hmmm
“This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.”
— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives on Twitter Link to tweet
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Zuowan, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:08,
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Is he lying on a pile of coats in a corridor?
That's the treatment for pneumonia, isn't it?
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:40,
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Because our NHS is fucking awesome
Now go photoshop a rainbow, print it, and post it in your window.
Boris is a dick, but right now he is in intensive care. That sucks ass, even for dicks. Let's not rip the shit out of him for a bit, eh?
I do not like him, but I don't want him to die.
Focus on the issue that is killing thousands every day. Cornona sucks.
Stay indoors. Fuck satire, we don't have time for it right now.
Let's make funny jokes about him in July. If he is alive, and if we are.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 0:45, Reply)
I'm more relaxed about it now.
Probably the downers and beer oh, and not catastrophising for a change.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 1:42,
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I happen to think you can make jokes about anything you like
but that everyone else has the right to judge you for them.
Not to say you are wrong in anything you said.
He has contributed massively to the tribalism, and division in this country, so you have to have some understanding that there will be many people really tormented about having to care for a man they hate. Especially if the jokes funny.
I wish Boris a full recovery. If my father is a yardstick, things will get worse before they get better turning a corner in a week's time. As far as I know he's not my father, and is younger, and he did jog within the last year or two - so hoping for a speedier recovery. All the best Boris.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 8:00,
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Well, maybe this tweet was premature...
Plenty were predicting Boris he would be short-lived PM. Just didn't see it playing out like this a few months back!
“Stacey's mum songwriter - Adam Schlesinger - taken out by Covid-19. :( Damnit, Why he does he have to go and Boris Johnson gets to live? https://t.co/9xmIyPeld6”
— Weird Little Corner on Twitter Link to tweet
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:39,
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"Boris has been temporarily admitted to the mortuary, he is still in control..."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:15,
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Temporarily admitted to the mortuary
as a precautionary measure
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:09,
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Zombie Boris promises to
“Get braaaaains done”
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 6:17,
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Check this arsehole.
Global pandemic does not apply to me!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:40,
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I don't agree with giving pricks extra views.
Is there any Freeman-on-the-Land involved?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:47, Reply)
Funny how these fucks can be so paranoid and then
perfectly happy to roll over for YouTube/Google. The policeman should have just offered her a like to leave.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:10,
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I have a hypothesis that these people actually enjoy being arrested.
It probably justifies their paranoia as well as reassuring them they are important enough to be arrested. Quite apart from the likes.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:27,
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This is no hypothesis. This is fact.
Her demeanour noticeably changes once nicked. She is obviously enjoying herself.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:57,
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Now I want to see a video where the cops just smirk
"Oh it's her again, pffft" and ignore her.
Just as a control of sorts.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:04,
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Her channel is full of
5G and Flat Earth conspiracy bullshit. Another person who YouTube has radicalised into extreme stupidity.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 0:39,
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What an utter cunt
Please report the video. I hope their YouTube account gets banned.
Wasting police time, at a time when we need them more than ever. Just to get a few YouTube views.
Putting lives in danger.
Absolute scum.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:57, Reply)
Wow
An actual post you didn't delete afterwards. That has got to be a rarity.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:36,
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So, ignoring the bit where she's a bit of a freeman loony
and arguably wasting police time, they just seem to have a polite disagreement on a point of law that, as the constable rightly notes, needs to be tested in court. Not the worst arsehole I've seen today.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:05,
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I take you point
But it's not really the time for this sort of thing is it?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:20,
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You're probably right
I'm just sort of glad that in the middle of this abnormal time, there is at least some business as usual going on.
Also, can you imagine how this would play out in the USA? Is that what we want over here?
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 23:48,
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A special message for Sockcooker.
Stop deleting your posts, you prick.
For historical accuracy, I'll just have to repost your posts here:
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:16,
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To which I then replied
Oh, she is an arsehole alright
Just not the worst one I've seen today.
I'd also argue that sitting on a bench and keeping a safe distance, she's probably less likely to spread something than someone going for a run.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:19,
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And my reply:
The biggest arsehole is just one link down.
Also: don't be a condescending prick. I worked for over ten years as a microbiologist and veterinary pathologisty/histologist.
Stop pretending you're an expert on the matter.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:23,
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This then caused you to delete your folow up
And when I called you out on it, you deleted the whole thread, you tit.
There's a little known bug that allows deleted posts to be retrieved.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:24,
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I blocked the cunt because I was fed up of these antics. Fucker can't take criticism.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:56,
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He deleted about seven posts
in the last 12 hours or so.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:03,
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The hypocrisy in this post is fucking hilarious
b3ta.com/links/1536522
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:09,
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it's tits like this that are going to make the law much harsher
so that we won't even be able to leave the house once a day unless we have express permission.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:23, Reply)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:37, Reply)
I bet she drinks down the Angel and Crown down the alley next to Tesco.
That place is full of those cunts.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:33,
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Been a while since I had a sludgy chocolate shot in there
Has it really gone downhill or have I just got older?
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 10:58,
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Both I think.
It was ok though, but no longer.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:36,
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No, the cunt who uploaded the video
He deleted all my comments on the video. I'm now shadow banned from it.
I didn't post anything offensive or anything like that. I didn't call him a cunt over there.
I posted about 20 comments, e.g. explaining to someone why the police weren't wearing masks, and telling an American that all mosques are closed. Things like that. They have now all been removed. I hate it when that happens.
I've also seen other comments that disagreed with the woman in the video disappear.
According to one of these tin-foil-hatters, all the negative comments are made by bots. There is literally no limit to their paranoid delusions.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:44, Reply)
...but I have to admit,
his reply saying "your a idiot" gave me a laugh.
(That's not my comment, BTW. I'm not Craig Burnell. My YouTube ID is "ann onn".)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:56, Reply)
Wouldn't know how to if I wanted to.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:56,
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Exercise
is not just sitting about.
If it were, I would be the fittest person on the planet.
It's exactly people like that who will lead, right or wrong, to the law being changed so that exercise outside is not permitted.
Then she will have to exercise (sit about) at home.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:02,
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About four cans of super
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:20,
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You need to do two more to get a six pack...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:30,
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*adds to mental list of people he hopes dies from COVID-19*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:23,
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There is a petition against one of them
www.change.org/p/john-bel-edwards-we-demand-the-prosecution-of-pastor-spell-of-life-tabernacle-church
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:39,
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Leave this country
The rest of the world can go fuck ourselves then?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:14,
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There
I fixed it. Send me money and go back to work now.
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id10ts WTF happened, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:40,
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"...shtanding in the offish..."
Has he been at the communion wine?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 14:49,
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Dad hacks a closed McDonald's
Skip to 3:10 if you're short on time ('coz I bet you're super busy, eh?)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:34, Reply)
What a massive bellend
I bet he forgot to ask McDonald's for any money too. They will give him a free milkshake when this goes viral but that will be it. All he will be left with is memories. Memories of when he spent his sons birthday sucking Ronald McDonald's French fry (by which I mean his penis).
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:54,
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I wonder if my kids would eat their dinner if I asked them if they'd eaten here before
Then made them get their own condiments and cutlery...
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:08,
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China innit.
They'd never do anything bad with your infos.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:52,
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Yeah defo wouldn't.
Super trustworthy those lot.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:59,
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You don't need to log in to view the link I posted.
You do for the facebook link.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:12, Reply)
I don't have an active FB account to log into, but could warch that video...
(Not that I disagree with not sending people to FB.)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:54,
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Weird
As soon as I click the play button (from the original link), it takes me to a "You must log in first" screen.
Just me?
It might be just me. Or maybe your browser is automagically logging you in or something.
Shrug. I blame aliens.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:22, Reply)
It could be something to do with my ad blocker...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 23:11,
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She seems genuinely surprised.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:41,
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{XD
I suspect this neighbour has heard a lot more.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:32,
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I took some singing lessons from a nice lady last year and they sounded just like this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 18:12, Reply)
50 Shades Of Graham
I made this!
We made a new episode of Dinosaurs: Terrible Lizards.
RARGH!
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crab_bloke), Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:57,
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that cut to the old presenters on the couch staring at him around 1.20 was priceless
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 11:24,
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Would this chap make a good marine?
No, but he would be welcomed into 3 Para Mortar Platoon
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/3_Para_Mortar_Platoon
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 9:09,
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Extremely lax h&s
trip hazard!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:33,
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yep, waiting for him to trip
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:23,
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Tiger tests positive for coronavirus at Bronx Zoo
Captive tigers are now advised to only leave their enclosure for food and stay 2 metres away from people at all times
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:59,
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tiger, tiger burning bright, in the forest of the night
What immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fever of 103?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 9:23,
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tigger
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:42,
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Proper Possum Political Plan
"Living in interesting times"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 23:37,
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Nancy Pelosi's not usually like this.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:59,
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This confirms a lot of beliefs I've had about the opossum in my backyard
trying to politically influence my impressionable cat.
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 2:45,
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I've got a word beginning with P for her.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 9:59,
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Is it a silent p by any chance?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:16,
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Holy freeholy, I made a guitar player out of bamboo and string.
I made this!
It took ages. And it won't win any awards for framing.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 22:24,
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the bit where you reappeared in shot at 5mins was a bit horror film scary. I write some ambient/drone stuff myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFjoSfpwxk&t=73s
and really enjoy your methods (and also a bit envious of your instrument collection)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:27, Reply)
Yeah, that caught me by surprise when I watched it back, Never again.
I like your stuff.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:40,
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I wonder what the guitar would sound like if it was slowly burning to ash?
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 15:52,
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TWANG ,TWANg, TWAng, TWang, Twang and twang.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:06,
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My grandad made it out of matchsticks on his deathbed :(
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:39,
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That's sticking it to Brian Eno!
I'll admit to playing some of that back at 2 x speed, and it still sounded atmospherically ambient. Good stuff!
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Varmint, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:23,
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Cheers, I'm losing my hair too so soon I'll be as good as Eno.
(who I'm terrifically fond of, by the way)
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 3:00,
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Boris gets to star in his very own "Operation Last Gasp"
I bet he's regretting making that quip now.
Seriously though, get well soon Boris - it's a killer disease and nothing to laugh about.
PM admitted to hospital over virus symptoms
Boris Johnson admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for coronavirus.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 21:26,
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Oh Christ, Raaaaaaaaaaab’s in charge?
A man whose image and general demeanour always seem to suggest “convicted road-rage assailant”.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 22:07,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekTFIsSBEE
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 22:17,
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Truthfully wishing all the best to him and his families
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 22:35,
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If anyone is going to die because of his negligence
it should be him, surely?
(, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 23:16, Reply)
The covid-19 mortality rate among prime ministers is zero
They all get grafts of monkeyglands flown overnight from Lausanne Airport
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:45,
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No such help for ex-PMs and other former political leaders, apparently...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 11:35,
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I don't want the cunt to die, either
though it'd be nice if he comes out of it permanently sounding like Don Corleone or a late period miles davis after the throat surgery
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 3:00,
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UPDATE
mobile.twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1247240275791134720
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:17,
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UPDATE UPDATE
Dominic Raab announces cabinet reshuffle
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 15:00,
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or should that be BUNNY & TOSH?
amiright? geddit?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:04,
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He lives near my Sister. Just down the road a bit. So, her house was on international news.
He does karate, so he can do all the spiderman moves pretty convincingly.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:15, Reply)
They'll be round later tonight to rob their tellies...
At least Spiderman will have difficulty shitting in the middle of the lounge...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 19:06,
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What did you do during the lockdown?
I made this!
Well - I made a strange piece of ambient orchestral music, 25 minutes long, and gave it a pretentious name.
I'm quite pleased with it, and the minimialist video I made.
The musically adept among you will probably shake your heads sadly. The clotheared among you will sneer in revulsion.
An exclusive few will love it - I hope.
.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 16:23,
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Thanks, fellow humans!
I just chopped up bits and mashed them together, armed only with my rudimentary memories of music lessons.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 21:00,
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If only you started describing it as 'contextually refigured' then you'd be well on the road to riches
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 10:02,
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Trump peddling drugs that can cause blindness and lung problems again
I made this!
“"What do you have to lose?" #Trump #Snakeoilsalesman https://t.co/4LYF9Cu8QQ”
— HappyToast ★ on Twitter Link to tweet
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 9:50,
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it staggers me both that he's still in power, and has his party's unwavering support
he'd never have got near the leadership in this country
and if he had, he'd have been ousted well before now
(, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 11:37, Reply)
Yeah, but would he really?
Sure, he's got that special Merkin style of shitness that doesn't do so well here - is his bullshit really much different to the faking it of our home-grown rent-a-twits?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 12:29,
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a thousand times yes
he is illiterate, incoherent, transparently self-serving. Infantile and malicious, like a senile version of Viz's Spoilt Bastard.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 16:26, Reply)
He dumbs everything down for the rednecks.
He has the same prejudices and fears and that's why they all vote for him. Hitler did the same. Odds are he'll end up in he same place - 40 feet below the Whitehouse biting on a cyanide pill with his finger on the trigger of a pistol to his head.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 18:12,
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Partly a problem of making politics into a tribal/religious issue.
The further we go down the us v them route, the more irrational and sick it gets.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 5 Apr 2020, 15:19,
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I think there is a lot to be said for the train of logic
“if I vote for a nasty prick and he wins, it normalises being a nasty prick, and I want to be a nasty prick”
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 16:44,
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"...and I'm scared of all the brown people we've abused getting rights"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 5 Apr 2020, 17:46,
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Those hands are way too big
so I reckon you've done something on one of them computerer things.
Very good though :-D
(, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 15:42, Reply)
I know he's a massive liability, and a bit of a fuckwit
and I know he shouldn't be president but I bet, if you were his friend, he'd be a cunt to you as well.
I get that impression from stories of him taking his male colleagues away from their wives to his office and talking shit with them about their wives with the intercom on as a joke.
Fucking corker. Nice one mate.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 19:59,
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