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This is a link post Sid Millward & The Nitwits
A sort of English version of Spike Jones and his City Slickers
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Only just got round to watching that
Rather nice - I've always liked music themed comedy but never seen them before.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 8:07, Reply)
This is a link post Just how much bullshit *does* Trump post to twitter every week, in real world units of measure? I made this!
Mum once read me a description of King Henry the 8th's body, back when I was knee high etc etc. The length of his lower intestine was one of the notable items, memorably measured in feet, and rather longer than the usual five or so. I was wide-eyed at how much shite the man must have contained.

Segue to that modern-day misogynist man mountain: Trump. We can't yet measure his bowels, but he does tap out a torrent of shite on Twitter. It clearly should be measured, in inches and feet, to recreate that same wide-eyed wonder.

Over 14 feet last week, in case you wondered. The leader of the free world and owner of the bloody nuclear football, spent enough time staring myopically into his phone to spaff out nearly 15 feet of self-aggrandising knob-polishing crotch gravy. SMH.
 (NeverTrumpist, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew it was possible to view Twitter on a checkout till.
Sorry, I mean HELLO.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a natural fit and perfectly aligns to the endless scroll UI
Up to a point.
 (NeverTrumpist, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe that's what the over use of the ellipsis is all about
... is just the instruction to auto scroll the screen

Maybe it works on the cut down version of winXP used in pos machines
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
I reckon you should make the homepage a very short facts-only overview with images and live feed, though. Keep it focused.

It took me a while to work out what was going on because of the amount of text. Some is interesting but does go quite off-topic at times.

I am speaking as someone who used to write far too much guff on all his projects.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're right, it's typical organic growing pains...
...and this is Not My Day Job. (Edit: but thankyou for the feedback... I know what to do next.)
 (NeverTrumpist, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "This chart also available in focus. Just not here."
Genuine LOL!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump, 50 years hence:

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He's just been charged with 2 articles of impeachment

(NeverTrumpist, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Animated Alex Jones NSFW
Beware of sound levels about half way through
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough point.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's art.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Dec 2019, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What isn't?
(If accompanied by some descriptive bullshit)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Robert Calvert - Ode To A Crystal Set I made this!
I put some images to Captain Calvert's words.
I particularly liked "Bakelite bones" :-)
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post when I am king
everyone will put images to Calvert songs. It'll be part of the curriculum from nursery school upwards. You won't get your GCSEs if you don't do it. No A levels with out advanced Calvert studies. Every single degree will include modules.
And Fridays at work will be devoted to corporate Bob Calvert video contests.
I applaud this work.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you heard his album about the ill-fated Starfighter?
It's right bonkers.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s a work of genius.
And lucky Leif and the Longships (producer B Eno) is too.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I see...
That I've been beaten to it on both accounts. Captain Lockheed and Lucky Leif are both works of mad creative genius.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a link post It's Christmas time...
We all need to see this again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless you

(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's put me in the mood that has
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post shooting stars (in their eyes)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSff0Ami-3E
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtube.com/watch?v=_ldEz5h4RMU
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post thought this was going to be gottabeandrew
not sure which is worse
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post rewatched the live aid documentary
reaction to band aid
sceptical
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post French zoo cuts up dead polar bear with chain saw and tries to pass it as cow carcass waste at the dump...
Dump refuses rotting "not a cow" carcass, bear carcass now missing... Vanished.
No Chinese restaurants were involved.

Article in French, you can translate into Braille with Google.
 Title:
"On a tronçonné Olaf" : comment le zoo d'Amnéville a tenté de faire disparaître le cadavre d'un ours polaire


 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that's given me paws for thought

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I can bearly believe it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't they have lions or orcas or pigs or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, yes, a pig farm.
Forgot the basics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qy4Zv4snI
Don't forget the teeth, will cost a fortune in razor blades.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my!

(97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine, I'll do the joke myself
No, they've only got a dog.
It's a Shih Tzu.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post If this was a black bear it would have got a free funeral
Or a Muslim bear
Forwards to daily mail
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't they just throw it in the polar bear recycling bin?
Single-use polar bears are killing our planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post make it into mints

(97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of Polo bears.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ridiculous idea
put a bear on a horse and you'd crush it
 (97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Says a lot about the decadence of german engineering...
65 puny horses, and the will to invade Poland crushed by a random reclining bear before even getting to Eisenhüttenstadt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post René Auberjonois has died
René Auberjonois, a prolific actor best known for his roles on the television shows Benson and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and his part in the 1970 film M*A*S*H playing Father Mulcahy, has died. He was 79.

The actor died Sunday at his home in Los Angeles of metastatic lung cancer, his son Remy Auberjonois told The Associated Press.
 Title:
René Auberjonois, 'Star Trek' and 'Benson' Actor, Dies at 79


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Always liked him as an actor - another one for the annual album cover then.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
just :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not dead, he's just returned to the Great Link.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh nodo!
:(
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in The Big Bus
One of my guilty pleasures
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bus
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Another fan here...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Where is your god now!"
youtu.be/CvmPAiaBnNU
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtube.com/watch?v=t9pHWtjBML8&t=255
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Raise flags of all nations!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "We're breaking wind at 90!"

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He died
before I could figure out how his name is supposed to be pronounced.

:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ren-AY ah-BEAR-zhan-WAH apparently.
Also, :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Late entry for Christmas No.1


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!
Some nice runs in there as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Me, rolling down the ramp onto the M25 and seeing brake lights ahead stretching all the way to the horizon.

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 9:28, Reply)
This is a link post Four more years! Four more years!


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So... how many kilns can you build in four years then?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oven ready!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post has he made a shirt yet?

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Farewell then, Carol Spinney
Gone to the great trash can in the sky.

I sing this song regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame
85 is pretty good run though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 8:15, Reply)
This is a link post Binky Alert!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet those twin towing eyes aren't level



..........D'oh!
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Make the noise!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Shamanic trances and throat singing Viking types


(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
Very different. I like the ladies antler head wear.
 (Sherbs, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The antler mike stand was neat idea.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Dec 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
I liked the "tusk as an improvised weapon" thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
That could have someone's eye out...
 (abc, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
And it's nice to see Papa Lazarou is still getting work.
 (IvanTheTolerable, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love deeply earnest they are
- while dressed up like rich LARPers
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be so worried about poking my eye out on that stage

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something taking her to pound land after giving her a good finger something
something vulgar something misogynistic pig something.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post two uke uke thing I made this!
Yup, low G
(835Rocks, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather pleasant
Nicely done!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool

(Sherbs, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post More folks need to post stuff like this

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice comments, thanks all!
*welling up*
 (835Rocks, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:46, Reply)
This is a link post Tat Vision 36 Liverpool I made this!
Went to Liverpool, has great tat. Also been a while since I done one..
I used a powerful light shined it in a carpark.
It has quite the distance and is great for pretending to be a helicopter.
(mrmenfolk, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post Stewart Lee revealing some truth about Harry Potter


(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post topical
and unlike the last round of this stuff, at least brief.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is Potter topical? last book was almost 13 years ago
Surely there's now a post Potter generation
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The kids are still keen
Give it 10 years and they'll reboot the films. That's why she's so rich
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Harry Potter and the Tree of nothing is my favourite
 (mrmenfolk, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit when he proved just how clever he is by telling us he'd read William Blake.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Says the user named 'Prufrock'...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post A hit, a very palpable hit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst Mr Lee decries childrens books
his own work is derivative of that of A A Milne,
 (arch_stanton, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretentious Art Wanker

(gijoel, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Beat The Devil
Tony Scott + Cocaine = Advertising's finest
(ohidunno, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The only Performance that really makes it
is the one which achieves insanity. Am I right, Rosie?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My personal national anthem.
And that's what keeps me going in the Olympic sports.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 21:38, Reply)

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