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This is a link post These artists use a medieval illustrative magic to make images appear in books I made this!
These books are placed around a library for the public to find and activate. The hidden images are drawn using an ancient technique. There are many books around the world with such hidden images, try a book you have or found to see if it has such an illustration hidden in the fore-edge. These works are available for libraries around the world.
 (Wilow1, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:43, Reply)
This is a link post Everybody's Got to Learn Sometime cover
Pomplamoose
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Boringmoose amirite!
Was prepared to give it a go till the bofftiffbooftiff started
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t think that is a good song for her voice
Others are much, much better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 12:05, Reply)
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I like some of the inventive reharmonising and arrangements they have come up with over the years. They kept the chords unchanged with this one which is a bit disappointing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a strange relationship with that song
dating back to a miserable holiday in Cornwall when it was on the radio all the time.

So there.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the original and the one that Beck did too.
Awe..eternal sunshine etc..
 (Sherbs, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great voice and that song must be over 30 yrs old now.
Always thought her tunes were alright but never a massive fan however, met Baby D & her partner about 10 yrs ago.. They was down to earth and very lovely in real life. Also, her voice was amazing live which impressed me, her bloke does the decks youtu.be/xK2zKl8DoKg
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post World Staring Championship Final
The “slow sport” post earlier reminded me of this classic final last shown here in 2009
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 4:01, Reply)
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He really does eat, drink and breathe staring.
 (Gyck Ryder, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
there's the first idiot of the day.
Quiet please.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post no, the fucking bitches won't let me

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a link post I went the shop earlier


(Sherbs, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the rabbit from Python holy grail, isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This popped up as a recommendation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxDCqwf9o08
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I see it has gone up from PG to 12 certificate
Presumably because the Princess’s nudie scene is that much clearer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The early
attack scene is almost prototypical of some of the camerawork in Evil Dead. Quite scary if you're a kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post True, especially the aftermath as per the clip above, and obligatory Terry Jones RIP
But it’s also a heck of a nudie scene for a PG film.
(And Neil Innes RIP too)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Right that's tonight's film sorted then
I haven't seen it for years but the scene i posted did scare me when i was a kid.
 (Sherbs, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review I made this!
Free, fun and nice to look at - just like mother!

RIP Mother. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:00, Reply)
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The fuck? Is it Friday?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently so
I'm only keeping track of it by people saying "where the fuck is your review?"

By people, I mean the missus who gets 20 minutes of peace a week.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post The animal translations have returned! I made this!
It's been a while but I've finally got round to starting up the ol' translator again. I'll try and do them more regularly from now on, too. Whoop!
(Slurpy J, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you bring little bits of joy into our humdrum lives
thankee, here, have a beef chunk. Just one tho
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Delicious!
Thank you very much!
 (Slurpy J, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha ace!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You have no idea how much that's improved my day
I was thinking only a few days ago that you've been very quiet - it's great you're back.
(and I haven't even watched it yet!)
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very kind
And it's a treat to be back!
 (Slurpy J, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 16:19, Reply)
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He's Docor Doolitle, but in reverse. 😃
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post New Twitter bio inbound...

(Slurpy J, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 and a half minutes of giggles
Thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Which turns into
a pleasantly spent afternoon going through the back catalogue!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A whole afternoon!

(Slurpy J, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup. Brilliant.
As ever :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You are too kind
Cheers!
 (Slurpy J, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
Thank you for a lot of laughs
 (I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you the chap that did dogs vs tater tot?
I love that!
And this.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis I!
Thanks very much :)
 (Slurpy J, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry, but something important to cope with easter boredom?
23 dregrees and sunshine - and you are incarcerated?
Here's help: RE-read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. (The smiley-box-company will pull the money out of your arse via kindle.)
Starts off with total anihilation of the world and gets better from there.
Gives you a whole new outlook on your existence and your roll in the world.
And keeps you off the streets.
For starters or those with ADHS get the radio series as mp3 or whatch the TV series. And THEN read the books.
Not the film. That's crap, unfortunately.
Sry for being such a spamcunt AGAIN, but i feel this is way better than domestic violence.

Or just go and land your space shuttle:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb4prVsXkZU
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Four Parts (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Book 6) eBook: Adams, Douglas: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store



The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Four Parts (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Book 6) eBook: Adams, Douglas: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, if your spouse were to beat the shit out of you
I think we'd all be better off.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:40, Reply)
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Do you seriously think that anyone reading this isn't already familiar with this? It's one of the most famous books in the English language. That's up there with asking "have you considered watching Star Wars?"
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I met Douglas Adams. In his house. He was very tall. I've never read the book. I didn't use that as my opener.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well I sucked George Lucas's cock, and I've never seen Star Trek.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE COOLEST PERSON EVER

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny. How did you know that was my opener?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've lost count of the number of times you've tried it on me

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's a perfectly round single digit number. Hope that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 8

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:15, Reply)
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Have you considered watching Star Wars?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I've watched that. Jar Jar Binks is my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me more
about these star wars.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Harry Potter? OK, I've changed an e to an E in the orig. post
And if that's not enough:
"All the words 1 and 2" as in "M. P. F.C." and start learning them.
In them days of olde we knew the parrot sketch by heart!
And if that, dear squire, is not enough:
Try all episodes of the goons.
Or at least try to find the original prince charles in pilot's gear impersonating bluebottle.

And as for star wars: i AM the force!
In our day, we had to slice pieces of wood to make our own 8-pin-legos to create death stars and tie fighters and a friend of mine chopped of half his arm off while trying to carve a b29 airfix cockpit that was used for the ORIGINAL millenium f*cking falcon spacething.
But it saved us one or the other penny and a half AND it was all organic!

Not like the f*cking c*nt k*ds of today: "I WANNA F*CKING LEGO-with-all-special-parts FOR 20,000,000000 lakh!!!"
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You're conversant enough in b3tan to use "spamcunt"
but everything else is off. It's taken you a while to start this kind of manic, tone-deaf posting on this account. Are you the new D**/crisps reviewer, arrived to weirdly energise links before you disappear in a cloud of derision? I find you fascinating.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I do as well.
Looking down at myself, i also find myself more attractive than ever: Lost a few pounds and I can now see my wienerwürschtlmitsauerkrautofULM again.
(i.e. the place where the real brain is supposed to be located.)
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I do still like the Guardian Website
But it's being filled more and more with complete and utter horseshite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tried to read this
became overcome with rage about 2 para's in and had to stop
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel queasy at all the self congratulation.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "There’s a constant pressure to maintain your social media."
Only from cunts.
 (ohidunno, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention the constant pressure
of needing incessant validation from anyone sad enough to give it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The Guardian, happy to oblige

(97800, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good topic for a novel I've been planning to write
Claire glanced down from her computer screens "great!". Bitcoin was up 4% on an upward wedge.

Ok, that's as far as I've got.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Some Sports are Slower than Others (pt. 2)


(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post GO FUCK YOURSELF
You fucking mental spamcunt
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post barst or blurst? my choice is...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok

DANKMUS RULES - i say...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFilUIs32E
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, please fuck off with your poorly reaserched and potentially dangerous DIY facemask suggestion
*researched
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What about me?
I'm not living in Lithuania.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 15:39, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post Coronavirus Police in India


(disconnected, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Was hoping to see a demonstration of the effectiveness of the Covid clubs when used to beat a criminal

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So, if you catch Corona virus you get a spiky helmet.
I'm in!
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post With a spiky helmet they'll certainly know you're in.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for Cov-2 bagpipes*
NWOT Onion on Boris.

politics.theonion.com/it-was-for-uh-medical-reasons-says-doctor-to-bori-1842783204
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" bass solo I made this!
Happy Easter

Subscribe for more odd bass stuff
(Blonix be alright, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I will SLAP LIKE!
for this
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And so will your wife.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
because she is a SLAPPER
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Love a bit'o'davy

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I also slapped my wife to this!
Should become the new theme song of domestic violence everywhere.
A clear like from me and from her.
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 17:57, Reply)
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That's great man.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post excellent short film
that won at sundance
(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the rematch
not as riveting but....
twitter.com/i/status/1243539675031232519
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 10 Apr 2020, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to watch snooker now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that's a bad miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on how much you pay her

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Just brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Nice. From the fifties. About a robber.
That is "shmissig"! That's what it is! Really "shmissig".
(Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Latest covid19 numbers for every country and logarithmical charts
just to cheer everyone up

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how if you sort by "Cases per 1 million people" the highest result is the Vatican.
There are only 8 cases there, but statistically it calculates to 9988 cases per million.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Apr 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy See v. cases, Batman!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post These numbers are clearly being counted in completely different ways in different countries.
There must be thousands more people recovered in the UK, or we're literally suffering from a different virus.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess no-one's counting recovered in the UK
because it's not news worthy.

The only figures we can believe are deaths.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than that
apparently the number of people who recovered went down today.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That was diverting.
Nicely shot and nicely odd. (And that's Vaun isn't it?!)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure?
Best to watch with no sound?
(Sherbs, Thu 9 Apr 2020, 20:35, Reply)

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