Friday evening generic babbling
Tell me what exciting things you're getting ready to do, so I can feel jealous.

Alt: anything worth watching on TV tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:15, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm currently for Alternate Voting because the last arguement I saw was for it.
Are you for or against it? I really donno, don't think it would make much of a real diferance, it'll be Cons or Labs in power anyway. I think when I go to tick the boxes, my vote will go to whoever the last person to explain it to me says.

What's your view on it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:18, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lets have a pun thread about lambs and cars.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-13080128
I can't think of any.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want to listen to some dubstep this afternoon, suggestions welcome
Feel free to not answer if this means nothing to you or you just don't care

Alt: Drum and Bass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's a telemarketer bothering our office
He's going through the numbers in sequential order but there are 60 phones in one open-plan office and we know who he's going to phone next. The 5th call was the office support manager who reported them to BT and the police as we're a government office and can't be cold-called. They refused to give their company name when asked and now he just hangs up after we introduce ourselves.

Have you ever grimly kept on to the bitter end of something despite it being utterly pointless and/or illegal?

EDIT: Apart from my mum, obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck this shit
What the internet needs to know is not IP v6 addresses, it is LUNCH (baby!)

What delights do you have in store? I have just nommed two mini pork pies, some nice chedder, a slice of granary, pickled onions and Branston pickle

Alt:
Anyone doing anything nice this weekend? My Mam is busy, sorry.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:23, 216 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can you come up with memorable IPv6 addresses?
Maximum of 16 characters in quads of four (i.e. 1234:5678:90AB:CDEF). You can use the letters A through F and numbers in a 1337 stylee. so far I've only come up with B00B:B00B:B00B:B00B and FA75:1A9S:FA75:1A9S (FATSLAGS). See if you can do better. No K or N mean it's hard to do very good swears
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Where d'ya live?
...Oh yeah? How d'ya get to work?
...Petrol or diesel?
...Can you claim that back?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, 235 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What will you be doing on Shaturday
or Shunday?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What this board needs, is a thread asking what you're all doing this weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

IT@S THE WEEKEND!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Up to anything this weekend?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This weekend, what will you be doing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

What are you doing this weekend?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning.
I went to see The Jim Jones Revue last night (it was, of course, fucking superb). I turned to Lusty and one point and remarked 'what a showman' as Jones took to the speaker stacks. Unfortunately this was clearly not adequately conveyed because she turned to me in horror and said 'WHAT? You want to shag him?'. Err, no thanks.

I thought it was funny, anyway. The weekend is nearly upon us - what are you doing? I have my meeting with ex re overnight visits and my mother's 60th on Sunday, which I am expecting to be either cancelled or completely pointless, but we shall see...

Alt: what the fuck is wrong with you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:31, 282 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

16 double sockets
I just viewed a house I might buy. Its a repossession so a good chance to move up the ladder etc.
Anyway, they have converted the loft into a granny flat, it has its own access. Its one large room with a bathroom attached. It has 16 fucking double sockets in this one room.

Thats 32 actual plug sockets.

In one room.

I think they must have been growing dope up there and needed the power. What do you reckon? I mean, 32 fucking plugs in one room? Thats a lot surely?

Alt q - guilty pleasures?
( zulu eh?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:59, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am not a stalker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:45, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's all have a luke-warm debate.
*sets heater to Room Temperature*
Men: what's the best thing about women?
Women: what's the best thing about men?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:57, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's all have a heated debate
*turns up heater*

'Those who can do, those who can't teach' George Bernard Shaw

Discuss.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:43, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Question of the Week poll
Help us choose the new QOTW

IT IS HERE

MESSAGE ENDS
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Other thread is old
What fucks you off the most about your job? Have a right good old moan here ladies and gentlemen.

Alt:
Why is your job SKILLZ?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:31, 211 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK, one more
This time with a link:

after12.failblog.org/

So, which stupid things have you done when drunk? In a work do I went into the men's toilets looking for my boyfriend. The security guy tried to make me go out, and I started shouting his name... Jesus. Jesus is his name. My colleagues were very ammused and still remind me of all of it.

It seems some pictures include a lot of vomit, so be careful when you open them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:55, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

People who eat Tuna are idiots
discuss.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And as promised...

Here's a new thread!

I am all floaty after having a disastrous session having blood taken. Tea and toast made me better.

What did you have for elevenses?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, people
Noone is going to start a new thread?

Well, are you lazy? How lazy? Which stupid/funny thing has happened to you because of your lazyness?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:20, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello, loves!
How are you? I'm very happy today. It's a Friday for me (no work tomorrow!!) and one of my best friends has been told she might have a chance to get pregnant, after 3 years of trying, and she is so happy for it!!

When was the last time someone around you was so happy that you couldn't stop yourself and feel happy too? Did you spend the day smiling at nothing?

Alt. Q: Breakfast (let's start properly today). I had cereals and a ham sandwich. I might have a banana soon as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:41, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Death Row: Final meal?
last words?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:57, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not really a Gig type person, it's not my scene, but I've just found out that The Offpsring are playing in Paris on the 1st Sept.
Does anyone here fancy it at all? I think I might go book myself an adventure with this month's payday, or do it on credit card or whatever. I've never been on holiday by myself, or a gig by myself, but this is the first one I really want to go.

There are only 3 bands I'd enjoy seeing a gig at, I think, and that's The Offspring, Dan Le Sac v Scroob Pip & Semisonic.

If no one fancies it, I'll be going anyway, it'll be cool to go on my first holiday by myself, and first one in years. Just a long weekend or whenever it is. But if someone would like to come, then that'll be ace too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A thread for the late team
Me, Crunchy, Monty, Rswipe when she's sober and others.

Anyone want to buy a kagool? I'm ebaying loads of stuff to make way for new arrivals. Tell me about buying or selling things on the infomation super highway.

Alt: Supper I 'spose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:26, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)