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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:56,
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Man injected his own semen into his arm for 18 months
to treat back pain
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 6:45,
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I can't think of good comeback
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 6:55,
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He's lucky he didn't get a spray-'n-d wrist
torturous
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 7:01,
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But his arm is now up the cuff.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 7:23,
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*** comment of the month ***
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:55,
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hahah!
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:54,
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Pfffffft
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:09,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:01,
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He had been doing this without any medical advice.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:04,
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It is quite a scary read.
I can only think he had some very odd ideas with regards to stem cells.
That or he was fond of little pricks
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:44,
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This goes against conventional wisdom.
Injecting women with semen can CAUSE back pain for 9 months.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:43,
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arf!
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ozof, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:30,
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Cum again?
*I'll get my coat*
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Operation Pinetree, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:16,
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Honestly darling....
...I'm only viewing this porn and wanking for medical reasons... look I'll prove it.
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mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:54,
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Like a fecal Mount Rushmore.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:20,
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Bob Dylan's become even more weird
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97800, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:39,
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High time the tails stopped wagging the dogs.
Remember, history repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce. To make it a hat-trick of aphorisms, turkeys need to stop voting for Christmas. Cheers!
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:24,
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It's good, but why is Stephen Fry talking while he's on the shitter?
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:28,
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Probably because it's such simple joined-up thinking that most of us could rattle it off while pinching one off.
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:36,
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It's probably the only time he is available for extra voiceover work.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:09,
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Remember when Russell Brand tried to tell us all what to think?
Well... that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:40,
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Remember when facts, real life facts with proper sources and all that, were taken as facts (not 'truth', important distinction) and not half-baked entreaties on the side of a fucking bus?
Well.. that.
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:14,
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I forgot he caused this
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:24,
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It's all the Greeks' fault
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:13,
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those poor lemmings
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:43,
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That's bloody marvellous!
Cheered me up no end, that has.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:44,
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I like this
Muchly
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:04,
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hahaha
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:47,
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Genius
Was wondering if she would awkwardly waltz into the House this evening to 'take a chance on me'
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:10,
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Even Theresa may wouldn't be daft enough
to attempt waltzing in 4/4 time.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:05,
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Reminds me of

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simbosan is too tired, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:11,
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She's like the spindly alien from close encounters trying to communicate by "dance".
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loci, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 2:30,
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Ghostbusters 3
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:07,
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You beat me to it
I was just about to post this.
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Sherbs, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:55,
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sure, but
at this rate we'll be lucky to make it to Summer 2019
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Melatonin, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:18,
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Today I learnt that the
French call it SOS Ghosts.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:16,
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No, they don't. They call it S.O.S. Fantômes.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:40,
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Ghostbusting in France
means to fuck one's grandmother
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:55,
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*gallic shrug*
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:23,
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Drive the bernstein into my veins
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:16,
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Married to the Invisible Man
A TV Commercial from a famous brand of chocolate bars is a about a woman who married an invisible man and had 2 children with the ability to become invisibles. This means that she h asan invisible family: An invisible family with a visible wife/mom.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:01,
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That's you, that is.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:05,
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What the fuck are you on about?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:42,
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I'm starting to think he lets them off lightly tbh
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:09,
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"hujo de puta"
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:36,
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("Hijo")
Interesting translation ("son of a whore"), when the closer "Cuño"/"Coño" exists...
An aside: one of my favourite anime films is called "Laputa", but not so much in Spanish-speaking countries...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:38,
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As a Spanish learner and Ghibli fan
This aside made me giggle.
Aside aside, my other half is Latin American and says both 'coño' and 'hijo de puta' in equal measure.
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SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:35,
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their numbers seem to have thinned a bit on here though
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:55,
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We've all come round to your view that
The working class should be denied the vote.
It is the wish of global multinationals and the political class that matters, not the common people.
People over 60 should be humanely destroyed.
A democratic vote of 17m should be overturned in deference to an unelected commission.
You convinced us with your startlingly original comment and, above all, your sparkling fucking wit.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:17,
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"A democratic vote"
A non-binding poll, if I remember correctly.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:35,
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Oh, stop it!
What a riot you lot are! Such fun.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:50,
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Yeah, with all the facts and shit
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:27,
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28m eligible voters didn't vote for it.
I really don't understand why pro-Brexiters use the absolute voter numbers when the percentage of votes is far more sympathetic to their cause...
Then, numbers seem to be a big stumbling block to a lot of them...
[Actually, going by my own calculations on the figures published on the Electoral Commission's website, using GCSE-level maths, I make it 30.3m non-Brexit voters]
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:45,
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So, we can have another
would Bill Cash, Rees-Mogg and Farrage have STFU if they had lost despite the lies?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:45,
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Ha!
Love the sparkling wit comment. Benito, a humourless cunt on a comedy website
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:37,
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rarely is it not apt
and also used in Children of Men

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horrid, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:08,
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A+++ would listen again
Not heard this before. Gotta love a bit of Richard Hawley as well.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:49,
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Haha good track.
I wish I could retain that idealism.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:39,
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There's a new episode of Project Binkey
Y'all should know. Someone usually posts these up here eventually - coz they're fun and interesting, innit. You Slags. Or something.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 0:10,
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fuck's sake thought it was a 'new" episode.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 5:28,
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When are they ever gonna finish this?!!
I pity the poor bastard who's gonna get the bill.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:58,
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this made me piss myself for about an hour straight
for some reason it doesn't start at the start. this wasn't on purpose, if the same thing happens for you, drag it to the left. which is what SHE said
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:33,
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They were certainly finding themselves amusing
As I had no idea who they were or who they were talking about, the only bit I understood involved Hitler being an Uber driver59 Dacha. It didn’t make me piss myself.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:58,
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you don't know Dice or William Shatner?
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:52,
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dice?
On googling, I see he appeared on the US version of celebrity apprentice. Does that mean he was briefly famous for falling out of nightclubs in the early 90s?
How could you hear any names of their yuk yuk guffawing?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 6:32,
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he may have been briefly famous for that
But I know him as a stand up comedian, extremely well known. About as famous as Eddy Murphy was in the late 80s. They didn't have to mention him at all for me because I get the references to him. I enjoyed the yuk yuk guffawing and found it all quite clear.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:29,
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Eddy who?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:42,
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that was boring
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:39,
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Yes sir I can play it a bit bluesy
I made this!
A short cover version
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:33,
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I like it
But it sounds a bit familiar - what's that song....it's on the tip of my tongue....
Oh bugger!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:37,
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Must be In The Air Tonight.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:54,
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Nice
And chilled too =)
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Sherbs, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:43,
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I'm sure its lovely
But sadly playback didn't work for me so I had a rolling, stuttered repeat of a few seconds.
It sounded like someone trying to do a very slow speedcore version of happy on a bontempi organ.
Was that the effect you were after?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:06,
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Yes, it's clearly a polymorphic audio installation in cyberspace.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:05,
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Deadpool 2 trailer
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Sherbs, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:38,
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Really looking forward to this
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:16,
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I literally can't wait
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:16,
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Did you died then?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:48,
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incontinence is no laughing matter
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ozof, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 1:50,
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LOL
*pisses self*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:44,
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Nominative determinism Win \o/
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 14:22,
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Brian?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:49,
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well he's not the messiah
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:17,
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Imagine the disappointment
at a kids party when the mum asks the dad "did you remember pass the parcel? and who the fuck's that priest?"
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:57,
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Probably not the first sentence on here containing the words "priest", "fuck" and "kids".
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97800, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:46,
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+”disappointment”
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ozof, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 1:51,
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Morrisey's looking well.
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hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:11,
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Yet another quality broadcast headed our way :/
Danny Dyer History Show
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 14:20,
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He seems like a fairly benign character
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:55,
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What a fuckwit that man is.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 17:28,
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Seems like a fairly benign fuckwit man to me
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:40,
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Probably because of the inbreeding in the blood line
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:51,
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I stand corrected
a bloody inbred fairly benign fuckwit man
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 3:19,
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Say what you want about Trudeau, but this is f-ing uncanny
[Trumpf]He's manageds to get on #AfghanIdol and grow a monobrow! Wake up sheeple![/Trumpf]
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:45,
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Afcanny
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:21,
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The genius of Frank Welker
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:41,
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There are a number of amusing Frank Welker-related annecdotes
on Mark Evanier's blog.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 0:10,
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Nice!
Best known for his work on Ennio Morricone film soundtracks...and this little number.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 0:15,
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Dabba Dabba pasta is the best kind of pasta.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:13,
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Jolly nice
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Sherbs, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:41,
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Weeeeeeee
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:28,
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Why do they bother with the helmets
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:30,
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Maybe
something to attach the GoPro to
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:33,
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Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFk6hxHIR0Q&t=70
Jump to 1:10 if it starts from the beginning.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 7:44,
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to protect their identities so their mam doesn't know what they're doing with the duvets
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:35,
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That's where it's really sensitive
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:54,
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To protect their heads.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:13,
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Birdstrike
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:23,
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that's what SHE said
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:42,
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By "they" do you mean their partners?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:44,
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Stupid people
Doing that for YouTube clicks and not even filming it in a way that you can see what’s happening.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:39,
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That lens does not work AT ALL for this activity
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:27,
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I bless the rains
Now this is proper art
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That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:06,
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Yeah, cause everybody knows that the best thing for electronics to "last an eternity" is lots of heat.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:21,
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Can you also have multiple “eternities”?
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That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:26,
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yes
On the grounds that this is eternity in the sense of being outside of time and not in the sense of there being an infinite, shared timeline.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:58,
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Lots of heat is fine.
Blistering heat transitioning to bollock-numbing cold and back again every 12 or so hours, not so much.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:19,
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"some say it's probably the worst sound installation ever. I think that's a great compliment."
Fucking artists.
And also, what is it with teh yoof and this shitty song? One of the young lads at work almost cried when I said it was shite and I wasn't going to say it was great just because of some social media bullshit.
Oh is it that time already? Can I have my medicine please now nurse?
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:25,
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Two words: Vice City
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That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:37,
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Three words
Rich. Beef. Sausages.
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unclepills, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:19,
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Well, this version has the benefits of: good musicianship, still taking the piss, and a very cute Scandinavian girl singing on the video
First time that I made out all of the stupid lyrics too.
youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw
Edit - not Scandinavian, only the guitarist/drummer is.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:14,
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That was great.
Can't believe I never heard that before. 32 million views.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:01,
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great stuff! thanks!
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ozof, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:27,
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No idea. It's not even the best Toto song
Hold the line is way better.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:47,
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Hold the Line IS way better.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:27,
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The soundtrack to Dune
Is better than Africa..
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:58,
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I look forward to it being surrounded by the dessicated corpses of thirsty, desperate lost travellers
This way Carruthers, I hear music; there must be a bar
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:29,
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The irony of
it being consumed by a sandstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:32,
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A Welwitschia plant can live quietly for thousands of years in the Namib

and is less repetitive
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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I witsch it wel for the future
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:05,
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heroic effort!
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:28,
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But does it keep playing the mp3's the... er... proto-egyptic-igons put on their mp1 players?
I think not! Leafy-solar-panel cunts!
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:39,
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I think they used .8svx back then
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97800, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:58,
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