Life is so unfair
It is. Well, apart from not being on that graph, my life is pretty good. I was talking with Mark and saying that for at least a whole year I haven't had any mayor problems and all what I wanted has happened. Maybe it's because I don't want too much, maybe I'm just lucky.

I look around and see my friends and quite a few of them are having a bad time. No job, no partners, no kids, no house, no parents... whatever; and I wonder why things are so good to me and not to others, or if it's just that I'm possitive and feel good with what I have.

So, when did you feel last time that life was unfair? Is it usually too good or too bad for you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:09, 306 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Holy fucking shit
Noel... seriously...words fail me.

www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/sad4.jpg

Have a tiny badge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:34, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Back in the day
Whilst walking to the metro this morning, a random thought from childhood appeared in my befuddled brain. It was of building a treehouse with bits of wood and corrugated iron "down the dene".

What random memories of childhood do you have? What takes you back to them?

Alt Q:
Pick a song that reminds you of a particular person/place and tell the group about it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:51, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil:
I dreamt I was Jesus last night. Turns out that God gave the original Jesus too much of his power, his body couldn't handle it and that's why God engineered his death at the age of 30. In order to make sure I was around for a while, he didn't give me as much power. Whilst I could manipulate stuff like stopping the rain (as that only requires mucking about with water vapour), or healing disease (microscopic orgasms), I couldn't make the world hotter (involves moving the Earth closer to the Sun) or make people immortal.

While I'm the first to admit that I'm shallow, vain and arrogant I have to admit to being blow away by the sheer scale of my own egotism and hubris after that dream.

When did you last truly shock yourself, be it good or bad?

Alt question: Have you ever been the Second Coming?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:52, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh my, you're looking very sharp today, did you do something different with your hair?
It's due to be a stunningly sunny couple of days in my little bubble. Have a little daydream: how do you like spending sunny days when you've got no other responsibilities?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha!
I'm off to Lancaster on Thursday and I'm looking for advice on how to blend in wi' t' lorcals.

I've bought some clogs and I'll blacken my face with coal dust on the train on the way up - but I need more TIPS please. My experience of the north is limited to visiting castles and Hadrian's Wall etc as a child, so this is a bit of a leap in the dark for me. I'm already fucking broke so there's a tick in the 'impoverished' box already. I'll also secrete some sachets of Bisto in my cuffs, so I can colour my beer and not look like a Southern Shandy Drinker. But what else do I need to know?

Alt: how are you making the most of our 'bank holiday season'?
Alt alt: is your employer giving you Royal Wedding off and are they paying you/not paying you for the day?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:25, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha!
Just found out I'm off to Rochdale tomorrow and Blousie's gone to bed.
Alt: Matt Munro was brilliant. Unappreciated talent?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Reasons for your significant other.
I feel like right now the only reason I could ever want a boyfriend would be for him to scratch my back.

What are your reasons for keeping your lady or fella around?

alt: bacon
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:33, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright ot
who wants to have a go on my bum?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:19, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it safe to come back yet?
Who has flown easyjet recently, with just hand luggage? How cunty are they being about size limits? They sent me this rather patronising email about how they would charge me loads of money if I tried to get too much into my little case.

Alternatively, tell me about your funniest travel story.

And stop poking the trolls - it only encourages them, and it makes us all look bad!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:52, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is the most read news story on bbc news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13112799
I have no idea why.

It must be something to do with what you had for lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:35, 212 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Seriously?
Have I killed the internet?

What have you killed? What would you like to kill?

I have the feeling I'm missing all the action somewhere else. Do you usually feel being left apart?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, 126 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So then, it has been suggested to (not by) me that offtopic is not very good.
Your thoughts on the matter?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:31, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What about a question?
I'm trying to think of something interesting, but can't. I'm too tired. So you can ask one person here one question, and he/she can reply and ask another question in return.

Alt: Lunch?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This one time
A top aviation lawyer that I know decapitated a pimp with a samurai sword and the police were so happy that someone had done this that they weren't even bothered.

result.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread is moved too on far to the side, let's continue it here.
Monty: I can't take my kid to see my ma' on her b'day.
- Gonz: Jermey Kyle?
- - Monty: Seriously?
- - - Gonz: Yeah', try it.
- - - - - Bert: - STOP DOING DRUGS

.... and..... GO.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SPRING!
It's all fucking go out there. The trees are exploding in green, the flowers are going mad, the bugs are loving it and it looks like another sunny week ahead. Do you like a bit of green-fingered-ness? Or are you a reduced-flowers-from-Tesco sort? Have you ever tried putting any kind of plant into a bodily orifice that wasn't your mouth?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:05, 241 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a fucking lovely weekend
Friday - tip top night out with Darth, and he didn't try to bum me once! Only downer was Forest getting beat.

Saturday and Sunday - two kids celebrating their 4th birthdays, and having to supervise 28 sugar-filled small children dressed as superheroes bouncing around the place.

Why are you in a good mood this Monday?

Alt Q - Why are you in a terrible mood this Monday?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:20, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Okay.
Should Crunchy give up on men and get some rodents instead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:39, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dawn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:27, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:56, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

morning

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:24, 51 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Everyone having a nice Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:20, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not re-writting this, but I think someone from India just tried to put a virus on my computer via verbal instruction on the telephone.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7166934
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

May I be the first to wish you all a merry saturday afternoon
I just became a bit more welsh. Found myself in a hotel bar with some guy singing 'wedding-singer' songs. Then a lock-in in a pub the size of a living room where everyone knew each other and there was some pretty bad karaoke where every other song was Stereophonics.

To balance things, when I was in London, I once found myself in a community centre with lots of people round a piano singing 'Let's all go down the strand..."

Tell me about when you found yourself in surrounded by a real-life stereotype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:08, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone around?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:46, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm being made to watch ghost. What the fuck is this shit?
I remember Patrick swayze from point break and road house, I thought dirty dancing was his gay film? Have the dead ever let you down?

Alt q: Chinese or Indian?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:10, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)