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This is a link post Any Cabin Pressure fans here?
Arthur Shappey is self isolating and doing daily updates.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That was an EXTREMELY well written series
But Arthur was probably my least favourite character as he was pretty much just a rewrite of Pike from Dad’s Army. Still had his moments, but fewer than the other characters.

John Finnemore should have played Pike in the remake in fact, might have watched it then.
He writes a mean crossword too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post I'll just leave this here
To help with your lockdown. Enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
so fucking glad I don't have kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I often start the day with that phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No reason, desolate Onion slideshow
www.theonion.com/haunting-photographs-capture-empty-spaces-around-the-co-1842509167
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Kids like that only come from insufferable parents.
If you were to spawn I'm sure they'd be quite normal or even enjoyable.
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This was created for Guantanamo, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAARGGRRRRRGHHHHH
*throws laptop through window*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
Not sorry.

To apologise for the above link, let me leave this one with you

Apology Link
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Painting with Hellinge I made this!
My family are all far more talented than I am.
Here's my wife's latest painting timelapse - now with some cheesy / sweet music to ease you in gently.

She daren't post here herself, cause it's such a scary place - i.e. you're all very bad people.
So I'm clicking "I made this" cause I paid for the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very soothing, nice arts.
She should post on /board, it is far more civilised.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post Bad news for bears
China promotes bear bile as coronavirus treatment
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Next up: COVID-20

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Lord of the Rings with Lightsabers
It's been around a while, 2+ million views but it's just so very good.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:35, Reply)
This is a link post Remember the guy buying up all the hand sanitizer in Tennessee? NSFW
Well this song is written just for him
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post Shitpatch Gardening - March I made this!
Indoor shitpatching...
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Inspiring stuff
I never thought I would get into the shitpatch movement, as living on the 5th floor makes getting to my local shitpatch a bit of a trek. But now my eyes have been opened - I too can have shitpatch without even having to bother going downstairs/outdoors!
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Glad to hear it. Corona can take our freedom but it will never take our shitpatches.

I've got quite into gardening since making them. Always seemed so complicated but it's really a case of popping a seed/ bulb in the ground and Mother Nature sorting the rest.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post Homemade Treadmill
Didn't work out so well
(Sherbs, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the WHO at least 90% of coronavirus deaths worldwide are due to soap treadmills

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll hold on to that open bottle of oil!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post also the handle to open the oven!

(Sherbs, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post those legs tho

(ozof, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Excuse me, I only have 4 minutes."
Proceeds to read entire instruction manual for 10 minutes.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post we used to have this in our house
and a big telegraph pole with the siren on in our garden. it used to be a police house, which is why that was there.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 31 Mar 2020, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post How tempted were you by the siren...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think he stuck his nob in it?

(swank, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have wanted to see if it worked.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The music is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Flash Fish
This made oi laaarf
Mackerelmedia Fish® Powering the Web since 1996




 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I liked it.
Particularly how angrily the text vibrates.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post if you care for art theft, this might arouse your attention

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bold heist for sure
I am curious to find out more about the black market where if you can pay enough you can have artwork stolen to order.

I also giggled at Google translate but I feel they captured his emotions well:

Museum director Jan Rudolph de Lorm says he is "shocked and incredibly pissed":
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post natural music
now available as a ringtone
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was going to be "The Magnificent Seven"

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Any B3tan's with green screens?
Join in making a short silly movie. Email [email protected] if interested :)
(mrmenfolk, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Something Ambient from my Isolation Garage I made this!
I hope you're all bearing up (I'm certainly enjoying /links in this enforced holiday)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace that is. What an interesting sound!
But, how were you recording that - there's a stereo effect for one thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for saying,
There were several microphones placed around the garage, slightly delayed, and I had a microphone behind the box going into a black box (Ensoniq DP4) for a little added space.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive stuff.
I curious to see what else is up your sleeve!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
just waiting for the beat to drop though
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post one day....

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Self isolation waltz I made this!
These people dance together though they never meet
Social Isolation waltz



At no time do these people meet up and yet still they dance
 (Wilow1, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Abandoned Hospital Ship
The Flaming Lips
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking at their videos,
trying to make a mashup with The Butthole Surfers, as a reply to the video about GOD WILL MAKE FLAMES COMIN OUTTA YO BUTTHOLE!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOPsAMC751k
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh heh heh!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebbc0IMv9uQ
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just had a 90s flashback
to an unsuccessful attempt to play Zaireeka whilst on my own.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post an abandoned octophonic trip?
once managed three discs at once then eventually multitracked it to stereo on a cassette portastudio therefore missing out on the whole surround sound social experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Obviously a crank - he's buried all his light bulbs in the garden


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he being held hostage?
By an owner of a .life domain name?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post he has the webcam balanced on the tip of his penis

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I know what all those blackmailers see

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post weirdly, this one *is* a philosopher

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was going to tell a joke about philosophers but i just Kant
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You can’t Russell one up?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We could all do with a bit of Hume-r, as we’re in Locke-down.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Which 17th century philosopher would you use for diurnal transportation?
Descartes
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No, they're really Hardt

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post tried to go to tesco earlier but forgot it was the NHS Schopenhauer

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s not the best time for philosophy.
We’re only allowed out once a day for fresh Ayer.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco running a sale on Plat-o-chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuttering Greek philosophers provide merely adequate packaging solutions.
They’re so-so crates.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm avoiding my flatmate
I'm pretty sure they're Heidegger cold.
 (stubhuman, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps she should work in the stables
and become a Hay-gal
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A mate keeps trying to tell jokes after drinking too much German beer,
I keep telling him, wit then stein
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post People will chomsky their way through that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've got Foucalt

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
pointy teeth
aversion to lightbulbs
vampire
these are dark times indeed
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ...they should have gone to Radio Rentals....

(midnightrambler, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post one of the more difficult videos I've watched to masturbate to

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult
But not impossible
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 30 Mar 2020, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but we were already about a year late in ordering enough PPE

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 30 Mar 2020, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post also it was difficult to order anything at that time because
China was shut down.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 30 Mar 2020, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree that our government has acted worst of any in the world

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 30 Mar 2020, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Brazil have that covered
It’s not a high bar though is it, being second worst?

Once Italy’s path was clear, we should have been on immediate lockdown. Schools were open for at least a week after it was clear they would have to close, merely exacerbating the pressure on the NHS. I withdrew my child from the nursery on the Monday, and both I and my partner started working from home at the behest of our respective employers, not as a result of government advice.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Second worst? Not even close. The US have us well covered on the absolute shitshow front, but my current favourite worst response is Belarus.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something, something....
.. wait, you WROTE TO THE DAILY MAIL?

That's all I need to know
 (GeeFunk, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Marty
A friend of a friend made this short documentary.
It'a about an eleven year old who is obsessed with 80's skating and punk rock. It's as though he his stuck in the past. I think it's Well filmed.
(Sherbs, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely put together and such a cool little kid.
Not sure he's 'stuck' in the past though, he just
seems disappointed by the apparent 'normality'
of the present.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Mar 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely Done!
Wearing a helmet is decidedly not very 80's though.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
👍🏼🎬
 (TX1 time to start..., Mon 30 Mar 2020, 18:46, Reply)

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