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This is a link post Something a bit more relaxez-vous tonight I made this!
a record player made out of wood.

I hope you and your loved ones are well and bearing up.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i once saw a performance by a group named headbutt
featured a rocket powered turntable that blew up the record player at the end, cant find it but i did have a recording.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect thing will get more destructive in Week 6

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Some very BladeRunner sounds in there all of a sudden

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hope you and yours are doing well also

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, so far we're all chugging along.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post My favourite Adam Schlesinger song
Seriously bummed out at this news. He produced songs for The Monkees and They Might Be Giants. Wrote the best fictional and real-world One-hit wonder That Thing You Do and produced the music for objectively the best comic book movie: Josie and the Pussycats. Sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post One of my all time favorite pieces ...on a Roland!
Go right to 1:20!
EGG - XE - LAND!!!!

ALL OF OUR SOLDIERS SHOULD HAVE ONE LIKE THESE!
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It should have been a Hohner.
Of course Franz Mihalovic und sein Orchester are still the unbeaten masters at this.
BTW my geat-grandad had one of these as a soundsystem on his TIGER (panzerkampfwagen vi).
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not normally me, but I stayed to the end.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Music to annexe the Sudetenland to

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 4:03, Reply)
This is a link post Stiltskin, one hit wonder, came to mind today. Hmm, wonder why
And I bought their shitty album so I can confirm that they are one-hit wonders
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you just reminded me of babylon zoo too you absolute bastard
no need
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's ok
because that, in turn, reminded me of the 'Puff Pastry Hangman'!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3XgouVH9-Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post karmic forces at work
phew!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What about
The Grid - Swamp Thing?
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If they had kept it as the big beat sections throughtout
It actually would have been an ok record.

I remember buying that. Getting home and listening to the full thing for the first time.

I remember the disappointment. The feeling of being lied to. That's when the veil lifted. I saw reality. I had taken the red pill. I was no longer a child.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wikipedia says a second single got to 34
And that they're still going.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I thought that 'Gun' was a ohw but supposedly they had 8 top 40 singles

(97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I bought at least three of them.
Don't say it's over is a masterpiece.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're still going
I have Planet Rock as a back up preset on a work car and occasionally hear about them.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post no that was soul sonic force

(97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the gun album based on that one big cover hit
They were okay. Back in the day I could afford to buy albums on the basis of one song or even the Our Price review card in the shop
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The story I heard was that an Ad agency wanted something by the Smashing Pumpkins
The band said no, so the Ad agency made a band and ripped off the intro of the Smashing Pumpkins single. And ripped off Nirvana in the song as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post and that day was the greatest day they'd ever known
also: ad agency karma for kurt making a mint from their slogan
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They're only the band Nickelback could have been.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Stickelback.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Since you're reminiscing:)
I'm looking for a song that I've heard some 20 years ago, I don't know any of the lyrics but the video I remember: the band plays in some big hall, like a factory, and somwhere in the middle bunch of people start running towards and thru them without touching them as they kept playing. The singer has a similar voice to the Muse singer Matthew Bellamy, the genre is indierock. Thanks in advance.
 (podgorican, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah that rings a bell

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's a long shot...
But one can hope:)
 (podgorican, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post The da-Dark Outside - live streaming now
This will be on for over 28 hours. I submitted two tracks, but have no idea when they will be played. I've been listening for the past two hours and there is some very interesting stuff, and a tremendous variety. You might not like it all, but guaranteed you will hear something you like. Some famous names in there too, including DJ Food working under an alias.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Just
what's needed in the sunshine in the back garden!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a brilliant thing as always,
good luck with your tunes.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Fred
I suspect it will be in the wee hours, but I'm not worried - the other stuff I'm listening to is really good and often not things I'd usually choose to listen to, so having my horizons broadened.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
That kept me going while converting a room into an isolation place in case I get the lurgey. Thankyou, and I have donated to a local food bank :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post They're setting fire to fucking 5G towers because they think it causes coronavirus

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1528350
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to get a lot of mileage out of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post An appropriate response to anyone sharing 5G theories on the facebooks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKeY3d_W4D4
 (97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post or indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIWHMb3JxmE
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it turns out to be an extremist organisation
dedicated to brining back Dial-Up. I'd join.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently Amanda Holden is on board...
No surprises there, really.

mobile.twitter.com/keejayov2/status/1246052686006497280
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet more "L@@K AT ME!!!" celeb bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post All of Twitter, you mean

(97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Farcebook etc.
I struggle to understand people who follow this shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I am unable to form my own opinions and like to parrot those of highly paid idiots.

(97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wealth and attractiveness make fools seem wise.
I'll stick to watching the flowers grow.
*despairs*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pity that there isn't a virus that only affects morons...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Although there was a glimmer of hope when the first to go down with it was Nadine Dorries

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post How come all those countries rolled out 5G before us?
Britain, left behind as usual.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Momentum run Labour. He wasn't their candidate. He's dead in the water.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no mate, momentum is only 10% or so of the membership and they don't have control of the NEC
Seumas Milne and Karie Murphy will be gone on Monday, proper talent like David Lammy and Anneliese Dodds will be promoted to shadow cabinet.

The wholesale mistakes of the last 5 years are over, Starmer can do what he wants with the party.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit!
Time for the proper talent! Step forward, David Lammy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, whoever steps up, it'll be good to get rid of that underhand, Putin-loving, Stalinist Milne.
Whether you like or loath Labour, getting Milne out of front line politics is a good thing.
He really is a shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I am loath to point out the failings of your vocabulary, but I simply loathe the misuse of words.
See also discreet and discrete. Two words with entirely discrete meanings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Mr Penis will have much to say on the subject

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post all of it complete bollocks, as per usual

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've kind of lost interest in partisan political issues for the time being.
Surely it's time for us to temporarily put all that bollocks to one side and come together to focus on the more important issues. Parliament is closed for fucks sake.
We can resume all that wankery with a clear conscience once/if the current situation sufficiently clears up.

I'm more than happy to shitpost on a plethora of other non-political subjects if you'd like, though.
It's worth noting that I'm on furlough at the moment. So I'm not on here as often as I would be if I was working. Don't expect my usual levels of engagement.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post When do you fit in time for your soap eating?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got fucking loads of time for soap eating at the moment.
It's given me awful diarrhoea, but on the plus side I've lost two stone, my farts smell delightful and we haven't had to clean the toilet in a fortnight.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post #yawn

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post in that video
he looks like some kind of frightened worm.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 5 Apr 2020, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, his media team have their cutout to make him look like a human being
the only emotion his eyes conveyed in that speech was worry. People have to warm to you to vote for you. His speech inflexion reminds me of Blair
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 3:07, Reply)
This is a link post Isodistraction X: Freebsday Night is Disco Night I made this!
My friend in New Zealand said: "The best thing about retirement is that every day is like Friday, just before 5 o'clock"
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got the same soviet high altitude helmet.
Does yours smell of 50 year old eastern bloc warehouse too?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, I don't think so.
The fireman suit still smells strongly of rubber and asbestos though.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd love to know what that gadget is making those beats
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Korg Volca drum machine
plus various samples
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Such a nice sound, might have to look out for one on the 'bay. Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bill is no longer with us

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you 2016!

(97800, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post Do U Lie? bass solo I made this!
for your listening pleasure. I hope.
Please subscribe to my lonely Youtube channel if you want more of the same...
(Blonix be alright, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post v nice

(ozof, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice and great playing.
You do not appear to be stoned here either.
 (Sherbs, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't heard Do U Lie for ages, that's a really nice version, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 0:59, Reply)
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A song grounded in circle of fifths!

It's amazing how much you can get from just two lines: melody and bass

actually, technically, you just need melody. Look at Bach
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Two part writing?
 (Sherbs, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post relax. it's just like flu jitsu


(ozof, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post A song called Stay In. Because that's what it's called. I made this!
It's a song wot I wrote about the current thingy. We all recorded in our own homes on phones, then I chucked it together. To be honest, it's not much worse than doing a track-at-once in a normal studio, and you don't have a bunch of people whining about the quality of your coffee.
Good luck pronouncing the names of my band members. I live in Warsaw.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:55, Reply)
This is a link post XKCD on viruses

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:35, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Pancake Sailor I made this!
This is the only way you're going on a cruise this year...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(Sherbs, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think i might be coming down with a case of coronaball wankeye. I'm appalled the government aren't doing more to prevent this.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They won't do anything until a celebrity dies of it.
My money is on Little Jimmy Krankie. Teenage boys are renowned for their wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post “My money is on Little Jimmy Krankie”
Is that a euphemism I wasn’t aware of?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post A beautiful day in the neighborhood


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it's good the tune.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I am re-evaluating my opinion of Segways.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a side way semi

(Sherbs, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P. Bill Withers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
Not from COVID-19 but it still makes me sad
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I was having such a lovely day as well
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bill NoLongerWithers...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, sadly Bill Withered
Not such a lovely day now... :(
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
ha
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the really good ones gone!

(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo
Does this mean I can't tell my favourite joke for a bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t know, how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Too soon man, too soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ok, now we're good.
Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
that was a very fine definition between 'too soon' and 'not too soon'

Glad to have that clarification.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post In comedy, timing is everything.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post His drummer knew where she's gone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post Tat House Ep 3 I made this!
This week I make egg and chips and use the shells to make a Frasier and Niles Crane toy to perform an episode.
(mrmenfolk, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Best supporting actor, the badger

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The emotions in them eyes

(mrmenfolk, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
You can't just take footage from Frasier and pass it off as your own, that's cheating!
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haven't got a copyright infringement so I got away with it!
 (mrmenfolk, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:01, Reply)

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