30,
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Annoyingly good
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 0:11,
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Weebl should sue.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 0:58,
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So should Bingo from the Banana Splits
Based on how he's dressed at 1:29
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 10:55,
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The The Banana Splits - Tra La La Song
Sounds like Buffalo Soldier..like the bit around 2:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5FCdx7Dn0o
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Sherbs, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 23:14,
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England fans should do this like the Icelandics and their Thunderclap
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 8:12,
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England fans probably find the complexity of the scansion a bit of a challenge.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 13:01,
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Won't be the first time they've been challenged.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Jun 2018, 13:11,
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I knew them before they were famous.
#breederlife
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 13:25,
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I approve of this
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 7:05,
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who else is following the madness of the creation of this machine?
I thank the B3tan who introduced me to Wintergatan and now Im slightly obsessed with the incredible engineering involved in the creation of the : marble machine X. Martin's accent delivering the commentary is part of the fun :)
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:05,
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what a nice chap
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ozof, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:37,
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I followed him all the way up until he started making his music.
I really enjoyed the making of his machine.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:42,
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I just want him to finish it now.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 1:53,
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Nice...
I enjoyed the Space Invaders interlude with plasma cut parts
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 11:28,
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Indie Game Review: Dungeons and Geese
I made this!
Indie games can really foster some incredible creativity...
...other times... this...
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dogbomb, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:27,
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Yes....um..... uh.... oh
*Opens a beer*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:47,
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*reverses*
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:17,
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What a demented looking game.
Nice review though.
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Sherbs, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 6:33,
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whats for supper bitches
what shall i eat b3ta decides?
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harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:12,
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No smoke/pyro sensors in that office?
I do love the taste of powder-coat paint infused omlettes, though...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:49,
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I now have that Lazytown song as an earworm,
you shit.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:54,
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Unexpectedly ace!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:56,
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Oh god I can't stop watching these "XYZ but..." videos... currently enthralled by Steamed Hams.... youtu.be/hk19UcT1Z-8
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ohidunno, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:57,
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I prefer the version where every *other* other beat is missing...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 23:45,
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As it's my b3taday, have some CNC fails
I don't know why but I find machines destroying themselves particularly pleasing, second only to the special effects out-takes of Red Dwarf.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 17:23,
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candle love to your bum bum
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:06,
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Having run a wood CNC machine for the past two days I sympathize.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:32,
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Looking for a table saw myself...
Super hard to find somewhat pertinent reviews...
Most tool websites make the film reviews of « who must not be named » seem quite professional.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 19:59,
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I didn't know Voldemort does film reviews.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:34,
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NOt him,
His fat cousin with a nose.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:40,
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Tool reviews are nearly useless online.
If you can swing the outrageous cost, anything by Festool seems to be just about bulletproof.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:58,
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10 years ago, yup. Loved them.
Now they have plain bearings... So, no.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:36,
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Happy Candle Day!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 18:59,
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Niche!
happy candlemas
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 19:27,
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Everything's burning up
I almost had one of these fails moments ago. Turning something in a collet I had only hand tightened. Testament to how good collets hold.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:04,
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On another ship, another company...
An engineer took out the crankshaft of a small engine (1000hp class) for a tiny mod to save a few quids for the company.
Utmost care was taken to disassemble the heads and cylinder blocks.
It was then softly softly taken across the engine room to the workshop to the lathe.
Where it was placed and adjusted to a 1000th.
Same thing with the counter point and the tool.
Then everything was measured again 10 times with faffing on bomb fuse removal level.
Then the lathe was started for the one and only cut needed.
The thing wobbled like a demented brick fed washing machine smashing up the lathe and tool carrier.
Before freeing itself and careenering across the room twating everything in sight.
Nobody was injured but the most expensive part on an expensive engine was more fucked than Georgina Spelvin.
Ah yes, one must tighten the bloody jaws, someone must have thought.
Épilogue:
He was not even fired, a new engine was delivered, the lathe now does ovals and is still in use, all was well untill a main engine split in two some time later.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 21:05,
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I hate it when that happens.
I've been remarkably lucky. I've got a Deckel mill, which is a brilliant universal machine. But it can munch itself if not careful.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 22:44,
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Ooooh, a Deckel, that’s a nice lump.
Better than tits.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 5:40,
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That account is a remarkably apt description
of the last time I attempted to make love to a woman.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 12:01,
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nice. this is one of my favourite machine-based cock-ups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYCXDUt2m8
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 20:51,
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Aww 6:20, and he was doing so well.
I have to wonder if the last one left it going just to see what would happen.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 0:03,
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For me, it's the contrast...
...between the slow, confident, exacting precision beforehand, and the fast, chaotic, randomness of the aftermath.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 9 Jun 2018, 15:56,
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Smashed a Mazak integrex E500
Nice big machine but the operator was used to running an integrex E1060 with 300rpm max turning spindle speed. He forgot to set the speed limit on the spindle and as it made its way into the centre it got up to 1500rpm and ripped a 100kg job out chuck. it bounced about the inside of the machine for a good 5 mins before coming to a halt. It managed to take out the spindle and the cutting head.
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BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 22:03,
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