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This is a link post Bye Bye Boris
Now available on iTunes now. All proceeds go to Crisis
music.apple.com/gb/album/the-bye-bye-boris-song-single/1489979188
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post New episode of The Tick of It now impossible
*The Thick of It, dammit
 Title:
No great escape: Tory scales bins and fence to exit climate hustings


 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "They all hate me in there"
Does she think nobody hates Tories out here?
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 'there's no such thing as government'
what's she campaigning for then, the daft cow?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The last few months have really taken a toll on Katie Hopkins.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely thought it was Hatie Kopkins.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She's
from the same vat.

You know, the one that makes the clones with no empathy that only desire money and power and can't understand why everyone else hates them.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post meat ooh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Dec 2019, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Mods, I need a vegan safe space

(97800, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "I've Pierced My Foot On A Spike!"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It ruddy hurts like mad!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to pull my foot off it...
You pull your foot off.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly, that’s been impossible since Theresa May took over
It’s just been a never-ending cavalcade of weapons-grade, copper-bottomed fuckery since. It’s like they heard the word “omnishambles” and said “hold my beer...”
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post beaten by the candidate caught on microphone phoning his mate and asking them to pretend to be a loyal voter when doorstepped
Think that was last week
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
How's this for a headline, chief? 'Exclusive: Politician is a CUNT'!

They're grown adults participating in an actual popularity contest, of course they're going to lie and scheme their way to the top of the pile. It's like a competition to see who the biggest wanker is and nomatter who wins, the loser is YOU! Down with this sort of thing!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a link post This beats the Exorcist if you ask me
Vic Berger = god.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post British exorcisms would be so boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexorcism Now!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a Tim and Eric sketch right?
Right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You're OBSESSED with Chrimbus and the Winter Man.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Beast seems good fun to have around
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post demontest.com wants $9.95 off me in order to gauge whether I'm possessed by a demon...
I wonder what the outcome would be...?

Surprisingly, I managed to register an account under the name Satan and only had to state that I wasn't a robot to verify it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - good work!
I created a contact on my email system called "God" which I occasionally amuse myself with by starting an email to him, only to be told:

"God - presence unknown"

Makes me chuckle anyway....
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 8:36, Reply)
This is a link post Hahaha. The fuck were they thinking?
"Here you go, you fat bitch. Sort yourself out, wont you? Merry Christmas."
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I think I must see all advertising like that
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post put the phone down love

(antopants hindercorp.org, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post new black mirror looks terrifying

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Grimace like you mean it

(97800, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fatties aren't going to buy it, let's target the neurotic borderline anorexics.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Tommy Wisseau in the Star Wars
This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody heck that is well done.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing
Mad. But amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post incredible

(ozof, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post actual lol at yoda with the death star

(97800, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post The dangers of hostile buttplugs
And other aspects of buttplug penetration testing
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that how everyone on Twitter receives notifications?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 6:06, Reply)
This is a link post 360 Panorama inside a bag of Corn Flakes

(Bradford Longflap No higher resolution available, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post One of those things
you don't know you were missing 'til you have it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
there's a scab in there
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How the HELL did they get a Google™ car in there?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Interim UKIP leader on Sky News
Pat Mountain
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are UKIP still a thing?
Are people still doing the Ice Bucket Challenge?
Did anyone ever Press The Red Button Now?
Do They Know It's Christmas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post once it was feed the world
Now its give to one of your local food banks
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If you build it, they will come.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So said the inventor of the Rampant Rabbit...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Rampant myxomatosis will sort that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedant mode activated.
they he
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 7:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was paraphrasing, not quoting, as more than one person goes to food banks.
*pedant slayed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he'

(97800, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Pat, Pat, Pat
"Other racist parties" lol
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That preview pic
looks like Zelda off Terrahawks...


 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
You're not wrong.
She was a scary looking beast.
 (Sherbs, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Zelda off Terrahawks

Jo Whiley off the radio.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd vote for Pat Mustard

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Them wimmin were in the nip!

(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now.
 (uya, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post I WASH MY ASS NSFW
I DON'T LIKE TO TAKE SHOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like some beautiful ridicule.
I think Zappa would approve.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what a "summer walker" is or why it cleans only one part of itself, neglecting the rest

(97800, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A S S T H E T I C

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Dec 2019, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Car logo quiz.
Car logo quiz.






17.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Good quiz. 10/20
I'm mostly on a bike though is my excuse
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well then
you'll see more than your fair share of different logos as you sail past all us gridlocked chumps.

Unless you're in the countryside in which case yes, I can see you being too terrified of being crippled for life at any moment to look at logos.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 14
never heard of abarth. i don’t think they understand arachnids
 (ozof, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 15
I couldn't even see the difference between the Abarth ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Must be some scope
for reviews or questions on this small electrical item
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *misogynistic comment, eh lads?*

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post With the capacity to ignite the spark in your tube.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post New Die Antwoord...


(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I always get the get the feeling that
with Die Antwoord, they created these fake zef characters, then the characters took over and the people underneath them ceased to exist.
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Why?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post take a look at this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAmHqiea3z4
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i may be deluded, but
i think zef is an amazing and genuine blend of serious artistic expression, counter-cultural identity and high-mischief. it might come across as superficial but i’m convinced that zef runs much deeper for watkins and visser than just dedication to their die antwoord personae.
 (ozof, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree
But I do miss the old waddy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EfHYJ6fZAA&list=PLGQ73FmWjHxLFIOgIMOAY5fFdvzAM3xuB
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
lyrics.az/max-normal/songs-from-the-mall/make-me-popular.html

That latest one is pretty good, actually think it would be better without Yolandi's bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post New Scarfolk...
The last one made me LOL for some reason...

(My phone just tried to autocorrect Scarfolk to Scargill...!?!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post love the blog

(antopants hindercorp.org, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post Kenny Strasser The Yo Yo Master
Man* convinces local news station he's a "yo-yo master" in order to get invited on for a segment.

*Mark Proksch before his roles on The Office and Better Call Saul.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
edit yes funny prank.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 4 Dec 2019, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post gjm

(ozof, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post The Nightmare Anno Dominimas I made this!
It's the holiday season, so here's a Christian remake of 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'.

cw: my horrid teeth
(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Teeth?
Nought compared to the trapped staring eyes. Good job!
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Really good that.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post Saw this piano with sign in corridor
What is the tune. It is some kind of game
 Title:
Its self explanatory.


 (Wilow1, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.onlinepianist.com/virtual-piano
Unfortunately I can't make any sense of it without some sort of indication as to tempo or how many beats each note should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus points
For using the standard letters in a fucked up, but internally consistent way.
And no, no idea.
 (Melatonin, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post O' Tannenbaum?
Just a guess after playing the first few notes,
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Incy Wincy Spider?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In A Minor, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you've got it
But that's a really really weird arrangement of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely Incy Wincy Spider
But using using the actual keys, not as labelled in the picture.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post God, does EVERY thread have to be about Prince Andrew?

(97800, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like this:
youtu.be/fFqQyH7Nemk
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post didnt click but
you can see the notes are labelled wrong in the photo
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 3 Dec 2019, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Reign In Blood
Obvs
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The handwriting looks like that of the cartoonist Heath.
Good King Wenceslas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the chorus from Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 1:48, Reply)
This is a link post soo toon?

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's NEVER too soon
I have shared this every year since 2007 and now my friends get worried if they've not spotted it come up on their FB and Twitter by the 2nd December.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest sketch ever
Justin Edwards is a genius
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post At last.
Now it is Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy, wonderful as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Risky graffito

Title:
Spray-painted polar bear alarms wildlife experts


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if the artist had been a brit...
CHIEF on one side, roll the bear over to write TAIN on the other, then spray MKII on its balls.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Writing anything on a live polar bear is an achievement.
It is probably a Russian spetsnaz training exercise.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2019, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. “Armoured” bear seen in the north report on the BBC news
without a reminder that His Dark Materials is available on iPlayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post All this mislabelling of polar bears and piano notes
makes you miss simpler times, six months ago

 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They say it won't be able to hunt
Rubbish I say - the prey will just think 'oh, that's just a tank, nothing to worry about' and them wallop, he's got them.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
They have similar top speed and operational range, and exist in similar numbers. This graffiti is actually quite appropriate.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Ludwig, if not the most mysterious cartoon of all time,
Top 3 at least.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Been a while since I've seen that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2019, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1522832
Murun Buchstansangur, a few years later was pretty weird as well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murun_Buchstansangur
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, yes.
Not heard of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post my brain on cornflakes

(antopants hindercorp.org, Tue 3 Dec 2019, 19:56, Reply)

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