Does this answer
b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post440733

Make the poster sound a little cuntish?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:15, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There was a young man from Florence
Who hated all art with abhorrence;
He got slightly tipsy,
Went to the Uffizi,
and peed on the paintings in torrents.

What's your favourite limerick?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Everyone is too serious for a Friday

As such I demand that you all insert the word Wank into film titles, songs, albums, company names etc so as to amuse me.

I realise that this amy have been covered before, but my head is full of snot rather than inspiration.

Film: St.Elmos Wank
Song: Wank me baby one more time
Company: The Royal Wank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Saturday night
I've got a free night on Saturday, free as in I'll be in with the nipper.

Apart from watching a DVD with a beer or 2 I shall be bobbing online for a possible 're-education' by reading through various party manifetos.

My post about supporting BNP got some bashing and raised some interesting points and at the same time seemed to give a few people the view that I am a bit of a twat.

So dear reader, which manifesto do you suggest I read (discounting Labour and Conservative)?

And apologies once again for appearing twattish. I'm not, honestly. The few people I've met here would (hopefully) agree that I'm not such a bad chap in real life - possibly misguided but not a twat.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:50, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Positive discrimination
Anyone in favour of it?

Even if by doing it some sort of barrier or culture gets changed that makes everything fairer in the future?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:44, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There are no photo's of me at the bash the other day
Who do I blame/thank for this?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm making ham rolls
using ham and bread rolls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:41, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think the Rasmus are underrated and actually a good band.
I am not just posting this to be controversial.
I genuinely think this.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I beat up Chuck Norris and David Carradine yesterday.
Then I drove off in my Honda Accord with a load of supermodels while snorting coke off their tits.

Discuss.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cornwall Bash anyone?
Its really fucking sunny down here and the beaches are gorgeous.

Beach Bash Maybe?
( Peej, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I rather enjoy The Offspring's music.
I just thought I would share that with everyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Last Night
Last night I mugged off the BNP candidate who was begging for my vote, I was amazed at just how sweary and rude I was as this rosette sporting racist asked what he could do to ‘ensure my vote’


The dirty, racist nazi scummer.


I’m all for a bit of political change, just not for a party that’ll slowly kill off the Indian Restaurant industry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:53, 178 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today I love my bottom unequivocally
I have Ghandi's Revenge from a dodgy tuna steak last night; the first mouthful tasted odd, then the second one just felt wrong. Not firm and meaty, more "melt in the mouth", like a leper's cock. So I rang work at 8.40am to say I'd be a little late, I'd be in as soon as the Immodium kicked in. Now my boss is a flakey fuckwit at the best of times, but today that has worked to my advantage. Despite my stating I'm sure it's the tuna and not a bug, she insisted that I didn't go in, "in case I spread it around the other staff".

WOO-HOO!

Have fuckwits/your bottom ever worked in your favour?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Festivals
Im going to Download next week with a few lads including my cousin. Its his birthday on the Saturday and I need an inventive and amusing way of embarrassing the fuck out of him.

Who better to ask than my fellow B3tans.

All suggestions welcome!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:12, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK not so gentle B3tans
I'm bored!

What can I do to brighten up my day. If you have no suggestions, amuse me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha I've been looking through the bash photos.
I look like a proper miserable bastard
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3592068404/in/pool-b3tabashes

SHOW ME YOUR FACES INTERNET!
There is no need to be shy.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:01, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wrote a cracking new song with my band last night
thoroughly enjoyable.

also finally thought of a name for my song about smoking weed. it's called the Green Blues :-D

Tonight I will be mostly playing Risk and getting caned. The rest of the weekend involves garden work and entertaining the in-laws.

Your plans? GO!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Argh
I've just sat in unexpected roadworks for 20 minutes on my way into work.

How has your day started?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good evening children.
Is anybody awake?

I'm looking for the ideal fully loaded potato skins.

Any ideas?
(TheColonel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fantastic!
The scab on my nose has just fallen off.

I can see the bone...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:26, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I apologise
In advance - and in retrospect.

I don't post often but if I do and my post appears to be either in Lithuanian or Gibberish it's this little buggers fault:-

simonsgallery.ukgeeks.co.uk/p58735244.html

This is new kitty - she thinks the keyboard is some sort of kitty adventure playground.

Thanks to all those who gazzed about old kitty and her untimely end. You know who you are and you helped.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:09, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have to report on
the 'needs' of one of the wee fuckers in my class.

Do you think I can put on a form that he needs a sound cunting in the fuck, and if he had had one a couple of years ago then he wouldn't have needed one so much now?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now I have no plans to watch Big Brother
but what do you think they should do this year to keep it 'Fresh'.

Mr Bin thinks they should remove all the furniture and replace it with peas.
I have always thought that they should make the walls move in slightly every day.
According to my friend who works on BB they did want to do that but they couldn't for some reason.

So what do you think they should do?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Internetz, I'm bored and a bit meh this evening
I'm due to go out in a couple of hours, but I'm not sure if I can be arsed. Entertain me please.

WHAT QUESTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK OF ANY B3TAN?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:38, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

all right?
What's for dinner?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:33, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am reinstalling a G3 iMac (400MHz, 384MB RAM)
It can run Tiger, but would it be better off with Panther for speed/responsiveness because of the spec?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What is your Raison d'être?
Inspire me.
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Congrats
To V and Kaol

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wowzers.
I'm going through the E3 stuff (video game expo) this year, and some of the stuff has some serious 'wow' potential, even outside of video games.

Check these out...
kotaku.com/5274554/molyneuxs-milo-brings-a-virtual-child-to-the-xbox-360
www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-project-natal/50018

Granted, the Wii was supposed to do that, but it still impresses me, esspeicaly if it works like they've shown.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)