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This is a link post Intelligent kea
Or iKea for short
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post most kiwis are wary of the bastards, as they have a preference for stripping the rubber off windscreen wipers and the insulation off cables
exhibit A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, this is the kind of kea behaviour wildlife docs like to show
maybe because it's easier to film and more entertaining than attacks on sheep
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post which in new zealand is considered domestic violence
As an australian I consider new zealand sheep fucking jokes a bit tedious, but you were holding open the door on that one
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck the sheep, keas are brilliant.

see above
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 4 Mar 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well sheep should not be so tasty, should they?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They have great fun with the tourist coaches at Milford Haven

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminded me of this amazing news bulletin animation.
youtu.be/szUJSXBjpJM
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think i will leave this here
youtu.be/mO-OpFjHRbE
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sun 8 Mar 2020, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The IKea subsists on a diet of miniature meatballs and MDF.
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I love keas.
Especially the noise they make, which sounds like they're pleased they just found you in a game of hide-and-seek.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 4 Mar 2020, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post University of Aukland
is that some kind of bird joke?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post The New Automata
Shimon The Robot - A robotic musician using AI to write and sing songs, listen and improvise. I’m here to learn from, collaborate with, and inspire humans.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I foresee The Luddites reforming

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't want to wear somebody's cast-offs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The necklace was a-luring

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you know the "Suffolk Gazette" is fiction?

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
'You couldn't make it up'
 (samuelmanual, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But they did.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
So 'Hugh Dunnett - Crime Correspondent' is made up?
 (samuelmanual, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The local "factual" rag had a quote last year, supposedly from a police armed crime specialist Rick O'Shea
Fucking pricks
 (97800, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nominative determinism

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We got heavy fuel a bit like that one
In Fujairah... Company wanted to save a few bucks compared to the UAE.
The UAE, that offers lovely fuel for bargain prices.

Anyhow it contained salt water, dead leaves and sand amongst other crap.

It destroyed at least 7 injectors, a few injection pumps and more.
That's a lot of money. As in rich people loadsamoney.

A yeah funny punchline, erm, lemme think, something with seamen in it...
Er, your mum?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like
somebody really stuck it to the man!

YEAH BABY!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what a bunch of pricks

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Mar 2020, 1:20, Reply)
This is a link post Two elephants go for a swim
They get into the water 18 min in
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Do Automata dream of clockwork sheep


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find
That used to be a great museum.

As did the Penny Arcadia, of which this is the only footage I've ever found.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
Reminds me of this, which I chanced upon completely unexpectedly while stopping for a sandwich on a trip through wales a few years back
www.machinationswales.co.uk

Lots of automata, but also a miniature village populated by rabbits.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I went here in the early nineties, amazing place.
Revisited York a few years ago and didn't realize it had closed till I got to the door :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Look around you. Just; look around you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless you ants
Blants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
I'm particularly fascinated by Japanese Zashiki Karakorum puppets, as referenced in the anime film Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post gnatural?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Gnopo estente
Chris Waddle
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post Jim Browning gives another insight into cuntery...
Not all heroes wear spandex undiepantsies.

(Disclaimer: He might indeed wear spandex undiepansies, JB's hosiery habits is something i'm not familiar with. YMMV.)
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post great result

(ozof, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 9:02, Reply)
This is a link post This made me laugh quite a lot :)


(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Greg's awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post tat attack I made this!
Shameless rip off of Art Attack, minus Neil's might majestry.
(mrmenfolk, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Was only talking about the original the other day!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's great!
Got loads of episodes on youtube
 (mrmenfolk, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Harlan Ellison recounting a run-in with Frank Sinatra
Including a wonderful definition of good and evil towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like a guy
who can tell well nested anecdotes. Classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
How to derail a two minute anecdote with 15 digressions...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Only genius level anecdoters can pull this off
He can. Ustinov managed it. But the best I ever saw was Patrick Leigh Fermor
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no love for Ronnie Corbett?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bloke at my work like this
We roll our eyes but we're still drawn in and still listening 20 minutes later. He's had a life and a half.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post From the era of classic Sci Fi book titles.
My favorite is - I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 19:22, Reply)
This is a link post A serene moon scape
I know, twitter.

I should also say, mind your speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lunatic sheep!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post really taking it to the next level
That's great
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on here you know

(97800, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not
What's he known as here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't remember, I'm now scouring the links board replies of my previous account in the hope of finding out
he's not posted on here for a while I think but is a regular on Other Internet
instagram.com/garrattwilliam
 (97800, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha, got it
Not seen since July
b3ta.com/search/posts/62285/newest
 (97800, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to have stopped posting
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Mar 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Mar 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally!
an update on Discoball Moon!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post I love everything about this
Our Icelandic friends should find a happy home on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Iceland has a lot of musicians considering their tiny population
Most of them are damn good as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 2 Mar 2020, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
They also have the highest proportion of published authors. Guess there's not much to do in the long dark winters when alcohol is that expensive...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
tru dat
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Came here to post this too!
A strong contender and betting odds were worth a punt
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The video of their live performance is great too
Innovative use of 2 microphones for the dancing
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/r-dMhpgj0PA
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 4 Mar 2020, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Many levels of greatness.

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I followd the link from Popbitch last week, it's very good
although a bit of a rip-off of Chromeo www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmUnk454MA
 (plankton, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, I've a penchant for Iceland

The singer reminds me of Jay (and Silent Bob) and the video has a Napoleon Dynamite feel to it. All good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to go back...
Pity Sonar Reykjavik is no more...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that
The singer reminds me Jay (the stoner)
It does have a bit of a Napoleon Dynamite feel to it too.
 (Sherbs, Wed 4 Mar 2020, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post Sometimes, you want to start at an introductory level before reading the advanced education guides
build up your skill level and confidence first
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear Moe Szyslak has a copy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post Inspired by the below, anyone who owned an N64 will love this.
Yes, that's the actual guy who did the music.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post nasty in the ears

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 2 Mar 2020, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post You nerds are going to fucking love this
I know I did
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I did indeed like that more than I expected to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9bQJcL1Io
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I just want my own version of the double bass player’s tee shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was great
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post Garden Sprinkler performs New Order's #BlueMonday I made this!
Following last weeks Heathrow Walkway performing The Smiths "How Soon Is Now", and my first #ThingsPerformingSongs observation, Jubilee Line Ticket Barrier singing Blur's Song 2, here is the Garden Sprinkler performing New Order's Blue Monday.

Because, although spring is on the horizon, things are a bit shit in the UK and around the world.

B3tards - once again - there MUST be other things happily performings songs, and in the words of Delia Smith 15 years ago LET"S BE HAVING YOU.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Our coffee machine
has a good go at the drums from 'black betty' when you turn on the steam nozzle and the pump pulses water into the boiler.

I have to fly out of the country in about 29 hours or I would do that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds great!
Please film it when you are back :)
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 2 Mar 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this Thunderstruck rendition
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZTdkvr4qo
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 2 Mar 2020, 1:32, Reply)

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