There once was a fashionable feline, Who across a catwalk made a beeline, To an elaborate skirt, Upon which she did squirt, The most malodorous pussy cat urine.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:06,
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There was a cat from Marrakesh Who thought she was a little bit spesh across the walk she did trot did a squirt to make a blot on a dress most exquisitely oh fuck this what am i on abot
(TurboespritVolume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:03,
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Fresh
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:45,
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The cat shat on the tat
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 May 2019, 0:17,
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*he
(gub~gubcannot tell water from champagne, Sun 5 May 2019, 22:04,
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Did you just assume xer gender?
(97800, Mon 6 May 2019, 16:20,
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Tat Vision Episode 15 Simpson CupI made this!
I journeyed to Weoly Castle anyone from Brum know it? It was a bit desolate...but I fount a cool Simpson Cup and a weird shell mouse...
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 5 May 2019, 10:44,
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Niche.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:54,
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considering he had a £5000 a week cocaine habit in the late 90s hes not looking toooo bad.
(TurboespritVolume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:57,
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What a mess.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 5 May 2019, 21:33,
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Didn't matter who you cast in that car crash of a film
I find it sad to see how he is now. Kids, just say no!
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 May 2019, 12:46,
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(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:56,
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Yeeeees
Seeing them in Brighton in June. Can't fucking wait.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 5 May 2019, 9:35,
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More of a tribute band
what with only Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend in the current line up.
(Varmint, Sun 5 May 2019, 21:03,
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Nice One
After an hour of YouTube I'm booked in for Camden on the 18th: TOP TIP This is not in fact the Underworld shop in Fulham which is a few hundred yards from me but actually sold underwear until it shut down, so don't believe everything the internet tells you.
(strongp, Tue 7 May 2019, 14:24,
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What a leg-end
(simbosanis too tired, Sun 5 May 2019, 12:23,
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Being in a one man band, we all think the singers a twat, the drummers a good laugh, and noone can remember the bass players name.
(chasbo zelenaReal Immodesty, Mon 6 May 2019, 6:41,
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I had a dodgy kebab in British Columbia once.
I've been squeamish about Squamish ever since.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 May 2019, 12:02,
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Meh.
These attention seeking assholes ever fall off, so it's not interesting
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 4 May 2019, 15:39,
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Just to be picky, he is wearing a safety harness:
I assume that's if he does come off and his arms get tired hanging on, he can at least clip on until rescued.
(Varmint, Sat 4 May 2019, 17:11,
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With videos like this, at no point do I ever find myself admiring the person doing the climbing etc. It's just a constant "What a tit"
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Sun 5 May 2019, 9:42,
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Prince Philip said the exact same thing to me about Sir Edmund Hillary.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 May 2019, 15:50,
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Phil bummed Hillary?
(Sherbs, Sun 5 May 2019, 22:21,
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Cool
Builds good tension too, I was waiting for the drinks, and was impressed.
(George Blankmy 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:42,
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I wondered about the drinks too...good form
(Sherbs, Sat 4 May 2019, 10:52,
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Sometimes
...the internet just lets me see things I wouldn't otherwise have known about, and I'm a more switched on cookie as a result.
(Prestidigituswill set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 6 May 2019, 1:45,
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How does she wipe her arse?
I could probably do it with a carefully positioned elaborate 4 towel system. Wet / Dry / Wet / Dry However it would mean a lot of laundry.
(WinnieTheTurd, Tue 7 May 2019, 16:11,
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with a carefully positioned elaborate 4 towel system. Wet / Dry / Wet / Dry However it would mean a lot of laundry.
(ozof, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:59,
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(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 3 May 2019, 22:29,
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Probably fake
Seems to be a short video about a guy called Oleg Polovski, but there's no other documentation about him. As usual in these cases, it's a very low quality video. Humans can have a "tail", but not with bones, not movable. Usually they're removed.[Nature] It's in the wrong place. If it was real, his lower spine is sticking out of his body, about 6" from where it ought to be - which would cause lots of problems. There's some info in Portuguese, translated here.
I was wondering why she was Jewish all the way through that
(TurboespritVolume knob, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:58,
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The fact that it's established that her son's real name is
Seymour Goldfarb Jr. in the first few seconds was a slight clue.
(George Blankmy 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:09,
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Sound GIFectsI made this!
A generator to add visuals to sound effects.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:35,
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This is everything
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 May 2019, 16:56,
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Those images are incredible.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:22,
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He should have done aerial photography and called himself AirWolf.
To be fair, he might have done, I've never heard of the cunt.
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap', Thu 2 May 2019, 23:30,
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I prefered his work on Gladiators TBH.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:47,
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The preview is almost giger-esque
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Thu 2 May 2019, 23:52,
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top rate pedantry
frogmech expounded, 'bluetooth headset designed by a nu-metal band' and 'farting sword'- i enjoyed
(bearhuntis drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 3 May 2019, 6:48,
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A missed opportunity for Mechwarrior.
(Clying Crayondraws the wrong conclusion, Sat 4 May 2019, 22:29,
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Yes, I still have a scar from my old Voodoo 3 3000.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 3 May 2019, 18:01,
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