Previous thread is a) too long and b) created by Al
Bearing in mind that anyone who doesn't live in London and is going to the Bash is on a train by now, I feel this is a perfect time to unlock some taboo subjects. My questions are these;

- Assuming that no Rooney means Chelsea will walk the title this year, who's going to finish second? Yes I'm aware that most of the B3tans who like football aren't going to the Bash.

- How badly does Countdown need Carol Voderman back to make it the tea-time wankfest it once was?

- What's the worst British city you've ever visited, in honour of my forthcoming visit to Glasgow?

- Which B3tan (preferably from those not reading this) would you most like to bless with a kick in the fucking bollocks/front bum?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:15, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Last thread is too long
Q: What song best sums you up?

Alt Q: So there is a bash this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:04, 91 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd just like to say
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!

How good is it that it's bash day?

Alt: How bent are you that you aren't even fucking going?

You bent cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:10, 263 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going to leave this here.
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post927166
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:38, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning, lovelies, on this fine looking morning, with a fine evening planned ahead
How are you fine looking people?

Alt: Bacons or beans on toast?

Alt Alt: Drink of choice?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:09, 172 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Football is now officially a farse. If you had a footballers wage what would you spend it on?
Alt Q: If you could be a celebrity for a day who would it be and why?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:32, 97 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread is long and the main question covered.
Anybody else saddened by Ari Up's death? Don't get me wrong, I hate grief tourism as much as the next guy, but I do love the Slits version of I Heard it Through the Grapevine.

The last celebrity death that saddened me was JG Ballard.

Alt Q- Do you like breasts?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:54, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does sex get better with age?
Alt: What are your plans for this evening?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:34, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You and your little problems
While the newspapers in England are all about the cuts, how to go out of the crisis, unemployment and that, the newspapers in Spain are making the main story of an MP from the "similar to tory" party saying something sexy about a MP woman from the "similar to labour" party.

There's a big discussion about it, if it was right or not, misogynist or not, and insult or not...

So, when did you last time witness or participated on a bigger than it should have been row over something very silly?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:59, 278 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:19, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

STRESS!
After having the total trauma of holding onto my daughter this morning as they put her under for her operation and feeling her fall unconcious, I am stressed to death. What have you been most stressed about lately?

p.s.
She is fine now!

Alt Q:
What didnt you have for lunch? Grrrrr! Same as me, nowt!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:00, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aha, rumbled.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:36, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm bored.
When was the last time you were bored, boring or nailed to a board?
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:34, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Some of you seem as excited about this Bash
As my nephew gets about Christmas.

When was the last time you were so excited you couldn't sleep?

Alt Q: What's for lunch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:32, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

f5 this motherfucker!!
favourite one liners, comebacks, put downs etc?

alt Q: Anyone free tomorrow night? I'm at a loose end.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:29, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry Darth, but screw Vietnam and movies and shit like that.
Today was my muckup day. I'm not a high school student any longer. I have one week of study leave before exams start, but my school life is over until I start uni!

I'm fucking FREE of this place. :D *dances*
When were you last insanely happy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:09, 37 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have nothing of interest to say, I'm just starting a thread because I can and no-one else has
Some good news for you - I'm off to Vietnam in a couple of weeks, so you won't have to put up with my inane ramblings and protestations of heterosexuality. Where in the world would you most like to go that you haven't already been?

Alt Q - Favourite Vietnam movie? Seeing as how I plan to quote from all of them at some point when I get back and people ask me where I've been
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 8:37, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Moral dilemma for you
My motorbike was written off, mostly cosmetic damage. I get a cash payout and the bike. I'm selling the bike as is. But having put an advert up, I've found out that it's worth more than I thought - thanks to the insurance company thought. About £300-400 more. Someone's made me an offer and will be coming to view it. I've updated him but I've also said I'll honour my original price, since I agreed in principle.

What would you do in my situation - am I being a mug?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:19, 136 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right, I am officially REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY.
Because I don't get out much, obviously, being Northern and therefore by default really fucking poor since the Tories destroyed our traditional industries an' all that. Shipyards, coal etc.

What's exciting you at the moment?

Alt: What's the weather going to be like in London at the weekend? Do I need to pack a cardigan, or will the sun glinting off the gold plated streets give me horrible sunburn?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:33, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had 4 pints so far and am starting on a 5th. What are you having this evening?
Answers may include food, alcohol consumption, anything sexual or anything else you have "happening" as I believe the kids say.

Alt: Spit or swallow?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:38, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right, that thread's dead.
Everything nowadays is shit. It was all so much better when I was younger. What was better when you were younger?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:50, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lemsip - any flavour
I bloody hate it. It makes my beer taste all lemony, or blackcurranty or orange and winter fruity. What's your favourite flavour?

ALT Q: I am facing redundancy. Will you give me a job and if so what as?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A train leaves Derby at 16:34 and arrives in London at 19:31
At what point do I tell you I'll be at the bash?

Alt: What are you having for dinner?

Alt Alt: When was the last time you met someone from the interwebs?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:35, 230 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Hallowe'en soon. What'd be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Personally I want to build a working Transformers outfit out of cardboard. I'd change from shoddily-realised robot to half-arsed car!

Alt Q: The duck-billed platypus has fur, a beak, lays eggs, has a venomous sting and uses electro-location to find insects and fish. Is someone having a laugh?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:56, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have to buy some packaging tape that is brown on the sticky side, white on top
and has threads of string inside as reinforcement.

What is this tape called, and where is one most likely to find it?
( applehead herp derp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:40, 84 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So who's watching/reading/listening to the spending review?
I think most my office is because the internet is now running very slow.

How doomed are you by the whole thing?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:38, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whodunnit?
Walking to work this morning, I saw that somebody has chalked B3TA on the side of St Giles Cathedral on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.

Own up, villain.
(jennymnemonic, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:45, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FIRST HOT CHOCOLATE OF THE YEAR ! YAY !
Oh man, what a lovely day it is today, maybe even a lovely week; it has been so far.

I went to Pret for lunch today and got a 'Swedish Meatball Ragu' 'hot wrap', bloomin' 'eck that is one over priced sandwich, not even that nice, deffo not value for money.

What's new in the world of You today? Tonight I'm gonna make a start on watching Fringe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:32, 106 replies, latest was 15 years ago)