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This is a link post The Thing Complete Score

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This is a link post Man injected his own semen into his arm for 18 months 
to treat back pain
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This is a normal post I can't think of good comeback

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He's lucky he didn't get a spray-'n-d wrist
torturous
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But his arm is now up the cuff.

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This is a normal post *** comment of the month ***

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffft

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He had been doing this without any medical advice.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:04, Reply)
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It is quite a scary read.

I can only think he had some very odd ideas with regards to stem cells.

That or he was fond of little pricks
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This goes against conventional wisdom.
Injecting women with semen can CAUSE back pain for 9 months.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cum again?
*I'll get my coat*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly darling....
...I'm only viewing this porn and wanking for medical reasons... look I'll prove it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Leading Scientists state that Trump is a poo-head

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a fecal Mount Rushmore.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Dylan's become even more weird

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:39, Reply)
This is a link post High time the tails stopped wagging the dogs.
Remember, history repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce. To make it a hat-trick of aphorisms, turkeys need to stop voting for Christmas. Cheers!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:24, Reply)
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It's good, but why is Stephen Fry talking while he's on the shitter?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:28, Reply)
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Probably because it's such simple joined-up thinking that most of us could rattle it off while pinching one off.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably the only time he is available for extra voiceover work.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when Russell Brand tried to tell us all what to think?
Well... that.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:40, Reply)
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Remember when facts, real life facts with proper sources and all that, were taken as facts (not 'truth', important distinction) and not half-baked entreaties on the side of a fucking bus?

Well.. that.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot he caused this

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's all the Greeks' fault
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post those poor lemmings

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's bloody marvellous!
Cheered me up no end, that has.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Muchly
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
Was wondering if she would awkwardly waltz into the House this evening to 'take a chance on me'
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Even Theresa may wouldn't be daft enough
to attempt waltzing in 4/4 time.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:11, Reply)
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She's like the spindly alien from close encounters trying to communicate by "dance".
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 2:30, Reply)
This is a link post Ghostbusters 3

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
You beat me to it
I was just about to post this.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post sure, but
at this rate we'll be lucky to make it to Summer 2019
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Today I learnt that the
French call it SOS Ghosts.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No, they don't. They call it S.O.S. Fantômes.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghostbusting in France
means to fuck one's grandmother
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *gallic shrug*

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Drive the bernstein into my veins

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post Married to the Invisible Man
A TV Commercial from a famous brand of chocolate bars is a about a woman who married an invisible man and had 2 children with the ability to become invisibles. This means that she h asan invisible family: An invisible family with a visible wife/mom.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:01, Reply)
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That's you, that is.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck are you on about?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post seems particularly apt this morning

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to think he lets them off lightly tbh

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "hujo de puta"

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ("Hijo")
Interesting translation ("son of a whore"), when the closer "Cuño"/"Coño" exists...

An aside: one of my favourite anime films is called "Laputa", but not so much in Spanish-speaking countries...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post As a Spanish learner and Ghibli fan
This aside made me giggle.

Aside aside, my other half is Latin American and says both 'coño' and 'hijo de puta' in equal measure.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post their numbers seem to have thinned a bit on here though

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all come round to your view that
The working class should be denied the vote.
It is the wish of global multinationals and the political class that matters, not the common people.
People over 60 should be humanely destroyed.
A democratic vote of 17m should be overturned in deference to an unelected commission.

You convinced us with your startlingly original comment and, above all, your sparkling fucking wit.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "A democratic vote"
A non-binding poll, if I remember correctly.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, stop it!
What a riot you lot are! Such fun.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, with all the facts and shit

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 28m eligible voters didn't vote for it.
I really don't understand why pro-Brexiters use the absolute voter numbers when the percentage of votes is far more sympathetic to their cause...

Then, numbers seem to be a big stumbling block to a lot of them...

[Actually, going by my own calculations on the figures published on the Electoral Commission's website, using GCSE-level maths, I make it 30.3m non-Brexit voters]
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So, we can have another
would Bill Cash, Rees-Mogg and Farrage have STFU if they had lost despite the lies?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Love the sparkling wit comment. Benito, a humourless cunt on a comedy website
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post rarely is it not apt
and also used in Children of Men


(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A+++ would listen again
Not heard this before. Gotta love a bit of Richard Hawley as well.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha good track.
I wish I could retain that idealism.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post There's a new episode of Project Binkey
Y'all should know. Someone usually posts these up here eventually - coz they're fun and interesting, innit. You Slags. Or something.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck's sake thought it was a 'new" episode.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post When are they ever gonna finish this?!!
I pity the poor bastard who's gonna get the bill.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post this made me piss myself for about an hour straight
for some reason it doesn't start at the start. this wasn't on purpose, if the same thing happens for you, drag it to the left. which is what SHE said
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They were certainly finding themselves amusing
As I had no idea who they were or who they were talking about, the only bit I understood involved Hitler being an Uber driver59 Dacha. It didn’t make me piss myself.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't know Dice or William Shatner?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post dice?
On googling, I see he appeared on the US version of celebrity apprentice. Does that mean he was briefly famous for falling out of nightclubs in the early 90s?
How could you hear any names of their yuk yuk guffawing?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post he may have been briefly famous for that
But I know him as a stand up comedian, extremely well known. About as famous as Eddy Murphy was in the late 80s. They didn't have to mention him at all for me because I get the references to him. I enjoyed the yuk yuk guffawing and found it all quite clear.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddy who?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that was boring

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Yes sir I can play it a bit bluesy I made this!
A short cover version
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
But it sounds a bit familiar - what's that song....it's on the tip of my tongue....
Oh bugger!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be In The Air Tonight.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
And chilled too =)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure its lovely
But sadly playback didn't work for me so I had a rolling, stuttered repeat of a few seconds.
It sounded like someone trying to do a very slow speedcore version of happy on a bontempi organ.
Was that the effect you were after?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's clearly a polymorphic audio installation in cyberspace.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post Deadpool 2 trailer

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This is a normal post Really looking forward to this

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This is a normal post I literally can't wait

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you died then?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post incontinence is no laughing matter

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
*pisses self*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post Nominative determinism Win \o/

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post well he's not the messiah

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the disappointment
at a kids party when the mum asks the dad "did you remember pass the parcel? and who the fuck's that priest?"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not the first sentence on here containing the words "priest", "fuck" and "kids".

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post +”disappointment”

(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Morrisey's looking well.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another quality broadcast headed our way :/
Danny Dyer History Show
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This is a normal post He seems like a fairly benign character

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fuckwit that man is.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a fairly benign fuckwit man to me

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because of the inbreeding in the blood line

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
a bloody inbred fairly benign fuckwit man
(, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 3:19, Reply)
This is a link post Say what you want about Trudeau, but this is f-ing uncanny
[Trumpf]He's manageds to get on #AfghanIdol and grow a monobrow! Wake up sheeple![/Trumpf]
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Afcanny

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a link post The genius of Frank Welker

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a number of amusing Frank Welker-related annecdotes
on Mark Evanier's blog.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post and now something for our Italian /boarders

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Best known for his work on Ennio Morricone film soundtracks...and this little number.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Dabba Dabba pasta is the best kind of pasta.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:13, Reply)
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Jolly nice
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Weeeeeeee

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do they bother with the helmets

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
something to attach the GoPro to
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFk6hxHIR0Q&t=70
Jump to 1:10 if it starts from the beginning.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post to protect their identities so their mam doesn't know what they're doing with the duvets

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's where it's really sensitive

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post To protect their heads.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Birdstrike

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what SHE said

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post By "they" do you mean their partners?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid people
Doing that for YouTube clicks and not even filming it in a way that you can see what’s happening.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That lens does not work AT ALL for this activity

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:27, Reply)
This is a link post I bless the rains
Now this is proper art
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, cause everybody knows that the best thing for electronics to "last an eternity" is lots of heat.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you also have multiple “eternities”?

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
On the grounds that this is eternity in the sense of being outside of time and not in the sense of there being an infinite, shared timeline.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of heat is fine.
Blistering heat transitioning to bollock-numbing cold and back again every 12 or so hours, not so much.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "some say it's probably the worst sound installation ever. I think that's a great compliment."
Fucking artists.

And also, what is it with teh yoof and this shitty song? One of the young lads at work almost cried when I said it was shite and I wasn't going to say it was great just because of some social media bullshit.

Oh is it that time already? Can I have my medicine please now nurse?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Two words: Vice City

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Three words
Rich. Beef. Sausages.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this version has the benefits of: good musicianship, still taking the piss, and a very cute Scandinavian girl singing on the video
First time that I made out all of the stupid lyrics too.
youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw
Edit - not Scandinavian, only the guitarist/drummer is.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great.
Can't believe I never heard that before. 32 million views.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff! thanks!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea. It's not even the best Toto song
Hold the line is way better.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold the Line IS way better.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The soundtrack to Dune
Is better than Africa..
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This is a normal post I look forward to it being surrounded by the dessicated corpses of thirsty, desperate lost travellers
This way Carruthers, I hear music; there must be a bar
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The irony of
it being consumed by a sandstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A Welwitschia plant can live quietly for thousands of years in the Namib

and is less repetitive
(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I witsch it wel for the future

(, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post heroic effort!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:28, Reply)
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But does it keep playing the mp3's the... er... proto-egyptic-igons put on their mp1 players?

I think not! Leafy-solar-panel cunts!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they used .8svx back then

(, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 6:58, Reply)

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