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This is a link post Catwalk cat.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 May 2019, 16:53, Reply)
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There once was a fashionable feline,
Who across a catwalk made a beeline,
To an elaborate skirt,
Upon which she did squirt,
The most malodorous pussy cat urine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:06, Reply)
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There was a cat from Marrakesh
Who thought she was a little bit spesh
across the walk she did trot
did a squirt to make a blot
on a dress most exquisitely oh fuck this what am i on abot
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fresh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The cat shat on the tat

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 May 2019, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *he

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 5 May 2019, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you just assume xer gender?

(97800, Mon 6 May 2019, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Tat Vision Episode 15 Simpson Cup I made this!
I journeyed to Weoly Castle anyone from Brum know it? It was a bit desolate...but I fount a cool Simpson Cup and a weird shell mouse...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3wMe3Idmd4&list=PL3FKAowU7eMLmS-sk-gNfGUkE1VLAwt6e&index=16&t=0s
(mrmenfolk, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Tony Slattery auditions for Doctor Who
1994
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 5 May 2019, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Niche.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:54, Reply)
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considering he had a £5000 a week cocaine habit in the late 90s hes not looking toooo bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:57, Reply)
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What a mess.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 5 May 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't matter who you cast in that car crash of a film
I find it sad to see how he is now. Kids, just say no!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 May 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Good news everybody!
The Hu have an album on the way!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeeeees
Seeing them in Brighton in June. Can't fucking wait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 5 May 2019, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post More of a tribute band
what with only Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend in the current line up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 5 May 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice One
After an hour of YouTube I'm booked in for Camden on the 18th: TOP TIP This is not in fact the Underworld shop in Fulham which is a few hundred yards from me but actually sold underwear until it shut down, so don't believe everything the internet tells you.
 (strongp, Tue 7 May 2019, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Tuccillo & Kiko Navarro feat. Amor - Lovery (Slow Cuban Vibe)
Fun fact: This plays on one of the GTA V radio stations
Wasn't that fun?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice...

(mrmenfolk, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post One-man band I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Sat 4 May 2019, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What a leg-end

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:23, Reply)
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Being in a one man band, we all think the singers a twat, the drummers a good laugh, and noone can remember the bass players name.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 6 May 2019, 6:41, Reply)
This is a link post World record free solo
Walking a slackline in Squamish, BC
No safety harness
(Sherbs, Sat 4 May 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a dodgy kebab in British Columbia once.
I've been squeamish about Squamish ever since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 May 2019, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
These attention seeking assholes ever fall off, so it's not interesting
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 4 May 2019, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to be picky, he is wearing a safety harness:


I assume that's if he does come off and his arms get tired hanging on, he can at least clip on until rescued.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:11, Reply)
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With videos like this, at no point do I ever find myself admiring the person doing the climbing etc. It's just a constant "What a tit"
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 5 May 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Prince Philip said the exact same thing to me about Sir Edmund Hillary.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Phil bummed Hillary?

(Sherbs, Sun 5 May 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post Using a drive-thru McDonald's when you have no arms
Other videos show how she drives. and how she gets petrol.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 4 May 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Builds good tension too, I was waiting for the drinks, and was impressed.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:42, Reply)
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I wondered about the drinks too...good form
 (Sherbs, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes
...the internet just lets me see things I wouldn't otherwise have known about, and I'm a more switched on cookie as a result.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 6 May 2019, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post How does she wipe her arse?
I could probably do it with a carefully positioned elaborate 4 towel system.
Wet / Dry / Wet / Dry
However it would mean a lot of laundry.
 (WinnieTheTurd, Tue 7 May 2019, 16:11, Reply)
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with a carefully positioned elaborate 4 towel system.
Wet / Dry / Wet / Dry
However it would mean a lot of laundry.
 (ozof, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Vestigial Tail

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 3 May 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably fake
Seems to be a short video about a guy called Oleg Polovski, but there's no other documentation about him. As usual in these cases, it's a very low quality video.
Humans can have a "tail", but not with bones, not movable. Usually they're removed.[Nature]
It's in the wrong place. If it was real, his lower spine is sticking out of his body, about 6" from where it ought to be - which would cause lots of problems.
There's some info in Portuguese, translated here.

Cf. "Are Some People Really Born With Tails?", on Today I Found Out.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 3 May 2019, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Back penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 May 2019, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Arsedick

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 May 2019, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bumwang

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 May 2019, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Spine stiffy

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Lumbar member
It goes down
But I get it up again
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse didgeridoo

(stubhuman, Sat 4 May 2019, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock coccyx

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 May 2019, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sacral sausage

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 May 2019, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post dorsal dick

(gijoel, Sat 4 May 2019, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Penile posterior

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Spinal fap

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 May 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Rear willy

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 May 2019, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Butt Fucker

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 4 May 2019, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You're listening to the boy from the big bad ciffy

(97800, Sat 4 May 2019, 12:30, Reply)
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Best of all the Bond films
 (ohidunno, Sat 4 May 2019, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Roger Moore takes out mother

(Sherbs, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering why she was Jewish all the way through that

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that it's established that her son's real name is
Seymour Goldfarb Jr. in the first few seconds was a slight clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Sound GIFects I made this!
A generator to add visuals to sound effects.

 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is everything

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This!
Works!
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Fri 3 May 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 3 May 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What fun!
Aces
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 May 2019, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I found fart!
This is great
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 3 May 2019, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Killer Chambers I made this!
I hope you all take a hip flask to work, this one is even more frustrating than last weeks'
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 May 2019, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it gets old very quickly
Though not sure anything can be more frustrating than a fall-all-the-way-to-the-bottom-with-no-checkpoints game

But then I've never really liked vertical platformers. Apart from Rainbow Islands.
 (horrid, Fri 3 May 2019, 11:18, Reply)
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Is it beer o'clock already?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 May 2019, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Chin chin!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 May 2019, 12:06, Reply)
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Orders are orders.

Also any sign of the babe from last week?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fucking sausage.
Fuck her. She's not worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 4 May 2019, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *Salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Double chin, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 May 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Age tend to do that
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 4 May 2019, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew dies aged 74

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post end of an ERAHERRNNNGGGHHHHH

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 May 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post he had a good INHERRNNNGGGHHHHHINNNGS

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 May 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have locked in the auxiliary power.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 May 2019, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *points*
GEEEEEEEK!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 May 2019, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They can just CG him in to the next one

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 3 May 2019, 13:54, Reply)
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No one's ever really gone
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 May 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post strong and stable

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 3 May 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Deacon Blue's less-successful first attempt

(97800, Fri 3 May 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Wolf has died
Always loved his photography.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 2 May 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting video
with an interesting dude.

Those images are incredible.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have done aerial photography and called himself AirWolf.
To be fair, he might have done, I've never heard of the cunt.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 2 May 2019, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefered his work on Gladiators TBH.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview is almost giger-esque

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it is

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 5 May 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 3 May 2019, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily the best Klingon

(97800, Fri 3 May 2019, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Love his work

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 3 May 2019, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Love his photography

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 May 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Rottentail NSFW
Saw this and thought of you...

(Found on ScreenAnarchy, a must-visit website if you're a fan of genre cinema.)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 2 May 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Those nineties video cards in full
Remember the days when graphics cards were called things such as 3dFX 3000 Voodoo Batman Alfredo?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 2 May 2019, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post top rate pedantry
frogmech expounded, 'bluetooth headset designed by a nu-metal band' and 'farting sword'- i enjoyed
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 3 May 2019, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A missed opportunity for Mechwarrior.

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sat 4 May 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I still have a scar from my old Voodoo 3 3000.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 3 May 2019, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Bickford has died. Animator of fair few Zappa songs
People here seem to like the George Duke era band, and the animation starts partway through. Rather "70's" editing at times though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 2 May 2019, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice animation....
Not familiar with his stuff...will be checking it out later...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 2 May 2019, 21:35, Reply)

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