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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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Edited again for Amorous Badger.
Yawn.
[mod edit: read the replies for an explanation]
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:45, 140 replies)
Yawn.
[mod edit: read the replies for an explanation]
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:45, 140 replies)
Nothing creepy going on here.
/edit for anyone coming here via the QOTW fail archive, the original post is HERE.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:50, closed)
/edit for anyone coming here via the QOTW fail archive, the original post is HERE.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:50, closed)
I would think more like
one for the authorities.
Edit: Christ, I just read some of his other stories. I sincerely hope this is a "comedy" account.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:58, closed)
one for the authorities.
Edit: Christ, I just read some of his other stories. I sincerely hope this is a "comedy" account.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:58, closed)
The other edit can be found
HERE
That's the one where he says he's lied about being a pervert but instead confesses to scamming people out of £££££'s
( , Sat 16 Jan 2010, 14:59, closed)
HERE
That's the one where he says he's lied about being a pervert but instead confesses to scamming people out of £££££'s
( , Sat 16 Jan 2010, 14:59, closed)
Not that I've applied for a job on gumtree
or have a C.V. that suggests being a vaguely attractive 18-22 year old girl...
But I still feel violated
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:55, closed)
or have a C.V. that suggests being a vaguely attractive 18-22 year old girl...
But I still feel violated
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:55, closed)
I'm tempted to take this to /b/ and let the internet detectives go to work on him.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:22, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:22, closed)
Could be for him.
They're not keen on sex offenders and creepy shit like this in prison.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)
They're not keen on sex offenders and creepy shit like this in prison.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)
Better than that.
Put cr3 on the case and he's emailed his boss.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:18, closed)
Put cr3 on the case and he's emailed his boss.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:18, closed)
We at the police, despite what you might think, take this sort of thing very seriously.
We will be doing background checks on you now, so that you know.
I have asked my superior to ask for any possible personal details from the moderators of this site.
Anything out of order that we find will be taken with the full relevant course of action.
You have basically done the online equivalent of walking up to a policeman and telling them that you grow drugs in your attic.
For your sake I hope you are lying, else, see you in court!
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:25, closed)
We will be doing background checks on you now, so that you know.
I have asked my superior to ask for any possible personal details from the moderators of this site.
Anything out of order that we find will be taken with the full relevant course of action.
You have basically done the online equivalent of walking up to a policeman and telling them that you grow drugs in your attic.
For your sake I hope you are lying, else, see you in court!
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:25, closed)
p.s.
this shit is likely at the very least to get you on the sex offenders register.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:25, closed)
this shit is likely at the very least to get you on the sex offenders register.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:25, closed)
are you referring to the picture of me from five years ago when i was a student?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:28, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:28, closed)
No, I thought you were the inspector of cuntstubble around here you cantankerous Hotmail Gollum
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:41, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:41, closed)
come on Albert
at the very least make 'cantankerous Hotmail Gollum' your sig.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:46, closed)
at the very least make 'cantankerous Hotmail Gollum' your sig.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:46, closed)
i don't know that there is much people from my office can do about this
but he is now being kept tabs on at least.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:30, closed)
but he is now being kept tabs on at least.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:30, closed)
,
I grew drugs in my attic but they went stinky and my wife flipped out and shouted at me so I had to throw them away.
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, closed)
I grew drugs in my attic but they went stinky and my wife flipped out and shouted at me so I had to throw them away.
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, closed)
You'll have to argue your case when they ask you in for questioning.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:31, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:31, closed)
See there's a difference between having a laugh and being a creepy cunt.
The courts take breach of trust in a position of responsibility pretty seriously, whether it's stealing money or perving over someone's personal letters. You're a sad, sad man.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:30, closed)
The courts take breach of trust in a position of responsibility pretty seriously, whether it's stealing money or perving over someone's personal letters. You're a sad, sad man.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:30, closed)
No, I clicked SSG in on it so he can make sure the people who need to know need to know.
We don't take kindly to criminals here.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:02, closed)
We don't take kindly to criminals here.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:02, closed)
erm...
What the fuck?
That's just plain creepy. As is the fact that you seem very proud of yourself for doing it.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:33, closed)
What the fuck?
That's just plain creepy. As is the fact that you seem very proud of yourself for doing it.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:33, closed)
*wipes away a tear*
(that's tear, not tear)
what have I done to deserve such an accolade?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:48, closed)
(that's tear, not tear)
what have I done to deserve such an accolade?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:48, closed)
I had a really good willy touching session about a dog with a horn on it's head. it seemed only right.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:53, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:53, closed)
this makes no sense
and as such I accept it completely
also: nice enough, a smug cunt though.
that sums me up exactly
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:59, closed)
and as such I accept it completely
also: nice enough, a smug cunt though.
that sums me up exactly
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:59, closed)
Have you considered volunteering for the 2012 olympics?
I'm sure you'd do awesome in the backstroke
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
I'm sure you'd do awesome in the backstroke
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
It's too easy.
another one for the /QOTW fail archive.
Rumbled :)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
another one for the /QOTW fail archive.
Rumbled :)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
Hahahah
You deleted your own reply ;)
Still - grabbed a screenshot of your original message :P
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:49, closed)
You deleted your own reply ;)
Still - grabbed a screenshot of your original message :P
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:49, closed)
Well despite everyone else winging...
I think its funny :) hahah :D
And hotmail aaccounts are easy to get into!
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:42, closed)
I think its funny :) hahah :D
And hotmail aaccounts are easy to get into!
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:42, closed)
You're fucking scum, you really are, you piece of shit.
You're abusing your position, illegally breaking into people's private property and exposing it for your own personal gain.
I really think you're the lowest of the low, and I hope you enjoy wanking off to stolen pictures of other people, because if any girl you know finds out that's your hobby, that's the fucking furthest you'll ever get with them.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:48, closed)
You're abusing your position, illegally breaking into people's private property and exposing it for your own personal gain.
I really think you're the lowest of the low, and I hope you enjoy wanking off to stolen pictures of other people, because if any girl you know finds out that's your hobby, that's the fucking furthest you'll ever get with them.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:48, closed)
They told me as much.
Apparently they take things like this pretty seriously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:35, closed)
Apparently they take things like this pretty seriously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:35, closed)
Here's a screenshot for anyone that missed this terrifying cunt's confession.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/terrifying.gif
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:06, closed)
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/terrifying.gif
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:06, closed)
In a what on earth were you thinking
sort of way. Who does this kind of thing, boasts about it on the internet and then deletes it and acts like he's not in the wrong.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, closed)
sort of way. Who does this kind of thing, boasts about it on the internet and then deletes it and acts like he's not in the wrong.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, closed)
Weirdos, everyone knows if you want to see girls tits you just have to ask.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:11, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:11, closed)
IN REPLY TO YOUR EDIT
So, you basicly scammed a load of people selling a product you know doesn't work, yeah', well done you, you big man.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:07, closed)
So, you basicly scammed a load of people selling a product you know doesn't work, yeah', well done you, you big man.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:07, closed)
So your story wasn't true
I still don't understand why you'd go on a site and say to everyone HEY I'M A CREEPY STALKER WEIRDO WHO WANKS OVER PICTURES OF YOU, YES YOU
Maybe you need to take some time to think about your posts.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, closed)
I still don't understand why you'd go on a site and say to everyone HEY I'M A CREEPY STALKER WEIRDO WHO WANKS OVER PICTURES OF YOU, YES YOU
Maybe you need to take some time to think about your posts.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, closed)
Yeah but if he lied in his story how do you know he's not lying about lying about his story?
I just don't know what to believe any more.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:10, closed)
I just don't know what to believe any more.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:10, closed)
It's like a Russian Doll of lies and untruths
I'm tearing down the old religions now, I'm so disillusioned
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)
I'm tearing down the old religions now, I'm so disillusioned
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)
What we need is another user who always tells the truth, then ask him which door to go through.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)
Sure. images.google.co.uk Help yourself.
Also, I like your post. Fucking stupid buttons.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:28, closed)
Also, I like your post. Fucking stupid buttons.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:28, closed)
this is what the internet was invented for
so people like yourself can have a place to tuck your cock and balls back between your legs and pretend you are something you're not.
you don't work in the antivirus/security world
you didn't do what you claimed to do
you don't have a girlfriend (you never made an assertion to the contrary but I feel it needs saying)
you didn't make any money selling PDFs
you are regurgitating facts from wikipedia/bbc
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, closed)
so people like yourself can have a place to tuck your cock and balls back between your legs and pretend you are something you're not.
you don't work in the antivirus/security world
you didn't do what you claimed to do
you don't have a girlfriend (you never made an assertion to the contrary but I feel it needs saying)
you didn't make any money selling PDFs
you are regurgitating facts from wikipedia/bbc
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, closed)
I'm surprised this hasn't been clicked furiously just to permanently appear on your profile
/whatever it is you posted, it seems to have riled a few people
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:27, closed)
/whatever it is you posted, it seems to have riled a few people
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:27, closed)
yes
splendid advice. what an arse this guy is. it must be remembered! and hopefully in the newsletter too. in a special little creepy section.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:02, closed)
splendid advice. what an arse this guy is. it must be remembered! and hopefully in the newsletter too. in a special little creepy section.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:02, closed)
I do not believe anyone who says "make ££££££s"
ESPECIALLY when seriously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:49, closed)
ESPECIALLY when seriously.
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:49, closed)
Quite possibly the best QOTW answer evar!
Its got everything,
Internet creepiness, lies, backpedaling, about a squillion replies full of venom! Hats off to you sir!
Amorous Badger may quite possibly have imploded
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:59, closed)
Its got everything,
Internet creepiness, lies, backpedaling, about a squillion replies full of venom! Hats off to you sir!
Amorous Badger may quite possibly have imploded
( , Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:59, closed)
It's amazing how you can change your opinion of someone.
/2p's worth.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:14, closed)
/2p's worth.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:14, closed)
I love the fact that this guy's caused such an uproar
that there are more replys to this one story, than there are other stories.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2010, 18:11, closed)
that there are more replys to this one story, than there are other stories.
( , Fri 15 Jan 2010, 18:11, closed)
I like how he keeps editing the post and people keep screencapping it.
( , Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05, closed)
( , Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05, closed)
Oh get over yourself.
You're acting like this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you. In fact, I'm pretty sure it is.
( , Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:50, closed)
You're acting like this is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you. In fact, I'm pretty sure it is.
( , Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:50, closed)
It's good to see that you're taking this well.
A lesser man would have desperately tried to cover his tracks and back-pedalled frantically over this.
( , Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:08, closed)
A lesser man would have desperately tried to cover his tracks and back-pedalled frantically over this.
( , Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:08, closed)
And...
a better man wouldn't have wet himself with excitement over an internet post.
( , Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:41, closed)
a better man wouldn't have wet himself with excitement over an internet post.
( , Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:41, closed)
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