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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:17, Share, Reply)

Nice find!
And a big tits MILF is always a bonus.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 7:39, Share, Reply)

I read that in Bernard Manning's voice
~~Bernard~~ Chelsea
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:24, Share, Reply)

~~Manning~~ a St. Bernard's
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:57, Share, Reply)

Chelsea a St. Bernard's?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:48, Share, Reply)

You know what I meant, git.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:59, Share, Reply)

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1132981-Conny-Kreitmeier

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:41, Share, Reply)

Oh, I'm way ahead of you there.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 17:29, Share, Reply)

Conny Kreitmeier, in a basque:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXXxt0YgOaA
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Varmint, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:23, Share, Reply)

Why are they in a children's softplay?

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:22, Share, Reply)

Why not?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:20, Share, Reply)

Yes, I suppose you're right,

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:17, Share, Reply)

Children's habits are revolting.
Children should be seen and disinfected.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 14:54, Share, Reply)

Wikky wacky woo quarantine has me scouring the internet like a loony.
And loving it.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:38, Share, Reply)

I've loved him for about 40 years now.
And still can't get over he only had two working fingers on his left hand.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 10:40, Share, Reply)

qdhc were amazing
wish i’d been there to see them in their heyday
(ozof, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:04, Share, Reply)

Piss Dungeon. NSFW
Never forget.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:19, Share, Reply)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:30, Share, Reply)

Which one of you etc?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 0:21, Share, Reply)

Do you think they told him
Urine trouble?
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:58, Share, Reply)

Armed morons demand freedom to infect so they can get a haircut
'Murica. It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking terrifying.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:08, Share, Reply)

b3ta.com/links, you mean.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:20, Share, Reply)

HARSH
but true
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 0:30, Share, Reply)

Comments section is a riot.
"I wouldn't say there stupid I believe where locked up for a mythical virus you probably stupider"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 0:29, Share, Reply)

Not sure if Poe

(97800, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 7:30, Share, Reply)

More Dunning-Kruger really.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:50, Share, Reply)

Definitely

(gijoel, Sat 18 Apr 2020, 4:02, Share, Reply)

What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 3:09, Share, Reply)

and Fox News is encouraging them, while a Republican is funding it. The Russian Coup already happened, and now they're waging war on Americans.
(fatplums, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:37, Share, Reply)

They don't make young punks like this anymore
Too busy toiling away in the pixels mines or something...

r/HistoryPorn - Young punks in the socialist Hungary; Budapest; 1982 [2000x1237]

7,315 votes and 211 comments so far on Reddit
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:46, Share, Reply)

Terrific stuff

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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 10:41, Share, Reply)

"Better than face mask virus protection"

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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:21, Share, Reply)

Murderess!
She fails to mention that the garment was worn by someone equipped with a gas mask, to keep the rain off...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:47, Share, Reply)

Maybe this is more up your alley?
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 21:12, Share, Reply)

Only if it's crotch material...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 21:28, Share, Reply)

Brian Dennehy At His Best NSFW
RIP
(Contains swearing)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:49, Share, Reply)

youtu.be/sNJmfuEWR8w?t=70
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:36, Share, Reply)

Filling up on cheese before dinner
Ronseal

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:01, Share, Reply)

Definitely need to catch up on Aunty Donna...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 16:41, Share, Reply)

Mersey valley cheddar sounds terrifying.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:40, Share, Reply)

Just the thing to accompany a Mersey trout...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:50, Share, Reply)

Mersey Valley cheese
has one type where it is combined with pickled onions.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:00, Share, Reply)

Many great things in oz
But the swapping of cheese from after dinner to before does not work. And fuck is cheese expensive too.
(tonyharrison, Mon 20 Apr 2020, 12:24, Share, Reply)

Kent's most dangerous Wetherspoon pubs
Journalism as a public service
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:55, Share, Reply)

Folkestone, back of the net!!
The reporter doesn’t seem to know how to do rankings though. If you have joint first, the next is third, not second.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:08, Share, Reply)

I miss pubs. Even shit ones are better than none.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:41, Share, Reply)

can't wait to watch ross kemp on spoons

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 15:33, Share, Reply)

With Eric Clapton on ukulele,
And Adolf Hitler on vibes...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 16:23, Share, Reply)

Who's on tubular Bells (double up for £1.50)?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:01, Share, Reply)

Hi Eric
Just found this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ro2C_tUSc
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:37, Share, Reply)

Police were called to Deal's Spoons in Queen Street only two times - or twice as we call it.
The Peter Cushing in Oxford Street is the second pub with the least incidents in Kent. - fewest incidents.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:13, Share, Reply)

It is great watching local hacks trying to wring a story out of the internet when there's absolutely fuck all going on

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:26, Share, Reply)

Fuck Wetherspoons, and fuck Tim Martin. Just saying.
(fatplums, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:40, Share, Reply)

Tat House ep 4 I made this!
Forgiveness and Apps, getting a isolation haircut Friday. Vote for which one.
1. Floppy
2. Bob
3. Flat
4. Long
5. Bald

(mrmenfolk, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 8:55, Share, Reply)

You should get a Terry Nutkins.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:42, Share, Reply)

Ooph wish I had his long forehead for that

(mrmenfolk, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:05, Share, Reply)

6. Leningrad Cowboy style.
Giving this episode 8 Tats.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 12:30, Share, Reply)

After investigating Google images
I think I might be up for that!
(mrmenfolk, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 13:42, Share, Reply)

7. Mike Score from Flock Of Seagulls?
But if not, I’m voting 6.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 16:47, Share, Reply)

Iconic look

(mrmenfolk, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 16:59, Share, Reply)

9. Londo Mollari
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:34, Share, Reply)

Haha!
Yes!
(mrmenfolk, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:01, Share, Reply)

GC
God's Creation
Hand blown in Italy

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 7:31, Share, Reply)

Liek ur mom lol

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 8:39, Share, Reply)

We had one of those
when I was a kid in the 70's.

Ugly thing, don't know why they are popular.

*29 views*

Wow, I wonder how many of those are from here
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:47, Share, Reply)

Very collectable despite being revoltingly gaudy.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 15:02, Share, Reply)

Sounds like heavy medication.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 15:05, Share, Reply)

still writing and spamming you lot I made this!
There was a band called Space who had a hit in the late 70s as I recall. This came somewhere from that I think.

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colmcq2, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:21, Share, Reply)

er, nice screen grab I guess....
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colmcq2, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:22, Share, Reply)

Channel 4's Naked Attraction but with the sound from The Great British Bake Off NSFW
From Big Field, obviously this is NSFW, if anyone is still at W.
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Zuowan, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:28, Share, Reply)

{XD

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:43, Share, Reply)

Something I'm working on (music) I made this!
A work in progress, so looking for opinions, as always :)
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:04, Share, Reply)

Reminds me of "welcome to station square" for some reason
this is not a bad thing
(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:55, Share, Reply)

It's lovely
if you wanted notes, I'd suggest easing off on the compression a bit. but it's a bloody lovely tune.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 2:19, Share, Reply)

Thanks!
Have not mastered it yet, so I will take these notes to heart
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 6:27, Share, Reply)

This weirdly reminds me of a track by Ten Sharp that came out waay years ago.

And also a lot of 70s soul jazz.

It's crying out for a vocal or a sax line- you should audition a sax player or something. Edit: a spoken word comes in later (too late IMHO)

Drums need more variation but you know that.

But I found myself listening to all of it without effort and that's a good thing.

I look forward to seeing where it leads!
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colmcq2, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 8:59, Share, Reply)

Cheers!
Good pointers there. I will definitely put the spoken word sample earlier (if at all). The sax won't happen, sorry, but I will look into adding another layer
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:34, Share, Reply)

it just needs that final layer of interest. the spoken word thing will work but not as well as something melodic.

The final melody layer is always the hardest in my experience.
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colmcq2, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 13:59, Share, Reply)

I've sent the mixdown to a mate
that's handy with a guitar (when I say handy, I mean virtuoso, I hope he has time for this..)
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 21:31, Share, Reply)

Steven Pool I made this!
A little game that I put together in Unity. Free to play, and no need to sign up for anything. It's pool, with rules based on golf.

www.pc-stuff.co.uk/sp
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:55, Share, Reply)

It doesn't capture the mouse cursor when I try to play it, meaning I can't turn more than a few degrees before the mouse leaves the window.

Firefox on Mac if that's important.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:41, Share, Reply)

Yeah
Sadly that is a problem with WEBGL, which is why you can also use the Q and E keys to rotate. I know it is a pain, but I have not found a solution as of yet.
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:14, Share, Reply)

Ah. I should probably read the instructions or something then.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:32, Share, Reply)

Have another key to hold down to move the view angle with the mouse
And let the player see the mouse cursor when it's not being used.

Also, when you press Ctrl to take the shot, I'd rather the angle froze.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:55, Share, Reply)

3D stuff always confuses me control-wise,
but I like this idea.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:35, Share, Reply)

RIP John Conway
The video game pioneer who created "Game of Life", died this week aged 82.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:26, Share, Reply)

This virus can utterly fuck off now
Old people die, I get that, but alone, painfully coughing their guts up, they deserve so much better than that.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:01, Share, Reply)

I almost clicked 'I Like This'
when what I really mean is, I totally agree. The virus can totally just fuck off now.

It had better leave Johnny Ball alone.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:50, Share, Reply)

He was on telly today
"From Andy Pandy to Zebedeee: the Golden Age of Children's TV"
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:33, Share, Reply)

You do realise he'll die soon anyway, right?
Not saying I wish that on him, or anything, but he is an old man.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:12, Share, Reply)

Was

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 14:23, Share, Reply)

IS!!!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:03, Share, Reply)

100 year old runs 100 laps to raise money for NHS
His target was to raise £1,000.
So far, he's got £7.6 million.
Donation page here.
BBC News story here.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 16:33, Share, Reply)

He really should siphon off some of that for a bit of a blowout, he deserves it.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:19, Share, Reply)

~~out~~ job
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:07, Share, Reply)

That should pay for a charity CEO annual bonus or two.

(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:55, Share, Reply)

Well that's nice.
A little break before we go back to underfunding the NHS and care services, while slowly selling them off.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:21, Share, Reply)

I don't know what you mean
The NHS is getting an extra £350 million a week now that we've overthrown the shackles of Brussels bureaucracy.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:44, Share, Reply)

I'm still waiting
for the Spitfire to fly overhead (with an engine tuned to play 'land of hope and glory') and drop down a parcel of fish and chips and a bottle of stout suspended from a parachute made from a union jack myself.

Seems as likely as any of the other claimed benefits at the moment.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:55, Share, Reply)

Let's take back control

(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:18, Share, Reply)

Indeed. After the shit is over there will be ......
A national coming together and what lessons need to be learnt. All of which will be forgotten and ignored a few months later then business as usual. Shit on the little people who are still working saving lives, working in supermarkets, delivering the stuff we still buy online with more austerity to make sure the great and the good are not troubled too much at the financial inconvenience this may have had on their wealth.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:51, Share, Reply)

With the market turbulence and devalued companies for sale,
those with cash will have an opportunity to clean up.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:46, Share, Reply)

1% will own pretty much everything

(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:55, Share, Reply)

In some respects feudalism is on it's way back, if it ever left.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:02, Share, Reply)

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere

(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:23, Share, Reply)

OLD WOMAN!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:32, Share, Reply)

Man!

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 14:25, Share, Reply)

Tsk, I can run faster than that

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Zuowan, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:29, Share, Reply)

Thievery Corporation - Marching The Hate Machines (Symphonik Version)
New album out based on one of their live gigs.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 14:29, Share, Reply)

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