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This is a link post Seriously Nasty Photo... NSFW
...hanging skills on the stair wall.
Needs more spirit level.
Also, just imagine what goes into a poundland sausage roll.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what answers does she want? it's unclear

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post She wants to know the price of the sausage roll and other items in the shop

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a pound.
Sometimes £2. Sometimes two for a pound. It should really be called Multiplesofapoundland.

Or, Everycustomerinthisshophasbeenincourtatsomepointland.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a slippery slope

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post since she lives in a house designed by M.C. Escher
she was probably wondering why the floor was so flat in Poundland
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why does the gazetteseries site come to a grinding halt with a blank page on 'adservice.google.com' instead of loading properly?"

(97800, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you using an adblocker?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, bog standard firefox
it's an old version though, probably that
 (97800, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I block googleads as standard
and the site loads fine for me.

Might be your firefox version.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That photo is making me seasick.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Further evidence of the warping of space-time.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Nov 2019, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But
the unanswered question is: Was it a vegan sausage roll?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *slips*
*sues*
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lynne Truss's less-successful followup

(97800, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cow
"Fight for justice" my arse.

Sometimes shit just happens. Unless she can prove negligence.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Voice Toy
GC from 2017 but AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 25 Nov 2019, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is fantastic. Set tongue control to bottom left, and work that slider hard
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 6:25, Reply)
This is a link post Ozzy Man Reviews: Pandas Part 2

(Sherbs, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 4:27, Reply)
This is a link post Squat Magic
I... I mean did the makers of 'shake a weight' get challenged to make something more obviously pornographic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Includes half second clip with token male using it.
Needs endorsements by goatse and Preparation H.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Nov 2019, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bless me Lord Vishna, I have chose my new incarnation.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post they make all their money from selling the attachments...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I mutt increase my butt

(97800, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that the technique that some of the women have reveals more about them than they intended...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like something from Shackleton's, you know.
It's grand to find a comfortable chair when you're getting on bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have to change my sig

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The Nationa Gallery has a record of this poster
But won't let you see it.
archiveshub.jisc.ac.uk/search/archives/9c16b6f6-f631-345c-8fbb-ae03d28525b5?component=76a0207f-f821-36ac-8f63-5751537795f6
Edit: *National*
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post RSC outing?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post This one's called Optimistic Cilla I made this!
and there's a reward for you if you get through the first seven minutes*, and a fabulous prize** if you get to the end.


* except for fans of The New Blockaders who will find it easy listening
**sleep, probably
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody fecking hell
That is something dark and disturbing but fantastic. Top work.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, nicely industrial!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I happened to have been listening to a lot of ABBA and George Michael this week.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was certainly...
a lorra lorra laughs.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post Pfft!
(Facebook link warning)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so fake

(GeeFunk, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ultra gake

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post This will basically be me in the office tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how utterly useless pandas are at everything

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like me in the office tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/bNiYlJ3wOKw
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post PaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It does beg the question
what the fuck is it doing there in the first place?

Click though, for making me chuckle massively.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's someones lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Really realy funny thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Time lapse of the end of the universe
Vaguely depressing but also life affirming. Puts Impeachment and Brexit in perspective
 (munkybitch, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was damn good

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was interesting
I do expect that any advanced civilizations that are around when suns are going White Dwarf, or worse yet, the black holes are eating everything, will have some funky tech to mitigate the situation somewhat (simulations, child universe propagation, etc.)
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Very pretty
- but I can't help thinking a lot of those visualisations were just bollocks they made up to sort of fit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
If the ice-caps melt, why would they not do so (relatively) gradually like a rising tide or even a tsunami-esque surge? Instead of a Hollywood movie wave
 (horrid, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Are you indigi? Indignation. I made this!
Well we've sucked the cleaves out ya clavices.
Now?
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well you're all going to look pretty silly when this extremely expensive vanity project bombs. Aren't you?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 4:04, Reply)
This is a link post Just the thing for an airsoft party
However the recoil and failed ejections may be an issue in actual combat (I still want one) :)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Or...
One of these.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *links arms with friends and marches across the playground*
WE'RE PLAYING WAR!
WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ALL IN FOR WAR!!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Nov 2019, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, its not a gun
its a leafblower.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post When you absolutely need to kill all the motherfuckers in the room
And the room next to it.
And the street behind.
And the kids in the playground beyond.
And the second hand car dealership after that.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The bullet finally comes to a stop when it lodges in your back.

(97800, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Twitter the World Warrior tournament
Police chief Guile
 (97800, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Twitter life
Police chief Wayne Static
 (97800, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The poor lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

(97800, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm late to the party here, why is everyone posting pictures of their buttplugs?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post WAILAAPOYB

(97800, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
^ what xhe said
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Silly Idol
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Paula Phoenix loses.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
I always played him
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 26 Nov 2019, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post FFS shut up you little freak!
Still miss my siamese.
 Title:
Sphynx cat meowing for food. Sfinks miauczy o jedzenie


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Nov 2019, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just feed the bald fecker and it will shut up
... and shit in your shoe for making it wait,
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "I can hear it, crying in the air tonight...oh lord"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post One more night
One more night

*rocks back and forth*
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be to highlight the fact both turned into nonhuman primates in later life



(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 6:09, Reply)
This is a link post Confounds the Science
Well sung parody of Sound Of SIlence.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hucknall on Rogaine.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 25 Nov 2019, 4:06, Reply)
This is a link post Toto - Africa (Chicken Cover)

(bananaprince, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Trump Gives Jon Voight A Medal
Ron the eel
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7
Why don't I feel like that was edited in any way though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so _that's_ what editors do.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 3:16, Reply)
This is a link post Not
meatspin
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a speed control

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That goes to 11.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Pedro

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Joke's on them, I'm standing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
spinz
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post I've stumbled over an old Jeremy Irons film.
I hadn't heard of this before and it seems promising so far. Perhaps other b3tans will enjoy it too.

It's about four polish immigrants coming to work in the UK* in the eighties, only one of which (guess who) can speak English.

*ed: At least I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I seeeem to remember this being rather good, well thought of at least.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for this.
Watched yesterday, is good.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Idiot savant exposes fallacy of saying 'Simplicity is Genius'
Go to 19:21 for the clip, which is quite amusing.

The rest is a very acquired taste...
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oh look, another witless, pretentious you-twat

(ozof, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube should use their facial recognition
tools and ban everyone over 25 from vlogging. Vlogan's Run.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure anyone under 25 should be allowed to do it either.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Your 25th birthday is your only chance

(97800, Sat 23 Nov 2019, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If you have no discernible career beyond vlogging, then yes.
Your suggestion could boost botox sales and digital de-ageing technology
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 24 Nov 2019, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post E=mc2
this youtube video IS SHIT. nothing but utter shit
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 23 Nov 2019, 17:30, Reply)

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