CV advice
I just rewrote my CV in the third person. First time I've done that. Is it alright to do so?

What do you lot think?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 22:09, 153 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How would you commit the 'perfect murder?'
Alt q: who will succeed Alex ferguson?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 21:15, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS TREE GOING UP THIS WEEKEND
Have you got holiday spirit??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 19:19, 104 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Most films are bent
Foreign films are fucking bent.

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:55, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have just acquired a 5 piece set of cast iron cookware.
This weekend will be spent seasoning and testing said cookware.
Does anybody have any tips for this process or any dishes which are noticably better when cooked in cast iron?

Alt q: What is your favourite foreign language film? I'm torn between Jeux d'enfants and Oldboy.
(TheColonel, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:21, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
I've been invited to a Man vs Food party and I've got to bring a food based challenge to it.

What should I bring?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:18, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Playing Age of Empires 2 last night
Me and a computer ally against my flatmate and his computer ally. I'm bloody well cool, eh?
Anyway, about halfway through, my ally Louis XVI decides he's had enough and just resigns out of the blue, leaving me to get battered. It would appear even virtual people don't get on with me.

When's the last time you've been fucked over by a machine?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:28, 53 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Would you rather have
A magical panther that would attack on your command. Or a monkey butler?

When making your decision you should consider the potential of teaching the monkey martial arts - thus making it able to defend you, though it would lack the grace and wonder or the magic employed by the panther.
(2_Killer_Mockingbirds Listened to all the same songs on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:21, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, that wasn't too interesting
So, time for the Generic Lunch Thread!

Today, Mulligatawney Soup with a bread roll. Yawn.

Yourself?

Alt Q: Is there anything you should count yourself as a snob in? I've been arguing with a bloke at work because he wants to go and watch "Let Me In", and I've been pointing out that everything about the original is better, even though I've not even seen the new one yet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:37, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got Daim cookies, and I just got given a free bit of chocolate smartie swiss roll.
This makes me better than all of you.
Discuss.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:12, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In a new housing development
in Zaragoza, people has voted that all the streets have names related with videogames. The new streets will have names as Mario Street, Luigi Avenue or Tetris Square.

If you could, which names would you give to streets?

Edit: The first Avenue has been inagurated with the name of "Super Mario Bros Avenue"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:14, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My beautiful cat Tommy was run over and killed this morning
My daughter is going to be inconsolable, and i can feel the lump in my throat rise as I type this. Here are a few pics of him in his fluffy glory.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:24, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

All this talk of the multi-talented and not-at-all irritating Richard Blackwood
has led me to ask a very important question this morning.

Who da man?*


*clue: it's not Richard Blackwood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:01, 136 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A film, by Gonz, TGB and hopefully you.
Last night we came up with an idea for a film, I just need someone to write a script, cast the film, scout the locations, purchase/hire the equipment needed, a special effects person and....[etc etc].

It's called "Mellenium Man", and it's about a person who is awake once every 14 days. He only ages during the time he's awake, so at 20 years old for him, in real terms he's about 280 years old. It's about how life has changed through out history, starting off in around the 1500s and finishing around 2500s. He's watched lovers grow old and die, he's seen war and famine, traveled the world, from the [what ever era that was] to the space age to the begining of the collonisation of the moon. He would have died at around the year 2100, but with medical advancements, his lifespan has expanded expedentially. Maybe there is a bit where he keeps on trying to commit suicide after seeing so many people grow old and die, but never makes it.

I'm not entirely sure what happens when he is asleep, like maybe he simply doesn't exist in the awake world, or maybe he's on some sort of auto-pilot? Maybe he's just simply asleep. Maybe there would be medical problems involved, like attrophy for being asleep for so long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 7:42, 20 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I see people are still up.
Does this mean I can talk to all of you now??
Or are we still discussing the pros and cons of gay sex and/or sexuality?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:02, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so if you could tim travel,
but you weren't allowed to gamble,
how would you make yourself rich?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:13, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If money was no object how would you spend Christmas this year?
Alt Q: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:00, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread for a new life.
Be decisive. What are you going to do tomorrow to change your life for the better?
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:28, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm proper fucked.
How do you chill, relax, de-stress, kick back, calm down, loosen up, let it all go, stop your head from spinning when you've got too much on your plate?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:52, 243 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Book now for careers seminar: "Your Career as an Actuary"
This is the thrilling subject line of an email I have just received. What missives have you lately received that have bought you that little bit closer to "doing a Moaty"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:48, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No question but.
If you are anywhere near a televison, check out the outfit that letters/numbers bird is sporting on Countdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:03, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nostalgia.
I've just spent the last half hour at work looking for Scalextric sets on ebay.
What was your favourite childhood game? (not including video games - atarilol!)
Edit: Game/toy
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:25, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's your best feature?
Alt Q: A perfect day on your own would consist of.....
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:06, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Generic Lunch Thread
Dry Curried Rice with Chicken Yakatori.... luuu-UHHHHH-ush

Everyone else having a totally awesome day so far?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:40, 215 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

At what point
Did cereal companies stop putting free-gifts in with breakfast cereal? When I was a lad, you couldn't eat your breakfast quick enough in anticipation of opening a new box of Rice Krispies.

These days. Nothing.

What the best free-gift you've ever had bundled with another product?

ALT Q: What is the most Monty friendly/gayest song ever?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:24, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We found out we are having another girl which has made me very happy
But I have an interview including a 10 minute presentation which has made me nervous.

What do you do to prepare yourself for an interview?

Alt Q. I have made two girls with my cock, what have you made with your sexual organs?
( Peej, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:15, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good news... or are they?
You know sometimes, when you get good news, and you are all excited about them, and you can't stop thinking about the news. And then, the more and more you think about those good news, the more and more you realise they're not so good...

I was contacted yesterday to have an interview for that job in Madrid. That's good news. Now, thinking about it, I can see 2 problems:

1. They haven't called Mark (I asked, they'll tell me tomorrow if they want him or not) but I'm not going anywhere without him
2. I don't know much about the job, but it looks like what I was doing a few months ago, when I lose the will to live, and only wanted to cut my veins to have a reason to stay at home.

So, when did you recieve some new, exciting news; or when did something amazing happened to you, and after a while, you realised it wasn't so amazing after all?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:46, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dropping a flounce-bomb all over Maxi's thread (sorry about that)
Right, you gorgeous bastards, I'm leaving the country for a couple of weeks today so I'm opening up the floor. Ask me anything. Tell me anything you like. Don't hold back, I'm dying to tell some of you my opinions in return.

Alt Q - Re-read the above but insert a few choice swearwords to emphasise my disdain for your demand for an Alt Q
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:01, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning, sunbeams
Today I am looking forward to meeting up with an old friend.

What are you currently looking forward to?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 7:32, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)